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Re: real confessions
« Reply #3120 on: December 31, 2011, 01:58:51 PM »
This is about to be a new year everyone. Time for us all to take control of our lives. You can take the first step today. Decide to be thankful for all that you have in your life.

Edit: I am starting to feel like Tony Robbins. Seriously though people, if I can change my life you can too. You would be surprised how many more people will want to be in your life once you are happy with yourself.
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« Reply #3121 on: December 31, 2011, 08:46:05 PM »
What do you mean you fixed your foreskin?

I had to stretch it  :-\

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« Reply #3122 on: December 31, 2011, 09:39:34 PM »
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What do you mean you fixed your foreskin?
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I had to stretch it?  :-\
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you couldnt pull it back at all?

A little bit, but not enough. All good now but, ppheewww

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« Reply #3123 on: January 01, 2012, 05:48:56 PM »
 - I find it difficult to communicate with almost all people, i really think its pointless almost everyone is stupid.

- My family included, and i sometimes feel sorry about this because they love me.

- I think the communication thing is worse with women, i havent had something more than one night stand for about three years. I get into conversations with girls and i get bored so much with their non sense bullshit that i lose my apetite even for sex with them. I dont bother anymore talkin to girls unless they talk to me. It usually ends with "you are such an asshole" because i tell them they are boring and stupid.

- I am 23 yo and getting bald. I dont give a fuck but i really hate people who point out that my hair is thinning. I mean i got a mirror at home i know that already, tell me something i dont know. One of my best friends is getting bald too and when he gets comments like that he gets really depressed. I really wanna punch those people just for that.

- I suck at skating but its the only thing along with music that makes me happy. Cruising in the city just ollieing shit 50-50in and wallies, while listening to music is better than sex for sure.

- My friends are telling me that i am becoming crazy and asocial, because i get out of home only to skate or to excercise or go to the university. Most of the time i stay in and play the bass or study. No partying for months now. I think i am getting old.




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« Reply #3124 on: January 01, 2012, 05:57:47 PM »
Skateboarding keeps me alive if someone took it away from me I would most likely commit suicide. I've never found something I've been stuck to in my life. I've kept off so many things just so I can stay skating. Hopefully I can stay this way.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #3125 on: January 02, 2012, 03:31:00 PM »
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What do you mean you fixed your foreskin?
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I had to stretch it??  :-\
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you couldnt pull it back at all?
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A little bit, but not enough. All good now but, ppheewww
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Ah, thats so weird how that happens.
I used to be embarrassed by my foreskin. In high school guys in the locker room (no one was naked) would ask who was circumcised and who wasn't. Only 1 guy admitted he was uncircumcised. They all laughed and when they asked me I lied. My foreskin barely covered my head, but I kept putting it behind the head so it could look "normal". So now my foreskin is permanently behind my head if that makes any sense. It wasnt until in late in high school or college that I didn't care. It's natural to have one and sex is better for me and the girl. So now I'm actually happy I have it.
That's such a weird cultural thing, is circumsicion still such a common thing in the States (assuming you are both from there)? I don't think anyone at all is circumcised around here, not that I go around looking for hoodless penises  ;)

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« Reply #3126 on: January 02, 2012, 09:15:45 PM »
I'm from Australia, and as far as I know circumcision is pretty uncommon here. The dudes that are circumcised and open about it are payed out. Its pretty common to hear someone say 'Give me some skin! Oh wait, nevermind' to circumcised boys. I never even knew I had a problem till about halfway through last year. When I watched porn I just assumed that they were all circumcised.

Apparently its not uncommon though,about 10% of uncircumcised boys have it.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #3127 on: January 02, 2012, 10:09:45 PM »
I'm from Australia, and as far as I know circumcision is pretty uncommon here. The dudes that are circumcised and open about it are payed out. Its pretty common to hear someone say 'Give me some skin! Oh wait, nevermind' to circumcised boys. I never even knew I had a problem till about halfway through last year. When I watched porn I just assumed that they were all circumcised.

Apparently its not uncommon though,about 10% of uncircumcised boys have it.

Are you saying being circumcised is a problem?

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« Reply #3128 on: January 02, 2012, 10:27:50 PM »
I think I'm becomingr depressed again..  I've been spending the last days of break by myself playing Xbox and listening to music and school starts Wednesday..  Fuck.  And I have to pay for two bullshit speeding tickets, which means I have to get a job.. I just hope I can take traffic school..  If any of you guys know how to get out of a ticket please let me know.

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« Reply #3129 on: January 03, 2012, 02:37:17 AM »
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I'm from Australia, and as far as I know circumcision is pretty uncommon here. The dudes that are circumcised and open about it are payed out. Its pretty common to hear someone say 'Give me some skin! Oh wait, nevermind' to circumcised boys. I never even knew I had a problem till about halfway through last year. When I watched porn I just assumed that they were all circumcised.

Apparently its not uncommon though,about 10% of uncircumcised boys have it.
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Are you saying being circumcised is a problem?

Nah, the problem was phimosis. Read my earlier posts.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #3130 on: January 03, 2012, 06:15:29 AM »
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I'm from Australia, and as far as I know circumcision is pretty uncommon here. The dudes that are circumcised and open about it are payed out. Its pretty common to hear someone say 'Give me some skin! Oh wait, nevermind' to circumcised boys. I never even knew I had a problem till about halfway through last year. When I watched porn I just assumed that they were all circumcised.

Apparently its not uncommon though,about 10% of uncircumcised boys have it.
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Are you saying being circumcised is a problem?
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Nah, the problem was phimosis. Read my earlier posts.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I got confuzzled.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #3131 on: January 03, 2012, 06:44:25 AM »
im to shy to talk to people. new people make me so nervous i start sweating and stuttering ill turn nothing into a awkward moment in no time flat, its been bumming me out for so many years i feel like that sad feeling is just apart of me i cant beat it. also feel like im a huge let down to my mom shes never said anything like that but i can see it, your son grew up wanting to ride a skateboard and draw comic strips   sorry mom.

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« Reply #3132 on: January 03, 2012, 08:18:30 AM »
im to shy to talk to people. new people make me so nervous i start sweating and stuttering ill turn nothing into a awkward moment in no time flat, its been bumming me out for so many years i feel like that sad feeling is just apart of me i cant beat it.

pretty much the same here brother, not as bad as it used to be but still pisses me off when someone on the phone asks for my name and it takes me a minute to spit it out.

but dont worry man i know you will beat it, its all about positive thinking.
ive found that i often stutter the most when im thinking in my head "come on man just say it, dont fuck up" so this is one of those cases where ignoring something can make it go away. its all in the mind and thinking positivley. best of luck my friend

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #3133 on: January 03, 2012, 10:40:44 AM »
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What do you mean you fixed your foreskin?
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I had to stretch it  :-\

wait, how do you go about doing that? and wouldn't it hurt if it didn't do it naturally (assuming that I have an idea of what you would have to do)?


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Re: real confessions
« Reply #3134 on: January 03, 2012, 06:57:14 PM »
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What do you mean you fixed your foreskin?
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I had to stretch it  :-\
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wait, how do you go about doing that? and wouldn't it hurt if it didn't do it naturally (assuming that I have an idea of what you would have to do)?
Just watched a Penn & Teller Bullshit on circumcision. A guy takes steel anal beads and sticks it in his stretched out foreskin and tapes it to weigh it down.  :-\

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« Reply #3135 on: January 04, 2012, 04:46:20 AM »
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What do you mean you fixed your foreskin?
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I had to stretch it  :-\
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wait, how do you go about doing that? and wouldn't it hurt if it didn't do it naturally (assuming that I have an idea of what you would have to do)?
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Just watched a Penn & Teller Bullshit on circumcision. A guy takes steel anal beads and sticks it in his stretched out foreskin and tapes it to weigh it down.  :-\

Haha nah man, fuck doing that! I just pulled it back as much as I could every day and that stretched it. Completely natural

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #3136 on: January 07, 2012, 05:45:13 AM »
I don't really like getting drunk but I feel as though it's all I have in common with a lot of my friends. I hate waking up unable to remember how I behaved the night before.
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« Reply #3137 on: January 07, 2012, 08:51:51 AM »
I don't really like getting drunk but I feel as though it's all I have in common with a lot of my friends. I hate waking up unable to remember how I behaved the night before.

i love getting drunk but constantly waking up , remembering less than half of what happened and waay to much money spent made me realize you can cruise sober or stoned with your drunk friends too. it's not about alcohol

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« Reply #3138 on: January 07, 2012, 09:34:59 PM »
I don't really like getting drunk but I feel as though it's all I have in common with a lot of my friends. I hate waking up unable to remember how I behaved the night before.

I feel you. When I went to go visit some friends who moved away, being with them and the others they met saddens me. The only thing that a lot of them share is drinking and going to a party, and that's mostly it. I've given up on the endless drunken nights and whatever else comes that way. The alcohol bond is a lie, Out of the many I knew over the years only a few stayed behind and I'm perfectly fine with that.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #3139 on: January 08, 2012, 04:34:30 AM »
I have no libido.

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« Reply #3140 on: January 09, 2012, 12:37:26 PM »
I'M KILLING IT!!!!!!

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« Reply #3141 on: January 09, 2012, 12:52:44 PM »
I tend to blow it with girls a lot of the time. I'm just regular when it comes to realizing a girl likes me so I end up going home empty handed. This is probably why I'm still a virgin, fuck.

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« Reply #3142 on: January 09, 2012, 02:43:46 PM »
Not fuck up really, just never make a move. Then I get dumped into the friend pool. I'm not aggressive enough.

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« Reply #3143 on: January 09, 2012, 06:14:50 PM »
Considering that last picture you posted in the "post a picture of yourself" thread with the two girls I am a little surprised to hear that.

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« Reply #3144 on: January 09, 2012, 07:08:03 PM »
Well its the sad truth.

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« Reply #3145 on: January 09, 2012, 10:41:55 PM »
I feel you Victor.  I was a virgin until I was well into my 20s.  I seem to hit friend status with girls really really fast.

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« Reply #3146 on: January 09, 2012, 10:47:36 PM »
Thanks for the reassurance.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #3147 on: January 10, 2012, 12:49:26 AM »
sounds stupid, but when you get older, girls really start to appreciate boys that dont just want to fuck them. i really wasnt very successful with women until 3 years ago, now its working great. being nice pays back, just takes more time.

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« Reply #3148 on: January 10, 2012, 03:34:13 AM »
sounds stupid, but when you get older, girls really start to appreciate boys that dont just want to fuck them. i really wasnt very successful with women until 3 years ago, now its working great. being nice pays back, just takes more time.

yup, girls date assholes all throughout education because "theyre cool" then when they get into the real world they realise nice guys are the ones theyre gonna be happy with, not the dude with the sweet beamer

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« Reply #3149 on: January 10, 2012, 03:53:56 AM »
I've basically liked the same girl for the past 3 years. I wasn't very close to her until this past year due to having more than half of my classes with her. I meet up with her every morning before class and we grab coffee and whatnot, but I feel like I'm just another friend to her, it bums me out just thinking about it. To make matters worse there's always other guys flirting with her, which is a problem because I get jealous quite easily. Shit sucks -____-