real confessions

[matty_c]

Hahaha I spat my drink out at that

This kids 18th, years ago was there with a couple mates we were pretty wasted but the kid who’s birthday it was was pretty straight. There was like a buffet with all different foods. There was a cob loaf with that ricotta spinach shit inside and I took it round the side and pissed in it. I put it back on the table and we left.

I went to a pretty exclusive high school or whatever, I was super into skating and punk  but I did debating. I’m there’s one night after a debate and I see some asshole has parked their sweet convertible top down. You already know

Oh shit just remembered my boy pinky pissed off a third floor balcony into another mates ute, like into the tray onto his stuff

[georgethecat]

Hahaha I spat my drink out at that

This kids 18th, years ago was there with a couple mates we were pretty wasted but the kid who’s birthday it was was pretty straight. There was like a buffet with all different foods. There was a cob loaf with that ricotta spinach shit inside and I took it round the side and pissed in it. I put it back on the table and we left.

I went to a pretty exclusive high school or whatever, I was super into skating and punk  but I did debating. I’m there’s one night after a debate and I see some asshole has parked their sweet convertible top down. You already know

Oh shit just remembered my boy pinky pissed off a third floor balcony into another mates ute, like into the tray onto his stuff

You are a piss monster and a public health hazard.

[Krile]

Hahaha I spat my drink out at that

This kids 18th, years ago was there with a couple mates we were pretty wasted but the kid who’s birthday it was was pretty straight. There was like a buffet with all different foods. There was a cob loaf with that ricotta spinach shit inside and I took it round the side and pissed in it. I put it back on the table and we left.

I went to a pretty exclusive high school or whatever, I was super into skating and punk  but I did debating. I’m there’s one night after a debate and I see some asshole has parked their sweet convertible top down. You already know

Oh shit just remembered my boy pinky pissed off a third floor balcony into another mates ute, like into the tray onto his stuff

theres a special place in hell for people like you

[Krile]

The only place on the internet I post besides slap is the occasional youtube comment. No facebook, insta or any social media and I don't/have never used reddit. This is my only message board and basically where I get half my news.

[Krile]

I'll never give the skateboard industry another dime as long as I live.

[Yu Dum]

I'll never give the skateboard industry another dime as long as I live.

Good, you should get the fuck off here while you're at it.

[Krile]

I'm a compulsive liar

[Krile]

forgot i might need another sheet of grip

[Yesterdays-pop]

I jerk to a picture of Ben Raemers sister at least once a day since 2013.

[ihatejulio]

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I'll never give the skateboard industry another dime as long as I live.

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Good, you should get the fuck off here while you're at it.

[Krile]

the game needs me

[Dr-Feelgood]

I'll never give the skateboard industry another dime as long as I live.

you've proven yourself to be a kook multiple times but please do explain this sentence, im curious as to why?

[iKobrakai]

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I'll never give the skateboard industry another dime as long as I live.

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you've proven yourself to be a kook multiple times but please do explain this sentence, im curious as to why?

Robbed a skateshop on Xanax?

[Frank]

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I'll never give the skateboard industry another dime as long as I live.

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you've proven yourself to be a kook multiple times but please do explain this sentence, im curious as to why?

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Robbed a skateshop on Xanax?

could totally see most skateshop staff being too fried themselves to even stop a dude on xanax robbing shit from their store.

[Krile]

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I'll never give the skateboard industry another dime as long as I live.

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you've proven yourself to be a kook multiple times but please do explain this sentence, im curious as to why?

I've put together 7 completes and have extra bearings and 20 pairs of shoes. I have 3 8.25 BBS decks that I'm going to use first then fuck around with the smaller ones. I can't justify stockpiling anything more realistically. My plan is to try to finesse boxes out of the bunt and just skate through the stuff I have. I'm 30 years old and am pretty good at prolonging the life of my gear so there is a reasonably high chance I never have to buy anything skate related again.

My clothing choices are highly specific and almost never covered by skate companies so again the chance of me buying a skate t-shirt or something is super super low.

[Krile]

the only skate product I can see myself buying in the next 5 years are more dunk lows. maybe another RDS hoodie if they drop something sexy

[matty_c]

Send me a setup with indys
fuck you need 7 completes for

[fakie nollie]

Yesterday, I was taking a shower after I had worked out. Heated up the water and turned on some music in the bathroom. My wife was out for the day so I decided I’d jerk off in the shower.

I’m playing a playlist through spotify that is listening to classic music. The Rolling Stones etcetera. I’m jamming out and nodding my head while I get some me time in.

Right as I’m getting close the finishing, Elton John’s Rocket Man comes on. I haven’t heard this song in a while and the lyrics are hitting me deep. Right before the second chorus hits, I feel the end is near. Right as he yells, “Rocket Man!”, I finish.

In that moment, with the combination of an orgasm and hearing the chorus, I actually shed a tear of joy. A few seconds later, I’m balling from joy and euphoria. My flaccid self in hand, crouched over, mumbling the lyrics to Rocket Man while I rinse the tears from my face.

[Shiek]

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I'll never give the skateboard industry another dime as long as I live.

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you've proven yourself to be a kook multiple times but please do explain this sentence, im curious as to why?

[close]

I've put together 7 completes and have extra bearings and 20 pairs of shoes. I have 3 8.25 BBS decks that I'm going to use first then fuck around with the smaller ones. I can't justify stockpiling anything more realistically. My plan is to try to finesse boxes out of the bunt and just skate through the stuff I have. I'm 30 years old and am pretty good at prolonging the life of my gear so there is a reasonably high chance I never have to buy anything skate related again.

My clothing choices are highly specific and almost never covered by skate companies so again the chance of me buying a skate t-shirt or something is super super low.

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You're 30 years old and you make multiple shitty accounts on slap while telling people in the mental health thread to kill themselves? I would have guessed you were just another attention-starved edgy 14-year-old but you're even more pathetic than I imagined. Focus.

I never told anyone to kill themselves and focusing my account is pointless when I have multiple of them cmon

[Shiek]

when I came to this forum people were posting gay porn and people shitting in all the threads, this place was a horrible look for skateboarding

[Peter Zagreus]

when I came to this forum people were posting gay porn and people shitting in all the threads, this place was a horrible look for skateboarding

Nah, that was peak Slap.

[Shiek]

it's not my fault that no one has been outed as a nazi recently and tk hasnt threatened to put anyone in the sky

[ihatejulio]

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I'll never give the skateboard industry another dime as long as I live.

[close]

you've proven yourself to be a kook multiple times but please do explain this sentence, im curious as to why?

[close]

I've put together 7 completes and have extra bearings and 20 pairs of shoes. I have 3 8.25 BBS decks that I'm going to use first then fuck around with the smaller ones. I can't justify stockpiling anything more realistically. My plan is to try to finesse boxes out of the bunt and just skate through the stuff I have. I'm 30 years old and am pretty good at prolonging the life of my gear so there is a reasonably high chance I never have to buy anything skate related again.

My clothing choices are highly specific and almost never covered by skate companies so again the chance of me buying a skate t-shirt or something is super super low.

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You're 30 years old and you make multiple shitty accounts on slap while telling people in the mental health thread to kill themselves? I would have guessed you were just another attention-starved edgy 14-year-old but you're even more pathetic than I imagined. Focus.

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I never told anyone to kill themselves and focusing my account is pointless when I have multiple of them cmon

My mistake, you said that all mentally ill people should be euthanized which is a way more rational thing to say than the former.

[Shiek]

you're even more pathetic than I imagined.

why the hell are you imagining me if you want to get to know me hit my PMs

[switchmongojazzpush]

the only skate product I can see myself buying in the next 5 years is another RDS hoodie if they drop something sexy

[Shiek]

My mistake, you said that all mentally ill people should be euthanized which is a way more rational thing to say than the former.

No person that was Zephyr-Cum and it was only a few days ago nice memory you got there

[Shiek]

Send me a setup with indys
fuck you need 7 completes for

the only set up with indys is my egg which I use for going to the store and stuff the roads around here suck ass so I have soft wheels on it.

I have 7 setups cuz I wanted to try purchasing from a few shops to see which ones I like and wanted to try certain products for myself and I like how 6 of them look on my desk



pretty pointless i know but what else am I supposed to do, actually use the stuff?

[Shiek]

I want to swap out some of the trucks for ACEs and Tensors and Krux and need to get a new set of soft wheels for the egg, might make the space man a 2nd cruiser and try some OJs

[BieberStance]

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Send me a setup with indys
fuck you need 7 completes for

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the only set up with indys is my egg which I use for going to the store and stuff the roads around here suck ass so I have soft wheels on it.

I have 7 setups cuz I wanted to try purchasing from a few shops to see which ones I like and wanted to try certain products for myself and I like how 6 of them look on my desk



pretty pointless i know but what else am I supposed to do, actually use the stuff?

your taste is horrible.
so it will propably change pretty quick.
you will feel shit about what you own.

what leads to you buying a shitload of new stuff
and in consequence not using what you have

nothing will fit the void in you in the long run but

you may save the whole hardgood industry by yourself.


would gnar if i could.

[Shiek]

I like having horrible taste because at least its unique to me, "good taste" evolves and to have consistently good taste is to consistently adhere to trends. I would have liked all that garbage at 14 and I still like it now because my choices reflect my personality. Skateboarding isn't high art to me it's childrens todays. Every time I look up at my desk I feel like a little kid in a skateshop which is a feeling I'll never get again.