real confessions

[Chris P. Bacon]

pretty sure im addicted to masturbating. i have sex daily with my lady and still find myself sneaking in a quick j-o anytime i have 20 minutes to spare.

i feel the same way... girlfriend and all, i just like watching porn and jerking off whenever theres time haha

[rawbertson.]

i love the song mountain man by crash kings

[raul]

Couldn't get it up tonight.

[alrightythen]

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i seriously mall grab all the time. i actually think it is a very ergonimical way to hold your skateboard. i had heard the term on this site many times and wasnt sure what it was, then a little kid! called me out on it! i laughed really hard and i said "i am lame i guess" but he still wanted to skate with me in the end so i guess it is not the end of the world. i find it way more awkward to hold the board by the wood, you gotta like get it scooped under your arm and shit, then it cuts up your shirt or arm. fuck that.

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ill confess that even though i make jokes and talk shit on the mall grabbers, it definitely is the best way to hold your board. the coolest way to hold your board is by the nose though....i think?

i hate it. the truck is always so cold and has all these splinters.

[skate_bored]

Couldn't get it up tonight.

my first immediate thought was "damn, i havent been drunk since saturday"

[The Ghost of Lenny Kirk]

i push switch mongo sometimes because its easier to do and I keep seeing it in footy from people like gino so it can't be that bad, and if the tricks good, maybe that justifies the push?

[rawbertson.]

i push switch mongo sometimes because its easier to do and I keep seeing it in footy from people like gino so it can't be that bad, and if the tricks good, maybe that justifies the push?

man switch mongo is where its at fools who push both ways are blowin it no one even knows which way they skate wtf

but seriously i think switch mongo is going to become a thing of the past very quickly. i dont think anyone under 20 does it.

[Foray]

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i push switch mongo sometimes because its easier to do and I keep seeing it in footy from people like gino so it can't be that bad, and if the tricks good, maybe that justifies the push?

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man switch mongo is where its at fools who push both ways are blowin it no one even knows which way they skate wtf

but seriously i think switch mongo is going to become a thing of the past very quickly. i dont think anyone under 20 does it.

I feel so stupid pushing switch.  I got a powerful switch mongo though.  Stevie and Kalis' switch mongo at Love Park is so ghetto stomped, I love it.

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pretty sure im addicted to masturbating. i have sex daily with my lady and still find myself sneaking in a quick j-o anytime i have 20 minutes to spare.

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i feel the same way... girlfriend and all, i just like watching porn and jerking off whenever theres time haha

I can relate.  We all still want our own special alone time. 

[Smurph]

hahaha, fuck you guys. as I said at the beginning, I could explain a lot further into it but I decided to make it short.
want more details? there's an area in town that is infamous for it's sex trade. my dad is fairly high-up in the ranks of a health authority. he does a lot of shit day-to-day so he tends to write things down.
I was moving his day-planner and a ripped off piece of a pack of smokes fell out. on the back, it had written something along the lines of "quickie in (scummy part of town), 3:30."
also, upon further investigation, there were lists of ladies' names and phone numbers nearing the back of his day-planner. a few minutes of googling had me on the erotic services page of craigslist in my city.

poke fun all you want. all I know is that it's a fucked up sit.uation and I don't know whether or not to leave it be or confront my dad and basically ruin my family.

I'm sure you have common sense and all but if you do choose to confront him about it make sure you don't say it too explicitly; i.e don't accuse him. Tell him you were moving his 'planner' (I can't help but think this is funny for some reason. As in: 'Son, can you move my planner, it's clogging up the hallway') and...you know the rest.

[jack burton]

i miss my old hard drive more than i miss most people.

[tiger woods]

I'm just so tired of living.   

[loophole]

i'm tormented by lazy boners.

[jeremyrandall]

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pretty sure im addicted to masturbating. i have sex daily with my lady and still find myself sneaking in a quick j-o anytime i have 20 minutes to spare.

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i feel the same way... girlfriend and all, i just like watching porn and jerking off whenever theres time haha

I can relate.  We all still want our own special alone time. 
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I've come to the conclusion that I have better orgasms when I jerk off then when I have sex.  Not that sex isn't fucking awesome...but blowing my load feels better for some reason when I'm not humping away.

Which is why blowjobs are the best fucking thing on the planet!!

[overheated]

i push switch mongo sometimes because its easier to do and I keep seeing it in footy from people like gino so it can't be that bad, and if the tricks good, maybe that justifies the push?

Switch mongo looks awesome, plus makes it clear you're skating switch which makes it slightly more bearable cause people won't just think you suck I push switch regs as a result of having pushed reg mongo when I started skating and I wish I pushed switch mongo, just feels really unnatural.

[Brewseph]

I'm starting to think that I let fear control my life.  Im constantly thinking that im going to be that one guy you know that randomly dies for no reason.

[TheHyphyVelociraptor]

I just found out that Matt Bennett went pro.

[Brewseph]

I think I dislike you.  whoever you are.

[H8R part 4]

way long ago, i was visiting my GF at her HS.  i didn't go to school there so i couldn't get into her classes but she had sub for spanish class that day, so i snuck in and pretend to be one of the kids that was absent.  the sub says that she giving us a pop quiz so of course everyone in class was bummed because when you get a sub you usually get to goof off and shit.
everybody in her class knew i wasn't supposed to be there but for whatever reason, i told them i was in AP spanish in my school, that they don't need to worry since they could all copy off me.  mind you i didn't know i lick of spanish other than maybe a curse word or two.
anyway, i did such a good job selling myself before the test, that they didn't even bother read the questions, they just stayed looking at me, waiting for me to mouthed them the answers.  the whole test was multiple choice and i just randomly picked a,b,c,d like i knew what i was talking about, all the while playing down the test like it was some kindergarten shit.  they totally bought it.     

so the next day i get a call from my GF telling me that everyone failed and everyone in her class wanted to kill me!
kind of random to share this but i ran into her on facebook and its the first thing that popped into my head. 

[HappyLittleBlondeBoy]

My mom and I are going to this concert after my soccer game this weekend!

[TheFreshSC]

My mom and I are going to this concert after my soccer game this weekend!

excellent fake account

[HappyLittleBlondeBoy]

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My mom and I are going to this concert after my soccer game this weekend!

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excellent fake account

What do you mean?

[Soul Doubt]

People say I am an asshole because my father was, I think that most humans need to jump off bridges and i need to motivate them.

[overheated]

I always feel like I look really awkward on a board, its a bit of a hang up of mine and so I actually got stoked when my gf said my ea skate character's style looks like mine 

[DEDBBIS]

I was en route to hooking up with the daughter of the California Skateparks owner until I puked on myself. The next night I had a chance for redemption but pissed myself.

[Zurg]

you should shit yourself in front of her and maybe she'll admire you for going for the triple crown

[saucy ragu]

I was en route to hooking up with the daughter of the California Skateparks owner until I puked on myself. The next night I had a chance for redemption but pissed myself.

Jesus dude!

I'm really into this girl I met a couple weeks ago,this girl is too cute and I haven't been nervous in front of a chick in so long. She was even in my dream last night. That's only happened with a few girls in my case, so it's pretty heavy. Bad thing is my buddy was hooking up with her a bit, and he's letting me crash on his couch for the summer for really cheap. She's also our roommate. Iceberg ahead!

[Brewseph]

Im an alcoholic

[Mein Fuhrer! I can walk!]

Im an alcoholic

An actual, legit alcohol addict ? Or the student kind ?
Because if you were an actual addict, that would suck and if you were just a guy who drank himself fuckface every week, calling himself an alcoholic, you would suck

[larry bertlemann]

I'm really into this girl I met a couple weeks ago,this girl is too cute and I haven't been nervous in front of a chick in so long. She was even in my dream last night. That's only happened with a few girls in my case, so it's pretty heavy. Bad thing is my buddy was hooking up with her a bit, and he's letting me crash on his couch for the summer for really cheap. She's also our roommate. Iceberg ahead!

fuck that sucks.. i believe its pronounced "manaja twa"?

[Mackattack]

I "dip" on a regular basis