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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #300 on: July 20, 2014, 06:34:07 PM »
i drank a lot of jameson last night and did too many whippits. ended up tossing my cookies. today has been shitty.

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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #301 on: July 23, 2014, 06:24:25 AM »
Got work tomorrow. Fuck
I don't rollerblade, I play ROLLER HOCKEY! I've been kicking haters like you to the curb forever

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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #302 on: July 24, 2014, 12:28:56 AM »
Redd's Strawberry Ale tastes like diet piss, what the fuck was I thinking??

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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #303 on: July 25, 2014, 10:04:22 AM »
lost my job because i didn't go in after a night of heavy drinking. i am becoming a pile.

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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #304 on: July 31, 2014, 03:36:21 PM »


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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #305 on: July 31, 2014, 03:37:36 PM »

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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #306 on: July 31, 2014, 06:08:13 PM »
so much regret and destruction itt

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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #307 on: July 31, 2014, 06:18:56 PM »
cut and sewn

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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #308 on: July 31, 2014, 10:03:12 PM »
Drunk.

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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #309 on: August 02, 2014, 03:36:06 AM »
bumpp

you know how i know im drunk?
when my face becomes numb-ish
im also very social and extroverted and tend to glorify alcohol,
damn. no wonder people become alcoholics!
i started drinking 4 years ago, by the way
im 25

i also get pretty romantic when alcoholized
very sentimental and emotional
that sucks when i remember everything the next day
it is kinda embarassing

beer man,
fuck

cheers fellows slap pals


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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #310 on: August 03, 2014, 09:20:48 PM »
got in to some of this ish. soon to be in the bump when cross faded thread

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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #311 on: August 03, 2014, 09:24:01 PM »

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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #312 on: August 31, 2014, 09:39:58 PM »
I'm about to mix up my 4th gin and tonic, my girlfriend and I just finished watching Lost In Translation and are now watching Clueless.

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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #313 on: September 01, 2014, 11:49:18 PM »
bump

just got home from a labor day potluck bbq,
glad to know there's people i'm privileged to call friends


I just want everyone to know that I'm only 32.8% skateboarder, and that's on a good day. The rest is just soy and cum.

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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #314 on: September 20, 2014, 08:02:07 PM »
Who are you to judge what kinds of cocks he wants to suck?

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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #315 on: November 03, 2014, 07:44:50 PM »
went from gansetts to jack daniels to seagrams seven with gansetts throughout. getting drunk isn't all it's cracked up to be after awhile, it's a shot that will affect you for fifteen to twenty tops and you're chasing that all night

becoming an alcoholic holds no glory, it's this thing you gotta hide until you find another alcy. then it's drinking like the ship's going down

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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #316 on: November 06, 2014, 09:08:02 PM »
does anyone else notice that How i met your mother and the tv show friends is the exact same show?

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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #317 on: November 13, 2014, 11:53:03 PM »
idk why people take tracer seriously.
also, fuck bean plants


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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #318 on: November 14, 2014, 12:21:03 AM »
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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #319 on: November 14, 2014, 01:16:48 AM »
Beer and anxiety medication makes you buy all sorts of shit at Wal-Mart.
I just want to fuck something.

I'm on my second grilled cheese sandwich.

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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #320 on: November 15, 2014, 06:03:48 AM »
drunk on budweisers and tecates
my bff aka wingman,
he most likely
probably
hooked up w a girl i was into

so i decided to let go any ordeal he wetn trhough ger

because, honestly, itwould be a hufe ordeal to keeo uo w them

so i decided to fuck em off

as much as i love and respect ben kadow
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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #321 on: November 27, 2014, 02:05:41 AM »
i cant be th e only one drunk tonight?

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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #322 on: November 27, 2014, 02:44:50 PM »
i cant be th e only one drunk tonight?


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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #323 on: November 28, 2014, 09:28:36 PM »

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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #324 on: November 30, 2014, 06:15:38 AM »
me beer it upno money nno more

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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #325 on: December 24, 2014, 03:12:43 PM »
Anybody else on that frustrated cuz I'm with the in laws but at least I'm buzzin right now?

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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #326 on: December 24, 2014, 03:20:26 PM »
drinking while quitting smoking fucking sucks, it only makes the cravings stronger. anyone else get fucked up vivid dreams when quitting weed/darts?

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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #327 on: December 24, 2014, 03:31:29 PM »
drinking while quitting smoking fucking sucks, it only makes the cravings stronger. anyone else get fucked up vivid dreams when quitting weed/darts?

Quitting weed was actually pretty easy for me. I'm 2+ years. I smoked once or twice since but never fully went back to stoner status. I can't kick this booze habit though. Been drinking everyday since I was 18 and I'm 27. It'll be my new year revolution

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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #328 on: December 24, 2014, 04:46:35 PM »
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drinking while quitting smoking fucking sucks, it only makes the cravings stronger. anyone else get fucked up vivid dreams when quitting weed/darts?
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Quitting weed was actually pretty easy for me. I'm 2+ years. I smoked once or twice since but never fully went back to stoner status. I can't kick this booze habit though. Been drinking everyday since I was 18 and I'm 27. It'll be my new year revolution
To me weed is more addicting than tobacco. I guess its just all in my head, but when i dont smoke darts I just get impatient, without weed I get bored as fuck and mentally im not there, its pretty pathetic. I guess daily pot smoking for 6 years will do that to ya

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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #329 on: December 26, 2014, 11:09:06 AM »
The vivid dreams when quitting pot thing is weird, but apparently pretty common

Lots of people I've talked to have had similar experiences, and Google even has it as a suggested search, if you try to look up the phrase.