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[shark tits]

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found my brother od'd blocking the fridge door from shutting. got him up and he proceeds to try pushing me in front of the bus, is sending me threatening texts but he's scared of me in real life. hate to say it but i regret waking him up.

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damn. what a herb.

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Classic fucking response!

"Herb"

1. To be wack. Worthy of being mocked. Weak, chumpish, and generally to be avoided.

2. Mocking term of friends and/ or enemies.

It's origins lie in New York City, and with a national commercial campaign by Burger King where it stated "Don't be a herb, get the Whopper." In it Herb was a combination of a nerd and a moron.

The context, the reference, all classic Rusty!

Confession: I watch this sometimes for pure East Coast stoke!!!

ha, i never knew where that was from but i remember in high school being befuddled cause i'm thinking 'it's pronounced urb not herb'.

[L33Tg33k]

It's time to face facts. In all likelihood I'll be alive for a long time. I've got to do something to make my life not suck like go back to skooll. I think this time may be different because for the first time I can see my life extending into the future. An inevitability. That is unless I luck out and some dude shoots me dead on campus in a mass shooting. I can bank on that more than winning the lottery anyhow. I still don't know what I'm going to do though. I've got to find a career to work towards that won't make more depressed than already am. I don't think that exists.

[waltercronkite]

It's time to face facts. In all likelihood I'll be alive for a long time. I've got to do something to make my life not suck like go back to skooll. I think this time may be different because for the first time I can see my life extending into the future. An inevitability. That is unless I luck out and some dude shoots me dead on campus in a mass shooting. I can bank on that more than winning the lottery anyhow. I still don't know what I'm going to do though. I've got to find a career to work towards that won't make more depressed than already am. I don't think that exists.

take some gen ed courses and try to get involved in some activity going on at the school, that worked for me. I took a lot and i mean a lot of classes, found out i had options and after years of kind of just going along for the ride and then one more year of real effort i figured out what i really enjoy doing and that lead me to leave my comfort zone and meet new interesting people.

I dont want to lecture you or act like i have it all figured out and am shoving advice down your throat like i feel some people on here do so im sorry if i am actually doing that but i will tell you for me i just needed a plan or a schedule that wasnt mapped out to far in the future but got me out of my house every day to get me out of my "funk". I would set goals and make plans for my self that were set a couple of weeks into the future then a couple months and now im working on a degree that will take me at the least 2 and a half more years. I just needed some structure and a schedule that got me out of the house everyday and kept me busy because to much alone time became a very dangerous thing for me and my mental health

[Mr. Lono]

I am facing facts. It is no picnic but I can pay my rent. Glad you haven't counted out you're own future but unless you have a skilled trade you have to suck it up. I won't waste you're time with my history but my buddy worked warehouse long enough to get a degree in welding. Obviously he didn't weld in a warehouse but he paid for his degree in a shit job and now he lives comfortably. Plus welding is pretty interesting. Or you could join the army like those old thrasher adds.

[L33Tg33k]

Just found out skool starts on fucking Monday. I didn't think the summer semester would start for another couple weeks at least. I applied, but goddamn, I don't know if I can get any classes. We'll see.

[Coastal Fever]

Stoked for you guys.  I know I need to do the same but when you're in a rut it can be hard to pull yourself out.  I need sun and some motivational books to read.

[L33Tg33k]

According to facespace Ryan Sheckler and I share a middle name. No wonder I can't find a chill girl.

[skinnypimp211]

you dont need school l33t you need pussy... ive see alot of ugly dudes with girls, so i dont understand you never getting laid. shit dont make no sense. stop fucking around

[ROCKxADIO420]

bizarro leetgeek

[pinche gringo]

It's time to face facts. In all likelihood I'll be alive for a long time. I've got to do something to make my life not suck like go back to skooll. I think this time may be different because for the first time I can see my life extending into the future. An inevitability. That is unless I luck out and some dude shoots me dead on campus in a mass shooting. I can bank on that more than winning the lottery anyhow. I still don't know what I'm going to do though. I've got to find a career to work towards that won't make more depressed than already am. I don't think that exists.

This is a good decision. I'm stoked for you. I'm not 'applying' my degree, but I'm really happy that I followed through with college. It's one of the only things I've 'achieved', at least on paper. You'll do great.

[ThugWaffle]

bizarro leetgeek

[tobey]

So if you guys remember the "things you are stoked on" thread i posted a little bit ago that my sister got engaged. Well shes getting married in a couple of months and i honestly don't want to go. I posted before in this thread my anxiety was really bad for the past 2 years and what made it even worst was my sister. When ever she was home she would make me feel like the worst person on earth. She would say things like "All you do is just sit in side all day you are worthless" or "Do you think mom likes it driving you to the doctors cause you can't" (i have really bad anxiety when i drive), even though she makes my dad drive her to the hospital every other month for her to get her arthritis shots. She thought i liked sitting in side all day not doing anything with my life and living off of my parents cause i didn't have a job. I always ignored her though cause she seemed like she was acting younger than me like a little kid, but one time i almost punched her in the face cause she made me feel so bad about myself but i ended up breaking the kitchen cabinet. Why should i support her on her day when she didn't even support me the past 2 years. Honestly at this point i think i am only going to, 1. try to hook up with her friends (almost did one time) and 2. if there's an open bar. Am i being the asshole here?

[nylin]

So if you guys remember the "things you are stoked on" thread i posted a little bit ago that my sister got engaged. Well shes getting married in a couple of months and i honestly don't want to go. I posted before in this thread my anxiety was really bad for the past 2 years and what made it even worst was my sister. When ever she was home she would make me feel like the worst person on earth. She would say things like "All you do is just sit in side all day you are worthless" or "Do you think mom likes it driving you to the doctors cause you can't" (i have really bad anxiety when i drive), even though she makes my dad drive her to the hospital every other month for her to get her arthritis shots. She thought i liked sitting in side all day not doing anything with my life and living off of my parents cause i didn't have a job. I always ignored her though cause she seemed like she was acting younger than me like a little kid, but one time i almost punched her in the face cause she made me feel so bad about myself but i ended up breaking the kitchen cabinet. Why should i support her on her day when she didn't even support me the past 2 years. Honestly at this point i think i am only going to, 1. try to hook up with her friends (almost did one time) and 2. if there's an open bar. Am i being the asshole here?

Yes do that

[SodaJerk]

So if you guys remember the "things you are stoked on" thread i posted a little bit ago that my sister got engaged. Well shes getting married in a couple of months and i honestly don't want to go. I posted before in this thread my anxiety was really bad for the past 2 years and what made it even worst was my sister. When ever she was home she would make me feel like the worst person on earth. She would say things like "All you do is just sit in side all day you are worthless" or "Do you think mom likes it driving you to the doctors cause you can't" (i have really bad anxiety when i drive), even though she makes my dad drive her to the hospital every other month for her to get her arthritis shots. She thought i liked sitting in side all day not doing anything with my life and living off of my parents cause i didn't have a job. I always ignored her though cause she seemed like she was acting younger than me like a little kid, but one time i almost punched her in the face cause she made me feel so bad about myself but i ended up breaking the kitchen cabinet. Why should i support her on her day when she didn't even support me the past 2 years. Honestly at this point i think i am only going to, 1. try to hook up with her friends (almost did one time) and 2. if there's an open bar. Am i being the asshole here?

Just go. Maybe try and hire a pastel coloured tux with a ruffled shirt and ask if you can bring a friend. Make it your day if you wanna annoy her.

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Make sure to write 'She's pregnant!' on the car with all the 'Just Married' stuff.

[brycickle]

Make sure to write 'She's pregnant!' on the car with all the 'Just Married' stuff.

And in quotes right under it put (with herpes!).

[tobey]

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Make sure to write 'She's pregnant!' on the car with all the 'Just Married' stuff.

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And in quotes right under it put (with herpes!).

Great ideas! keep them coming

[dillanharp]

Do you have to travel a great distance to get there? Honestly, nobody wants to go to a wedding, it's got nothing to do with anxiety. Just be happy you're not in the fucking thing. Go get drunk, eat food, embarrass your family, get your dick wet and call it a night. And don't go to her next one, you've fulfilled your obligation.

[tobey]

Do you have to travel a great distance to get there? Honestly, nobody wants to go to a wedding, it's got nothing to do with anxiety. Just be happy you're not in the fucking thing. Go get drunk, eat food, embarrass your family, get your dick wet and call it a night. And don't go to her next one, you've fulfilled your obligation.

Yeah that's kind of another reason i might not go, the church is in the suburbs, which is no big deal for my anxiety but the reception is in the city. I get really bad anxiety when driving especially in traffic and there's always traffic in the city. So if i go i would need someone to drive me which could be a good thing because if i get wasted (which i plan to) I won't be drinking and driving that night.

[L33Tg33k]

Oh god, how I wish my sex drive would just disappear. I don't want to devote any more thought to it. Fuck.

[Chris Hansen is back]

Idiot

[iSk84thechicas]

So if you guys remember the "things you are stoked on" thread i posted a little bit ago that my sister got engaged. Well shes getting married in a couple of months and i honestly don't want to go. I posted before in this thread my anxiety was really bad for the past 2 years and what made it even worst was my sister. When ever she was home she would make me feel like the worst person on earth. She would say things like "All you do is just sit in side all day you are worthless" or "Do you think mom likes it driving you to the doctors cause you can't" (i have really bad anxiety when i drive), even though she makes my dad drive her to the hospital every other month for her to get her arthritis shots. She thought i liked sitting in side all day not doing anything with my life and living off of my parents cause i didn't have a job. I always ignored her though cause she seemed like she was acting younger than me like a little kid, but one time i almost punched her in the face cause she made me feel so bad about myself but i ended up breaking the kitchen cabinet. Why should i support her on her day when she didn't even support me the past 2 years. Honestly at this point i think i am only going to, 1. try to hook up with her friends (almost did one time) and 2. if there's an open bar. Am i being the asshole here?

No way Don't go.  If she causes you to be upset or makes your anxiety worse, you need to stay away.  Your health and peace of mind is on the line.  Is anyone holding a gun to your head to go? Hell no, so Why dial pain?

[tobey]

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So if you guys remember the "things you are stoked on" thread i posted a little bit ago that my sister got engaged. Well shes getting married in a couple of months and i honestly don't want to go. I posted before in this thread my anxiety was really bad for the past 2 years and what made it even worst was my sister. When ever she was home she would make me feel like the worst person on earth. She would say things like "All you do is just sit in side all day you are worthless" or "Do you think mom likes it driving you to the doctors cause you can't" (i have really bad anxiety when i drive), even though she makes my dad drive her to the hospital every other month for her to get her arthritis shots. She thought i liked sitting in side all day not doing anything with my life and living off of my parents cause i didn't have a job. I always ignored her though cause she seemed like she was acting younger than me like a little kid, but one time i almost punched her in the face cause she made me feel so bad about myself but i ended up breaking the kitchen cabinet. Why should i support her on her day when she didn't even support me the past 2 years. Honestly at this point i think i am only going to, 1. try to hook up with her friends (almost did one time) and 2. if there's an open bar. Am i being the asshole here?

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No way Don't go.  If she causes you to be upset or makes your anxiety worse, you need to stay away.  Your health and peace of mind is on the line.  Is anyone holding a gun to your head to go? Hell no, so Why dial pain?

I have to go to the wedding but my mom said i don't have to go to the reception, if i go to the reception it would be to see my dad's side of the family not to support my sister

[iSk84thechicas]

Ok then, Just dont go to the reception. Pay your respects and get the hell out of there. See your dad and his family, but save your sanity.  Good Luck man

[iSk84thechicas]

startin talkin again to the one girl who makes feel like complete garbage, feelin pretty(super) garb atm, fuck, it sucks caring way more for someone than they care about themselves, expecting the worst than having it without fail always coming true and dreading where its all heading, for a petite gal u sure cast a big shadow    FUCK my gentle spirit is so crushed right now 

Hey, I don't understand, do you have feelings for this chick?  And she keeps rejecting your advances? 

[dirtyweemidden]

i just turned 25 and still cant grow a beard..

[ThugWaffle]

i just turned 25 and still cant grow a beard..

I've been shaving since 18, you're better off.

[SHAWN COMBOVER]

i just turned 25 and still cant grow a beard..

I'll be 26 next week and fully embraced the scumstache.
Think Joe Dirt. Kinda just grows in all white trashy like that.
you aren't alone.

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i just turned 25 and still cant grow a beard..

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I'll be 26 next week and fully embraced the scumstache.
Think Joe Dirt. Kinda just grows in all white trashy like that.
you aren't alone.

If you can't grow one by 25, it will never happen. I am almost 31 and can only grow and bitchin zorro mustache.

[L33Tg33k]

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i just turned 25 and still cant grow a beard..

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I'll be 26 next week and fully embraced the scumstache.
Think Joe Dirt. Kinda just grows in all white trashy like that.
you aren't alone.

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If you can't grow one by 25, it will never happen. I am almost 31 and can only grow and bitchin zorro mustache.

Bullshit. Facial hair can get thicker as you get older just as sure as the hair on your head can get thinner and new hair can sprout from your damn ears. There's no telling if it'll ever grow in better but it's still possible. I'm 25 and the only hair that grows in thick on my face at the moment is a goatee mustache and neck beard. I can grow hair on the sides of my face but it's really patchy and thin. I'm almost certain it will grow in better over time though.