Things You Pondered Today

[brycickle]

I'm pretty sure that the first person to equate the small hands joke by John Oliver to a small penis, was Trump himself.

[childhood]

I'm old dude. Just one kid, no more.

Yeah, I got some stuff I want him to watch, that's definitely on the list.

Make sure you get him "Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark", with the original, creepy-as-fuck Stephen Gammell art, before they changed it.

[Grind King Rims]

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I'm old dude. Just one kid, no more.

Yeah, I got some stuff I want him to watch, that's definitely on the list.

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Make sure you get him "Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark", with the original, creepy-as-fuck Stephen Gammell art, before they changed it.

+1

[Tracer]

Gas companies fuck us over at every opportunity and get away with it.

30 cent hike in 7 days because of "Harvey."

[Pigeon]

Gas companies fuck us over at every opportunity and get away with it.

30 cent hike in 7 days because of "Harvey."

Gas stations take advantage of the demand, caused by people panicking, which leads to high gas prices. I don't really care, as long as it's under $3. It was some bullshit when we were paying $4+/gallon.

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

Watching The Lion Guard with my kid, and it seems like half the time time they rescue animals from hunting predators... but Kion is a Lion, what the fuck does he eat?

hahaha the paradox
my kid was watching something on youtube the other day where this little character was showing him around the farm (I certainly didn't choose the video for him):
the chicken - what does the chicken give us? eggs and meat
the cow - what does the cow give us? milk and meat
the pig - what does the pig give us? meat
the dog - what does the dog do? It smiles and makes us happy
how's that cognitive dissonance working out for ya?

[Silky Johnson]

If neither had the name of their company written on the board  could you tell the difference between a Pizza skateboards and Skatemental deck

[fulltechnicalskizzy]

I don't know I've never seen either irl

[Pigeon]

If Twitter bans people for cyber bullying, why does Trump still have an account? He's been threatening nuclear war through tweets.

[shit_for_brains]

If Twitter bans people for cyber bullying, why does Trump still have an account? He's been threatening nuclear war through tweets.

If he wasn't raging on twitter people probably wouldn't know as much about what's going on as they do. I have no problem with them providing a gun for him to blow his feet off with.

[JB]

Currently pondering why the fuck I read youtube comments.

[straight]

any of you ever done colonics? i had an enema when in was 13 when i had appendicitis .. just remember pissing out of my ass for an hour .. sounds refreshing at this point in my life

[Pigeon]

growing muttonchops

[shark tits]

any of you ever done colonics? i had an enema when in was 13 when i had appendicitis .. just remember pissing out of my ass for an hour .. sounds refreshing at this point in my life

i've had a few enemas from gfs. it's a little bloaty feeling but the ass piss is great. any expulsion feels great, bust a nut, sneeze or ass pee. get it out!
trendwatch 2018 - expulsion

[SodaJerk]

growing muttonchops

[lampshade]

any of you ever done colonics? i had an enema when in was 13 when i had appendicitis .. just remember pissing out of my ass for an hour .. sounds refreshing at this point in my life

No, but I remember when Robin on the Stern Show was all about the coffee enema when she was losing all the weight.   

[shit_for_brains]

growing muttonchops

I think about it a lot. I've always kept my hair short but I'd like to be in Nick Cave territory around 39-40 so I should start now. I'm currently in a David Lynch if nobody cared about his ideas then I'm heading into a Snake Plissken and I think somewhere between the Plissken and the Cave I can start to do something with some mutton chops.

[summertimebluesdaddy]

Lenny fucking Dykstra

[yapple dapple]

I'm going to my first queer skate event. I'm nervous, should I go out and just rip it or skate like an fairy and do lame gay tricks? My go to's are straight gay.

Damn I wish Forest would show up...

[perverted super otaku!]

I'm going to my first queer skate event. I'm nervous, should I go out and just rip it or skate like an fairy and do lame gay tricks? My go to's are straight gay.

Damn I wish Forest would show up...

Tsundere Forrest at a queer skateboard event would be amazing

[SodaJerk]

I'm going to my first queer skate event. I'm nervous, should I go out and just rip it or skate like an fairy and do lame gay tricks? My go to's are straight gay.

Damn I wish Forest would show up...

What ? Skating is meant to be gay, remember being called a skater fag? I miss those days.

[QueeferMadness]

Gas companies fuck us over at every opportunity and get away with it.

30 cent hike in 7 days because of "Harvey."

its extra fucked because it was normal price when i hopped the border, so it was only in Canada they fucked us

[Level 60 Dwarf Paladin]

I'm going to my first queer skate event. I'm nervous, should I go out and just rip it or skate like an fairy and do lame gay tricks? My go to's are straight gay.

Damn I wish Forest would show up...

Show no mercy imo...

[tobey]

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I'm going to my first queer skate event. I'm nervous, should I go out and just rip it or skate like an fairy and do lame gay tricks? My go to's are straight gay.

Damn I wish Forest would show up...

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What ? Skating is meant to be gay, remember being called a skater fag? I miss those days.

That shit really isn't fair anymore with the kids growing up skating now. It's like hazing to get into the frat and kids that start skating now are going to be the coolest fucking kids ever. I make sure whenever I see a kid on a skateboard and I'm in my car driving I yell out "Tony Hawk!!!" ,just to make sure they get into skateboarding for the right reasons

[brycickle]

Kids don't know who Tony Hawk is. I don't even really know who he is, and I grew up in the 90s.

[Esquivel]

He is Riley's dad

[dirtyweemidden]

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Why the fuck would you eat at The Hard Rock Cafe? Worse still, why would you stand in a queue to eat at Hard Rock Cafe?

[close]

you watch, hard rock cafe t-shirts are about to be #trendwatch #af with the ironic NYC skater bois. the more exotic the city printed on the shirt, the cooler you are.

[close]

this one has been creeping in to my local park for a couple months already

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Seriously? What cities have you seen? The reason I wrote that post was because I went past the Hard Rock in Green Park and there was a queue outside on a Saturday afternoon and I couldn't for the life of think why in a city the size of London anyone would want to eat there let alone wait to eat there.

i honestly couldnt tell you man, i try not to pay attention to hipster kids for fear of catching steeze

[ducky darnsworth]

why 905 of people (12 year olds really) on skate 3 online quit the match when they start losing/bail a run, i think i had about 20 matches where it started with 6 people and by the end i won by default because everyone else left, also fuck the mega park

[Pigeon]

Which posters are Scientologists?

[fulltechnicalskizzy]

Which aren't?