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Re: real confessions
« Reply #360 on: January 04, 2007, 05:25:57 PM »
i talk to girls as people if there not cool i wont hang out with them but i would never bitch about how a breakup or whatever has ruined me its life move on go skate or something. talking to poele is easy to just act yourself...


you are so pathetic


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Re: real confessions
« Reply #361 on: January 04, 2007, 06:28:49 PM »
china white is lame

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #362 on: January 04, 2007, 06:45:07 PM »
china white is lame

not a fucking confession person. i must confess i wish you were dead.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #363 on: January 04, 2007, 07:08:47 PM »
china white is lame

I must confess... That night we did anal was bad.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #364 on: January 04, 2007, 07:10:58 PM »
Sorry to post agian but when i relaize i shouldnt even be here it seems liuke 60 percent of these people are 18 or older...i should even be here though i always went on slap. buti never clicked on the forums until i ws in pennsylvania at relatives on holiday break so i posted alot (i was bored and couldnt skate it in middle of no where)
but my piont is im done with these forums unless i wanna see a video i couldnt find or something but and anything a bout whos sponsered by who you can find out in mags if you are intrested just par 10 bucks for a subsription.

like a thread for DRUG OR CHOICE thats just nuts like this shits getting ridicule. but i trully feel bad for all those people who have a surprising lot of bad problems
 i mean i dont give a shit about politics and im not trying to sound like a political fag but you live in america you can have a great life if really want to but if you dont and wanna do hard drugs or not chose to make friends


Just make sure to come back and let us know if you're going to quit yourself entirely. We might just make a YTMND page on you. Or even invade your World of Warcraft funeral.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #365 on: January 04, 2007, 07:18:04 PM »
I enjoy Third Eye Blind

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #366 on: January 05, 2007, 11:24:59 AM »
china white is lame

thanks hawt, i'd share your needle anyday.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #367 on: January 05, 2007, 11:26:00 AM »
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china white is lame
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I must confess... That night we did anal was bad.

sorry bro, i don't get down with ass to mouth.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #368 on: May 04, 2007, 10:27:25 AM »
i bought a smiths shirt from urban outfitters...
beating them is way the fuck easier, and it will give them character

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #369 on: May 04, 2007, 01:36:05 PM »
I own three Fiona Apple Cds
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #370 on: May 04, 2007, 04:50:07 PM »
I work at Dairy Queen and love it

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #371 on: May 04, 2007, 06:04:59 PM »
thread ruined

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #372 on: May 04, 2007, 06:20:07 PM »
this thread is depressing.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #373 on: May 04, 2007, 06:47:30 PM »
Yeah, this thing went downhill. But anyway...

I think Cyndi Lauper was hot when she was like 20. None of my friends do, and I can't see why...

When I have to talk to cops (in trouble or not) my legs always shake. I'm not scared at all (except when I ran from them for smashing windows at another cops house), but my legs like friggen tweak out and I just don't know why.

I don't like plain marshmallows.

I hate beer, I only drink hard. I hate alcohol, all I drink for is to get smashed. I got drunk when I was 12.

I don't do any drugs, and don't have any intentions to.

I haven't been in a real fight, but last night I almost got jumped and stabbed. I ran back to my house with a friend, and got a ride back into town with my mom. We stepped out of the car, started getting chased by like 6 guys with knives, and me and 8 of my friends (+ my mom)  piled into a 5 seat car and drove away. I am a bit scared to go back into downtown right now, even though I'm pretty sure they don't know what I look like.

Mark Gonzales parts don't excite me. I enjoy them, but not as much as I do a McCrank part.

I like reading BB's posts a lot.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #374 on: May 04, 2007, 06:57:44 PM »
This thread must have started when I was having one of my Slap breaks... anyhow, here are some of mine:

I've been a vegetarian since I was 15.
I was vegan for exactly one year. I ate strawberry ice cream on the anniversary to celebrate.
I wear leather now, so that makes me a gigantic hypocrite.
I stopped skateboarding when I was 21.
I started skateboarding again when I was 29.
When little Timmy at the skate park asks me how long I've been skating, I tell him "a little over 3 years". I don't know why.
I used to get free skateboard shoes and clothes because a good friend of mine worked for a shoe company. In my head I used to pretend I was sponsored.
My cousin was a professional skateboarder for a hot minute. Naturally, he was always way better than I was.
I shower with my glasses on.
It really bothers me when towels aren't straight on the rack.
I fold the used towels and place them on the toilet when I'm staying in a hotel. No need to be a slob just because you're not doing the cleaning up.
My therapist once told me that the only time she saw me smile was when I was talking about my dog or about skateboarding.
I'm constantly cleaning up. Even though no one ever comes over.  If you were to look at my house, you'd be hard pressed to think that anyone lives here.
I have a $400.00 vacuum.
I'm constantly straightening or centering things... like my silverware when I go to restaurants. I line up the bottoms of the utensils with each other and straighten the napkin edge with the tables edge. My desk is the same way.
My closet is organized by type of garment, then by brand.
My videos are organized by genera. Mostly.
I make my bed every morning. And while I'm doing it, I ask myself why I'm doing it. Every morning.
I'm nervous all the time.
When I get really, really nervous, my back sweats.
I bite my nails.
I hate dishes and food particles left in the sink.
The word "juicy" grosses me out.
I have a huge "branding" problem that I like to call "sponsorship conflict". You can't very well wear an Adidas track suit with a fucking pair of Nike's.  Therefore, I hate that the dishwasher and microwave in my house were not made by the same company.
I am an only child.
It makes me really uncomfortable to talk about not having a college degree. Especially in a room full of over achievers. I've noticed that they tend to interject where a person went to school when speaking of someone... "oh, I was chatting with Stephanie, she went to Duke, anyway, she said..."
I really do care about what other people think of me.
I had a depression meltdown when I was 23.
I had another at 31.
I got alcohol poisoning once.  I threw up bile into a basement wash basin in my y-fronts. My friends Mom came down and wanted to know what all the racket was. I was embarrassed.
I've worn make-up to cover acne.
I used to color my hair.
It annoys me that my blacks sometimes don't match.
I have skinnier jeans that I wear with smaller shirts and other jeans I wear with larger shirts. I just think it looks stupid if you mix them.
If I like an article of clothing, I tend to buy the same article in various colors.
I can watch the same movie or listen to the same song 4000 times.  That's probably why I can kareoke "Fast Times at Ridgemont High".
I've had four girlfriends in my life.  They're the only four girls I've ever slept with.
Girl two and I were engaged to be married in July of 2001.  We called off the wedding in October of 2001.  We were going to have our first dance to Morrissey's version of "Moon River".  For some reason, I still have a copy of the check I gave to the restaurant as a deposit for our reception.
I don't buy CD's anymore. Which is great, because I especially hate being judged by the fucker behind the counter.
I have turntables, however I haven't used them in months. I guess they look cool though.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #375 on: May 04, 2007, 07:39:29 PM »
I hate beer, I only drink hard. I hate alcohol, all I drink for is to get smashed.

I don't do any drugs, and don't have any intentions to.
holy shit, I thought I was the only skateboarder alive who didnt drink or do drugs. Prime example, this dude walks up to me at kfc tonight, and the conversation goes something like this..

"You're peter right?"
"yeaah.."
"oh thats cool, my friends have been telling me a lot about you"
"okay.."
"you skateboards dont you?"
"yup"
"got any weed to sell me?"

i mean, what the fuck. we have a lame reputation

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #376 on: May 04, 2007, 09:50:11 PM »
I have a $400.00 vacuum.



thats awesome! i need to get my girl one of those...she has tuff weekend ahead of her and cleaning helps calm her stress...

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #377 on: May 04, 2007, 09:55:31 PM »
two days ago i filled out paperwork to finance something really small that will change my life in a big way...scared but fully happy at the same time.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #378 on: May 04, 2007, 10:03:51 PM »
fff...not another person who bought a house in oregon.....

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #379 on: May 04, 2007, 11:18:15 PM »
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I have a $400.00 vacuum.

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thats awesome! i need to get my girl one of those...she has tuff weekend ahead of her and cleaning helps calm her stress...

About a year ago at work the receptionist told she bought a new vacuum and was really excited about it. A guy who was selling them door to door came to her house and did a demo with it. After a few minutes I asked how much it cost. At first she wouldn't tell me which only made me more curious so I kept asking and asking. Final she let me know that it was just over $2,200. I gave her such a hard time she returned it.

As for a confession.... I have a few bikes and one of them is fixed :o

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #380 on: May 05, 2007, 01:25:23 AM »
we had the vaccuum guy, never had any intention of buying it though
we toked a marley and i split back to the park, minding my own busineess when a rollerblader mean mugs..i let it go.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #381 on: May 05, 2007, 11:32:04 AM »
this dood who could be considered my friend got caught with a couple pounds of weed, $3000, a scale, and many bags.  this makes me happy.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #382 on: May 05, 2007, 05:59:45 PM »
i have watched two episodes of scarred

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #383 on: May 05, 2007, 06:42:09 PM »
whatever, i guess i enjoy seeing any slams except skateboarding. 

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #384 on: May 07, 2007, 01:10:44 AM »
i saw the street fighter movie in theaters and i really liked it.
This armor plating is going to get a little more diesel.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #385 on: May 07, 2007, 11:53:03 AM »
i sat through the entire movie AMV Hell 0 and didn't attempt to stop watching.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #386 on: May 07, 2007, 02:54:50 PM »
I jerked off in a chairlift

eat like a bird and drink like a whale

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #387 on: May 07, 2007, 03:24:03 PM »
i steal and sell bikes for extra money

does that count ?
ohyeahohyeah

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #388 on: May 07, 2007, 05:53:03 PM »
I dont have a myspace.

I cant 360 flip.


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Re: real confessions
« Reply #389 on: May 07, 2007, 09:49:19 PM »
I dont have a myspace.

I cant 360 flip.



how does this hold up for the confession thread. weak

get deep down and give up some real dirt fool. just kidding