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« Reply #2520 on: February 23, 2010, 04:16:30 PM »
That's great and all, but we already have a cigarettebeer.

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« Reply #2521 on: February 23, 2010, 04:27:02 PM »
I'm addicted to this shit:


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« Reply #2522 on: February 24, 2010, 03:02:57 PM »
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i can look at porn of the hottest girl in the world, but if shes not korean or japanese i wont want to masturbate my penis.  sexually im a racist.

im obsessed with korean girls. i have never had sex with a white girl, nor do i want too. my girlfriend pees in my bed and im ok with it, because shes fucking hot and korean and im starting to like her a lot. 

and to get pumped before i go skate, i dont watch skate videos, i watch korean music videos


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when we have sex, she needs to pee the whole time. we talked about it, and after an eventful evening, i said it was ok to just pee

thats a lot of shitty laundry i wouldnt want to do haha

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« Reply #2523 on: February 25, 2010, 09:37:47 AM »
mine isnt really that bad, but here goes:

so I live in this house with 4 other guys, and before the school year started, we all lived on the same floor at rez and shit, and we were all good friends and what not, but one night, after we got drunk and came home at 2am, one of the guys was studying for a midterm, and he was still awake, and he was chill to talk for a bit, like whatever. but then i spilled some WATER on his plastic mat thing for rolling chairs, and i just wiped it with my socks, he gets pissed, whatever i leave his room. Me and my other friend go chill in my room, start playing some music, a minute later, he charges in, rips my cord out, acts like a total douche. But i knew this guy was always a little off, like the way he thinks when we talk about stuff, how he puts things together... just a little bit regular. So the music is now playing from my computer speakers, he comes in a bit after, just charges me, and tries to strangle me. The whole time i was just thinking... uhhh wtf is this kid doing??? like i made some chirp about his grades or something, and he just goes total roid rage. My other buddy and one of the gf's pull him off, get him out, like everyone is screaming at him saying wtf and all that. so the next day, he writes his midterm, then goes straight home, and for the rest of the semester just locked himself in his room. After christmas break, and i knew he would do this too, he just acts as if nothing happened. I havent spoken to him since, because im waiting for this person to apoligize, and from what i gather, he thinks i should apoligize first. Which again, makes me think his brain chemistry is fucked.

the thing is, if he just said sorry and admitted he did something wrong(which he knows he did, why else would he just lock himself in his room for 3 months) it wouldve blown over, I am not really one to hold grudges. but now he just acts awkward, and the more time that passes, the more i just want to knock his shit out. and i was actually the nicest to this kid too, he never cleaned his dishes, cleaned up, did stuff around the house, but i was still okay with him, and now i couldnt care less if he died tomorrow.

also, lately, being away from home and the guys i skate with, i find i really have little motivation to hang out with my friends here, and being with skaters where we chill almost everyday, i just hate how people here consider getting drunk once a week as keeping the friendship going. just pisses me off.

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« Reply #2524 on: February 25, 2010, 10:26:46 AM »
^^ The way that started I thought you too were going to end up getting all gay with each other. I'm very disappointed.

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« Reply #2525 on: February 27, 2010, 01:20:35 AM »
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« Reply #2526 on: February 27, 2010, 09:34:49 PM »
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i went through the super lonely guy at college thing and then said fuck it and moved back home one night. now im at a closer university and enjoying it much more. just remember that the only thing that you need to do in life is have enough money to stay alive. figure out what makes you happy and just do that, dont let yourself be unhappy because life is really short.
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Lately more and more the thought that I should do this has been creeping into my mind. It's fucked. I think the novelty of being somewhere new kinda wore off and I'd really just rather be with actual good friends and some comfortable surroundings.
I feel just generally stuck in that state where I don't know what to do with myself. My work ethic has more or less gone to shit, and since I haven't really found anyone at school I genuinely get along with I feel like I'm doing nothing constructive. It's the kind of where I just need to go and skate a hell of a lot, but rainy ass winter means that's a no-go.

ive been reading the confessions page too much.... ive spent more time on this thread today than studying, when i have 2 midterms on monday and tuesday... its kinda fucked how the whole of page 60 is pretty much EXACTLY how i feel about school and life right now.... i just need it to be summer so i can go home and fucking skate.

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« Reply #2527 on: February 27, 2010, 10:47:50 PM »
an asshole is dating the girl i'm in love with..one of those tools that talks like a tv show host all the time. unfortunately, this is not making me feel any better about it
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« Reply #2528 on: February 28, 2010, 03:11:41 AM »
an asshole is dating the girl i'm in love with..one of those tools that talks like a tv show host all the time. unfortunately, this is not making me feel any better about it
if the girl is dating an asshole like that she's likely to be an asshole herself.

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« Reply #2529 on: March 04, 2010, 12:35:34 PM »
i care about how my 300$ japanese jeans fit.

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« Reply #2530 on: March 04, 2010, 01:38:54 PM »
i dwell on stuff way hard and have a real hard time letting stuff go. i know theres no point for either but none the less here we are.

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« Reply #2531 on: March 04, 2010, 07:21:48 PM »
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an asshole is dating the girl i'm in love with..one of those tools that talks like a tv show host all the time. unfortunately, this is not making me feel any better about it
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if the girl is dating an asshole like that she's likely to be an asshole herself.
that's basically how I got over it

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« Reply #2532 on: March 06, 2010, 12:48:11 PM »
i'm 19 live in Cork and rarely do anything (period), I always feels uncomfortable in bars/nightclubs because even though I'm 19 i still look like im 17 and i feel out of place.  I'm not depressed but I find myself lately being perfectly alright with not doing shit, even with all the extra time I have I still find myself doing mediocre in school and I fucking hate myself for it.  My young looks also totally hinders my confidence with girls, I'm always way too afraid to make any move whatsoever.  I just want to enjoy my life right now.
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Dude it's weird, I'm only nineteen and I'm over the 'nightlife scene' already; partly because I'd rather be lying on my bed listening to Django Reinhardt than pretending to enjoy some shithead dj but also because I just can't do the 'chatting up women thing.' I'm so bad at it! And then I get irritated thinking how for the rest of my life I'm just going to be that fucking nerd in the chemistry lab with his labcoat on itching to go skate. So if I do end up talking to some girl I'm just like - 'ya, so I totally obtained a really pure sample of acetylsalicylic acid the other day.'
I just try to be myself and not be mundane and generic like almost every other dude but my efforts are generally in vein. The girl thing is so hard!
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« Reply #2533 on: March 06, 2010, 01:22:31 PM »
I think the cure for alcoholism is opiate addiction. For the past month I've been taking opiates like norcos, tramadol, oxycontin and codeine. It seems really hard and kind of gross to get drunk now. It's hard to explain, but booze just feels weird when I drink it now. Some guy who thinks my name is Steve is bringing me methadone now.
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« Reply #2534 on: March 06, 2010, 01:40:41 PM »
If only there was some type of creative, physical activity for you to get into.  You live in sunny California, right?  Hmmmm, I dunno man, ever think of picking up rollerblades or bmx?

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« Reply #2535 on: March 06, 2010, 01:51:34 PM »
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i'm 21 live in Cork and rarely do anything (period), I always feels uncomfortable in bars/nightclubs because even though I'm 19 i still look like im 17 and i feel out of place.  I'm not depressed but I find myself lately being perfectly alright with not doing shit, even with all the extra time I have I still find myself doing mediocre in school and I fucking hate myself for it.  My young looks also totally hinders my confidence with girls, I'm always way too afraid to make any move whatsoever.  I just want to enjoy my life right now.
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My story.
Dude it's weird, I'm only nineteen and I'm over the 'nightlife scene' already; partly because I'd rather be lying on my bed listening to Django Reinhardt than pretending to enjoy some shithead dj but also because I just can't do the 'chatting up women thing.' I'm so bad at it! And then I get irritated thinking how for the rest of my life I'm just going to be that fucking nerd in the chemistry lab with his labcoat on itching to go skate. So if I do end up talking to some girl I'm just like - 'ya, so I totally obtained a really pure sample of acetylsalicylic acid the other day.'
I just try to be myself and not be mundane and generic like almost every other dude but my efforts are generally in vein. The girl thing is so hard!


I'm by no means a master of ladies, but most of them seem to love self-depreciating humor. And most guys cannot pull this off well.

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« Reply #2536 on: March 06, 2010, 02:00:33 PM »
If only there was some type of creative, physical activity for you to get into.  You live in sunny California, right?  Hmmmm, I dunno man, ever think of picking up rollerblades or bmx?

Oh I play music. I don't just sit around loaded. I have a piano, guitars, bass, banjo, harmonicas, drums, ukulele, sitar, violin, cello... I'm not unproductive at all.
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« Reply #2537 on: March 06, 2010, 03:07:33 PM »
I took methadone and had three beers and I am now quite loaded. I was pissing and the room got strange looking and I was scared of my dick but then I remembered I took drugs.
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« Reply #2538 on: March 07, 2010, 01:46:50 AM »
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i'm 19 live in Cork and rarely do anything (period), I always feels uncomfortable in bars/nightclubs because even though I'm 19 i still look like im 17 and i feel out of place.  I'm not depressed but I find myself lately being perfectly alright with not doing shit, even with all the extra time I have I still find myself doing mediocre in school and I fucking hate myself for it.  My young looks also totally hinders my confidence with girls, I'm always way too afraid to make any move whatsoever.  I just want to enjoy my life right now.
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My story.
Dude it's weird, I'm only nineteen and I'm over the 'nightlife scene' already; partly because I'd rather be lying on my bed listening to Django Reinhardt than pretending to enjoy some shithead dj but also because I just can't do the 'chatting up women thing.' I'm so bad at it! And then I get irritated thinking how for the rest of my life I'm just going to be that fucking nerd in the chemistry lab with his labcoat on itching to go skate. So if I do end up talking to some girl I'm just like - 'ya, so I totally obtained a really pure sample of acetylsalicylic acid the other day.'
I just try to be myself and not be mundane and generic like almost every other dude but my efforts are generally in vein. The girl thing is so hard!


Same here man. Except I don't know about chemistry. One of my other problems with girls is I can't read them when whatever they're doing is focused towards me. Like I can point things out and tell what they're thinking if they're interacting with my buddies, but the second I'm interpreting for myself-fucking clueless. I think it screwed me over tonight.

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« Reply #2539 on: March 07, 2010, 08:42:09 AM »
stop putting pussy up on a pedestal.

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« Reply #2540 on: March 08, 2010, 06:13:06 AM »
i was a model in a little local fashion show over the weekend.  i got free beer and food all night, and got to hang out with model bitches.  it was awesome.
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« Reply #2541 on: March 08, 2010, 09:37:12 AM »
ive smoked 5 packs from friday till this morning...

me and this girl I just started seeing are already going downhill because of her insecurity issues about how i don't care about her at all. She says I ignore her, but this is hard to control because we always are in a group of like 20 kids who all want to talk to her and I usually get left out. and every time i try to make one on one time she says she doesn't have enough free time/time management skills to make that happen regularly...

Ive begin to realize that I have no friends my age. all of my close friends are either a few years younger than me or 30ish. Im okay with this, it just makes my school life seem pretty empty...

I look 16 years old even though im 19. although i will probably like looking younger when Im a few year older, right now it kills me. I have had kids on campus ask me If im old enough to be here, and its about the lamest shit ever. It reminds me of high school when I looked thirteen and was seventeen, and bros would tell me to go back to the middle school across the street...

all in all im a pretty happy person, but I get fuckin depressed sometimes...
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« Reply #2542 on: March 08, 2010, 10:58:53 AM »
^ i've never had very close friends my own age. just like in your case, they're either a few years younger or many years older. Usually people at the age where they have their head on straight.

It's perfectly normal
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« Reply #2543 on: March 08, 2010, 12:51:15 PM »
^ i've never had very close friends my own age. just like in your case, they're either a few years younger or many years older. Usually people at the age where they have their head on straight.

It's perfectly normal
http://isitnormal.com/story/dont-relate-to-people-my-own-age-very-often-27292/

I know theres nothing wrong with it, I just feel slightly out of place considering im in college and essentially all my skate friends/other friends are still in high school or are 28-32 and are in serious relationships/married with kids.
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« Reply #2544 on: March 08, 2010, 05:40:37 PM »
ive smoked 5 packs from friday till this morning...

me and this girl I just started seeing are already going downhill because of her insecurity issues about how i don't care about her at all. She says I ignore her, but this is hard to control because we always are in a group of like 20 kids who all want to talk to her and I usually get left out. and every time i try to make one on one time she says she doesn't have enough free time/time management skills to make that happen regularly...

Ive begin to realize that I have no friends my age. all of my close friends are either a few years younger than me or 30ish. Im okay with this, it just makes my school life seem pretty empty...

I look 16 years old even though im 19. although i will probably like looking younger when Im a few year older, right now it kills me. I have had kids on campus ask me If im old enough to be here, and its about the lamest shit ever. It reminds me of high school when I looked thirteen and was seventeen, and bros would tell me to go back to the middle school across the street...

all in all im a pretty happy person, but I get fuckin depressed sometimes...

duuude! 19 is such a good age at which to enjoy life! it's trivial at times, but life is always trivial. it just hits you around that point and you've got to roll with it. school isn't the place to make friends, dude, i'm going to be 25 in a few months and just today i re enrolled for the fall after being off since 07. the girl i'm seeing is 21 and was just accepted to boston college for grad. school... the situation could suck if i wanted it to, but it's all good! looking young will get you laid. by the time you hit 20 or 22 you'll not be thinking about the bro's in high school anymore...


as for my confession of the day...

i'm now in a relationship with a pretty dope girl. she's good looking, likes to have sex and as she says "play" as often as i'm willing, she doesn't cook though... only thing is is that i haven't been locked down since 2007ish and i'm not really feeling the arranging my schedule to involve someone else, dealing with another persons shitty day, listening to someone whine or bitch, only to say to myself "dude, where's this going to go?" Then i say to myself, "ahh, but you've you this girl who is doing something with herself!  she doesn't sit around drinking and getting high all day, goes to school, and is absolutely in love with you like a high school student... everything you've bitched to yourself about wanting over the past 4 years..."

i start weighing the positive and negative aspects

positive:

attraction is high
DTF all day, at least over the past month, bj's and tit fucking included
intelligent
motivated
doesn't gripe about my music or skating
likes to travel

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lives with a terrible parent
is kind of constantly melancholy
kind of anxious and not full of self esteem
doesn't drink or smoke at all
stated "children are parasites"
doesn't like to go out to clubs/bars... only museums and shit like that... which is great, but on a friday night?


and i'm having difficulty coming to a conclusion. fuckin a

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« Reply #2545 on: March 08, 2010, 06:05:00 PM »
all of those negatives you listed besides the parent one sound tight to me.
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« Reply #2546 on: March 08, 2010, 07:31:48 PM »
all of those negatives you listed besides the parent one sound tight to me.

they're definitely not the worst, that's for sure. i'm tangled up in this shit... i'm impossible to satisfy... it would just be nice if she was confident enough to go out and not worry about people staring at her while she shoots pool... i'll figure it out.

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« Reply #2547 on: March 08, 2010, 10:20:21 PM »
oh, and also another idea,

put a tampon up ur butt and when u want 2, u can take it out and jack off onto it and it will absorb it all.

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« Reply #2548 on: March 08, 2010, 10:51:16 PM »
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all of those negatives you listed besides the parent one sound tight to me.
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they're definitely not the worst, that's for sure. i'm tangled up in this shit... i'm impossible to satisfy... it would just be nice if she was confident enough to go out and not worry about people staring at her while she shoots pool... i'll figure it out.

let her be like that, shy girls are good. its only a problem because you think it is.  if she goes to bars and shit with you,  she goes to places like that because she wants to spend time with you, take it as a good thing.
 

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« Reply #2549 on: March 08, 2010, 10:57:08 PM »
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all of those negatives you listed besides the parent one sound tight to me.
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they're definitely not the worst, that's for sure. i'm tangled up in this shit... i'm impossible to satisfy... it would just be nice if she was confident enough to go out and not worry about people staring at her while she shoots pool... i'll figure it out.
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let her be like that, shy girls are good. its only a problem because you think it is.  if she goes to bars and shit with you,  she goes to places like that because she wants to spend time with you, take it as a good thing.
 

I was just gonna say the same thing.  My girlfriend is extremely shy, and would pretty much choose staying home with me over anything else.  This kinda threw me off at first...but I've realized that is so much better than those loud annoying chicks who ALWAYS have to be the centre of attention.