Author Topic: Bump When Drunk (Read 48218 times)

ROCKxADIO420 · « **Reply #270 on:** May 13, 2014, 07:30:16 PM »

my shits drunk as fuck

L33Tg33k · « **Reply #271 on:** May 13, 2014, 07:34:28 PM »

Quote from: SodaJerk on May 13, 2014, 10:45:41 AM

Quote from: Mundungus on May 12, 2014, 10:29:32 PM
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went on bowling date w cute girl tonight... she is seriously pathetic at bowling. Should that be a dealbreaker?
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Not really, gives you a chance to do that thing where you help her improve her game by standing behind her a guiding her arm to help her action when all you are really doing is pushing your crotch into her booty.

Fuck that. If she can't handle a bowling ball she shouldn't be handling your balls.

Tay · « **Reply #272 on:** May 14, 2014, 03:54:36 PM »

I got four budlights after goingt ot eh skankpark and now i'm alienated.

Tay · « **Reply #273 on:** May 14, 2014, 06:29:25 PM »

Quote from: Mark Renton on April 12, 2014, 07:49:33 AM

Went to sleep still drunk but alright (didn't feel a bucket was necessary) and woke up to puke all over the floor.
Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Saturday morning.

Nice Trainspotting reference, I never fully understood it though, what's it mean?

tobey · « **Reply #274 on:** May 14, 2014, 08:34:26 PM »

it was my birthday today, turned 22. friends came over we swimmed in the pool got drubnk and watch were the millers. it was funh, no complaints

LloydChristmas · « **Reply #275 on:** May 16, 2014, 07:59:00 PM »

Quote from: Peter Zagreus on May 02, 2014, 08:14:04 PM

Got drunk. Shaved my head. Spent the last hour and a half dancing to My Sweet Lord by George Harrison.

you're alright, peter.

all i want right now is to zip zinger around and i'm furious i cannot do that.

CumOnYourFace · « **Reply #276 on:** May 24, 2014, 01:41:50 AM »

I watched Dylan's Gravis part to "Hard In Da Paint" [Waka Flocka] / "Wuda Cuda Shuda" [2 Chainz] and it fit well.

Coastal Fever · « **Reply #277 on:** May 24, 2014, 09:20:24 PM »

Even though I work at 10am Sunday, I couldn't stand to stay in alone on a Saturday night. So I went to meet some friends at the usual pub..

There were two others there with them who I hadn't met until tonight. The first, was an attractive, dark young lady who I had the awkwardness of walking in on having sex at an old banquet serving job of mine.

The second, was a large, redheaded gay nazi with skulls rings on every finger. Within 4 sentences of meeting me he was jew-hating, touching me, asking if my friend I arrived with was my boyfriend, and if I was his best friend. I left before placing a drink order.

Joust Ostrich · « **Reply #278 on:** May 25, 2014, 01:27:56 AM »

Peter Zagreus · « **Reply #279 on:** May 25, 2014, 08:08:02 PM »

Quote from: Joust Ostrich on May 25, 2014, 01:27:56 AM

whoa

Makes me feel like this guy

cuntzilla · « **Reply #280 on:** May 28, 2014, 06:26:11 AM »

Expect a post in 'bump when high' within 4 hours

Bambi · « **Reply #281 on:** May 31, 2014, 12:15:49 AM »

bumping

hi hello hey

tobey · « **Reply #282 on:** June 07, 2014, 09:13:42 PM »

2 friends came over, brought 2 six packs. We watch not anothjer teen movie and now we are watching one of the trailer park movies. i have one more beer left and the pretty girl i have been talking to on facebook texted me, so staying in pon saturday nights really isn't that bad

SodaJerk · « **Reply #283 on:** June 08, 2014, 05:09:33 PM »

I'm hammered right now. Went drinking with the wifey early this morning, as you do, then went skating and got shitfaced.

Tracer · « **Reply #284 on:** June 08, 2014, 05:17:54 PM »

how do i post a youtube video or vimeo video on slap? sometimes it works sometimes not

cuntzilla · « **Reply #285 on:** June 14, 2014, 07:26:05 AM »

Anyone in the valley??? (@brisbane slappers)

tobey · « **Reply #286 on:** June 14, 2014, 10:16:39 PM »

my aunt brought home 7 beers from a funeral, watching the last episode of the office right now and i might cry

L33Tg33k · « **Reply #287 on:** June 14, 2014, 10:37:06 PM »

Eating pizza rolls to keep from crying.

tobey · « **Reply #288 on:** June 14, 2014, 10:42:57 PM »

i almost shred a tear but now i just started to re watch 30 rock hoping Tracy Morgan a speedy recovery

A.J.K. · « **Reply #289 on:** June 16, 2014, 09:37:12 PM »

ayyyyye slap

Go fuck yourselves, and I mean that in the best way possible

SHAWN COMBOVER · « **Reply #290 on:** June 17, 2014, 08:09:52 AM »

IM AT WORK> ITS MY BIRTHDAY> IM STILL DRUNK> HALF DAY. LIFE RULEZ BRAH!!!!!

SUCK MY FUCKING COCK SLAP~!!!!!!!!!!!

Bambi · « **Reply #291 on:** June 24, 2014, 11:53:21 PM »

Bumping and listening to this is a drive for someone with nothing to think about.

tobey · « **Reply #292 on:** June 28, 2014, 09:33:20 PM »

trying to get girls from tinder that i matched up with in march to come over to drink the beers my friends didn't. Oh well looks like im gettuinng more wasted

PaperBoiLaFlare · « **Reply #293 on:** July 07, 2014, 02:22:07 PM »

ROCKxADIO420 · « **Reply #294 on:** July 07, 2014, 06:08:37 PM »

Quote from: L33Tg33k on June 14, 2014, 10:37:06 PM

Eating pizza rolls to keep from crying.

satire???

(idk what satire mean)

Bambi · « **Reply #295 on:** July 09, 2014, 11:48:59 PM »

buh-bamp

ThugWaffle · « **Reply #296 on:** July 20, 2014, 12:17:06 AM »

I can never get laid. It's sad. Don't laugh. k.

hufs calve muscles · « **Reply #297 on:** July 20, 2014, 02:46:12 AM »

I've been drinking a lot of brandy lately. I buy a bunch of small bottles and stash them in various places at home/work/car.

I am currently pretty pissy.

I've been shitting a lot of blood lately too.

bongboarder420 · « **Reply #298 on:** July 20, 2014, 03:30:25 AM »

olde english taste like shit!!!!! did edward 40 hands tonight which endeed up in me puking, fallin while bombin a hill and eatin taccos

pencil · « **Reply #299 on:** July 20, 2014, 04:35:38 PM »

ive been shitting blood alot lately too lol

Author Topic: Bump When Drunk (Read 48218 times)

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