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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5520 on: December 24, 2014, 01:33:24 PM »
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i cant drink liquor for shit but i love beer?
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I haven't touch liquor in years, i love beer as well and if i just want to get more drunk ill just drink another beer and i just like the taste of beer. I don't want to be drinking mix drinks with a bunch of sugar in it cause than ill be hyper
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i always end up drinking liquor super fast cause i hate the taste, so i end up getting way too drunk and life sucks a few hours later. im like you, if i wanna get more drunk i have another beer and i feel like im in control. with liquor i tend to notice how fucked up i am like twenty minutes later and it's too late to do anything about it.
ah fuck it, ill stick to weed.


I don't really drink all that much in general but i still prefer liquor. i mean ill drink beer if I'm at a kegger or something but thats about it. i don't even drink soda anymore so i have absolutely no interest in beer. Liquors cool because you don't actually have to consume a lot to get drunk especially if you have a low tolerance like myself so i just stick to that. i never get flat out wasted tho. i doubt drinking beer regularly is doing anything good for your health at all so i really just stayed away from it and a lot of alcohol in general. Im a vacation drinker at the absolute most lol. only a few times a year, but since this the real confessions thread i guess ill say that I guess i never got into the habit of drinking alcohol semi-regularly because I can have an addictive personality and id rather not start forming certain behavioral patterns the involve me consuming alcohol. i would be scared to see an alcoholic version of myself because yall already i'd turn up way too fuckin much lol

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« Reply #5521 on: December 24, 2014, 05:46:22 PM »
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i cant drink liquor for shit but i love beer?
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I haven't touch liquor in years, i love beer as well and if i just want to get more drunk ill just drink another beer and i just like the taste of beer. I don't want to be drinking mix drinks with a bunch of sugar in it cause than ill be hyper
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i always end up drinking liquor super fast cause i hate the taste, so i end up getting way too drunk and life sucks a few hours later. im like you, if i wanna get more drunk i have another beer and i feel like im in control. with liquor i tend to notice how fucked up i am like twenty minutes later and it's too late to do anything about it.
ah fuck it, ill stick to weed.
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I don't really drink all that much in general but i still prefer liquor. i mean ill drink beer if I'm at a kegger or something but thats about it. i don't even drink soda anymore so i have absolutely no interest in beer. Liquors cool because you don't actually have to consume a lot to get drunk especially if you have a low tolerance like myself so i just stick to that. i never get flat out wasted tho. i doubt drinking beer regularly is doing anything good for your health at all so i really just stayed away from it and a lot of alcohol in general. Im a vacation drinker at the absolute most lol. only a few times a year, but since this the real confessions thread i guess ill say that I guess i never got into the habit of drinking alcohol semi-regularly because I can have an addictive personality and id rather not start forming certain behavioral patterns the involve me consuming alcohol. i would be scared to see an alcoholic version of myself because yall already i'd turn up way too fuckin much lol

i have been really good this year with acholol. I drink at most 3 times a month and only have at max 6 beers, yea i messed up a few times this year like on my sisters wedding day. I started drinking at 10 am and didn't really stop till about midnight. But i don't really like liquor cause like abudabi said it gets you drunk way to fast and i don't really like the taste either. Since i don't drink that much anymore i just will drink what i like. Also Will i haven't drank soda in forever as well, i like beer more than soda though

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« Reply #5522 on: December 24, 2014, 09:19:09 PM »
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i cant drink liquor for shit but i love beer?
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I haven't touch liquor in years, i love beer as well and if i just want to get more drunk ill just drink another beer and i just like the taste of beer. I don't want to be drinking mix drinks with a bunch of sugar in it cause than ill be hyper
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i always end up drinking liquor super fast cause i hate the taste, so i end up getting way too drunk and life sucks a few hours later. im like you, if i wanna get more drunk i have another beer and i feel like im in control. with liquor i tend to notice how fucked up i am like twenty minutes later and it's too late to do anything about it.
ah fuck it, ill stick to weed.
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I don't really drink all that much in general but i still prefer liquor. i mean ill drink beer if I'm at a kegger or something but thats about it. i don't even drink soda anymore so i have absolutely no interest in beer. Liquors cool because you don't actually have to consume a lot to get drunk especially if you have a low tolerance like myself so i just stick to that. i never get flat out wasted tho. i doubt drinking beer regularly is doing anything good for your health at all so i really just stayed away from it and a lot of alcohol in general. Im a vacation drinker at the absolute most lol. only a few times a year, but since this the real confessions thread i guess ill say that I guess i never got into the habit of drinking alcohol semi-regularly because I can have an addictive personality and id rather not start forming certain behavioral patterns the involve me consuming alcohol. i would be scared to see an alcoholic version of myself because yall already i'd turn up way too fuckin much lol
im the same way will, i develop habits super quick so it's probably for the best that i stay away from boozing. my dad's an alcoholic and he has a bunch of boozers in his family. ive heard it runs in families. i dont think it's specific to any one drug tho, i think it's the addictive personality thing. or maybe we're a bunch of pussies, who knows...

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« Reply #5523 on: December 26, 2014, 12:33:05 AM »
i ruthlessly beat myself up in my head everyday for inconsequential things. makes my life hell for a couple hours a day usually, sometimes more and sometimes less.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5524 on: December 27, 2014, 07:10:08 AM »
Wondering why i fear failure so much that it fucks with almost every aspect of my life. Makes me too much of a bitch to do anything cause i dont wanna fail/be rejected/whatever. Makes it hard to try and get help or confide in others cause that would be admitting some kind of failure in a way. idk im just beat

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« Reply #5525 on: December 27, 2014, 07:16:22 AM »
my life- bitches say whats up, ain't shit paper stacking chillin in the TRAP
word life playa. word is bond. pound.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5526 on: December 27, 2014, 01:46:43 PM »
A couple days ago I ended by myself with a girl because everyone left the area except her. I ran out of things to say after about a minute and walked away. I've been wanting to die again since that. Fuck, I hate social interaction. I need cheat cards with subjects and questions to talk about or else I'm going to bore every girl with silence.
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5527 on: December 27, 2014, 02:17:20 PM »
A couple days ago I ended by myself with a girl because everyone left the area except her. I ran out of things to say after about a minute and walked away. I've been wanting to die again since that. Fuck, I hate social interaction. I need cheat cards with subjects and questions to talk about or else I'm going to bore every girl with silence.

You need drugs. Girls love drugs. Hence they will like you about 89% better

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5528 on: December 27, 2014, 02:53:05 PM »
I've got marijuana. Should I wear a hat or perhaps some sort of socks with marijuana on them? Whoever thinks of that first is going to be rich!
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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« Reply #5529 on: December 27, 2014, 03:45:10 PM »
been on bronchitis for the past few days. got my steroids antiobiotics kit so hopefully i'm back on that road to health and wealth but for a minute shit was kinda scary. going to get my script, had to stop every 20-50 feet for air, doing the old man shuffle.
i'm not sure there's any 'good way' to waste away but respiratory illness may be the worst.

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« Reply #5530 on: December 27, 2014, 06:24:11 PM »
I've got marijuana. Should I wear a hat or perhaps some sort of socks with marijuana on them? Whoever thinks of that first is going to be rich!
he meant to say "bitches love coke" which is the truth. i've never gotten laid with just marijuana but i've gotten laid with coke, k, LSD, molly, alcohol, that type of deal. even if they don't do the drugs with you they'll love that you're "different" and/or chatty because of them. it sounds really sleazy, but i've found that that's just the way life works. probably why i haven't been laid in a while. i did recently find a chick that wants to fuck me that doesn't do drugs or know that i do as far as i can tell but she's really lame. like really. like goes to church and is a nymphomaniac and maybe overweight lame. she's gotta be hotter than a fucking kettle to be able to convert me to jesus!

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5531 on: December 27, 2014, 07:55:24 PM »
been on bronchitis for the past few days. got my steroids antiobiotics kit so hopefully i'm back on that road to health and wealth but for a minute shit was kinda scary. going to get my script, had to stop every 20-50 feet for air, doing the old man shuffle.
i'm not sure there's any 'good way' to waste away but respiratory illness may be the worst.

How old are you? Oh my gid that fucking sucks. Hang in there, I had a friend in high School who had bronchitis, it was no joke

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« Reply #5532 on: December 27, 2014, 11:43:17 PM »
A couple days ago I ended by myself with a girl because everyone left the area except her. I ran out of things to say after about a minute and walked away. I've been wanting to die again since that. Fuck, I hate social interaction. I need cheat cards with subjects and questions to talk about or else I'm going to bore every girl with silence.

THAT IS THE WORST APPROACH OMG YOU DID IT TO YOURSELF, LOVE THYSELF OTHERWISE.............

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« Reply #5533 on: December 28, 2014, 02:54:08 PM »
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been on bronchitis for the past few days. got my steroids antiobiotics kit so hopefully i'm back on that road to health and wealth but for a minute shit was kinda scary. going to get my script, had to stop every 20-50 feet for air, doing the old man shuffle.
i'm not sure there's any 'good way' to waste away but respiratory illness may be the worst.
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How old are you? Oh my gid that fucking sucks. Hang in there, I had a friend in high School who had bronchitis, it was no joke

- Me : Im sick a s a fucking dog, had to go into work at my day job, had to stand up to the managers before getting my check, basically I have 24 hours to give them evidence as to why I was absent for the sickness, (The managers didnt get my calls or messages for some reason) or I'm canned. Bullshit because I already threatened to appeal to corporate and the presiden personally. They are pulling a bunch of shit. The only reason why I'm fighting to keep the motherfucker is because I need to money over until June to make sure my revenue is coming in.   Im sick, but Im in starbucks in Queens working on my business, I think the fresh air is helping me, that along with foicusing on my goals and the tylonel I bought
be 38 in a month or so. frickin been dealing w/ this shit since i lived in the south and for a while i blamed it on down there but guess it's stuck w/ me now.
hope you heal up and keep your job.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5534 on: December 30, 2014, 11:03:05 AM »
In my ongoing effort to socialize myself, I've started a meetup.com group. The group is for bar trivia. I don't know what I'm hoping for, but I do know that my anxiety is going through the roof. I'm scared no one is going to join me and even more scared if someone actually does. I'm having really hard time thinking of anything else. I can't back out now because I already paid. Fuck.
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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« Reply #5535 on: December 30, 2014, 11:39:49 AM »
In my ongoing effort to socialize myself, I've started a meetup.com group. The group is for bar trivia. I don't know what I'm hoping for, but I do know that my anxiety is going through the roof. I'm scared no one is going to join me and even more scared if someone actually does. I'm having really hard time thinking of anything else. I can't back out now because I already paid. Fuck.

I actually tried looking just in case you were in my area. Where is your meetup by the way?

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« Reply #5536 on: December 30, 2014, 01:53:56 PM »
I was tracer

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« Reply #5537 on: December 30, 2014, 02:17:14 PM »
In my ongoing effort to socialize myself, I've started a meetup.com group. The group is for bar trivia. I don't know what I'm hoping for, but I do know that my anxiety is going through the roof. I'm scared no one is going to join me and even more scared if someone actually does. I'm having really hard time thinking of anything else. I can't back out now because I already paid. Fuck.

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CHANGE WHAT YOU ARE THINKING ABOUT emotions are experienced due to thought patterns (thinking), change these thought patterns and your experiences will change. (ITS THAT SIMPLE....NOT EASY BUT SIMPLE......)

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5538 on: December 30, 2014, 02:44:24 PM »
In my ongoing effort to socialize myself, I've started a meetup.com group. The group is for bar trivia. I don't know what I'm hoping for, but I do know that my anxiety is going through the roof. I'm scared no one is going to join me and even more scared if someone actually does. I'm having really hard time thinking of anything else. I can't back out now because I already paid. Fuck.
G33k fuck yea man, youll feel better for trying either way i think, bring a fatty and if you get chattin to a lady and its cool ask her if shed be into a cheeky toke!

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« Reply #5539 on: December 30, 2014, 02:48:05 PM »
nice guy2 really is a nice guy^
haven't gone skate for a month
ain't get outta bed for 4 days straight
haven't done dope w/ anyone
if i did i'd still be outta dope today

nah i exaggerate ever so slightly but it's been a depressing winter. haven't skated my strip mall in so long i might not be the mayor anymore. did ricky o get impeached when he did time in australia? i dont even have a cool story about whacking some cunt w/ a pool cue, just been staying indoors and growing fungi in my lungi.
fingers crossed for a dece new year, jim and dan and rusty coming over, i hope. we might hafta get jammed and hang out at honey farms for broads to kiss at midnight.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5540 on: December 30, 2014, 03:31:26 PM »
nice guy2 really is a nice guy^
haven't gone skate for a month
ain't get outta bed for 4 days straight
haven't done dope w/ anyone
if i did i'd still be outta dope today

nah i exaggerate ever so slightly but it's been a depressing winter. haven't skated my strip mall in so long i might not be the mayor anymore. did ricky o get impeached when he did time in australia? i dont even have a cool story about whacking some cunt w/ a pool cue, just been staying indoors and growing fungi in my lungi.
fingers crossed for a dece new year, jim and dan and rusty coming over, i hope. we might hafta get jammed and hang out at honey farms for broads to kiss at midnight.

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« Reply #5541 on: December 30, 2014, 10:58:42 PM »
Been invited to a new years party by a friend, haven't seen her in a year or so, kinda dreading going all the way out there, my anxiety has been kicked up ever since i took time off work, i'm thinking fuck it just go and if things get bad sneak out and head home

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5542 on: December 31, 2014, 02:11:52 AM »
I've got marijuana. Should I wear a hat or perhaps some sort of socks with marijuana on them? Whoever thinks of that first is going to be rich!

Coke. Try and get really good coke.

Try and take ger attention of shit and feed her big lines and you small ones (notorious coke dick)

Weed is better for fucking but she doesn't want normal Joe weed dick.

Or give her a shot if she's down and dive in

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5543 on: December 31, 2014, 02:37:41 AM »

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5544 on: December 31, 2014, 08:34:25 AM »
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I was tracer
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a bold confession

extremely bold. we'll need to see some proof.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5545 on: December 31, 2014, 11:40:07 AM »
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In my ongoing effort to socialize myself, I've started a meetup.com group. The group is for bar trivia. I don't know what I'm hoping for, but I do know that my anxiety is going through the roof. I'm scared no one is going to join me and even more scared if someone actually does. I'm having really hard time thinking of anything else. I can't back out now because I already paid. Fuck.
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I actually tried looking just in case you were in my area. Where is your meetup by the way?
San Diego. Thanks for the vote of confidence guys. Also, if  I had access to coke, I don't know that I would feel comfortable with it. Then again, this is about overcoming my boundaries.
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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« Reply #5546 on: December 31, 2014, 01:44:59 PM »
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In my ongoing effort to socialize myself, I've started a meetup.com group. The group is for bar trivia. I don't know what I'm hoping for, but I do know that my anxiety is going through the roof. I'm scared no one is going to join me and even more scared if someone actually does. I'm having really hard time thinking of anything else. I can't back out now because I already paid. Fuck.
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I actually tried looking just in case you were in my area. Where is your meetup by the way?
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San Diego. Thanks for the vote of confidence guys. Also, if  I had access to coke, I don't know that I would feel comfortable with it. Then again, this is about overcoming my boundaries.
Fuck I would love to play bar trivia.

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« Reply #5547 on: December 31, 2014, 02:16:50 PM »
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In my ongoing effort to socialize myself, I've started a meetup.com group. The group is for bar trivia. I don't know what I'm hoping for, but I do know that my anxiety is going through the roof. I'm scared no one is going to join me and even more scared if someone actually does. I'm having really hard time thinking of anything else. I can't back out now because I already paid. Fuck.
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I actually tried looking just in case you were in my area. Where is your meetup by the way?
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San Diego. Thanks for the vote of confidence guys. Also, if  I had access to coke, I don't know that I would feel comfortable with it. Then again, this is about overcoming my boundaries.
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Fuck I would love to play bar trivia.

I'd do bar trivia too.

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« Reply #5548 on: December 31, 2014, 08:07:44 PM »
nice guy2 really is a nice guy^
haven't gone skate for a month
ain't get outta bed for 4 days straight
haven't done dope w/ anyone
if i did i'd still be outta dope today
nice guy is kind of positive/negative

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« Reply #5549 on: January 01, 2015, 03:27:16 AM »
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I've got marijuana. Should I wear a hat or perhaps some sort of socks with marijuana on them? Whoever thinks of that first is going to be rich!
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Coke. Try and get really good coke.

Try and take ger attention of shit and feed her big lines and you small ones (notorious coke dick)

Weed is better for fucking but she doesn't want normal Joe weed dick.

Or give her a shot if she's down and dive in

This made me laugh really fuckin hard. Hard enough to disrupt my neighbors snoring for half a second.
normal joe weed dick haaaaaa
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