real confessions

[iKobrakai]

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Personally, with first hook-ups I get too nervous and start overthinking to the point I can't do it. Kinda my fault because I aimed to and eventually lost my virginity to someone I loved. Now I associate sex with strong feelings of affection towards a person.

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This is me, totally.

I'm afraid I also prefer a woman to actually like me so that puts my wife out of the picture. It's like trying to get hard and jerk off whilst two feet from a whirring chainsaw.

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I wish I was one of those dudes that'd fuck anyone by just being in the mood. Being intuitive has a huge downfall in that sense. I can't just fuck someone who doesn't have an equal desire in return.

I was like that in my teens, sticking my dick in all the wrong faces. It is gone now and I'm kind of happy about it.

[shit_for_brains]

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Personally, with first hook-ups I get too nervous and start overthinking to the point I can't do it. Kinda my fault because I aimed to and eventually lost my virginity to someone I loved. Now I associate sex with strong feelings of affection towards a person.

[close]

This is me, totally.

I'm afraid I also prefer a woman to actually like me so that puts my wife out of the picture. It's like trying to get hard and jerk off whilst two feet from a whirring chainsaw.

[close]

I wish I was one of those dudes that'd fuck anyone by just being in the mood. Being intuitive has a huge downfall in that sense. I can't just fuck someone who doesn't have an equal desire in return.

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I was like that in my teens, sticking my dick in all the wrong faces. It is gone now and I'm kind of happy about it.

Your dick is gone?

[Mongoloid]

Dick of Ikobrakai.

[iKobrakai]

You sure got me there, kudos!

And another thing: I kind of like this chick I'm banging, but pretend to be indifferent.

[Matthew_James]

You sure got me there, kudos!

And another thing: I kind of like this chick I'm banging, but pretend to be indifferent.

How's it working out for you?

[iKobrakai]

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You sure got me there, kudos!

And another thing: I kind of like this chick I'm banging, but pretend to be indifferent.

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How's it working out for you?

Like everything else, pretty bad. I'm addicted to suffering.

[Pigeon]

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You sure got me there, kudos!

And another thing: I kind of like this chick I'm banging, but pretend to be indifferent.

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How's it working out for you?

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Like everything else, pretty bad. I'm addicted to suffering.

better than being addicted to dog drugs

In high school, during history class, I got an erection while watching Roots...it was the scene where the women are bouncing around the ship and you could see their tits...such a relief to get that off my chest.

[iKobrakai]

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You sure got me there, kudos!

And another thing: I kind of like this chick I'm banging, but pretend to be indifferent.

[close]

How's it working out for you?

[close]

Like everything else, pretty bad. I'm addicted to suffering.

[close]

better than being addicted to dog drugs

In high school, during history class, I got an erection while watching Roots...it was the scene where the women are bouncing around the ship and you could see their tits...such a relief to get that off my chest.

Would.

[wheelies]

I think rick and morty fucking sucks.

I bought icehouse because I wanted to get the most alcohol for my money.

I stole sweatpants.

[Mongoloid]

I think rick and morty fucking sucks.

I bought icehouse because I wanted to get the most alcohol for my money.

I stole sweatpants.

I actually think Icehouse is pretty good for budget beer.

I just got a 30 of Genesee Ice for $15 and feel like that's an absolute steal. Where I'm working for the next week and a half is connected to a packie, and I can drink on break. Ideal work environment!

[Pigeon]

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I think rick and morty fucking sucks.

I bought icehouse because I wanted to get the most alcohol for my money.

I stole sweatpants.

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I actually think Icehouse is pretty good for budget beer.

I just got a 30 of Genesee Ice for $15 and feel like that's an absolute steal. Where I'm working for the next week and a half is connected to a packie, and I can drink on break. Ideal work environment!

Boxer is the same price but comes in a case of 36, if you can get it. It's a bit sweet, because of the excessive malt, though. Not to shit on you guys, considering I failed giving up alcohol, I picked up a 12 pack of New Belgium Citradelic, which is a tangerine IPA...$15.14 after tax.

I shaved my pubes off, but my dick/balls feel kind of greasy. Any recommendations for beard trimmers that don't hurt or feel weird on the balls? Using a Gillette is a bit much because I want some scruff...not completely shaven.

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

Any recommendations for beard trimmers that don't hurt or feel weird on the balls? Using a Gillette is a bit much because I want some scruff...not completely shaven.

https://www.walmart.ca/en/ip/gillette-fusion-proglide-styler-3-in-1-mens-body-groomer-with-beard-trimmer/6000055456468
disposable, but these things go alright

[Dr. Octagon]

three weeks ago I jerked off in a bathroom stall at the MGM Grand while drinking a pina colada. AMA

[Grind King Rims]

three weeks ago I jerked off in a bathroom stall at the MGM Grand while drinking a pina colada. AMA

Did you put the drink down while you jerked? What was the inspiration for the masturbation? Alcoholic or not?

[h00man]

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three weeks ago I jerked off in a bathroom stall at the MGM Grand while drinking a pina colada. AMA

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Did you put the drink down while you jerked? What was the inspiration for the masturbation? Alcoholic or not?

Why didnt you just use the liquid courage to find yourself a nice sex partner and fuck her/him in the hotel?

[Dr. Octagon]

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three weeks ago I jerked off in a bathroom stall at the MGM Grand while drinking a pina colada. AMA

[close]

Did you put the drink down while you jerked? What was the inspiration for the masturbation? Alcoholic or not?

[close]

Why didnt you just use the liquid courage to find yourself a nice sex partner and fuck her/him in the hotel?

I set the drink down. But I'm not sure if that was the best idea, I don't know how clean those floors are.

My girlfriend and I already had sex that day, I was in there to poop and it just happened.

[tobey]

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three weeks ago I jerked off in a bathroom stall at the MGM Grand while drinking a pina colada. AMA

[close]

Did you put the drink down while you jerked? What was the inspiration for the masturbation? Alcoholic or not?

[close]

Why didnt you just use the liquid courage to find yourself a nice sex partner and fuck her/him in the hotel?

[close]

I set the drink down. But I'm not sure if that was the best idea, I don't know how clean those floors are.

My girlfriend and I already had sex that day, I was in there to poop and it just happened.

Did you poop and jerk off the same time? Or did you jerk off first then poop or poop first then jerk off?

Which end would you prefer?

[Dr. Octagon]

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three weeks ago I jerked off in a bathroom stall at the MGM Grand while drinking a pina colada. AMA

[close]

Did you put the drink down while you jerked? What was the inspiration for the masturbation? Alcoholic or not?

[close]

Why didnt you just use the liquid courage to find yourself a nice sex partner and fuck her/him in the hotel?

[close]

I set the drink down. But I'm not sure if that was the best idea, I don't know how clean those floors are.

My girlfriend and I already had sex that day, I was in there to poop and it just happened.

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Did you poop and jerk off the same time? Or did you jerk off first then poop or poop first then jerk off?

Which end would you prefer?

poop, wipe, jerk, in that order.

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

should have done it at the same time and doubled your pleasure

[Grind King Rims]

You mean to tell me you milked the bull while the smell of manure was in the air?

[Esquivel]

Contemplating to buy Tensor trucks because I can't bear slipping axles any more.

[SodaJerk]

Contemplating to buy Tensor trucks because I can't bear slipping axles any more.

Before you do anything rash.

[Esquivel]

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Contemplating to buy Tensor trucks because I can't bear slipping axles any more.

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Before you do anything rash.

That guy hanging upside down is quite convincing, I will give Loctite a go.

[ttching!]

Asian chicks in plastic mech-suits

[wheelies]

I sold a car seat to buy drugs but my mom threw them out so I stole to starbucks tip jar to buy more.

[doublesteveburger]

I sold a car seat to buy drugs but my mom threw them out so I stole to starbucks tip jar to buy more.

He's back. The bawtawd we've all grown to love.

[wheelies]

Coinstared it to $31, I only needed $27 to mess my life up for a few months though. So I bought tobacco too. Its not cool or fun what I do though.

[wheelies]

actually its kinda fun

[Pigeon]

My dreams lately have been realistic and boring. I just woke up thinking I missed my flight, when I haven't even booked a flight yet. Since it was 4 AM and I couldn't sleep, I ended up buying a ticket. My dreams used to be fucked, or I would wake up mid-kickflip, only to realize that I was in bed, and not on a skateboard. I haven't smoked weed for a bit over a month now, so I'm assuming it's affecting my dreams. When I head back to California, I really want to smoke, so I can cut out alcohol and still be able to eat properly. Without smoking or drinking, I can only eat one meal a day and a little bit of fruit, as well as a cup of coffee...basically consume 600 calories, which isn't healthy either. At the same time, I need to be frugal with money, because $100/week adds up over time. I need to get my finances together so I can mortgage an apartment or house by 2020.

[iKobrakai]

My dreams lately have been realistic and boring. I just woke up thinking I missed my flight, when I haven't even booked a flight yet. Since it was 4 AM and I couldn't sleep, I ended up buying a ticket. My dreams used to be fucked, or I would wake up mid-kickflip, only to realize that I was in bed, and not on a skateboard. I haven't smoked weed for a bit over a month now, so I'm assuming it's affecting my dreams. When I head back to California, I really want to smoke, so I can cut out alcohol and still be able to eat properly. Without smoking or drinking, I can only eat one meal a day and a little bit of fruit, as well as a cup of coffee...basically consume 600 calories, which isn't healthy either. At the same time, I need to be frugal with money, because $100/week adds up over time. I need to get my finances together so I can mortgage an apartment or house by 2020.

600 for an adult male? Dude, you maintenance is at least 1800. You are starving, I don't know if you gonna make it past 2018, please stop.