Movies/TV shows that don't suck on Netflix

[Sleazy]

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Netflix has single handedly gotten me back into Malcolm in the Middle. I remember watching it a lot when I was younger but I didn't really remember the episodes too well. Started binge watching it a few nights back and it's such a good show. Not sure if anyone else here digs it as much as I do, but seeing as how I grew up in a similar pretty dysfunctional family (granted, nowhere near as bad as Malcolms family), a lot of the jokes and plots for episodes are really easy to relate to.

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no i have watched that multiple times, Hal is just so fucking funny

loved that show. i really like the episode when they go back to when they first had kids and lived in the city in an all white super trendy house that got completely destroyed when the kids came.

[posguy]

Just finished this new Netflix original series Bloodline. I wasn't sure at first but halfway through the first episode I was hooked! I'd recommend at least giving it a shot.

I actually just started this show last night and I'm psyched to watch the rest of it. Will it only be one season?

[brent]

it got picked up for another season a few weeks ago

[QUIT SINNIN]

"No-No", a documentary about Dock Ellis, Pirates pitcher who notoriously pitched a no hitter on acid. Also delves quite a bit into the late 60's/early 70's Pirates teams, for any baseball fans.

[Jared]

The act of killing.

[tobey]

i fucking hate how they are doing another full house season but still haven't gave us another season of arrested development

[Yushin Okami]

i fucking hate how they are doing another full house season but still haven't gave us another season of arrested development

Was a second Netflix season ever in the plans? I thought it was one season of the show to build up to the movie? The more Arrested Development the better as far as I'm concerned.

[brycickle]

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i fucking hate how they are doing another full house season but still haven't gave us another season of arrested development

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Was a second Netflix season ever in the plans? I thought it was one season of the show to build up to the movie? The more Arrested Development the better as far as I'm concerned.

Yeah, it's been announced, just not made yet.

[max power]

chef's table is fucking incredible. my favorite thing i've watched in a long time.

[Rusty_Berrings]

watched a french movie about two lesbians. one had blue hair and big ol Titties. it was a good watch if you like tits.

[shark tits]

watched a french movie about two lesbians. one had blue hair and big ol Titties. it was a good watch if you like tits.

i luff tits! in my country tits are revered.
i seen a movie about an angry dwarf [who may have been played by pancho molar] who moves into a vacant train station in rural jersey [but he's from hoboken like pancho molar] and he makes out w/ patricia clarkson who's kinda rad in an 'older lady i'd like to bang soon before she dies' sorta way and he's got a peurto rican buddy w/ a lunch truck. the dwarf is one of those idiot rail fans who don't hop trains but just sorta obsess over them but he's got a real smart haircut and a neat way of talking. everyone wants a piece of the dwarf and understandably, he's the dwarf that dreams are made of. i don't wanna spoil it too much but it's a good movie if you're into dwarves. and jersey. and trains.

[poopnutsupreme]

I know many people have mentioned it but god damn the office is such a good show. I just finished the series and man I've never been so attached to the characters before. I almost just feel like starting over again since I don't know what other show I can follow up with. I know parks and rec should be the one I try next but I hear the first season is worth skipping. I'll probably just watch the office again cause I'm guessing I missed a bunch of random little things.

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Some of the finale quotes are actually so deep. I can't believe a show that made me cringe and laugh so much had such powerful stuff in it as well. Alright I think I finally got all I wanted to say out.

"Everyday when I came here, all I wanted to do was leave. So why in the world, does it feel so hard to leave right now... "-Darryl Philbin

"I wish there was a way to know that your in the good 'ol days before you've actually left them" - Andy Bernard

[Rusty_Berrings]

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watched a french movie about two lesbians. one had blue hair and big ol Titties. it was a good watch if you like tits.

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i luff tits! in my country tits are revered.
i seen a movie about an angry dwarf [who may have been played by pancho molar] who moves into a vacant train station in rural jersey [but he's from hoboken like pancho molar] and he makes out w/ patricia clarkson who's kinda rad in an 'older lady i'd like to bang soon before she dies' sorta way and he's got a peurto rican buddy w/ a lunch truck. the dwarf is one of those idiot rail fans who don't hop trains but just sorta obsess over them but he's got a real smart haircut and a neat way of talking. everyone wants a piece of the dwarf and understandably, he's the dwarf that dreams are made of. i don't wanna spoil it too much but it's a good movie if you're into dwarves. and jersey. and trains.

Paul Revered I'm sure. I'm going to look for this idiot railroad dwarf film with the grandma even tho I don't do old ladies. Might be slightly more awkward than real life but I doubt it. 

[shark tits]

nah, she's hot but she had cancer in this other movie i seen. it's called 'station agent' and it was dece anyways. if jedi fell into a pile of that dwarf movie he'd come out sucking tits. what's the french lesbo movie called? that sounds right up my alley.

[Rusty_Berrings]

nah, she's hot but she had cancer in this other movie i seen. it's called 'station agent' and it was dece anyways. if jedi fell into a pile of that dwarf movie he'd come out sucking tits. what's the french lesbo movie called? that sounds right up my alley.

Oh I'm trying to watch the fucking dwarf railroader shit as we speak. That old bitch is quite the cheddar cheese girl (she goes nice with wine). I just don't want to eat her grilled cheese sandwich. Big tits blue hair scissor movie is called "Blue is the color" I believe. That and "Sleepaway III" was pretty good and had lots of classy 1980's horror movie tits. If I got a time machine I'd definitely go back and fuck the main character from that movie. She's got this bitchy punk rock thing and she'd probably murder me with a tent stake. If you ever want the western new england history lesson on Paul Revere I'm sure you'll have a barrel full of offended looks for me. It involves "the plymouth crack rock" and maybe calling your town "the Worcester homestead"

[shark tits]

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nah, she's hot but she had cancer in this other movie i seen. it's called 'station agent' and it was dece anyways. if jedi fell into a pile of that dwarf movie he'd come out sucking tits. what's the french lesbo movie called? that sounds right up my alley.

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Oh I'm trying to watch the fucking dwarf railroader shit as we speak. That old bitch is quite the cheddar cheese girl (she goes nice with wine). I just don't want to eat her grilled cheese sandwich. Big tits blue hair scissor movie is called "Blue is the color" I believe. That and "Sleepaway III" was pretty good and had lots of classy 1980's horror movie tits. If I got a time machine I'd definitely go back and fuck the main character from that movie. She's got this bitchy punk rock thing and she'd probably murder me with a tent stake. If you ever want the western new england history lesson on Paul Revere I'm sure you'll have a barrel full of offended looks for me. It involves "the plymouth crack rock" and maybe calling your town "the Worcester homestead"

the beastie boys already covered most of the paul revere story and he's buried in downtown boston across from the low to highs. i usedta fuck w/ all the sleepaway camp movies, in fact i wanted dirtnek to put her ender of part one where she's got a penis and a severed head in her hands and everyone's like 'angela is a boy!' but he forgot just like he forgot to put 'whiteboyz' in our video. maybe this yr.
sleepaway one was pure horror but it did get 'campy' by 3. no BIG PUN intended.

[Rusty_Berrings]

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nah, she's hot but she had cancer in this other movie i seen. it's called 'station agent' and it was dece anyways. if jedi fell into a pile of that dwarf movie he'd come out sucking tits. what's the french lesbo movie called? that sounds right up my alley.

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Oh I'm trying to watch the fucking dwarf railroader shit as we speak. That old bitch is quite the cheddar cheese girl (she goes nice with wine). I just don't want to eat her grilled cheese sandwich. Big tits blue hair scissor movie is called "Blue is the color" I believe. That and "Sleepaway III" was pretty good and had lots of classy 1980's horror movie tits. If I got a time machine I'd definitely go back and fuck the main character from that movie. She's got this bitchy punk rock thing and she'd probably murder me with a tent stake. If you ever want the western new england history lesson on Paul Revere I'm sure you'll have a barrel full of offended looks for me. It involves "the plymouth crack rock" and maybe calling your town "the Worcester homestead"

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the beastie boys already covered most of the paul revere story and he's buried in downtown boston across from the low to highs. i usedta fuck w/ all the sleepaway camp movies, in fact i wanted dirtnek to put her ender of part one where she's got a penis and a severed head in her hands and everyone's like 'angela is a boy!' but he forgot just like he forgot to put 'whiteboyz' in our video. maybe this yr.
sleepaway one was pure horror but it did get 'campy' by 3. no BIG PUN intended.

yeah yeah yeah fat joe big pun same shit. bet ya didn't know Fat Joe's graffiti tag is "Crack" and that he's crew with Cope 2. Here he is pictured with the king of all hip hop skateboard flip trickery mr weez himself. Bet ya also didn't know that's where Weezer got their name from.

[Dirtymac]

"The Homesman" starring/directed by Tommy Lee JOnes. Kind of a "True Grit" type scenario but great performances by both Jones and Hillary Swank. Also short appearances by James Spader and Meryl Streep. Pretty good watch if you're bored and got a free night.

[tobey]

has anyone ever watched blue mountain state? im like on the 5th episode and its pretty damn funny

[Silky Johnson]

just added

[brycickle]

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Just finished this new Netflix original series Bloodline. I wasn't sure at first but halfway through the first episode I was hooked! I'd recommend at least giving it a shot.

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really, it was good? It looked really stupid when i saw the trailer but also my mom watched and she said it was good and me and her kind of have the same taste in tv

real confession: Me and my mom used to watched Monk together when i was growing up, we didn't miss an episode

Yes. This show is astonishingly good.

[Rusty_Berrings]

I watched "Horned" or "Horns" something like that and it was pretty good. Good plot and even some male full frontal if I remember correctly. Not hung like the boyfriend at the beginning of "Blue is the warmest color" but not bad.

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I watched "Horned" or "Horns" something like that and it was pretty good. Good plot and even some male full frontal if I remember correctly. Not hung like the boyfriend at the beginning of "Blue is the warmest color" but not bad.

if you're gonna talk full frontal male nudity you've gotta talk harvey keitel. his nude scene in 'bad lieutenant' inspires me every day.

[Rusty_Berrings]

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I watched "Horned" or "Horns" something like that and it was pretty good. Good plot and even some male full frontal if I remember correctly. Not hung like the boyfriend at the beginning of "Blue is the warmest color" but not bad.

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if you're gonna talk full frontal male nudity you've gotta talk harvey keitel. his nude scene in 'bad lieutenant' inspires me every day.

oh they took that off netflix tried to watch it last night. how bout the cartoon dicks on the lizards Vaughn Bode draws tho?

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I watched "Horned" or "Horns" something like that and it was pretty good. Good plot and even some male full frontal if I remember correctly. Not hung like the boyfriend at the beginning of "Blue is the warmest color" but not bad.

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if you're gonna talk full frontal male nudity you've gotta talk harvey keitel. his nude scene in 'bad lieutenant' inspires me every day.

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oh they took that off netflix tried to watch it last night. how bout the cartoon dicks on the lizards Vaughn Bode draws tho?

no se, cabrone.

[tobey]

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Just finished this new Netflix original series Bloodline. I wasn't sure at first but halfway through the first episode I was hooked! I'd recommend at least giving it a shot.

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really, it was good? It looked really stupid when i saw the trailer but also my mom watched and she said it was good and me and her kind of have the same taste in tv

real confession: Me and my mom used to watched Monk together when i was growing up, we didn't miss an episode

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Yes. This show is astonishingly good.

yea i definitely enjoyed it, thanks!

[tobey]

did anybody notice the new netflix show with that girl from Icarly (the one who dated the pistons center) called "between". I was going to check it out but netflix did something stupid, its an original netflix show but they are releasing each episode a week, why all of a sudden would they do that and are they going to do that with other shows like house of cards and orange is the new black?

[Silky Johnson]

bout time they added this

[Can of Soup]

Probably on my 5th viewing of Peep Show--David Michell is incredible.

If you like humor that makes you cringe a bit (kind of similar to Curb Your Enthusiasim), you might enjoy it:

[j....soy.....]

Abed on community somehow looks like t-hawk....