Things You Pondered Today

[QueeferMadness]

Am I ever going to get unbanned?

[childhood]

I thought you were supposed to rise from the dead, three days later, like Jesus?

[ChuckRamone]

in modern times, has there ever been a person who was not born in a hospital, whose birth was never recorded, and who never registered at any institutions or anything and lived their life anonymously? someone who never went to school or worked or anything and just got by with the support of their family or friends or somehow lived alone?

[QueeferMadness]

in modern times, has there ever been a person who was not born in a hospital, whose birth was never recorded, and who never registered at any institutions or anything and lived their life anonymously? someone who never went to school or worked or anything and just got by with the support of their family or friends or somehow lived alone?

I'm sure it happened in places like Waco, or basically any cult really.

[QueeferMadness]

I thought you were supposed to rise from the dead, three days later, like Jesus?

Jesus forgives, the slap mods do not

[childhood]

This is a really interesting series of articles:

https://www.vox.com/2017/7/18/15983910/donald-trump-russia-putin-natalia-veselnitskaya-collusion

http://foreignpolicy.com/2017/07/12/doj-settled-massive-russian-fraud-case-involving-lawyer-who-met-with-trump-jr/

http://nordic.businessinsider.com/us-v-prevezon-case-settlement-russia-money-laundering-2017-5/

[RCB3]

It seems that a large number of people on SLAP and Instagram write captions or posts without periods separating their sentences. Is that out of pure laziness? Lack of education? I really don't know the answer, but it bothers the shit out of me. It's crazy how I see it in the working world as well from adults. If someone has some info on this topic, I'd greatly appreciate it.

[handsclapanin]

I watched Lurk Fest last night. Toy Machine tour video from 2007. In it, there are all these carton captions added in. Like what kids watching the demo are thinking. One of my favs was "that older gentleman rips" regarding Ed as he noseblunted across and down some funbox ledge. Anyways, that got me thinking, how many of those kids with thought bubbles are still skating nowadays? Did any of them realize they were in the video?

Another thing I've been pondering. Inventing a "cool" helmet. I'm picturing something that looks like a beanie. But would have a foam like material in it to absorb shock. I'm assuming to get something labeled as safety gear; it would actually have pass some sort of test. So this probably wouldn't qualify. It would be more just to lessen any blow you might take. Like you'd get a headache instead of knocked out. Kind of like an old school football helmet.

[QueeferMadness]

I watched Lurk Fest last night. Toy Machine tour video from 2007. In it, there are all these carton captions added in. Like what kids watching the demo are thinking. One of my favs was "that older gentleman rips" regarding Ed as he noseblunted across and down some funbox ledge. Anyways, that got me thinking, how many of those kids with thought bubbles are still skating nowadays? Did any of them realize they were in the video?

Another thing I've been pondering. Inventing a "cool" helmet. I'm picturing something that looks like a beanie. But would have a foam like material in it to absorb shock. I'm assuming to get something labeled as safety gear; it would actually have pass some sort of test. So this probably wouldn't qualify. It would be more just to lessen any blow you might take. Like you'd get a headache instead of knocked out. Kind of like an old school football helmet.

[ducky darnsworth]

if i had stayed in hayward instead of moving to the valley when i was younger, would i have been a modern sponsored la park rat with weird camo pants

[perverted super otaku!]

I could be wrong but when women say they are 'bored', it always seems to actually mean horny...

[dirtyweemidden]

I could be wrong but when women say they are 'bored', it always seems to actually mean horny...

this rule only applies up until marriage. then its almost the opposite hahaha

[perverted super otaku!]

Is it weird that I find Semiotics of the Kitchen, kind of hot...?

[Tracer]

Everyone says "music is life," but can't play an instrument, sing or dance. They don't even try.

I'm no Mozart but I can read music, play drum beats, plus some stuff on piano. Put me in a room with ANY instrument and I'll annoy the fuck out of everyone trying to learn it, top 40 is garbage barely worth a listen.

[ducky darnsworth]

is flip holding out on us?

[brent]

Everyone says "music is life," but can't play an instrument, sing or dance. They don't even try.

I'm no Mozart but I can read music, play drum beats, plus some stuff on piano. Put me in a room with ANY instrument and I'll annoy the fuck out of everyone trying to learn it, top 40 is garbage barely worth a listen.

you any good at playing the skin flute?

[Tracer]

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Everyone says "music is life," but can't play an instrument, sing or dance. They don't even try.

I'm no Mozart but I can read music, play drum beats, plus some stuff on piano. Put me in a room with ANY instrument and I'll annoy the fuck out of everyone trying to learn it, top 40 is garbage barely worth a listen.

[close]

you any good at playing the skin flute?

Look at your life and stop making gay jokes to strangers as it affects people other than the target.

Why do people come at me 3 days later? It's pretty sad, try Reddit's not-so-wonderful community.

[brent]

i was just trying to get hooked up

[Level 60 Dwarf Paladin]

if i had stayed in hayward instead of moving to the valley when i was younger, would i have been a modern sponsored la park rat with weird camo pants

No, you probably would have just gotten stabbed at Tennyson.

[Pigeon]

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Everyone says "music is life," but can't play an instrument, sing or dance. They don't even try.

I'm no Mozart but I can read music, play drum beats, plus some stuff on piano. Put me in a room with ANY instrument and I'll annoy the fuck out of everyone trying to learn it, top 40 is garbage barely worth a listen.

[close]

you any good at playing the skin flute?

[close]

Look at your life and stop making gay jokes to strangers as it affects people other than the target.

Why do people come at me 3 days later? It's pretty sad, try Reddit's not-so-wonderful community.

Answer the question. Are you good or not?

[FrenchFriedClownFingers]

what would happen if you cooked and ate a jamiroquai cd?

[ducky darnsworth]

what would happen if you cooked and ate a jamiroquai cd?

you would probably shit out a funny looking hat

[Pigeon]

what would happen if you cooked and ate a jamiroquai cd?

Are we talking about meth or crack? To answer your question, the plastic shards would create lesions in the anus, during shitting...well-deserved for any fucktard who decides to eat a CD.

[JB]

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what would happen if you cooked and ate a jamiroquai cd?

[close]

Are we talking about meth or crack? To answer your question, the plastic shards would create lesions in the anus, during shitting...well-deserved for any fucktard who decides to eat a CD.

who eats CDs in 2017?

[straight]

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what would happen if you cooked and ate a jamiroquai cd?

[close]

Are we talking about meth or crack? To answer your question, the plastic shards would create lesions in the anus, during shitting...well-deserved for any fucktard who decides to eat a CD.

[close]

who eats CDs in 2017?

same kids that wear fanny packs born post 9/11

[FrenchFriedClownFingers]

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what would happen if you cooked and ate a jamiroquai cd?

[close]

you would probably shit out a funny looking hat

this is the answer i was looking for. it makes too much sense

[SodaJerk]

You know when you're watching Cops and they make the suspect get out of the car with their hands up, then with one hand raise their shirt and turn around slowly? Would this get Tommy Guns shot?

[the snake]

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what would happen if you cooked and ate a jamiroquai cd?

[close]

you would probably shit out a funny looking hat

[close]

this is the answer i was looking for. it makes too much sense

classic or i'm drunk or both

[Madam, I'm Adam]

If you call Neckface Neckbeard or Necklace, would he get pissed off? Which of those two names would piss him off more?

[FrenchFriedClownFingers]

If you call Neckface Neckbeard or Necklace, would he get pissed off? Which of those two names would piss him off more?

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