real confessions

[MrDreamPop]

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Tomorrow I am buying black tar heroin and meth amphetamines. I've done meth, but never heroin. : )

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how'd that 'eroin endeavour go?? ya smoke or shoot it??

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Shoot it into the dick. James Brockman style

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This is a serious question, I'm not trying to critique your lifestyle. why do you do drugs?

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cause the poor guy can play 38 instruments, has a big dick, and lives in sunny california. you haven't felt pain until you've lived that life

pics or gtfo

i always gotta take a shit before i jerk off and i take my pants completely off for maximum ass spread

[GISM]

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Tomorrow I am buying black tar heroin and meth amphetamines. I've done meth, but never heroin. : )

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how'd that 'eroin endeavour go?? ya smoke or shoot it??

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Shoot it into the dick. James Brockman style

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This is a serious question, I'm not trying to critique your lifestyle. why do you do drugs?

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cause the poor guy can play 38 instruments, has a big dick, and lives in sunny california. you haven't felt pain until you've lived that life

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pics or gtfo

i always gotta take a shit before i jerk off and i take my pants completely off for maximum ass spread

For the shit or the jerk?

I've focused this account twice

[MrDreamPop]

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Tomorrow I am buying black tar heroin and meth amphetamines. I've done meth, but never heroin. : )

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how'd that 'eroin endeavour go?? ya smoke or shoot it??

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Shoot it into the dick. James Brockman style

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This is a serious question, I'm not trying to critique your lifestyle. why do you do drugs?

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cause the poor guy can play 38 instruments, has a big dick, and lives in sunny california. you haven't felt pain until you've lived that life

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pics or gtfo

i always gotta take a shit before i jerk off and i take my pants completely off for maximum ass spread

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For the shit or the jerk?

I've focused this account twice

i was talking about the shit, but i do also have my pants completely off for the jerk.  which brings me to another confession.  i usually hold onto my nuts with my empty hand when i jerk so i don't have them bouncing all over the place.  i go hard.

[Zurg]

I take my shirt of when I shit, no matter where I am.

my friend claims those are called "fat man shits". not sure why exactly

[sven thorkel]

i'm guessing because fat man poops are largely a guessing game. it would be hard to know where the hole is when you got layers upon layers of flabby flesh; therefore, they have to take their shirts off because they could easily end up getting some poop on their favorite hawaiian shirt 

[smokecrack]

moms used to work at this big lady clothing store called catherine's. they'd get pissed if the ac wasn't on. summer, winter, whatever. fat people sweat a lot, so i guess they have to get close to naked when they take shits or else it'll be a sweatfest in the shitter room.

[dolphinstyle.]

Tonight, I went to an AC/DC cover band concert. The band was called AC/ID.
The drummer looked like this just 56 years old

the guitar palyer stripped and was a fatso.
the audience, in essence, looked like this

[boyan]

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I take my shirt of when I shit, no matter where I am.

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my friend claims those are called "fat man shits". not sure why exactly

they always sweat when shitting, so taking the shirt of feels nice

honstely, I'm not fat and it feels nice

[overheated]

I don't really like most of the people I skate with.

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moms used to work at this big lady clothing store called catherine's/

why dont you just say my mom?  your not black and even so it sounds stupid.

[BriDen]

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moms used to work at this big lady clothing store called catherine's/

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why dont you just say my mom?  your not black and even so it sounds stupid.

Maybe he was just stating a fact... there were multiple mothers who worked at a fat lady store.

[cold budweisers]

Tonight, I went to an AC/DC cover band concert. The band was called AC/ID.
The drummer looked like this just 56 years old

the guitar palyer stripped and was a fatso.
the audience, in essence, looked like this

go drown yourself in mountain dew while playing xbox.

[max power]

go drown yourself in mountain dew while playing xbox.

sounds like heaven, so long as you're talking bout code red.

[pekkaaa]

I feel like I have nothing in common with with almost all non-skaters.

[Wom Taits]

I fucked my dead brother's wife when he was still alive.

[Beer Keg Peg Leg]

^

one of the best.

[ASSHOLES and ELBOW GREASE]

Corey Kennedy back tailed big flip out a handrail, and the Chocolate video is pushed back a year.

[Joe Pesci]

if i try to look at every day life from a non skateboarding standpoint, i always come up with nothing. like if i try to imagine what everyone does every day since they dont skateboard, i literally cant think of anything

[IskateBaker]

i'd say i skate alone 98% of the time

[TheFreshSC]

^ this

[jimi420]

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i'd say i skate alone 98% of the time

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there's been many times when i've thought about quitting because of this. it usually lasts for a day then i get back out there.

I've tried to commit suicide three times. once in third grade, the night i overdosed, and a month after that. i tried to hang myself but the rope slipped. i figured that was some sort of sign (or i suck at knots.) never told anyone.

[ice nine]

Soon your dreads should be strong enough for another go

[BriDen]

If at first you don't succeed...

[TheFreshSC]

easy on the suicide jokes, homie just got dumped

[Stephen King Kong]

I drink by myself, prefer it even.

[vince the stud]

easy on the suicide jokes, homie just got dumped

[saucy ragu]

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i'd say i skate alone 100% of the time

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This probably sounds lame, but there's worst confessions in this thread. ? It will be exactly 7 months since we have seen each other at the end of this month. I feel completely lost and lonely. I've been a recluse for these 7 months, barley doing anything. The only time I leave the house is for college and a few errands. Also my school work has suffered and I've been procrastinating more than before (so far I have 4 A's and 1 C). All I care about is our phone conversations and everything else is being put second, I just don't care about anything, some how she motivates me without doing anything. It's odd. I know life will be back to normal again......

Yeah it does sound lame. It's "real confessions," you just get shit off your chest. It's not a competition. If you're going to look at it that way, then I'd like to confess that your problems ain't shit, and you need to stop being a pussy and go fuck other women.

[TheFreshSC]

^ i think crass is engaged.

anyway, i've never related to song lyrics before in the way i do to these

[BriDen]

I guess you could say it's hard to pass Crass's ass.

[MyUserName]

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i'd say i skate alone 100% of the time

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This probably sounds lame, but there's worst confessions in this thread. ? It will be exactly 7 months since we have seen each other at the end of this month. I feel completely lost and lonely. I've been a recluse for these 7 months, barley doing anything. The only time I leave the house is for college and a few errands. Also my school work has suffered and I've been procrastinating more than before (so far I have 4 A's and 1 C). All I care about is our phone conversations and everything else is being put second, I just don't care about anything, some how she motivates me without doing anything. It's odd. I know life will be back to normal again......

I guess I'll do another, bored right now. I aspire to become a counselor, but I really don't like dealing with people. It sound contradicting. I hate when a cashier or some random person ask about my day or a quick chat. I really don't care about a random person's day, it's rare that I do. And most people are boring imo. And I hate people that constantly keep talking even though you're walking away...I just came from 2 damn products not hear to chat with you. I do have a passion for helping others, but I have to be willing to do it. It's an innate feature, my grandpa told me a few stories of me helping others as a small toddler/child. The highlight of these 7 months was feeding the homeless in LA's skid row. I like giving a helping hand to those down on their lives. I have such a passion for psychology/sociology I analyze people often...so that adds to be wanting to become a counselor.

I'm the opposite, I love talking with (not to) pretty much anyone. I only use self checkouts at stores if I'm in a rush.