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Re: real confessions
« Reply #480 on: June 03, 2007, 10:20:20 PM »
highway to the danger zone.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #481 on: June 04, 2007, 11:06:18 PM »
sometimes i listen to pop music that is probably on the top 100

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #482 on: June 04, 2007, 11:21:53 PM »
My girlfriend has herpes and i don't fucking care because i love her, we've been having sex constantly for a long time and i haven't gotten it (blood work confirmed) so fuck it.  Feels good to type that because none of my friends know.

yeah good one alex, you thought we wouldn't find out, we're your friends we know everything dude

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #483 on: June 04, 2007, 11:48:36 PM »
sometimes i listen to rap/pop stuff and  i have a thing at my school to check your grades at home and i never told my parents and its been 3 years and im almost in highschool and if i don't pass i can't go to highschool and im faling like every class even pe
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #484 on: June 04, 2007, 11:51:56 PM »
remember when slap was taken over by high school kids? now they give way to elementary schoolers...braeley skate, tiredofitall, kev, jordan webber, gest are all under 13, and post accordingly
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« Reply #485 on: June 04, 2007, 11:57:31 PM »
remember when slap was taken over by high school kids? now they give way to elementary schoolers...braeley skate, tiredofitall, kev, jordan webber, gest are all under 13, and post accordingly

oh yeah im 13 doi!

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #486 on: June 05, 2007, 12:22:39 AM »
yea im above all the rest im 14 yea son wait let me be cool fuck dude your a fucking faggot im 14 dumbass
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #487 on: June 05, 2007, 12:44:22 AM »
i truely don't give a fuck about El Toro.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #488 on: June 05, 2007, 09:50:47 AM »
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My girlfriend has herpes and i don't fucking care because i love her, we've been having sex constantly for a long time and i haven't gotten it (blood work confirmed) so fuck it.  Feels good to type that because none of my friends know.
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yeah good one alex, you thought we wouldn't find out, we're your friends we know everything dude

hah... that's some good myspace sleuthing... dick
but seriously, can't the sanctity of the confession thread be respected?
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #489 on: June 05, 2007, 12:33:59 PM »
i truely don't give a fuck about El Toro.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #490 on: June 05, 2007, 03:19:41 PM »
i love skateboarding all the time, but sometimes i wish i was one of those douchebags who hangs out with hot girls and parties every week
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #491 on: June 05, 2007, 03:33:20 PM »
i have a thing at my school to check your grades at home and i never told my parents and its been 3 years and im almost in highschool and if i don't pass i can't go to highschool and im faling like every class even pe

How about you focus your account and go fucking study?  Because you really have to be some sort of new level person to fail elementary junior high.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #492 on: June 05, 2007, 05:18:56 PM »
I failed 9th grade

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #493 on: June 05, 2007, 06:22:15 PM »
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i have a thing at my school to check your grades at home and i never told my parents and its been 3 years and im almost in highschool and if i don't pass i can't go to highschool and im faling like every class even pe
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How about you focus your account and go fucking study?  Because you really have to be some sort of new level person to fail elementary junior high.

to be fair, i barley passed junior high, but then again i didnt apply my self and had to hear about it all the time.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #494 on: June 05, 2007, 06:25:20 PM »
That's a bummer.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #495 on: June 05, 2007, 08:46:49 PM »
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My girlfriend has herpes and i don't fucking care because i love her, we've been having sex constantly for a long time and i haven't gotten it (blood work confirmed) so fuck it.  Feels good to type that because none of my friends know.
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yeah good one alex, you thought we wouldn't find out, we're your friends we know everything dude
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hah... that's some good myspace sleuthing... dick
but seriously, can't the sanctity of the confession thread be respected?
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #496 on: June 05, 2007, 08:56:44 PM »
"he doesn't apply himself"

that has echoed through my life from teachers, family, friends, etc. Bad thing is now I'm finding out it's true.

Marty McFly syndrome? *shrugs*


ps: I hate going to spots where I can't even do one trick
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #497 on: June 05, 2007, 10:12:17 PM »
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but sometimes i wish i was one of those douchebags who hangs out with hot girls and parties every week
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Every now and then I'll ponder the same thing, but it definitely is lame as fuck.

were you that dude who did that natrual-koncept-esque roofdrop?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #498 on: June 05, 2007, 10:23:48 PM »
i tell my parents ill stay out of north philly but thats usually the only place i end up skating.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #499 on: June 05, 2007, 10:27:59 PM »
i tell my parents ill stay out of north philly but thats usually the only place i end up skating.


Seems like West Philly is worse these days anyway. I did the same shit when I was a kid.
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« Reply #500 on: June 05, 2007, 10:58:36 PM »
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i have a thing at my school to check your grades at home and i never told my parents and its been 3 years and im almost in highschool and if i don't pass i can't go to highschool and im faling like every class even pe
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How about you focus your account and go fucking study?  Because you really have to be some sort of new level person to fail elementary junior high.
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to be fair, i barley passed junior high, but then again i didnt apply my self and had to hear about it all the time.

yea same i just don't try and once you miss one thing u get bihind so much it sucks pretty bad even if u have a d+ u don't pass last time i passed by .02 percent it was the best
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #501 on: June 06, 2007, 10:53:31 PM »
I jerked off everyday after school in the woods when I was about 8years old
I jerked off in the chairlift when I was 20years old

thanks for sharing.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #502 on: June 06, 2007, 11:47:24 PM »
I jerked off everyday after school in the woods when I was about 8years old
did you cum?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #503 on: June 07, 2007, 12:17:52 AM »
I jerked off everyday after school in the woods when I was about 8years old
I jerked off in the chairlift when I was 20years old

thanks for sharing.



a little to early if u ask me
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #504 on: June 07, 2007, 02:03:21 AM »
like greg said a few pages back, thus ehread is becoming trash, except for the jerking off in the woods confesion.....

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #505 on: June 07, 2007, 04:24:11 AM »
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I jerked off everyday after school in the woods when I was about 8years old
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did you cum?

hmm. not sure but I guess I didn't 'cause I remember that the first times I wanked I didn't 'cum' at all. Like I got the orgasm but didn't ejaculate at all



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Re: real confessions
« Reply #506 on: June 07, 2007, 04:33:28 AM »
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I jerked off everyday after school in the woods when I was about 8years old
I jerked off in the chairlift when I was 20years old

thanks for sharing.


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a little to early if u ask me

I was just a little jolly wanker laying in the woods back then...I don't know when other guys started doing that shit.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #507 on: June 07, 2007, 06:25:32 PM »
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I jerked off everyday after school in the woods when I was about 8years old
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did you cum?
that was the best post ever.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #508 on: June 07, 2007, 06:28:13 PM »
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but sometimes i wish i was one of those douchebags who hangs out with hot girls and parties every week
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Every now and then I'll ponder the same thing, but it definitely is lame as fuck.
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natrual-koncept-esque
i hope you don't talk like that in real life.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #509 on: June 07, 2007, 09:43:09 PM »
My dad drove my sister, her friend, my girlfriend and I to some museum about 4 hours from my place (we left at like 5am, so we brought blankes and pillows).

So me and the girl are in the back row of his van, just chillin layin down. I finger her, she sucks my dick, then we fucked.

My sisters friend would peek over her seat and we would just freeze, then continue. One of the most awkward sex escapades I've had, very...VERY quiet sex.

Dad asked me today what my funniest jack off story was, I just told him I banged the girl in the back of his van while he was driving

Dad said nice