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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #6120 on: December 25, 2023, 07:17:44 AM »
My life flashed before my eyes.

Are we real?

Am I actually on life support?

What's wrong with me?

Why is everything broken?
Plz stop killing each other
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #6121 on: December 25, 2023, 08:16:33 AM »
How do I get back to my body?
And what happens when I do?

Can I still skate everyday when I come out of this Koma trip?

Should I continue to flee or should I get up and follow the probably hallucinations?

Probably should put clothes on first tho.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #6122 on: December 25, 2023, 11:18:23 AM »
Why am I paying to stream old episodes of American Dad on Hulu and watching ads?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #6123 on: December 30, 2023, 06:55:32 AM »
Freddy Prinze Jr. is apparently one of the lead writers for the WWE and is married to Buffy the Vampire Slayer, making him the de facto ruler, shadow spirit leader and center mass of white trash dramatic culture, to speak nothing of his genetic lineage. 
When nothing in society deserves respect, we should fashion for ourselves in solitude new silent loyalties.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #6124 on: December 30, 2023, 01:52:34 PM »
I got a letter from jury duty saying I'm going to be fined 2000 for not showing up.

Wtf world is this? Was it all a dream.

Could Lawrence court see a high stud count? How do they not remember me?
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #6125 on: December 31, 2023, 08:27:15 AM »
How would one know if they are shadow-banned?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #6126 on: December 31, 2023, 03:50:56 PM »
When Clark Kent switches into Superman mode, what do he do with his clothes?
Because you can't kill and idea, and we will not be ruled!

the visuals are also mad visual yo
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #6127 on: December 31, 2023, 05:09:56 PM »
When Clark Kent switches into Superman mode, what do he do with his clothes?

Sometimes he rips them apart because he wears the suit under his casual clothes. He is smart. If he has a bit more time he will change his outfit.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #6128 on: January 02, 2024, 03:47:05 PM »
I'm in virginia heading south, just stopped by the side of the road to take a piss. As I stepped towards the tall weeds bordering the road, it struck me that when I hit georgia, there might be gators in the ditch.
Do people in Georgia and Florida worry about gators when they get out to take a piss on the side of the road at night? Is this common southern wisdom?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #6129 on: January 02, 2024, 04:20:26 PM »
I'm in virginia heading south, just stopped by the side of the road  :(to take a piss. As I stepped towards the tall weeds bordering the road, it struck me that when I hit georgia, there might be gators in the ditch.
Do people in Georgia and Florida worry about gators when they get out to take a piss on the side of the road at night? Is this common southern wisdom?

Imagine getting John Wayne Bobbittíed by whatís essentially a dinosaur.  Talk about a bad day :o 
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #6130 on: January 02, 2024, 06:45:35 PM »
Just got back from target and wondering how it was possible for the entire store to smell like a shit-filled litter box.  Already confirmed in multiple ways that it wasn't anything on me or my shoes trailing along, just the whole god damn store reeked of litter and fresh cat turds

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #6131 on: January 03, 2024, 02:51:54 AM »
Just got back from target and wondering how it was possible for the entire store to smell like a shit-filled litter box.  Already confirmed in multiple ways that it wasn't anything on me or my shoes trailing along, just the whole god damn store reeked of litter and fresh cat turds

Maybe target reads shithole in cat language?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #6132 on: January 04, 2024, 06:25:22 PM »
Crob just bombed Chad door dashers. Who don't dress up for work.

I wonder what happened to him? He seems like he's the type offended by exposed feet.

Oh my gosh that guy as slides with no sox!! I'm gonna break a vein in my forehead! I gotta go
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #6133 on: January 28, 2024, 12:36:50 PM »
my -10 rep here pretty much aligns with my personality,
opinionated just enough to piss a few people off slightly

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #6134 on: January 28, 2024, 09:00:16 PM »
Why the hell are frontside 5-0ís so damn hard now? They were a warmup go-to, and now theyíre the hardest fucking trick in the world.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #6135 on: January 29, 2024, 08:54:46 AM »
when you’re doing keto and bust in your girl, you technically gave her a sugar-free cream pie. And before anyone comes on here to say “oh but you know all cum has trace amounts of sugar in it” No - not if you’re doing your keto right.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #6136 on: January 31, 2024, 08:12:04 PM »
Today, I briefly considered what sort of mythic creature I am: Of course, Iím Hellís gatekeeperÖThe mighty hound of Hades, Cerberus, but I also have a little Skate-Satyr / Horny-Centaur energy y'know? I donít know whether I wanna slay a Gorgon, or try to get some Gorgon pussy. I donít know if I wanna Shoot arrows at medusas head or some shoot some fuckiní loadsÖBut, Iíll tell you what Iím not is a fuckin chimera. Chimeras are fucking garbage.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #6137 on: February 01, 2024, 05:11:35 PM »
Idk if this is the right thread, but it seems somewhat fitting. Today I went to the local art museum because it was free and something to do when Iím injured. I spent about 2.5 hours browsing through most of the exhibits. It was cool, itís a good museum. but iím not sure I fully absorbed any of the exhibits.

It got me thinking, whatís a good strategy for big museums? Seems like the best way to do it spending a lot of time in only a couple exhibits the best way to understand what they have to offer? Any other tips for museums?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #6138 on: February 01, 2024, 05:33:52 PM »
This popped into my head after reading the BHADWP2 thread where people are complaining about Stuís hardcore band shirts or whatever.
What compels people to be so up their own ass about whether or not someone is a ďlegit fanĒ of the band t shirt theyíre wearing? Why does it truly matter to You in the grand scheme of life? Does calling them a ďphonyĒ stroke your ego and make you feel high and mighty?

Iíll admit, at one point in my life (teenage years) I truly gave a fuck about someone wearing something skate related without skating. But, if youíre in your mid-to-late 20s and older and you STILL care about that shit, you need to check yourself.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #6139 on: February 01, 2024, 08:50:04 PM »
Idk if this is the right thread, but it seems somewhat fitting. Today I went to the local art museum because it was free and something to do when Iím injured. I spent about 2.5 hours browsing through most of the exhibits. It was cool, itís a good museum. but iím not sure I fully absorbed any of the exhibits.

It got me thinking, whatís a good strategy for big museums? Seems like the best way to do it spending a lot of time in only a couple exhibits the best way to understand what they have to offer? Any other tips for museums?

I try to have as few expectations as possible about how much or what I'm gonna see. Maybe I have one piece in mind that I'm interested in, that's it. The less I care about anything in particular, the more I'm able to enjoy the experience. I like having the mindset that I could go in and come right back out or stay for hours, and it wouldn't make any difference, either could be could.  It isn't always possible, but sneaking in might be the best, because then the art becomes secondary and it can more easily surprise you. In practical terms, if there's a marked route, I don't follow it, and if there are crowded areas, I avoid them (I'm aware this sounds contrarian and silly, but oh well). I also like to sit down for awhile. Great post, now I want to visit a museum.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #6140 on: February 04, 2024, 11:26:45 AM »
A person who owns, or operates a hotel is a hotelier.
Does it thereby follow that, as an owner & operator of deez nuts, I am a scrotelier?

I wanna play you in a game of SKATE for the right to continue talking shit on me.  You think you got me?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #6141 on: February 04, 2024, 12:28:26 PM »
Idk if this is the right thread, but it seems somewhat fitting. Today I went to the local art museum because it was free and something to do when Iím injured. I spent about 2.5 hours browsing through most of the exhibits. It was cool, itís a good museum. but iím not sure I fully absorbed any of the exhibits.

It got me thinking, whatís a good strategy for big museums? Seems like the best way to do it spending a lot of time in only a couple exhibits the best way to understand what they have to offer? Any other tips for museums?
Here's what works for me.
Multiple visits is really good. On the first visit to an exhibit I can see what's there, get an idea of the layout and content. Then when I return to that exhibit I already have a framework for what's there, so my mind isn't busy building a map and a catalog, and I can just look at things.

I haven't properly tried it with a new date but museums also seem like a really good spot for a first date.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #6142 on: February 04, 2024, 07:38:12 PM »
aleka lang off dc website. does anyone know what shoes he's currently skating?
wearing some heitor forumís here https://www.instagram.com/reel/C26ALyQpuim/?igsh=MTl5cWZ0cnVmOXY2dQ==

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #6143 on: February 11, 2024, 04:52:32 PM »
Pretty sure that Iím years late on this, but is Steve Berra just evil Zach Braff?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #6144 on: February 12, 2024, 06:07:08 AM »
Do you think you should edit yourself when you like reluctant interview or should you just be brutality honest and hope for the best?
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #6145 on: February 28, 2024, 02:12:35 PM »
The prosecution of Harvey Weinstein and Jeffrey Epstein will probably be considered anti-Semitic in the near future.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #6146 on: February 28, 2024, 02:15:28 PM »
idk bout that 1 chief