real confessions

[Pelican]

i've never had a real job and i'm 20. it used to just be embarrassing, but now i really need one and nobody will hire me seeing as i have zero experience.

[TheFreshSC]

i spend way too much time on the internet.

[Boomhauer]

If there's no one else in the publice restroom, then i don't wash my hands. Unless its one of those single-person bathrooms. How can you not wash your hands after touching the nasty doornob and doorlock.

[blAck AddEr]

been having random moments of missing my ex girlfriend so fucking much i want to just text her and have been so close but refuse to because it will hurt more than it helps i really dislike her and i say fuck that bitch every time i catch myself thinking about her and shit like i hate her even though it isn't true and i know the only reason i dislike her so much right now is because she fucking hurt me

im in the same boat dude. except i relapsed today and texted her.

[relevant to my intrests]

Expand Quote

been having random moments of missing my ex girlfriend so fucking much i want to just text her and have been so close but refuse to because it will hurt more than it helps i really dislike her and i say fuck that bitch every time i catch myself thinking about her and shit like i hate her even though it isn't true and i know the only reason i dislike her so much right now is because she fucking hurt me

[close]

im in the same boat dude. except i relapsed today and texted her.

damn doesn't it suck i have had txts ready to go all i had to do was press send but i stop myself every time. I hope you texting her was worth it

[rawbertson.]

i've never had a real job and i'm 20. it used to just be embarrassing, but now i really need one and nobody will hire me seeing as i have zero experience.

shit you are lucky. i had to start working when i was 14. my parents made me. i wasted all my money selfishly though which sucks.

[bonerjams03]

to make a long story short, I found my dad's day-planner type thing the other day and found out he's been banging hookers behind my mom's back.
I'm not too close with my family or anything and it's pretty much eating me up inside thinking about it. I know this is a really fucked up thing to post on a messageboard but I could use a few anonymous opinions seeing as I don't want to bring it up with my friends.

[BriDen]

I want a day planner now, just to put "Friday 3:00 pm - Bang a hooker"

[zipzinger666]

to make a long story short, I found my dad's day-planner type thing the other day and found out he's been banging hookers behind my mom's back.
I'm not too close with my family or anything and it's pretty much eating me up inside thinking about it. I know this is a really fucked up thing to post on a messageboard but I could use a few anonymous opinions seeing as I don't want to bring it up with my friends.

as fucked up as that is, who writes that shit down in a planner?

10am- conference call to corporate

12pm- lunch with clients

1pm- fill out spreadsheets

4pm- meet up with chantel

8pm- go to the bars

10pm- meet up with stacy, call it a night if whiskey dick sets in

[bonerjams03]

hahaha, fuck you guys. as I said at the beginning, I could explain a lot further into it but I decided to make it short.
want more details? there's an area in town that is infamous for it's sex trade. my dad is fairly high-up in the ranks of a health authority. he does a lot of shit day-to-day so he tends to write things down.
I was moving his day-planner and a ripped off piece of a pack of smokes fell out. on the back, it had written something along the lines of "quickie in (scummy part of town), 3:30."
also, upon further investigation, there were lists of ladies' names and phone numbers nearing the back of his day-planner. a few minutes of googling had me on the erotic services page of craigslist in my city.

poke fun all you want. all I know is that it's a fucked up sit.uation and I don't know whether or not to leave it be or confront my dad and basically ruin my family.

[Boomhauer]

confront your dad and be all like

[TheFreshSC]

to make a long story short, I found my dad's day-planner type thing the other day and found out he's been banging hookers behind my mom's back.
I'm not too close with my family or anything and it's pretty much eating me up inside thinking about it. I know this is a really fucked up thing to post on a messageboard but I could use a few anonymous opinions seeing as I don't want to bring it up with my friends.

that's really shitty.

to make you feel better i would post stuff i know about my dad, but i think too many people here know me on facebook

[TheHyphyVelociraptor]

to make a long story short, I found my dad's day-planner type thing the other day and found out he's been banging hookers behind my mom's back.
I'm not too close with my family or anything and it's pretty much eating me up inside thinking about it. I know this is a really fucked up thing to post on a messageboard but I could use a few anonymous opinions seeing as I don't want to bring it up with my friends.

Confront your dad. If anything goes wrong, it will just be awkward between your dad and you. If you talk to your mom or anyone else in your family about this, your parents will probably get a divorce as soon as possible.

[Chris P. Bacon]

yeah dude thats really shitty sorry, but i would go ahead and confront him about it, its not fair you should have to suffer letting it eat you up on the inside while hes out there doing shit yaknow? i dont know your family and all but if your mothers a nice lady im sure she wouldnt want that goin on behind her back. good luck.

[BriDen]

Hey man, I wasn't trying to make fun of the situation itself, just the way you put it. The situation sucks, obviously. And if you want my opinion, I'll give it to you.

My mom and dad haven't gotten along for the last 10 years. It has seriously warped my perception of "relationships" and marriage especially, just from being around it so long and seeing them hate each other, only staying together for the sake of me and my two sisters. I'm 99% sure that they will be divorced or at least separated within weeks of us all moving out. It might be something to consider if you've got younger siblings and you don't want them growing up with that.

If a man is willing to cheat on his wife, I personally wouldn't trust him with anything. So if you talk to your dad and he says he'll do something about it, that's bullshit. Talking to him would at least make you feel better knowing that it's out there, but most likely, nothing will change. The main thing I've always thought of is that IF my wife was cheating on me and my friend/son/whomever did NOT tell me, that would be a huge betrayal on their part. I would feel I deserve to know that my wife is breaking her promise to be faithful to me, so I would tell your mom if you can live with that. However, the last part is entirely up to you; nobody else can make that choice for you.

[kilgore.]

fuck that shit, blackmail his ass and make him take you along for the ride.

[CeeyMar]

to make a long story short, I found my dad's day-planner type thing the other day and found out he's been banging hookers behind my mom's back.
I'm not too close with my family or anything and it's pretty much eating me up inside thinking about it. I know this is a really fucked up thing to post on a messageboard but I could use a few anonymous opinions seeing as I don't want to bring it up with my friends.

Your name is kinda ironic but yah that sucks, nothing worse then infidelity.

[Boomhauer]

Hey, his planner never said that he's actually going out to bone hookers. You said his planner said "quickie at *slum village.*" What if this "quickie" is code for doing good deeds in this bad area of town? Like helping out in a soup kitchen or giving prostis financial help. Or he could just be going there for drugs. Think optimistically.

[oyolar]

Hey, his planner never said that he's actually going out to bone hookers. You said his planner said "quickie at *slum village.*" What if this "quickie" is code for doing good deeds in this bad area of town? Like helping out in a soup kitchen or giving prostis financial help. Or he could just be going there for drugs. Think optimistically.

To be slightly more serious/optimistic, you said he worked for some health organization, so maybe he's talking to prostitutes for a study or something.

[rawbertson.]

wah

[BriDen]

Expand Quote

Hey, his planner never said that he's actually going out to bone hookers. You said his planner said "quickie at *slum village.*" What if this "quickie" is code for doing good deeds in this bad area of town? Like helping out in a soup kitchen or giving prostis financial help. Or he could just be going there for drugs. Think optimistically.

[close]

To be slightly more serious/optimistic, you said he worked for some health organization, so maybe he's talking to prostitutes for a study or something.

Yeah! Okay I've got it all figured out. Your dad is tired of the boring job he has now. He wants to start up his own small business, maybe a bakery. He's been visiting that part of town where he knows he can find women who will eat his free food. However, your dad was never a spelling whiz in school, so he's been misspelling "quiche" since 4th grade. Common mistake.

[oyolar]

Expand Quote

Expand Quote

Hey, his planner never said that he's actually going out to bone hookers. You said his planner said "quickie at *slum village.*" What if this "quickie" is code for doing good deeds in this bad area of town? Like helping out in a soup kitchen or giving prostis financial help. Or he could just be going there for drugs. Think optimistically.

[close]

To be slightly more serious/optimistic, you said he worked for some health organization, so maybe he's talking to prostitutes for a study or something.

[close]

Yeah! Okay I've got it all figured out. Your dad is tired of the boring job he has now. He wants to start up his own small business, maybe a bakery. He's been visiting that part of town where he knows he can find women who will eat his free food. However, your dad was never a spelling whiz in school, so he's been misspelling "quiche" since 4th grade. Common mistake.

SLAP: Solving Problems and Saving Marriages.

[nocomply]

hahaha, fuck you guys. as I said at the beginning, I could explain a lot further into it but I decided to make it short.
want more details? there's an area in town that is infamous for it's sex trade. my dad is fairly high-up in the ranks of a health authority. he does a lot of shit day-to-day so he tends to write things down.
I was moving his day-planner and a ripped off piece of a pack of smokes fell out. on the back, it had written something along the lines of "quickie in (scummy part of town), 3:30."
also, upon further investigation, there were lists of ladies' names and phone numbers nearing the back of his day-planner. a few minutes of googling had me on the erotic services page of craigslist in my city.

poke fun all you want. all I know is that it's a fucked up sit.uation and I don't know whether or not to leave it be or confront my dad and basically ruin my family.

That's a tough one. I'd say that you should prob confront your dad and tell him you know what's up. If you don't, I'm sure you're going to be carrying some major guilt about not telling your mom. It sounds like you're a young dude and there's no reason you should be carrying around that guilt for the sake of saving your dad's ass. If he's cheating, it's HIM that tearing up the family... not you.  Give him a time frame to fess up. Tell him he has a few days to tell your mom or you're going to let your mom know. You might want to make some copies of those journal entries if you can get your hands on that thing again. Good luck.

[Evil Kraken from the Arctic Sea]

Yea, seriously, make copies. People never believe you when you tell them their partner is cheating on them. It's some kind of self defense mechanism and i wouldn't count on your mom believing you.


Anyways, it's time for an update...did you confront him?

[skate_bored]

pretty sure im addicted to masturbating. i have sex daily with my lady and still find myself sneaking in a quick j-o anytime i have 20 minutes to spare.

[jack burton]

^ i miss these skate_bored posts/confessions.

[skate_bored]

^ i miss these skate_bored posts/confessions.

after i posted that last night i told myself i'd go a week without jerkin it....just came home between class and work to jerk it. fuck.

[rawbertson.]

i seriously mall grab all the time. i actually think it is a very ergonimical way to hold your skateboard. i had heard the term on this site many times and wasnt sure what it was, then a little kid! called me out on it! i laughed really hard and i said "i am lame i guess" but he still wanted to skate with me in the end so i guess it is not the end of the world. i find it way more awkward to hold the board by the wood, you gotta like get it scooped under your arm and shit, then it cuts up your shirt or arm. fuck that.

[vince the stud]

you need one of those haha

[skate_bored]

i seriously mall grab all the time. i actually think it is a very ergonimical way to hold your skateboard. i had heard the term on this site many times and wasnt sure what it was, then a little kid! called me out on it! i laughed really hard and i said "i am lame i guess" but he still wanted to skate with me in the end so i guess it is not the end of the world. i find it way more awkward to hold the board by the wood, you gotta like get it scooped under your arm and shit, then it cuts up your shirt or arm. fuck that.

ill confess that even though i make jokes and talk shit on the mall grabbers, it definitely is the best way to hold your board. the coolest way to hold your board is by the nose though....i think?