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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #300 on: November 20, 2011, 02:57:54 PM »
I wonder how great a difference of taste your poo would have depending on the day. If you ate lots of fruit one day and more meat the other, does it taste different, or does poo just taste like poo?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #301 on: November 20, 2011, 03:09:04 PM »
I wonder how great a difference of taste your poo would have depending on the day. If you ate lots of fruit one day and more meat the other, does it taste different, or does poo just taste like poo?

Hmmmm , the body sucks up all the neutriants , minerals , sugars and so on . So I would assume while the taste would vary . Eating fruits wont make the shit taste like fruit .

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #302 on: November 20, 2011, 04:38:24 PM »
I'm doing this online contest and it says that the contest ends on the 21st. So does that mean that the 21st is the last day to submit my information or does that mean on the 21st no more submissions will be taken? I feel dumb

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #303 on: November 21, 2011, 07:40:39 AM »
Does drinking "nonalcoholic" beer (0.04%) in large quantities pose a risk for relapse of recovering alcoholics.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #304 on: November 21, 2011, 07:54:57 AM »
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #305 on: November 21, 2011, 08:14:30 AM »
Does drinking "nonalcoholic" beer (0.04%) in large quantities pose a risk for relapse of recovering alcoholics.


prob best to stay away from anything even slightly alcohol related ?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #307 on: November 21, 2011, 10:27:29 AM »
Does drinking "nonalcoholic" beer (0.04%) in large quantities pose a risk for relapse of recovering alcoholics.

Most of the recovering alcoholics I know (more than 5 less than 10),  I know most of them drank/drink non alcoholic beer for the taste.  My old roommate drank a 6 pack one night when we were all drinking saying he needed at least the taste to feel comfortable around all the other drunks.  After the 6 pack he said he actually kind of felt a lil buzz...

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #308 on: November 21, 2011, 12:01:57 PM »
I wonder if anything will happen to these meathead cops beating the shit out of people at the protests.


It's crazy, but I seriously wish there was a real life Batman type to administer 'eye for an eye' type punishment.


Catch that UC Davis fucker, pry his mouth open and fill it with chemicals.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #309 on: November 21, 2011, 12:22:36 PM »
I wonder if anything will happen to these meathead cops beating the shit out of people at the protests.


It's crazy, but I seriously wish there was a real life Batman type to administer 'eye for an eye' type punishment.


Catch that UC Davis fucker, pry his mouth open and fill it with chemicals.
He is on leave. Basically, they know who it is and will fire him. He probably won't get any sort of legal punishment but somebody might beat him up at a bar or something in the future.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #310 on: November 21, 2011, 12:45:41 PM »
Remember the cop in Chicago that beat the shit out of the female bartender for cutting him off, then his buddies trying to intimidate her into not testifying. Wonder whatever happened to that shitbag?
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #311 on: November 22, 2011, 07:34:15 AM »
after 10 years of hating it, i suddenly am really into bj?rks music. does that mean that i am finally growing up?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #312 on: November 22, 2011, 07:38:29 AM »
Kinda.

I was a card carrying Radiohead hater for years. Then one day it was just like "this shit is amazing".



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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #313 on: November 22, 2011, 07:40:03 AM »
Is it just me or are the bones ATF super slippery when ridden on slightly wet ground?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #314 on: November 22, 2011, 07:50:13 AM »
I don't know but I'm fully backing the STFs
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #315 on: November 22, 2011, 05:41:18 PM »
Is it just me or are the bones ATF super slippery when ridden on slightly wet ground?
I assume you too found out the hard way. My condolences.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #316 on: November 25, 2011, 08:03:49 AM »
i wonder if i can dumptruck seawall

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #317 on: November 28, 2011, 01:10:51 PM »
Have you ever noticed that in movies, when they have secret meet-ups or people are hiding out they often go to a place that is off the beaten path but more obvious? I think in Mission Impossible they have to hide out from the cops so they park on the river bank in the middle of a major city in a place where cars are not allowed.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #318 on: December 02, 2011, 05:37:53 AM »
Do americans write all their letters sepperatley?

In the UK most people write in cursive, but ive heard that most americans dont. if this is the case... why?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #319 on: December 02, 2011, 08:41:59 AM »
In Star Trek First Contact they say that in the future all money is wiped out and everybody works for science or whatever. How the fuck did they pull that off?
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #320 on: December 02, 2011, 08:50:58 AM »
If a black girl shits in the woods? Did it really ever happen? I'm not telling

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #321 on: December 02, 2011, 10:54:04 AM »
Why is this so dumb even though there are lots of girls?


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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #322 on: December 02, 2011, 03:12:51 PM »
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Do americans write all their letters sepperatley?

In the UK most people write in cursive, but ive heard that most americans dont. if this is the case... why?
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Depends. Most people that I know write like how you see this post. I never use cursive, don't like it even though it makes writing faster.

it's a generational thing.

i was taught to write in cursive during elementary school, about 21 years ago. i've got cousins in school now and they can't conceive how to write in cursive.

i write in a scribbled mix. i don't know if it's an american thing though. my girl is from bogota colombia and has more fucked non cursive writing than me...

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #323 on: December 02, 2011, 08:28:44 PM »
Do americans write all their letters sepperatley?

In the UK most people write in cursive, but ive heard that most americans dont. if this is the case... why?

here, we were taught cursive in primary school. i remember the teachers saying shit like "when you get to highschool and have to do exams, your exam wont even be marked if its not in cursive" i called bullshit on that even as a naive little 9 year old.

its a waste of time. students should learn to write then learn to type instead of cursive. it'll be a hell of a lot more useful that some scribble only you can read. if anything cursive did more damage to my handwriting than help it. i was going all right then learning cursive fucked that up.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #324 on: December 02, 2011, 08:35:02 PM »
Same deal, in elementary school we had weekly test for writing in cursive saying that it would be needed in high school & later on in life.  I blew it off and to be honest now all I really remember is how to write my name and then random letters. My mom works at an elementary school and she told me they start computer typing at first grade and that cursive isnt even in the curriculum.  Another reason why we suck.

I am sure this has been answered or its a dumb question to ask but- If some one is born bilingual what language do they think in?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #325 on: December 02, 2011, 08:41:53 PM »
In Star Trek First Contact they say that in the future all money is wiped out and everybody works for science or whatever. How the fuck did they pull that off?

money just went away because they eliminated scarcity. it seems kind of silly to pay for a sandwich when you've got a machine at home that will make it for you. at least i think that's how they explain it.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #326 on: December 04, 2011, 09:46:36 AM »
Did Def Leppard choose their name because  the words have sort of the same length as in Led Zeppelin?
Did they think "Led Zeppelin is such a cool name, I wish we could come up with something like that!"

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #327 on: December 06, 2011, 12:55:12 PM »
Same deal, in elementary school we had weekly test for writing in cursive saying that it would be needed in high school & later on in life.  I blew it off and to be honest now all I really remember is how to write my name and then random letters. My mom works at an elementary school and she told me they start computer typing at first grade and that cursive isnt even in the curriculum.  Another reason why we suck.

I am sure this has been answered or its a dumb question to ask but- If some one is born bilingual what language do they think in?

probably which ever language you learn first. most people, if not all, cannot speak, read or write when theyre born

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #328 on: December 06, 2011, 01:00:00 PM »
Did Def Leppard choose their name because  the words have sort of the same length as in Led Zeppelin?
Did they think "Led Zeppelin is such a cool name, I wish we could come up with something like that!"

Led Zeppelin is the sickest band ever. Def Leppard on the other hand is as much of a rock band as jereme rogers is a poet and a rapper

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #329 on: December 06, 2011, 01:15:31 PM »
Otis Shredding posting his new ice skates got me to thinking. If you could cut someone's throat with roller blades, would that make them some what acceptable. I'm kind of torn.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.