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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #3870 on: September 30, 2021, 12:40:09 PM »
I havenít been to a Live game since 2018. Rockets are rebuilding, so tickets should be hella cheap. Knowing Tillman fart tita, heíll still charge harden prices though lol
this might be the season to get back in it to see some stars on other teams play ahahaha
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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #3871 on: September 30, 2021, 02:31:59 PM »
Definitely! Last few seasons with the Harden fiasco, just wasnít a very fun team to watch. Now with Jalen Green and Sengun Iím super excited. Even if it means only 15-20 wins ha. Plus live basketball you just canít beat it.
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« Reply #3872 on: October 12, 2021, 01:50:30 PM »
lol ben is "back"
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« Reply #3873 on: October 12, 2021, 02:00:35 PM »
lol ben is "back"

I'm just glad everyone is back to ignoring the Clippers again while all the attention is on one franchise whose pg can't play because he won't get the shot and another franchise whose pg said he wouldn't play but is now crawling back to get booed every second he touches the ball
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« Reply #3874 on: October 12, 2021, 02:04:29 PM »
was waiting for the lights to dim in the early 4th quarter and midnight oil to start playing over the stadium PA and have the announcers start screaming like in the wwe
with that being said. cky enthusiast you seem like the worst dude with a very low attention span, i mean you never have watched a skate video in its entirley, why dont you just shut the fuck up if you never have to say anyt

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« Reply #3875 on: October 12, 2021, 02:50:05 PM »
was waiting for the lights to dim in the early 4th quarter and midnight oil to start playing over the stadium PA and have the announcers start screaming like in the wwe

"bah God, is that didgeridoo i hear??? That's Ben Simmons music!"
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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #3876 on: October 12, 2021, 03:35:24 PM »
anyone want to place a bet on kyrie retiring? (or not)
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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #3877 on: October 12, 2021, 04:04:58 PM »
anyone want to place a bet on kyrie retiring? (or not)

Iíll take that. I say he doesnítÖ. Usual kyrie passive aggressivenessÖ

KD nixed (or voiced his displeasure) a kyrie for Simmons trade i believe.

KD probably

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« Reply #3878 on: October 12, 2021, 04:07:45 PM »
anyone want to place a bet on kyrie retiring? (or not)

You know you're annoying as fuck when the guy who gives his teammates copies of the godfather to read as homework, gets wine drunk on live every night and screams TACO TUESDAY constantly comes out looking like the good guy compared to you
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« Reply #3879 on: October 12, 2021, 05:49:39 PM »
people who care about kyrie should keep him off the internet cause he clearly believes every mf thing he reads on it
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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #3880 on: October 12, 2021, 09:40:27 PM »
I love basketball but have never cared too much for the drama aspect of everything but Kyrie is wild
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« Reply #3881 on: October 13, 2021, 03:59:18 AM »
I love basketball but and have never cared too much for the drama aspect of everything but Kyrie is wild

I love the drama but he's taking it to a professional wrestler level of corny. I was done after he refused to play Boston after being traded but then hoped on social media to post some long winded cryptic bullshit in his IG story. He's the definition of an annoying little brother/cousin that thinks he's too smart for everybody.

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #3882 on: October 13, 2021, 07:09:11 AM »
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« Reply #3883 on: October 13, 2021, 07:24:41 AM »
gonna see Bucks vs. Jazz on Halloween, first game at the Forum in forever.

Tickets are crazy expensive this season but found a pretty good deal for a matchup i wanna see.
missing the good ol days when you could get in the door for 6 dollars to see the Bucks lose by 55 points to the Timberwolves in a near-empty Bradley Center


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« Reply #3884 on: October 13, 2021, 07:29:17 AM »
Excuse my ignorance if the question has already been posed, but anyone interested in a slap fantasy basketball league?


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« Reply #3885 on: October 13, 2021, 12:12:15 PM »
Excuse my ignorance if the question has already been posed, but anyone interested in a slap fantasy basketball league?

I played a little last year but I'm too fantasy football brained to be good at it
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« Reply #3886 on: October 13, 2021, 01:16:22 PM »
gonna see Bucks vs. Jazz on Halloween, first game at the Forum in forever.

Tickets are crazy expensive this season but found a pretty good deal for a matchup i wanna see.
missing the good ol days when you could get in the door for 6 dollars to see the Bucks lose by 55 points to the Timberwolves in a near-empty Bradley Center


good times

i was at some of those games. i miss gary payton too.

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« Reply #3887 on: October 14, 2021, 06:28:40 AM »
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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #3888 on: October 14, 2021, 07:12:41 AM »
At some point KD and harden gonna just say fuck it we donít need you lol if they havenít already. How annoying.
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« Reply #3889 on: October 14, 2021, 07:28:15 AM »
Kyrie five months away from going full hotep
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« Reply #3890 on: October 15, 2021, 09:03:38 AM »
Kyrie five months away from going full hotep


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« Reply #3891 on: October 15, 2021, 09:55:24 AM »
Excuse my ignorance if the question has already been posed, but anyone interested in a slap fantasy basketball league?

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« Reply #3892 on: October 19, 2021, 11:15:25 AM »
ben simmons situation getting even more interesting today, getting tossed from practice and embiid saying he "doesn't care what that man does". what team does simmons think he's forcing his way to? there's no trade for him

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« Reply #3893 on: October 19, 2021, 12:06:15 PM »
ben simmons situation getting even more interesting today, getting tossed from practice and embiid saying he "doesn't care what that man does". what team does simmons think he's forcing his way to? there's no trade for him

what do the pals think

He's trying to harden method, only problem is that harden is a much more valuable player. Morey is probably angling for that dame 4 ben trade, but there's no way Portland is offering that now. Maybe McCollum, but i honestly have no clue where he would end up. Maybe minny? They really held on to him for too long, in the hopes that his value would rise but it has only dropped since
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« Reply #3894 on: October 20, 2021, 08:35:12 AM »
all ben simmons had to do was put in effort for a few months. The sixers would have an easier time trading him and he could salvage SOME of his value. But nah here we are. Can't wait to be at that sixers home opener, that place is gonna be electric


That being said the games last night ruled and it's great to have the NBA back

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« Reply #3895 on: October 20, 2021, 09:20:42 AM »
all ben simmons had to do was put in effort for a few months. The sixers would have an easier time trading him and he could salvage SOME of his value. But nah here we are. Can't wait to be at that sixers home opener, that place is gonna be electric


That being said the games last night ruled and it's great to have the NBA back

i suppose he could be trying to devalue himself on purpose. wouldn't that be a smart thing to do? now people are saying instead of getting a damian lillard philly would get a cj instead. wouldn't you rather be playing with a damian lillard instead of getting traded for him? might work out in his favor is he's got ring fever right now.

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« Reply #3896 on: October 20, 2021, 09:47:30 AM »

That being said the games last night ruled and it's great to have the NBA back

agreed. Caught the last 10 min of the lakers/golden state and was happy just to be watching

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #3897 on: October 20, 2021, 10:18:04 AM »
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That being said the games last night ruled and it's great to have the NBA back
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agreed. Caught the last 10 min of the lakers/golden state and was happy just to be watching

nemanja bjelica was shredding the lakers towards the end and it was beautiful to watch
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« Reply #3898 on: October 20, 2021, 10:46:44 AM »
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That being said the games last night ruled and it's great to have the NBA back
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agreed. Caught the last 10 min of the lakers/golden state and was happy just to be watching
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nemanja bjelica was shredding the lakers towards the end and it was beautiful to watch

he fits right in on that team. Great ball movement and it's only gonna get better
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« Reply #3899 on: October 20, 2021, 10:48:52 AM »
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all ben simmons had to do was put in effort for a few months. The sixers would have an easier time trading him and he could salvage SOME of his value. But nah here we are. Can't wait to be at that sixers home opener, that place is gonna be electric


That being said the games last night ruled and it's great to have the NBA back
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i suppose he could be trying to devalue himself on purpose. wouldn't that be a smart thing to do? now people are saying instead of getting a damian lillard philly would get a cj instead. wouldn't you rather be playing with a damian lillard instead of getting traded for him? might work out in his favor is he's got ring fever right now.

i just dont see how this is the play. Like youre hurting yourself and the organization. Is it worth sticking it to an organization you hate if it hurts you just as bad, if not worse. I fully expect him to get suspended again and not appear at the home opener
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