real confessions

[ivegotlevitation]

I like ABBA.

[Rumpleforeskin]

David, dude no!

[ivegotlevitation]

David, dude no!

it's awful! they're too fucking happy and cheerful and somehow I dig it.

[Cockaigne]

Whenever I have to buy TP, I feel like I go to the store telling people and the store-employees I need to take a dump. I don't like it, and try to hold out on buying it a much as possible. I'd like to see a more anonymous way of buying TP.

[Bronson]

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I have no libido.

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I get erections easily but dont get mentally aroused.

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How is this possible? My sex drive can never be satisfied. Some weeks my ex and I would fuck everyday, sometime multiple times. I still felt like I needed more sex. I'm not addicted because I know what is acceptable and how to control my urge.


Confession, I'm terrified of freeways (live in California). Two way highways are no problem, some freeways are fine because they're not too busy. I don't think I could ever make a trip to LA, the freeways are too fuckin busy and full with terrible drivers. I try to find any possible way to avoid the freeways. Its mainly stupid drivers and entering the freeways are my biggest fears.

Might be something to do with the SSRI medicine I was on for years which I quit a couple of weeks ago. I look at women/porn and can kinda see how people would think they are hot but thats it.

[ivegotlevitation]

Whenever I have to buy TP, I feel like I go to the store telling people and the store-employees I need to take a dump. I don't like it, and try to hold out on buying it a much as possible. I'd like to see a more anonymous way of buying TP.

I completely understand this.

 I wish there were anonymous ways of buying condoms. I haven't had sex yet, and probably won't until my girlfriend gets on birth control pills, but I get scared just thinking about going to the grocery store or wherever to buy condoms.

[steve]

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Whenever I have to buy TP, I feel like I go to the store telling people and the store-employees I need to take a dump. I don't like it, and try to hold out on buying it a much as possible. I'd like to see a more anonymous way of buying TP.

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I completely understand this.

 I wish there were anonymous ways of buying condoms. I haven't had sex yet, and probably won't until my girlfriend gets on birth control pills, but I get scared just thinking about going to the grocery store or wherever to buy condoms.

walk into a community health center, family planning or whatever they're called in your area. Make sure you have a back pack on. There should be a bowl full of free condoms. Spot the bowl of rubbers. Unzip pack. Take bowl in hand and over turn it into pack. Place empty bowl on table. Zip pack. walk out the door. Despite the terrifying experience you will be able to rest easy knowing that you have enough condoms to avoid the store for quite some time. 

[ivegotlevitation]

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Whenever I have to buy TP, I feel like I go to the store telling people and the store-employees I need to take a dump. I don't like it, and try to hold out on buying it a much as possible. I'd like to see a more anonymous way of buying TP.

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I completely understand this.

 I wish there were anonymous ways of buying condoms. I haven't had sex yet, and probably won't until my girlfriend gets on birth control pills, but I get scared just thinking about going to the grocery store or wherever to buy condoms.

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walk into a community health center, family planning or whatever they're called in your area. Make sure you have a back pack on. There should be a bowl full of free condoms. Spot the bowl of rubbers. Unzip pack. Take bowl in hand and over turn it into pack. Place empty bowl on table. Zip pack. walk out the door. Despite the terrifying experience you will be able to rest easy knowing that you have enough condoms to avoid the store for quite some time. 

Although it seems equally as terrifying going in to one of those places, I will certainly remember this.

[oyolar]

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Whenever I have to buy TP, I feel like I go to the store telling people and the store-employees I need to take a dump. I don't like it, and try to hold out on buying it a much as possible. I'd like to see a more anonymous way of buying TP.

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I completely understand this.

 I wish there were anonymous ways of buying condoms. I haven't had sex yet, and probably won't until my girlfriend gets on birth control pills, but I get scared just thinking about going to the grocery store or wherever to buy condoms.

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walk into a community health center, family planning or whatever they're called in your area. Make sure you have a back pack on. There should be a bowl full of free condoms. Spot the bowl of rubbers. Unzip pack. Take bowl in hand and over turn it into pack. Place empty bowl on table. Zip pack. walk out the door. Despite the terrifying experience you will be able to rest easy knowing that you have enough condoms to avoid the store for quite some time. 

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Although it seems equally as terrifying going in to one of those places, I will certainly remember this.

Dude, there should be no reason to be embarrassed or scared about buying condoms. I guess I can be worried about like your parents seeing you or something, but other than that, think of it as subtly bragging that you're gonna get laid and you're not dumb enough to get a girl pregnant or catch an STD.

[ivegotlevitation]

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Whenever I have to buy TP, I feel like I go to the store telling people and the store-employees I need to take a dump. I don't like it, and try to hold out on buying it a much as possible. I'd like to see a more anonymous way of buying TP.

[close]

I completely understand this.

 I wish there were anonymous ways of buying condoms. I haven't had sex yet, and probably won't until my girlfriend gets on birth control pills, but I get scared just thinking about going to the grocery store or wherever to buy condoms.

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walk into a community health center, family planning or whatever they're called in your area. Make sure you have a back pack on. There should be a bowl full of free condoms. Spot the bowl of rubbers. Unzip pack. Take bowl in hand and over turn it into pack. Place empty bowl on table. Zip pack. walk out the door. Despite the terrifying experience you will be able to rest easy knowing that you have enough condoms to avoid the store for quite some time. 

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Although it seems equally as terrifying going in to one of those places, I will certainly remember this.

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Dude, there should be no reason to be embarrassed or scared about buying condoms. I guess I can be worried about like your parents seeing you or something, but other than that, think of it as subtly bragging that you're gonna get laid and you're not dumb enough to get a girl pregnant or catch an STD.

very true.

[steve]

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Whenever I have to buy TP, I feel like I go to the store telling people and the store-employees I need to take a dump. I don't like it, and try to hold out on buying it a much as possible. I'd like to see a more anonymous way of buying TP.

[close]

I completely understand this.

 I wish there were anonymous ways of buying condoms. I haven't had sex yet, and probably won't until my girlfriend gets on birth control pills, but I get scared just thinking about going to the grocery store or wherever to buy condoms.

[close]

walk into a community health center, family planning or whatever they're called in your area. Make sure you have a back pack on. There should be a bowl full of free condoms. Spot the bowl of rubbers. Unzip pack. Take bowl in hand and over turn it into pack. Place empty bowl on table. Zip pack. walk out the door. Despite the terrifying experience you will be able to rest easy knowing that you have enough condoms to avoid the store for quite some time. 

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Although it seems equally as terrifying going in to one of those places, I will certainly remember this.

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Dude, there should be no reason to be embarrassed or scared about buying condoms. I guess I can be worried about like your parents seeing you or something, but other than that, think of it as subtly bragging that you're gonna get laid and you're not dumb enough to get a girl pregnant or catch an STD.

like i said, if you take the whole bowl you're not going to need to go again for quite some time. a short lived sense of embarrassment V not getting laid/pregnancy/STD.... think about it that way.

oyolar has a point too. walk into the pharmacy like your name is Samuel L Jackson, take that shit, and be out in a braggadocious minute.

[Rumpleforeskin]

YOU'RE FUCKING SAMUEL L JACKSON, DAVID!!  GO IN THERE AND TAKE ENOUGH FOR EVEN LIL B!!  ENRIQUE FUCKING IGLESIAS!!

[ivegotlevitation]

YOU'RE FUCKING SAMUEL L JACKSON, DAVID!!  GO IN THERE AND TAKE ENOUGH FOR EVEN LIL B!!  ENRIQUE FUCKING IGLESIAS!!

oh my god hahahahaha

[Bronson]

Lonely.

[MaryhillVibe]

Lonely.

Your not alone, you have all your Slap Pals right here!

or...

http://www.besthealthmag.ca/embrace-life/mental-health/5-ways-to-beat-loneliness

[happenstance]

I probably will be kooked into oblivion for my actions and mentality on this one... regardless, here goes:

I turned down what I think was an opportunity for casual sex with one of the most beautiful women I have ever dated and I am pretty bummed on it. I have thought about it a bunch for the last 2 weeks or so. I have had my fair share of casual encounters when I was younger and these days I have been looking for something more meaningful. So I generally take things pretty slow. I feel that when you get really physical early on it can complicate the development of an emotional connection and if you pull moves too quickly, women can of course be turned off. I guess I need to take into consideration that women pull moves on me it should be fair game.

So anyway, I was on a first date with this woman and what I didn't know is that she had just gotten out of a 3 and a half year relationship 2 months prior. We go out to get drinks and everything is going well. She was a really nice woman and I was enjoying her company. She started kissing me in a bar and I was pretty hyped on that. Anyway, I walk her home and she invites me up. I didn't think much of it. Next thing you know we are making out and I have her pinned up against the kitchen counter. She sort of stops and is staring at me in the eyes. I could have easily said "where is you room" or some shit and it probably would have worked out. Instead I said "maybe I should go" and she agrees and shows me the door. Again, I didn't want to be wrong and then screw up a good thing. When I go on the second date I find out she just got out of this long relationship and that I was the first guy she has dated. She told me she really needed to take things slow and I had a feeling that was it. We plan another date but when I call her she tells me my timing is bad and that she needs to be alone to heal. Shitty thing is that I have been on a dry spell since ending it with the ex last May. I am seriously bummed on it. It would have been damn good. Since we are all dudes I am guessing no one can commiserate. I blew it. The end.

edit: I guess the point I am glossing over here is that I could be wrong. She may have been super bummed if I brought it any further. The way I see it is I can call her again in a few months and maybe get more dates. Maybe she also wasn't that into me and using her ex was an easy way to break it off. The problem is not knowing damnit!!!! Probably a bad idea to ask...

[Cadillac Ranch Dressing]

If you want something more meaningful out of it, you made the right move. If she needs more time to chill before getting into something new, then let her. Let's say you guys went for it and she felt like she made a mistake afterwards because it was just too soon, it might hinder her from continuing towards a relationship. Now grant it, I have no clue what she's like, but I feel like if she realizes that you understand her position, she'll respect that and not blow you off or something. Ya know?

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I guess I will know if I blew it in a few months.

[jeremyrandall]

Dude...if you give it a month, and then let her know you're still interested, she'll be PSYCHED!!

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I don't know, wouldn't that be a little soon? I was thinking at least 2 and a half months. It took me about 5 months to get over my 3 year relationship and to want to date and in hindsight I realized I was miserable!

[jeremyrandall]

Dude...if she's a sexy women like you say she is...no way she's gonna stay solo that long

[happenstance]

Good point. Plan set.

[oyolar]

Plus, if she's still not over it in one month, you'll know and can act accordingly.

[happenstance]

Well, I don't know if I can call her every month and ask "are you over it yet?". That is sort of the dilemma. Finding the balance of not waiting too long and she is with someone else and not calling too early. Probably going to just take the risk and call her in a month anyway.

Edit: Anyway, thanks slap group therapy. Not trying to dominate the thread, so who is next? Spill the dirt!

[Cadillac Ranch Dressing]

Well, I don't know if I can call her every month and ask "are you over it yet?". That is sort of the dilemma. Finding the balance of not waiting too long and she is with someone else and not calling too early. Probably going to just take the risk and call her in a month anyway.

Why don't you ease into a friendship? Like rather than only making contact with her over a month's period or something, hang out with her and do casual stuff. Get lunches or some shit. She'll feel more comfortable with you and would probably be able to talk about if she's ready to start something with more ease.


But just don't get trapped in the friend zone.

[DaSk8D00D]

honestly i think ive been smoking way too much weed for my own good for a while now. all medical too no reggie. its pretty much an everyday thing and if i dont smoke for 1-2 days i always make up for it whenever i get more green. ive just formed wayy too many habits over the long term. i wouldnt say im "addicted" but i have some addiction symptoms. ill plan on stopping then ill have bad day at work or something or some chick will hit me up tryna match or whatever so i always end up convincing myself to go ahead n smoke again. i feel like me doin this shit for so much over a long period of time has sapped all the motivation to for me to get on my grind and achieve my own personal goals. not to mention my short term memory is complete ass. its not all bad cuz i still have alot of great times while being high its just that i always believed that everythings good in moderation and im definitely more on the excessive side. but like i said tho its not like i "need" to get high or anything, but the shit just sorta happens ya know? i went on vacation in the summer and wasnt able to smoke and i was perfectly fine and had a blast. its just that if the weed is there, or if i just happen to be ina social situation where weeds around im more than likely to hit the kush. ive been wanting to take a nice, long break just to clear my head and get more on top of shit in life but its like that plan always falls through in one way or an another.

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Good call on the friend advice Cadillac. It is risky as you said but I will consider it

honestly i think ive been smoking way too much weed for my own good for a while now. all medical too no reggie. its pretty much an everyday thing and if i dont smoke for 1-2 days i always make up for it whenever i get more green. ive just formed wayy too many habits over the long term. i wouldnt say im "addicted" but i have some addiction symptoms. ill plan on stopping then ill have bad day at work or something or some chick will hit me up tryna match or whatever so i always end up convincing myself to go ahead n smoke again. i feel like me doin this shit for so much over a long period of time has sapped all the motivation to for me to get on my grind and achieve my own personal goals. not to mention my short term memory is complete ass. its not all bad cuz i still have alot of great times while being high its just that i always believed that everythings good in moderation and im definitely more on the excessive side. but like i said tho its not like i "need" to get high or anything, but the shit just sorta happens ya know? i went on vacation in the summer and wasnt able to smoke and i was perfectly fine and had a blast. its just that if the weed is there, or if i just happen to be ina social situation where weeds around im more than likely to hit the kush. ive been wanting to take a nice, long break just to clear my head and get more on top of shit in life but its like that plan always falls through in one way or an another.

I think this is a problem for a lot of people on slap. I have been smoking for about 13 years. I struggled with quitting all the time. My short term memory is also a little fucked up because of it. I have finally gotten to the point where I have given up on the thought of quitting. I am not saying this is the right choice for you though. I am pretty naturally motivated to pursue my goals and if it is preventing you from doing so, it might be the right choice for you. I have PTSD so it is helpful for me a lot of the time. Sometimes it can make it worse though. I have finally gotten to the point where I don't need it in my house and if someone has it I am down to smoke. Maybe try that and see how it works for you. I usually feel like I can give people solid advice, even when I am guilty of the same shit. In this case though I don't have a solid answer.

Funny thing about the summer vacation comment. I didn't smoke for a month in the summer of 2010 because I was in a remote island nation (East Timor) where half the people there didn't even know what weed is. It was literally unaquirable. So much so that there wasn't even a law against it there. When it isn't around you at all it is funny how little you miss it.

[DaSk8D00D]

Good call on the friend advice Cadillac. It is risky as you said but I will consider it

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honestly i think ive been smoking way too much weed for my own good for a while now. all medical too no reggie. its pretty much an everyday thing and if i dont smoke for 1-2 days i always make up for it whenever i get more green. ive just formed wayy too many habits over the long term. i wouldnt say im "addicted" but i have some addiction symptoms. ill plan on stopping then ill have bad day at work or something or some chick will hit me up tryna match or whatever so i always end up convincing myself to go ahead n smoke again. i feel like me doin this shit for so much over a long period of time has sapped all the motivation to for me to get on my grind and achieve my own personal goals. not to mention my short term memory is complete ass. its not all bad cuz i still have alot of great times while being high its just that i always believed that everythings good in moderation and im definitely more on the excessive side. but like i said tho its not like i "need" to get high or anything, but the shit just sorta happens ya know? i went on vacation in the summer and wasnt able to smoke and i was perfectly fine and had a blast. its just that if the weed is there, or if i just happen to be ina social situation where weeds around im more than likely to hit the kush. ive been wanting to take a nice, long break just to clear my head and get more on top of shit in life but its like that plan always falls through in one way or an another.

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I think this is a problem for a lot of people on slap. I have been smoking for about 13 years. I struggled with quitting all the time. My short term memory is also a little fucked up because of it. I have finally gotten to the point where I have given up on the thought of quitting. I am not saying this is the right choice for you though. I am pretty naturally motivated to pursue my goals and if it is preventing you from doing so, it might be the right choice for you. I have PTSD so it is helpful for me a lot of the time. Sometimes it can make it worse though. I have finally gotten to the point where I don't need it in my house and if someone has it I am down to smoke. I usually feel like I can give people solid advice, even when I am guilty of the same shit. In this case though I don't have a solid answer.

Funny thing about the summer vacation comment. I didn't smoke for a month in the summer of 2010 because I was in a remote island nation (East Timor) where half the people there didn't even know what weed is. It was literally unaquirable. So much so that there wasn't even a law against it there. When it isn't around you at all it is funny how little you miss it.

yea when i dont have access to weed im fine but thats the problem. im just sorta in that "pothead" circle so the weed is ALWAYS there, even when im not even tryna look for it. dont get me wrong, its not like ima pile or anything but i just be lazy as fuck most of the time & being apathetic is the last thing i need right now

[InternetDaddy]

I feel you on the smoking too much weed tip. This is the second semester I've been out on my own, and I've just been finding more reasons to blaze. First it was just on weekends, then just when I didn't have HW, then just after class, and now it's just whenever I'm bored haha. But yeah, I definitely feel myself getting lazier, I need to cut back for sure. Honestly just try not buying it and smoking when other people have it, that's what my girlfriend does and it works out for her. Or, just do what my friend does, and just pick up for the weekend and blow through it, then during the week get your grind on. It's all about finding a balance between your vices and your real life, and making sure your vices don't become your real life.

Oh, and happenstance, that's a shitty situation. The way you're going about it seems good though, I agree that sometimes getting too physical too fast can fuck up a good thing. Odds are, if she agreed that you should go then she probably felt the same way, if she was really tryna get it in I assume she would've hinted that you should/could stay. Just don't beat yourself up about it, if she's still not feeling it after a couple months, then it might be time to just pursue other options.

[happenstance]

Shit, I am pursuing other options right now! I have a date this weekend.

Edit: And yeah, I am trying to convince myself that you are right and she really wasn't offering more in that moment.