real confessions

[Grind King Rims]

Maybe it was recent illness, maybe it's that I'm back from holiday's, maybe it's my job or the weather, but I'm really awfully depressed lately.

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sharted in my computer chair while eating a taco

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Did you finish the taco?

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Dude? You don't waste tacos.

yeah and i had a taco on deck, too.  ate them both.  i put my boxers in a ziploc bag like a classy person and threw them away

[shit_for_brains]

What makes it classy is that it's ziploc brand.

[bawtawd5]

I was watching skate videos on youtube on the tv and left it on and went somewhere. Then I got back and its playing revive videos on repeat and my mom is sitting there watching them. This is fucked, I hope she doesn't think Im gay.

[ImportantGuy]

I was watching skate videos on youtube on the tv and left it on and went somewhere. Then I got back and its playing revive videos on repeat and my mom is sitting there watching them. This is fucked, I hope she doesn't think Im gay.

Are you?

[SodaJerk]

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I was watching skate videos on youtube on the tv and left it on and went somewhere. Then I got back and its playing revive videos on repeat and my mom is sitting there watching them. This is fucked, I hope she doesn't think Im gay.

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Are you?

[ducky darnsworth]

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I was watching skate videos on youtube on the tv and left it on and went somewhere. Then I got back and its playing revive videos on repeat and my mom is sitting there watching them. This is fucked, I hope she doesn't think Im gay.

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Are you?

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I'm not gay but $20 is $20

[SodaJerk]

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I was watching skate videos on youtube on the tv and left it on and went somewhere. Then I got back and its playing revive videos on repeat and my mom is sitting there watching them. This is fucked, I hope she doesn't think Im gay.

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Are you?

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I'm not gay but $20 is $20

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So weird the photo I posted of that quote disappeared.

[ducky darnsworth]

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I was watching skate videos on youtube on the tv and left it on and went somewhere. Then I got back and its playing revive videos on repeat and my mom is sitting there watching them. This is fucked, I hope she doesn't think Im gay.

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Are you?

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I'm not gay but $20 is $20

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So weird the photo I posted of that quote disappeared.

huh, i see the link you posted, it was saying something about my connection not being private i think you used a url from some wonky ass website, but from reverse url searching this the image you were trying to post right?

[SodaJerk]

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I was watching skate videos on youtube on the tv and left it on and went somewhere. Then I got back and its playing revive videos on repeat and my mom is sitting there watching them. This is fucked, I hope she doesn't think Im gay.

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Are you?

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I'm not gay but $20 is $20

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So weird the photo I posted of that quote disappeared.

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huh, i see the link you posted, it was saying something about my connection not being private i think you used a url from some wonky ass website, but from reverse url searching this the image you were trying to post right?

That was it.

[ducky darnsworth]

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I was watching skate videos on youtube on the tv and left it on and went somewhere. Then I got back and its playing revive videos on repeat and my mom is sitting there watching them. This is fucked, I hope she doesn't think Im gay.

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Are you?

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I'm not gay but $20 is $20

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So weird the photo I posted of that quote disappeared.

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huh, i see the link you posted, it was saying something about my connection not being private i think you used a url from some wonky ass website, but from reverse url searching this the image you were trying to post right?

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That was it.

aight cool, ima be honest i dont get the picture reference but i feel like its probably pretty funny

[buttchin]

I think I might have genital warts. I hooked up with a really thrashy chick no condom and now I'm paying the consequences. I have small white bumps on my dick. I am about to go to a clinic to get it checked out, but I know 100% that I have the HPV virus. I'm super bummed because now I feel like I'll ruin a ton of potential relationships after disclosing this shit to girls I meet or If they see my dick at this state.

[shit_for_brains]

I think I might have genital warts. I hooked up with a really thrashy chick no condom and now I'm paying the consequences. I have small white bumps on my dick. I am about to go to a clinic to get it checked out, but I know 100% that I have the HPV virus. I'm super bummed because now I feel like I'll ruin a ton of potential relationships after disclosing this shit to girls I meet or If they see my dick at this state.

Just keep banging dirty whores for the rest of your life and you'll be fine/have more fun.

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ive been thinking about starting a thread called "ask shit for brains" that's basically an advice column ..

[Grind King Rims]

Do it

[doublesteveburger]

Do it

I thought I had something once but it turns out it was just the way my pants were constantly tugging at my junk while at work (full shifts at production line tables) and it cleared away within the week after quitting that job. At least that's what I tell myself. I don't get out much anyway.

[Grind King Rims]

I get eczema on my junk from time to time and when I was like 13 I thought I got herpes from a toilet seat or some shit.

[doublesteveburger]

I get eczema on my junk from time to time and when I was like 13 I thought I got herpes from a toilet seat or some shit.

A buddy of mine got Chlamydia first try bolts when he lost his Virginity.

[Grind King Rims]

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I get eczema on my junk from time to time and when I was like 13 I thought I got herpes from a toilet seat or some shit.

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A buddy of mine got Chlamydia first try bolts when he lost his Virginity.

Well. Do me a favour and tell "your friend" that he's gnarly as all hell, that's heavy as a hammer. Also tell him that I loved his epicly later'd when he clowned Birdo.

[imad]

I think I might have genital warts. I hooked up with a really thrashy chick no condom and now I'm paying the consequences. I have small white bumps on my dick. I am about to go to a clinic to get it checked out, but I know 100% that I have the HPV virus. I'm super bummed because now I feel like I'll ruin a ton of potential relationships after disclosing this shit to girls I meet or If they see my dick at this state.

LOL

[shit_for_brains]

ive been thinking about starting a thread called "ask shit for brains" that's basically an advice column ..

"Someone else have ideas" isn't an idea

[doublesteveburger]

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I get eczema on my junk from time to time and when I was like 13 I thought I got herpes from a toilet seat or some shit.

[close]

A buddy of mine got Chlamydia first try bolts when he lost his Virginity.

[close]

Well. Do me a favour and tell "your friend" that he's gnarly as all hell, that's heavy as a hammer. Also tell him that I loved his epicly later'd when he clowned Birdo.

Link me, I've never seen my friend Chance's epicly later'd.

[Pigeon]

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I think I might have genital warts. I hooked up with a really thrashy chick no condom and now I'm paying the consequences. I have small white bumps on my dick. I am about to go to a clinic to get it checked out, but I know 100% that I have the HPV virus. I'm super bummed because now I feel like I'll ruin a ton of potential relationships after disclosing this shit to girls I meet or If they see my dick at this state.

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LOL

[Grind King Rims]

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I get eczema on my junk from time to time and when I was like 13 I thought I got herpes from a toilet seat or some shit.

[close]

A buddy of mine got Chlamydia first try bolts when he lost his Virginity.

[close]

Well. Do me a favour and tell "your friend" that he's gnarly as all hell, that's heavy as a hammer. Also tell him that I loved his epicly later'd when he clowned Birdo.

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Link me, I've never seen my friend Chance's epicly later'd.

Your friend Chance has a very apt name considering his sexual history.

[doublesteveburger]

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I get eczema on my junk from time to time and when I was like 13 I thought I got herpes from a toilet seat or some shit.

[close]

A buddy of mine got Chlamydia first try bolts when he lost his Virginity.

[close]

Well. Do me a favour and tell "your friend" that he's gnarly as all hell, that's heavy as a hammer. Also tell him that I loved his epicly later'd when he clowned Birdo.

[close]

Link me, I've never seen my friend Chance's epicly later'd.

[close]

Your friend Chance has a very apt name considering his sexual history.

That's funny, never thought of it that way. Ammo for the next roast for sure.

[Grind King Rims]

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I get eczema on my junk from time to time and when I was like 13 I thought I got herpes from a toilet seat or some shit.

[close]

A buddy of mine got Chlamydia first try bolts when he lost his Virginity.

[close]

Well. Do me a favour and tell "your friend" that he's gnarly as all hell, that's heavy as a hammer. Also tell him that I loved his epicly later'd when he clowned Birdo.

[close]

Link me, I've never seen my friend Chance's epicly later'd.

[close]

Your friend Chance has a very apt name considering his sexual history.

[close]

That's funny, never thought of it that way. Ammo for the next roast for sure.

Yeah

So, uh... wanna hang out sometime or what?

[bawtawd5]

I skipped work twice to smoke blunts

[bawtawd5]

I like the game leaf ripoff bacwood

[Pigeon]

I almost fucked a dude, but backed out, at the last minute...used to think I was bi-curious, but not anymore.

[straight]

full story asap .. see truhillos for a how to write this