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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1740 on: November 05, 2016, 05:22:54 PM »
why haven't vending machines taken off? grocery stores are so frustratingly large, it's like a 15 minute, kilometer walk just to get milk...
because those shits would get raided with the quickness

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1741 on: November 08, 2016, 03:22:48 AM »
I saw a couple on a longboard today. The lady stiff as a board (of the non-long kind, because those things are mad floppy), and the guy languidly flicking his foot on the pavement, holding his lady like that Titanic scene as the whisper-quiet board rolls through non-existent 9 am traffic. I've never seen that before, people sharing a board like wrongboard Templars. That honestly made me feel envious of normal people who aren't lonely.

Lately I've been wanting to learn how to design clothes, shoes, whatever... I have to do something about the urge, and hopefully learn something good, even if it's how to adjust my own FITS. I had something interesting to post here, but I forgot.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1742 on: November 08, 2016, 11:01:19 AM »
been pondering about what it'd be like to have a full on mushroom trip in the woods of Yosemite by myself during snow fall 

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1743 on: November 08, 2016, 12:45:27 PM »
If Trump wins and there's a reality TV show about the Trumps in the White House, will the public execution of Hillary Clinton be in the premier episode or saved for the season finale?


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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1744 on: November 08, 2016, 03:23:11 PM »
Guess what, today I saw a guy on a longboard cradling a toddler in his arms. In an intersection, even. The guy was hauling ass, all while clutching a kid like a bag of groceries. It was pretty dark, too. It's a magical world.

Now I remember my super important observation: the Ripped Laces favicon looks like a white dove. Like a peace dove or the Jesus one. I kept wondering that it was, then I came to the conclusion that it's probably a ripped shoelace. Weird.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1745 on: November 09, 2016, 07:04:02 AM »
If Trump wins and there's a reality TV show about the Trumps in the White House, will the public execution of Hillary Clinton be in the premier episode or saved for the season finale?


Mid season cliff hanger.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1746 on: November 09, 2016, 06:31:51 PM »
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If Trump wins and there's a reality TV show about the Trumps in the White House, will the public execution of Hillary Clinton be in the premier episode or saved for the season finale?


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Mid season cliff hanger.

A lot of people are saying there's going to be a pay-per-view of her getting schlonged.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1747 on: November 09, 2016, 06:57:38 PM »
remember in that kerouac book there was a hobo in a boxcar doing a headstand and it was some homeopathic wellness program? is there any truth to that? do upside down people live longer? is 2 minute headstand long enough to reap the rewards?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1748 on: November 09, 2016, 10:45:21 PM »
Is racism genetic in any way?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1749 on: November 09, 2016, 11:07:26 PM »
To all white people, I've heard.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1750 on: November 09, 2016, 11:55:24 PM »
Is racism genetic in any way?

No. Race itself is a socially constructed concept.
you never know about pre-cum 

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1751 on: November 10, 2016, 04:00:43 AM »
remember in that kerouac book there was a hobo in a boxcar doing a headstand and it was some homeopathic wellness program? is there any truth to that? do upside down people live longer? is 2 minute headstand long enough to reap the rewards?

I think it's more like the opposite kind of deal. If the pressure points that control every single aspect of your body health are indeed located on your soles, then you absolutely must avoid planting your feet on the ground, at least, if you want to be healthy. Or win the Battle of the Berrics.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1752 on: November 10, 2016, 12:12:56 PM »
Kerouac had circulation problems in his feet from taking too much benzedrine or something. it feels good to reverse the blood flow, dont know if it really does anything else.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1753 on: November 10, 2016, 01:23:40 PM »
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Is racism genetic in any way?
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No. Race itself is a socially constructed concept.

To back up the Dwarf Paladin
Nothing I do deserves more than an iphone camera.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1754 on: November 12, 2016, 01:28:40 PM »
gonz's illiterate writing and scratching out words in his ads, homage to basquiat?
ewol samo, last name homage to basquiat?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1755 on: November 13, 2016, 07:23:57 PM »
did the election send gipper over the edge? he hasn't been on here in a whole week. kind of worried about slaps rant king. hopefully he is just really busy working on that flippity doo da trick over a picnic table

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1756 on: November 13, 2016, 07:49:24 PM »
I dont know why North America needs such large cars. Even the Prius would be considered big around the world, and that little fucker can tow more than a dirtbike!

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1757 on: November 13, 2016, 11:43:18 PM »
What's the weirdest, custom board that some pro skates? I feel as if someone is riding something like a 8.5" * 31" with a 12.5" wheelbase.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1758 on: November 14, 2016, 09:42:06 AM »
I think the reason why people associate the letter S with the number 5 isn't exactly because they look similar but because the motion of writing them is almost identical.
...which is pretty wild if it's true, if muscle memory really does influence thought to that extent.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1759 on: November 15, 2016, 01:53:45 PM »
Do the big tobacco companies support a cure for cancer so they can sell more cigarettes in the long run?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1760 on: November 15, 2016, 03:37:11 PM »
Am I going to die alone? If I had a magic 8-ball, it would probably say, "YES."

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1761 on: November 15, 2016, 03:55:19 PM »
I think the reason why people associate the letter S with the number 5 isn't exactly because they look similar but because the motion of writing them is almost identical.
...which is pretty wild if it's true, if muscle memory really does influence thought to that extent.
when i type q it feels just like typing a and z. thinking about using them interchangeably.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1762 on: November 15, 2016, 06:05:25 PM »
yeah I was pretty stoned when I wrote that, but it did make me feel smart for a second there

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1763 on: November 16, 2016, 02:12:21 AM »
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I think the reason why people associate the letter S with the number 5 isn't exactly because they look similar but because the motion of writing them is almost identical.
...which is pretty wild if it's true, if muscle memory really does influence thought to that extent.
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when i type q it feels just like typing a and z. thinking about using them interchangeably.

It seems you've had to deal with AZERTY keyboards recently.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1765 on: November 17, 2016, 04:16:51 AM »
did the election send gipper over the edge? he hasn't been on here in a whole week. kind of worried about slaps rant king. hopefully he is just really busy working on that flippity doo da trick over a picnic table

talk about rent free

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1766 on: November 17, 2016, 12:50:16 PM »
emoji tat......why?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1767 on: November 19, 2016, 11:43:28 AM »
can somebody show me a clip of a backside flip into a bennet grind?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1768 on: November 24, 2016, 06:34:15 AM »
Where's Chapter 4?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1769 on: November 24, 2016, 07:56:56 PM »
pretty sure my stoner cousin just got us all high...not sure what it was but started feeling it shortly after the sweet potato pie
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?