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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2520 on: April 01, 2018, 11:22:41 PM »
What's between love and hate?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2521 on: April 02, 2018, 04:54:35 AM »
nice washing machine, i feel dirty
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2522 on: April 02, 2018, 02:39:13 PM »
exactly how much of a defining trait it could be for 'core skaters' to know of NOFX's cover of 'Iron Man' better than of the original version

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2523 on: April 02, 2018, 03:59:34 PM »
exactly how much of a defining trait it could be for 'core skaters' to know of NOFX's cover of 'Iron Man' better than of the original version

everyone who knows nofx covered iron man is poosy confirmed

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2524 on: April 02, 2018, 05:48:09 PM »
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Am I having a midlife crisis?
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what exactly is a midlife crisis? I always thought a sign was when someone suddenly takes up surfing or riding a harley when they had never really done it before, as if something were missing from their life. or is it feeling old and thinking about death? or is it trying to be young again somehow by acting out? it seems like some people say anything middle-aged people do, particularly men, is a midlife crisis activity. are we supposed to only wear sports jackets with elbow pads and read books while drinking scotch? it’s sort of a form of behavioral control though there are true cases of it like the aforementioned surfers or bikers.
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My crisis is nothing like that. I'm about to borrow £100000 to invest in my business after already investing nearly half my savings into it and the last few weeks I've felt like I'm on the verge of a nervous breakdown. My work/life balance is fucked and my sleeping is terrible. I'm about to turn 40 and I'm equally as scared of success as I am failure.
be careful on that lack of quality sleep my man, fucked me up big time this time last year...

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2525 on: April 03, 2018, 05:18:15 PM »
this a cover of a kate bush song

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2526 on: April 05, 2018, 05:47:01 PM »
Why is astrology bullshit? I feel it is but don't know why. Cause I been looking into it and its a little convincing, life path numbers, its pretty old, and I seen this thing on dmt but the circle colors where changing pretty fast.

But I know its bullshit. Do yall know why?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2527 on: April 05, 2018, 06:07:49 PM »
Why is astrology bullshit? I feel it is but don't know why.
Feels counterintuitive to think the moon affects the oceans but not us. I have an ex who was an astrology witch and she was spooky with that stuff.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2528 on: April 05, 2018, 06:12:56 PM »
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Why is astrology bullshit? I feel it is but don't know why.
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Feels counterintuitive to think the moon affects the oceans but not us. I have an ex who was an astrology witch and she was spooky with that stuff.
Ya I always thought those girls were weird and stayed away but now I wanna talk to one.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2529 on: April 05, 2018, 06:31:15 PM »
you think tobeys over on reddit skateboarding telling everyone he’s alpha and they’re his beta bitch
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2530 on: April 06, 2018, 06:47:16 PM »
  The sex assault allegation I am suspicious of is the one Seal is currently facing.  So Seal posted a meme a little while ago (weeks before the allegation) which was a complete 'fuck you' to Oprah.   -Not, uh smart, uh.   -Too bad, dudes a champ in my books.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2531 on: April 06, 2018, 08:47:52 PM »
you think tobeys over on reddit skateboarding telling everyone he’s alpha and they’re his beta bitch
U think Toney running his gym like he ran the prefab shit hole he used to skate at

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2532 on: April 08, 2018, 10:14:00 AM »
free running is fucking sick


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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2533 on: April 08, 2018, 10:25:29 AM »
free running is fucking sick



  I guess it started in Paris at the same time they were having a sexual revolution in the 1920s with artists types having sex parties and smoking hash.   I think a lot happened in paris thru that period that has influenced us greatly.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2534 on: April 08, 2018, 01:33:56 PM »
Who decided that the middle finger was offensive? And why the middle finger and not some other finger like the pointer finger? Why does it specifically mean fuck you? 

Why do we have to wear clothes? Why is being naked in public considered inappropriate? We were once cavemen that walked around like this. Did someone along the way feel insecure about his tiny penis that he made everyone cover themselves?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2535 on: April 08, 2018, 01:51:47 PM »
Who decided that the middle finger was offensive? And why the middle finger and not some other finger like the pointer finger? Why does it specifically mean fuck you? 

Why do we have to wear clothes? Why is being naked in public considered inappropriate? We were once cavemen that walked around like this. Did someone along the way feel insecure about his tiny penis that he made everyone cover themselves?
  Length of middle finger is the longest on your hand when you check.  which is the further up somebodies 'arsehole' to get .   That's my reason for giving the bird that way.  "Up yours and rotate" as I remember people would say. 
 In theory we wear clothes cause we ate the fruit of knowledge (which was not recommended)  and so we now know what shame is.
"I just care about the river, I dont care about your back"

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2536 on: April 10, 2018, 10:51:13 AM »
does dustin dollin find a half beer and see it as totally full or completely empty?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2537 on: April 10, 2018, 11:02:55 AM »
does dustin dollin find a half beer and see it as totally full or completely empty?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2538 on: April 11, 2018, 05:41:32 PM »
  The fuck was up with Zuckerburgs haircut, anybody else puzzled by that shit?  I google it and other people were like 'wtf'? and found it "disturbing".
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2539 on: April 12, 2018, 05:38:17 AM »
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free running is fucking sick
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  I guess it started in Paris at the same time they were having a sexual revolution in the 1920s with artists types having sex parties and smoking hash.   I think a lot happened in paris thru that period that has influenced us greatly.

I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about, but John Ciampa was ahead of his time.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2540 on: April 14, 2018, 06:57:10 AM »
my kids 3 and has only just taken an interest in playing with my board.. have i missed the window of oppertunity to get him in on that Nyjah/Sheckler scheme?

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« Reply #2541 on: April 14, 2018, 09:08:33 PM »
my kids 3 and has only just taken an interest in playing with my board.. have i missed the window of oppertunity to get him in on that Nyjah/Sheckler scheme?

No just start using love as a reward ASAP

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2542 on: April 19, 2018, 05:38:04 PM »
Leticia is getting hooked up by a makeup company called "smash box cosmetics"?
C'mon...

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2543 on: April 19, 2018, 06:25:31 PM »
almost as good as on plan b
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2544 on: April 27, 2018, 10:56:38 AM »
I wonder what its what its like to be a plant, seems boring but they might like it you never know. Also wonder if there's been an attempt to create a plant/animal hybrid.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2545 on: April 27, 2018, 11:16:13 AM »
I wonder what its what its like to be a plant, seems boring but they might like it you never know. Also wonder if there's been an attempt to create a plant/animal hybrid.
Sometimes I think I'd rather be a tree. Knowing karma I'd get cut down and turned into a Revive board.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2546 on: April 27, 2018, 11:58:14 AM »
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I wonder what its what its like to be a plant, seems boring but they might like it you never know. Also wonder if there's been an attempt to create a plant/animal hybrid.
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Sometimes I think I'd rather be a tree. Knowing karma I'd get cut down and turned into a Revive board.

And be skated in our town.

Holy fuck I was in town last weekend and EVERY kid had a revive board, wtf?
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2547 on: April 27, 2018, 12:06:12 PM »
Looked it up and theres this thing called a green sea slug, its pretty dope, it gets plant genes from algae and does photosynthesis shit

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2548 on: April 27, 2018, 09:05:07 PM »
Old Dirty Bastard        Odb is the icon.  He represented freedom.
"I just care about the river, I dont care about your back"

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2549 on: April 28, 2018, 11:02:10 AM »
Looked it up and theres this thing called a green sea slug, its pretty dope, it gets plant genes from algae and does photosynthesis shit


Ant is gonna be pissed at slugs development as an artist
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