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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2010 on: July 16, 2017, 12:18:11 PM »
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How do people enjoy having sex in a pitch black room?

Just randomly thinking about during my teens me and this girl were fuck buddies and every time we went to her room she would not let any light be on. I couldn't tell if my eyes were closed or not, thats how dark it was. Now that im thinking of it my ex (if i can even call her that, we dated for like a month) wanted me to turn off all the lights too when we had sex. I mean these girls were slightly overweight or just better yet thicc so maybe they were self-conscious about their weight?

Can any of you have fun having sex when its pitch black?

I'm a visual learner, thats why i could never jerk off in the shower growing up
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of course you can have fun in the dark. people fuck their own hands on a daily basis. after the second girl did this did you ever even think for a second maybe it's you not them? dammit tobey you're so damn sexist! (yes i'm joking)
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I was lanky for the first girl, second girl i was a fat fuck so maybe. When you are using your hand though you usually have some type of material that gets you off. I never had fun with the first girl, i could have been fucking her stomach and wouldn't know the difference then. I convinced my ex to at least leave the bathroom light on so i could see some parts.

Sex is always an intense experience, even when it isn't emotionally intimate or physically appealing. There is a lot to the senses even if you can't see. "Bumping uglies" might not be the best euphemism for the mattress olympics, but it's good insight. Some people are grossed out by all of the flesh, theirs and otherwise. I don't like to have sex in the dark, as I really like to see what (OR WHO kkkkkkkkk!) I'm doing, but it's something I can work around.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2012 on: July 16, 2017, 07:47:03 PM »
^ looks like a cuck shirt

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2013 on: July 18, 2017, 09:09:12 AM »
Has there ever been a prominent female skate photographer?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2014 on: July 18, 2017, 11:21:24 AM »
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Do you think Someone would buy a pair of signed quasi addition gilbert crocketts ?
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Like buy in general or pay a premium b/c they're signed?  In general people will buy them, depending on size.  I have no idea what a Gilbert signature is worth or adds to the value. 

more like if the price would increase with the sig

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2015 on: July 18, 2017, 11:22:39 AM »
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Do you think Someone would buy a pair of signed quasi addition gilbert crocketts ?
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Like buy in general or pay a premium b/c they're signed??  In general people will buy them, depending on size.?  I have no idea what a Gilbert signature is worth or adds to the value.? 
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more like if the price would increase with the sig
probably not man

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2016 on: July 18, 2017, 11:30:06 AM »
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Do you think Someone would buy a pair of signed quasi addition gilbert crocketts ?
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Like buy in general or pay a premium b/c they're signed??  In general people will buy them, depending on size.?  I have no idea what a Gilbert signature is worth or adds to the value.? 
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more like if the price would increase with the sig
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probably not man

only two people whos signature would add significant value to their model would probably be michael jordan and kanye.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2017 on: July 22, 2017, 11:14:44 AM »
If dogs could talk and we could have conversations with them

Would they become less popular to own or more ?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2018 on: July 24, 2017, 01:00:40 PM »
I know it's been discussed a ton, but I thought about it a lot when that Am Scramble vid came out and they did the intro vid where they all talked and it mentioned Tyson Peterson doesn't make any money.

It's pretty wild to me that a skater can work super hard for years and they finally make it as an am and if they're lucky get $500 a month from a board sponsor. I thought about it a lot when Oddity came out and most all the dudes said they were barely getting paid. Are skate brands that small/hurting so bad that they can't give a couple hundred bucks a month to their riders? It just seems insane that with the amount of exposure they give a company, that their worth wouldn't be a little more.



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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2019 on: July 24, 2017, 04:08:37 PM »
Thanks for the insight judes , probably gonna sell them as is so I can help pay my water bill

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2020 on: July 26, 2017, 03:52:23 PM »
Why is it that the only people who care about who is in the military(U.S.A.), are also the same ones that will never, ever fight in the war themselves?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2021 on: July 26, 2017, 04:25:38 PM »
I know it's been discussed a ton, but I thought about it a lot when that Am Scramble vid came out and they did the intro vid where they all talked and it mentioned Tyson Peterson doesn't make any money.

It's pretty wild to me that a skater can work super hard for years and they finally make it as an am and if they're lucky get $500 a month from a board sponsor. I thought about it a lot when Oddity came out and most all the dudes said they were barely getting paid. Are skate brands that small/hurting so bad that they can't give a couple hundred bucks a month to their riders? It just seems insane that with the amount of exposure they give a company, that their worth wouldn't be a little more.


Board sales fell off a cliff. The rate of people skateboarding has probably halved since 2002. Do they deserve big money? Yes. Is the money there? Not even close. Only the pros on FOSCKO get paid, ams get product.

I ponder why parents won't put their kids into sports anymore, if you can do football or hockey skating should come easy.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2022 on: July 26, 2017, 11:41:02 PM »
Why is it that the only people who care about who is in the military(U.S.A.), are also the same ones that will never, ever fight in the war themselves?

That thought crossed my mind today too from today's headlines.


Regardless, I still don't agree with the president's decision to do what he did... But I'm not going to go on a debate about it. I'm just some fucktard with an iPhone on a skateboard message board.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2023 on: July 28, 2017, 05:23:06 PM »
Why do Americans leave their shoes on in the house? Maybe some Canadians do it, but i've never seen it really
Don't you have to wash your carpet and floor a lot more often?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2024 on: July 28, 2017, 07:19:22 PM »
Why do Americans leave their shoes on in the house? Maybe some Canadians do it, but i've never seen it really
Don't you have to wash your carpet and floor a lot more often?

i dont even like having my socks on in the house and im american as fuck

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2025 on: July 28, 2017, 08:05:36 PM »
hahaha maybe its just a fringe minority of weirdos, I think it's an actual stereotype though, which doesnt really mean shit in the end

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2026 on: July 28, 2017, 08:53:45 PM »
You never have to wash the floor if you're always wearing shoes

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2027 on: July 29, 2017, 11:15:54 PM »
You never have to wash the floor if you're always wearing shoes

If you never wash your floors you always have to wear shoes.
I thought it wasnt just him solo, shouldve stuck with my og thought.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2028 on: July 30, 2017, 12:00:31 AM »
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You never have to wash the floor if you're always wearing shoes
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If you never wash your floors you always have to wear shoes.
I just wonder why it's okay to have my cats resting their buttholes on every single surface they can climb onto. How is that even sanitary for me to live with them? Maybe it's mutually beneficial somehow.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2029 on: July 30, 2017, 06:15:09 PM »
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You never have to wash the floor if you're always wearing shoes
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If you never wash your floors you always have to wear shoes.
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I just wonder why it's okay to have my cats resting their buttholes on every single surface they can climb onto. How is that even sanitary for me to live with them? Maybe it's mutually beneficial somehow.

my cats clean each others buttholes very thoroughly, so i know i have nothing to worry about. 

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2030 on: July 30, 2017, 08:42:30 PM »
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You never have to wash the floor if you're always wearing shoes
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If you never wash your floors you always have to wear shoes.
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I just wonder why it's okay to have my cats resting their buttholes on every single surface they can climb onto. How is that even sanitary for me to live with them? Maybe it's mutually beneficial somehow.
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my cats clean each others buttholes very thoroughly, so i know i have nothing to worry about. 
Mine do, too. But sometimes not right away. The really fat one definitely can't clean herself so if her brother is slacking, then who knows how much she has been smearing around.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2031 on: July 31, 2017, 05:26:44 AM »
Shoes in the house in America is much different than in Europe or Asia because 99% of the population does NOT just stop and take a shit in the street whenever they want.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2032 on: July 31, 2017, 08:43:59 AM »
Shoes in the house in America is much different than in Europe or Asia because 99% of the population does NOT just stop and take a shit in the street whenever they want.
Yet they will get dogs and have them shit all over the place instead.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2033 on: July 31, 2017, 11:09:12 AM »
How sick would you get if you ate one of those freshener packets that are in shoeboxes and bags of beef jerky? If you didn't die, could you sue?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2034 on: July 31, 2017, 11:15:36 AM »
How sick would you get if you ate one of those freshener packets that are in shoeboxes and bags of beef jerky? If you didn't die, could you sue?
Probably not, because of the giant warnings printed on them telling you not to eat...
you never know about pre-cum 

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2035 on: July 31, 2017, 11:27:29 AM »
You would have to eat a whole lot of those silicia gel beads to make you sick. They're non toxic and indigestable so you could pop a handful and shit most of them out later. You'd probably have some stowaways for life though. Go nuts.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2036 on: July 31, 2017, 06:32:54 PM »
How come Jenkem hasn't interviewed Tracer yet?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2037 on: July 31, 2017, 06:44:36 PM »
How come Jenkem hasn't interviewed Tracer yet?
Instead of one in a million, slap should do a mtv real world style show

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2038 on: July 31, 2017, 06:52:58 PM »
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How come Jenkem hasn't interviewed Tracer yet?
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Instead of one in a million, slap should do a mtv real world style show

Will, Gip, Tracer, Bawtawd, Tobey, GAY and fuck it... ISUCK.



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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2039 on: July 31, 2017, 07:02:55 PM »
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How come Jenkem hasn't interviewed Tracer yet?
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Instead of one in a million, slap should do a mtv real world style show
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Will, Gip, Tracer, Bawtawd, Tobey, GAY and fuck it... ISUCK.



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