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Re: real confessions
« Reply #150 on: December 06, 2006, 12:35:41 PM »
jared... if you kept fucking her in the butt, no wonder she went gay. Now she thinks that straight sex = turned out colon.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #151 on: December 06, 2006, 12:39:24 PM »
or mabey she thought you were gay cause you loved the butt so much and that she didnt want to be a practice session for when you step up to the big boys (litterly) so she went les to mirror you
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #152 on: December 06, 2006, 01:25:30 PM »
I'm totally for gay rites n shit, but y r they such faggz??? Forreal.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #153 on: December 06, 2006, 01:50:03 PM »
i have the same name as 2 pro skaters and know thats why a few skaters who became my friends started to talk to me
whats your name?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #154 on: December 06, 2006, 01:52:18 PM »
It has to be Steve Olsen, huh?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #155 on: December 06, 2006, 01:56:23 PM »
I've actually never had butt sex...she wasn't into that.  just saying...after 2 years of anal gouping, vaginal sludge flinging, pimple popping, intestine slurping sexual intercourse, she went her wierd way.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #156 on: December 06, 2006, 02:00:28 PM »
"Front row tickets to a bomb ass play"
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i moved to my city 1 year ago and i'm becomming a little hero here ... everybody thinks that i'm really cool, even the girls fight each other because of me. people are talking how a cool guy i am and stuff.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #157 on: December 06, 2006, 02:17:52 PM »
Iīm really good looking .... making music with guitar and singing

sounds like we got a new james blunt on our hands
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i moved to my city 1 year ago and i'm becomming a little hero here ... everybody thinks that i'm really cool, even the girls fight each other because of me. people are talking how a cool guy i am and stuff.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #158 on: December 06, 2006, 02:21:35 PM »
i love james blunt...oh gosh.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #159 on: December 06, 2006, 09:15:35 PM »
i need porn

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #160 on: December 06, 2006, 10:25:40 PM »
i used to need skateboarding more than i actually enjoyed it....

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #161 on: December 06, 2006, 11:14:57 PM »
i can nollie hardflip but cant nollie backside flip

i can nollie inward heel but cant nollie 180 heel

i talk alot of crakkka this and that but my best friend is a female one

i hate the police but thank the LORD for them

i hate slap but still i post here to entertain my damnself

i subconciously watch the negro parts before the crakkkas(ie galiea in get tricks, sheffey in virtual, bastien in sorry etc)


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Re: real confessions
« Reply #162 on: December 06, 2006, 11:45:17 PM »
Some days I wonder why I skate. Then I realize its not just the skating, its the people
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Re: real confessions
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #164 on: December 07, 2006, 09:05:00 AM »
Oh I just hate how this thread totally went down since page 9 where overdose started the whole "questioning the confessions" thing. Fuck that.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #165 on: December 07, 2006, 11:28:52 AM »
i kinda like that one joan osborne song.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #166 on: December 07, 2006, 12:33:33 PM »
i kinda like that one joan osborne song.

I like a few german hip hop songs.
Hosin' out the cab of his pickup truck
He's got his 8-track playin' really fuckin' loud

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #167 on: December 07, 2006, 12:42:27 PM »
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i kinda like that one joan osborne song.
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I like a few german hip hop songs.
i like one as well. i heard it years ago and liked it then but i'd probably still like it if i heard it again.
LS stands for little sidekick, lil shit lil slug/slime etc etc

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #168 on: December 07, 2006, 01:14:59 PM »
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i kinda like that one joan osborne song.
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I like a few german hip hop songs.
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i like one as well. i heard it years ago and liked it then but i'd probably still like it if i heard it again.

i love that waskeburt song by De Jeugd Van Tegenwoordig. i dont understand a single word.

i love ed banger records. electro in general

i hate mickey avalon

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #169 on: December 07, 2006, 01:17:42 PM »
I hate job searching.

I had a blind date last night and it sucked.

I drink coke more than anything else...had a coke for breakfast this morning.

I hate Panic! at the disco...

the girl I went out with last night loves them.  huge turn-off...

Pretty much every girl I know is obsessed with how sexy I am...but I just don't know which one's to fuck.  they're all so pretty...I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings.

I'm a liar.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #170 on: December 07, 2006, 01:25:16 PM »
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i kinda like that one joan osborne song.
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I like a few german hip hop songs.
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i like one as well. i heard it years ago and liked it then but i'd probably still like it if i heard it again.
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i love that waskeburt song by De Jeugd Van Tegenwoordig. i dont understand a single word.

That sounds more like dutch to me. At least the name definitely is. Dutch hiphop must be weird...
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #171 on: December 07, 2006, 01:28:29 PM »
ferry once sent me a opzgewolle(sp?) song, i couldn't really get into it. that's my only dutch hiphop i've ever heard.
LS stands for little sidekick, lil shit lil slug/slime etc etc

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #172 on: December 07, 2006, 02:05:07 PM »
yeah and pretty much the best. i've been to like 7 or 8 shows of them.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #173 on: December 08, 2006, 01:32:58 PM »
i sometimes see little kids and think if i could ollie them on flats. ones that are just able to stand, i want to have a kid just so i can ollie him and not get a lawsuit. i think that would make for some bad ass footy
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i moved to my city 1 year ago and i'm becomming a little hero here ... everybody thinks that i'm really cool, even the girls fight each other because of me. people are talking how a cool guy i am and stuff.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #174 on: December 08, 2006, 02:01:24 PM »
i sometimes see little kids and think if i could ollie them on flats. ones that are just able to stand, i want to have a kid just so i can ollie him and not get a lawsuit. i think that would make for some bad ass footy
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #175 on: December 08, 2006, 02:28:44 PM »
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-I work out on a regular basis (gasp!)
-I'm a big pussy
-I like all sorts of music
-I'd rather surf than skate
-I whack it a lot
-Old people piss me off
-I have Asperger's Syndrome

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #176 on: December 08, 2006, 03:12:32 PM »
cant do tre flips
cant do any nollie flips
like the band boston
i haven't had sex in a year
Im 18 and I go to community college

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #177 on: December 08, 2006, 03:25:01 PM »
i respect eminems skills and lyrics even though im not a huge fan, hes a genius.
im obsessed with CSI. all of them.
i have never been wrong about something in my entire life. atleast thats what i believe.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #178 on: December 08, 2006, 03:49:54 PM »
what's wrong with community college?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #179 on: December 08, 2006, 04:19:21 PM »
My parents put a high premium on me going to a  4 year school and getting a degree so I can have some security in my life. My dad immagrated here from mexico and is the only one among his siblings to go to college, he's also a guidance conseller, so college is important to him to say the least. Basically all i heard growing was up "Go to a good college so you can have a good life". My high school was a fucking joke, i should have taken ap classes so i could have had something to do in class other than art or history of racism projects. I pretty much blew off high school by not going but i guess its cool i have a second chance.
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