real confessions

[WWD4D?]

It might be just me, but I hate going to parties and parties in general. I dunno, I just always feel socially awkward at parties and could never get in the swing of things when it came to the party mentality. That and plus a lot of the people that I encounter at parties are pretty much total morons. All anyone ever does is try to hook up and get as drunk as they can, its pretty stupid and lame most of the time. Everyone is doing their thing and more than likely ill just be chillin by myself outside on the patio or somethin smokin' a cig and keeping to myself. I dunno, all my friends ever wanna do is go check out parties that are going on around town when all I ever wanna do is just have a late night sesh instead.[/bitchy rant]

[Bipsmound]

Yo, you should come to one of my parties.  We sit in a circle on the floor and have a back massage train.

[Pelican]

drunk people love it when you recognize their dereliction. tell people how stupid and trashy they are and you will be the life of the party.

[Livin The Psychedelic Lif]

Yo, you should come to one of my parties.  We sit in a circle on the floor and have a back massage train.

dont forget the baby oil and candles this friday!

[WWD4D?]

Yo, you should come to one of my parties.  We sit in a circle on the floor and have a back massage train.

Sounds good man. I'll bring some pizza and some Pauly Shore DVD's and we'll make it a REAL party.

[skate_bored]

Okay sorry, I'm not watching them, I played a few in the background as I lurked Slap.  I'm just feeling really mellow and need acoustic that's not Elliot Smith.  Actually I'm gonna listen to Dylan's song right now.

damien rice?

[WWD4D?]

I heard an ICP song today and actually thought it was pretty good.... This is worse than finding out you have AIDS.

[brent]

i got shot POW the murda was heinous, the bullet went in my eyeball and out my anus

[able]

  okay, here's a real confession.
 

   From the age of 21 till 29 I lived on my own. I always had a house with a lot of roommates and partied all the time. I got drunk every night for 7 years straight. I'm surprised I didn't kill myself.
   Around the age of 27-28 the partying became too much. We were snorting coke every night and on a rare occasion someone would bring over some heroin. I was pretty much hooked on coke. I did it probably every day for a couple of years.
  Eventually my roommates got out of control with drugs. They started smoking crack and stealing from one another. Things got way too crazy for me so I had to go. I left and reluctantly moved back in with my parents at the age of 29.
  It was soooo depressing. I felt like a loser, my brother and sister treated me differently too. Luckily my parents had high speed internet so I finally got my first taste of something better than dial up.
  That's when I found SLAP. I swear as lame as it sounds.... SLAP got me through itl. All the people who I met through drugs who I thought were friends were not. I was left alone..... abandoned by my old crowd and had no where to go. Thank god for SLAP. Not that I've made any life long friends here or anything... It was just the greatest thing to pass the time, laugh, and get my mind off things.
   So here I am now. I'm 31 and I've been living with my girlfriend for a year and I'm going to College. Things are really good! I don't fuck around with drugs too much, I skate all the time and I've got a great new group of friends I hang out with.
   Even though I may not find the time to come here and check out what's going on very often.... I forever feel in debt to what SLAP did for me in times of need.
  Thanks.
 

[Gest]

damn able, i didnt know any of that stuff, im glad you got through all of that bullshit and still kept with the sk8. youre one of the better posters on here. and you can tre flip noseslide, i think?

[MEOW]

this past week i helped a girl i know get through heroin withdrawals and took her to the ER since she was overdosing on ridiculous amounts of pills she had taken in an effort to pass out and not feel anything. i don't know what they were exactly but i know some of it was subutex and xanax. at the hospital i had to speak for her since she was too fucked up to talk, had to help hook up her oxygen tubes, iv, and all those weird matrix looking things with wires all over her body... i also had to take her panties off and lift her body onto a bucket so they could try to get a urine sample, although she hadn't had food or water in 24 hours so she couldn't even pee. this resulted in the nurse spreading her legs and shoving a rubber tube into her vagina (i stepped out of the room for this one) and all i could hear for the next five minutes was her screaming and crying in pain. twenty four hours later she was released from the hospital and i stayed with her for 24 more hours until my ex girlfriend that i currently still live with (FUCK) had to be at the hospital to get surgery on her face because she got fucked up and fell down the subway stairs at 4 am alone and broke her wrist in 3 places and shattered her cheekbones.

the saddest part about all of this is that the junkie is probably the most beautiful girl i know, and i had never seen her naked before this hospital experience. her body is simply amazing, it almost made me believe in god when i first saw it, but every time i tried to jerk off to it i just kept hearing her screaming from being raped by a urine tube.

hi. i'm a piece of shit.

but seriously i think that whole "scared straight" idea is pretty good.

[anblue]

im staying home from school today because im about to have a mental breakdown. i just really dont care about that much shit anymore, and an ex girlfriend keeps calling and making everything worse.  im tired of the bullshit of my everyday life and i just really dont feel like dealing with it anymore.

[Allen.]

I almost got killed 3 times in the span of an hour 2 nights ago.
I like this girl who couldn't be sending me more mixed signals who listens to Biggie and knows the words to Mannie Fresh. She lives 5 minutes away.
At the same time I like a girl who loves Radiohead and Wolf Parade and Geto Boys, who lives an hour away whom I could probably get with but I don't have a job and can't necessarily make her come out here all the time.
I'm torn.

[sven thorkel]

what is this, date my playlist?

[palmtree]

Bitches be crazy

[WWD4D?]

im staying home from school today because im about to have a mental breakdown. i just really dont care about that much shit anymore, and an ex girlfriend keeps calling and making everything worse.  im tired of the bullshit of my everyday life and i just really dont feel like dealing with it anymore.

"Kill her"

[lenny]

Yo, you should come to one of my parties.  We sit in a circle on the floor and have a back massage train.

is coldplay playing in the background?

[bumptobar]

Spending money(that i dont have) really bums me out.  And weed really makes me happy.  Its a shitty vicious cycle.

[kevbo999]

Amen broheem.

[WWD4D?]

Today is the earliest I've been up in like, two years. I'm pretty much forced to sleep earlier now than I usually do because for some reason my neighbor just ALWAYS has to let his dog out at around 7 or 8 in the morning to roam his backyard and that motherfucker barks nonstop like there's no tomorrow. He doesn't let the dog back in for a good two hours too, so that thing is just barking non stop for a good two hours. My room pretty much faces his backyard, so I have been getting no sleep for the past two weeks, getting awoken by that damn dog everyday at around 7-8ish. I've tried to talk to my neighbor about it but he still insists on letting that dog out that early. So now I'm pretty much forced to sleep at around 10:30-11ish, which is pretty early for me, to get a full nights sleep. All my friends are like, "dude, when no one is looking just throw a snickers bar it's way and bam, no more dog", which I guess would get rid of the dog, but I just couldn't bring myself to do it.

[Doctor Handsome]

A Snickers bar wouldn't kill him.

[WWD4D?]

Chocolate kills dogs apparently. I guess you'd have to feed it a lot for it to die, but I'm pretty sure that when they said "feed it a snickers" they were probably just saying give it a lot of chocolate.

[MexicanSpaniard]

Threaten the dog and start pissing all over the fence closest to you. Kidnap the neighboor and dump him on a farm hundreds of miles away. Problem solved.

[Doctor Handsome]

Chocolate kills dogs apparently. I guess you'd have to feed it a lot for it to die, but I'm pretty sure that when they said "feed it a snickers" they were probably just saying give it a lot of chocolate.

I think dark chocolate MIGHT. Milk chocolate doesn't.

[skate_bored]

last week i had strep throat and the medicine made me have absolutely no sex drive. this week im better and i guess my body wants to make up for last week, ive jacked off 3 times a day for the past 3 days. i feel 15 again. ive jacked off so much, in fact, that when i cum, like 2 drops drip out. i think i ran out of cum.

[WWD4D?]

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Chocolate kills dogs apparently. I guess you'd have to feed it a lot for it to die, but I'm pretty sure that when they said "feed it a snickers" they were probably just saying give it a lot of chocolate.

[close]

I think dark chocolate MIGHT. Milk chocolate doesn't.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theobromine_poisoning

[RaunchyKid]

last week i had strep throat and the medicine made me have absolutely no sex drive. this week im better and i guess my body wants to make up for last week, ive jacked off 3 times a day for the past 3 days. i feel 15 again. ive jacked off so much, in fact, that when i cum, like 2 drops drip out. i think i ran out of cum.

I hate that feeling. Sometimes, when I don't jack off for a day or two, I'll jack off at least twice the next day and the last round hurts and gives me like a little, unenthusiastic stream.

[Mooley]

Last week I slept in late for a 1:00PM class. Scummin' hard.

[Ted Haggard]

I used to have everything. I was a moral leader for thousands at New Life Church. People looked up to me. My days were joyful and righteous, or so they seemed on the outside. Even the greatest people have their dark days. Lust, corruption and sin have led me to what I am today. I bought methamphetamines from a male prostitute and after smoking some of the crystals, adulterated with another man. Who, you ask? Mike Jones.  He caressed and licked my penis, and as hard as it is to admit, I touched his anus. With my penis.



 Because of my vile and repugnant decisions, I have lost everything. I have nobody to talk to in real life. My wife Gayle stays at a hotel with the kids. I need you guys for moral support. As a pastor of the good Lord, I used to forgive even those with the darkest pasts, and let then into my congregation. Now all I ask of you, is to let me into your congregation and forgive me. If the Savior himself can forgive me, I hope ya'll can too.
                                                                                                                    Blessfully, Ted
Let the wicked forsake his way, and the unrighteous man his thoughts: and let him return unto the Lord, and he will have mercy upon him; and to our God, for he will abundantly pardon.
(Isaiah 55:7)

[Chris Brown]

Rhianna used to beat me. I mean, I wasn't always the best boyfriend but I never deserved to get hit you know? Like have y'all ever been in a relationship where you have so much shit being put onto you and your girlfriend keeps on slapping you and biting your balls(hard) during fellatio? I just secured this huge gum deal and then bam on the car ride home after proposing my love she calls me a sissy and slaps me. I just snapped you dig? I punched, bit and face fucked that whore to next sunday, I even tried pushing her out of the car but her fucking seatbelt was on.....I still made her know who the man in the relationship was and now I have a huge alpha male syndrome.....If a fan even looks at me crooked during a show I get my roadie to take them backstage and I beat there 10 year old asses.....god damn I'm cool.