Things You Pondered Today

[Monty Burns]

Does anyone else weigh themselves pre/post poop?

No , 7.2  billion people on earth and you are the only one . Maybe the only one in the whole universe

[Dirtymac]

 ;

How the hell do beavis and butthead have their own house?

[straight]

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Does anyone else weigh themselves pre/post poop?

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No , 7.2  billion people on earth and you are the only one . Maybe the only one in the whole universe

Dick

[PC500]

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Does anyone else weigh themselves pre/post poop?

[close]

No , 7.2  billion people on earth and you are the only one . Maybe the only one in the whole universe

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Dick

[EXTRA SPICY]

Maybe I am out of the loop but perverted super otaku posts have been reminding me of the santa barbara shooter Elliot Rodger lately. I'm a little concerned, not even going to lie.

[fulltechnicalskizzy]

That's weird I feel like he's really hit his stride as of late

[perverted super otaku!]

lol fuckin hell dude, that says a lot more about you than it does me(Correction: my slap persona)...

[JB]

getting defensive is only throwing up more red flags, dude.

[perverted super otaku!]

umm red flags? genuinely shocked at how bizarre you guys sound. If someone thinks differently than you they must be a violent psycho? that's fucked up.

[Justis]

I probably could never skate a board with red top ply ever again

[Level 60 Dwarf Paladin]

umm red flags? genuinely shocked at how bizarre you guys sound. If someone thinks differently than you they must be a violent psycho? that's fucked up.

Alright Elliot...

[perverted super otaku!]

This does bring up an interesting point though. It's pretty apparent that, the US is going through a dramatic increase in xenophobic paranoia, an irrational fear of the other, which politics and the media are stoking for their own personal gains. I feel that these comments(unless im getting trolled, if that's the case, well done), are the result of this pervasive mindset. The same fear of things different or incomprehensible to you, is perhaps the same fear which has propelled Trump into the position where he is now. It actually stems from the fact that all ideologies have failed, which put politicians into a position where they became mere "managers of public life", and to restore their power they now, instead of offering the optimistic promises of the failed ideologies, they now pose themselves as protectors against phantom enemies.

There is a really good documentary series by Adam Curtis on this subject, Called "The Power of Nightmares", here's episode 1

[iKobrakai]

How the hell do beavis and butthead have their own house?

They don't. At one time Beavis asks Butthead if he can sleep there and Butthead says that he has to ask his Mom's boyfriend.

[shit_for_brains]

I probably could never skate a board with red top ply ever again

I'm skating a blue top ply one right now and my hands are perma-stained because god forbid I sweat when I skate.

Kobra is correct that is Butthead's mom's/mom's boyfriend's house, you just never see them because they aren't very good parents and leave him there all the time.

Otaku has always been like this and he hasn't shot anybody yet, so he'll probably just keep it bottled up inside forever. He's fine.

[Justis]

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I probably could never skate a board with red top ply ever again

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I'm skating a blue top ply one right now and my hands are perma-stained because god forbid I sweat when I skate.

Kobra is correct that is Butthead's mom's/mom's boyfriend's house, you just never see them because they aren't very good parents and leave him there all the time.

Otaku has always been like this and he hasn't shot anybody yet, so he'll probably just keep it bottled up inside forever. He's fine.

Read something on here about red top ply curse broke my leg on a red top ply the very next day , gotta red top ply in my package and lord knows thats not gonna be under my feet

[tobey]

So im curious if this ever happens to other people. After you jerk off and piss, do you feel like you have to take another piss really badly? It happens to me on rare occasions but when it does i have to pee like every 5 seconds 

[straight]

So im curious if this ever happens to other people. After you jerk off and piss, do you feel like you have to take another piss really badly? It happens to me on rare occasions but when it does i have to pee like every 5 seconds 

I always make sure I pee immediately after I cum. I think of it as cleaning my pipes. I learned my lesson as a newb cummerbund and getting a uti from not doing throw routine.

Don't think I answered your q tho

[fulltechnicalskizzy]

This does bring up an interesting point though. It's pretty apparent that, the US is going through a dramatic increase in xenophobic paranoia, an irrational fear of the other, which politics and the media are stoking for their own personal gains. I feel that these comments(unless im getting trolled, if that's the case, well done), are the result of this pervasive mindset. The same fear of things different or incomprehensible to you, is perhaps the same fear which has propelled Trump into the position where he is now. It actually stems from the fact that all ideologies have failed, which put politicians into a position where they became mere "managers of public life", and to restore their power they now, instead of offering the optimistic promises of the failed ideologies, they now pose themselves as protectors against phantom enemies.

There is a really good documentary series by Adam Curtis on this subject, Called "The Power of Nightmares", here's episode 1

Fear of the supreme gentleman

[shark tits]

So im curious if this ever happens to other people. After you jerk off and piss, do you feel like you have to take another piss really badly? It happens to me on rare occasions but when it does i have to pee like every 5 seconds 

Oh man! & the pee won't all come out. The worst was in juvie, staff wouldn't let ya pee a bunch so ya hafta find a bottle & keep filling it. Awful feeling!

[Level 60 Dwarf Paladin]

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So im curious if this ever happens to other people. After you jerk off and piss, do you feel like you have to take another piss really badly? It happens to me on rare occasions but when it does i have to pee like every 5 seconds 

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Oh man! & the pee won't all come out. The worst was in juvie, staff wouldn't let ya pee a bunch so ya hafta find a bottle & keep filling it. Awful feeling!

I feel like Tobey is trying to piss with half a hard on still. Give it like 5 minutes man, then piss.

[JB]

If you pee, then still feel like you have to pee right after but can't, you might have kidney stones.

[Bonefish]

adam curtis docs are great

all the archival footage he gets from the BBC give them an awesome aesthetic, I love the editing as well, not to mention the stories/themes themselves which are always interesting.

these are my 2 favorites.

first one is super long



I think this is his most widely-known (part 1)

All Watched Over by Machines of Loving Grace


I strongly suggest watching at least some of them

[Monty Burns]

When is a good deed not a good deed ?

A child runs into the street and a car is coming straight at him. The driver doesnt see him and the child will die if nobody jumps in and pushes him out of the way

A person risks his/her own life to jump infront of the car and pushes the kid out of the way . Both make it unhurt and the person is hailed a hero for saving the child

Does this good deed change if the person only did it cause he wanted to become famous ? or cause he wanted to be labeld a hero and doesnt really care about the kid ? he only did it so he could get in the papers , on Conan and get laid  ?

[Bonefish]

i'm sure the mother of this hypothetical child would deem it a good deed, regardless of the savior's intent

[fulltechnicalskizzy]

What if the kid was a piece of shit?

[tobey]

What if the kid was a piece of shit?

What if it was Berra?

[wuust]

imagine your brother/sister/wife.. is terminally ill. She's got cancer. and in a coma!
You receive the perfect syringe with the cure.

BUT it is THE cure for all cancers on the planet.
Would you give it and save his/her life OR let him/her die and give it away for global manufacturing, thus saving human race?
(note that you must infact decide alone because the patient is comatized!)

[Monty Burns]

imagine your brother/sister/wife.. is terminally ill. She's got cancer. and in a coma!
You receive the perfect syringe with the cure.

BUT it is THE cure for all cancers on the planet.
Would you give it and save his/her life OR let him/her die and give it away for global manufacturing, thus saving human race?
(note that you must infact decide alone because the patient is comatized!)

Why cant the global manufacturers just make the cure for everybody and also for your brother/sister/wife ? isnt that person also part of the human race ?

Just make a deal with the company to give it to your brother/sister/wife first

[straight]

im selfish af so id stick myself with it

[doublesteveburger]

Would you rather poop out a softball or pee out a marble?