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Re: real confessions
« Reply #900 on: October 31, 2007, 10:56:20 AM »
sorry to hear man. maybe you should chill on the drink?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #901 on: October 31, 2007, 01:48:05 PM »
sorry to hear man. maybe you should chill on the drink?

This happened early this year. I'm drinking less, things are going good and I don't want to die.
"You were such a shitty parent that your kid couldn't even make it to term A guy who killed his child before it could be born because he was so shitty didn't do anything wrong.You know how the rest of us became positive members of society BY NOT BEING PIECES OF SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE"-Ronald Reagon

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #902 on: October 31, 2007, 01:49:42 PM »
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sorry to hear man. maybe you should chill on the drink?
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This happened early this year. I'm drinking less, things are going good and I don't want to die.

Good man, don't take the pussy way out. You got your girl in boston now man. Glad to hear things are better. I'll be up there this weekend. Maybe we'll shred.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #903 on: October 31, 2007, 02:35:14 PM »
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sorry to hear man. maybe you should chill on the drink?
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This happened early this year. I'm drinking less, things are going good and I don't want to die.
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Good man, don't take the pussy way out. You got your girl in boston now man. Glad to hear things are better. I'll be up there this weekend. Maybe we'll shred.

Yeah that would be fun. Let me know if you wanna meet up.
"You were such a shitty parent that your kid couldn't even make it to term A guy who killed his child before it could be born because he was so shitty didn't do anything wrong.You know how the rest of us became positive members of society BY NOT BEING PIECES OF SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE"-Ronald Reagon

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #904 on: October 31, 2007, 03:45:19 PM »
it's cool to see everyone actually reading this shit and not acting like complete cunts as a reply.



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Re: real confessions
« Reply #905 on: October 31, 2007, 03:48:11 PM »
This is like the Slap confession booth. You must be respectful.
"You were such a shitty parent that your kid couldn't even make it to term A guy who killed his child before it could be born because he was so shitty didn't do anything wrong.You know how the rest of us became positive members of society BY NOT BEING PIECES OF SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE"-Ronald Reagon

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #906 on: October 31, 2007, 03:56:02 PM »
theres then equal ammount of love and hate on here, only you usually only just see one side.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #907 on: October 31, 2007, 04:02:10 PM »
theres then equal ammount of love and hate on here, only you usually only just see one side.

this is the only thread i haven't seen some fight over somebody being a slap pal or saying the wrong thing about a pro.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #908 on: October 31, 2007, 04:32:26 PM »
awwww
dah

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #909 on: October 31, 2007, 05:01:59 PM »
is swissen heights the title of a romance novel?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #910 on: October 31, 2007, 08:18:59 PM »
cigarettebeer, i feel you. i have a bunch of shit and my life is really fucked right now. i just keep on living, thats all i can do.
Han solo blew up the Death Star in Episode 4.  Heard it from a friend.  Reliable source.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #911 on: October 31, 2007, 09:22:42 PM »
yes im writting a science fiction romance novel
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #912 on: October 31, 2007, 10:11:22 PM »
yes im writting a science fiction romance novel

i was concieved in space
hence the unearthly schlong...

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #913 on: October 31, 2007, 11:45:47 PM »
I HAVE BOT CRUSH ON A FEW GOBOTS. THEY ALSO ARE MALE SOCKET, WHICH MAKES ME A GAYBOT.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #914 on: November 01, 2007, 12:08:52 PM »
I HAVE BOT CRUSH ON A FEW GOBOTS. THEY ALSO ARE MALE SOCKET, WHICH MAKES ME A GAYBOT.

lol

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #915 on: November 02, 2007, 03:01:06 AM »
I don't even know where to start


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Re: real confessions
« Reply #916 on: November 02, 2007, 06:28:33 AM »
someone gave me a skinny board.
im enjoying it

im sorry

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #917 on: November 02, 2007, 06:32:52 AM »
i skate carrolls, its alll goood.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #918 on: November 02, 2007, 07:24:14 AM »
I need to cut down on cigs.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #919 on: November 02, 2007, 07:35:33 PM »
i'm struggling to become vegetarian

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #920 on: November 03, 2007, 04:24:14 PM »
animals taste to good to stop eating them. besides, you don't make friends with salad. lisa learned the hard way.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #921 on: November 03, 2007, 04:27:52 PM »
I recently had some pig that was spit roasted and I had the best steak ive ever had last night, its things like these that make me think vegetarians are insane, meat just tastes too nice

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #922 on: November 03, 2007, 06:10:24 PM »
I recently had some pig that was spit roasted and I had the best steak ive ever had last night, its things like these that make me think vegetarians are insane, meat just tastes too nice

I've tried being vegan a few times just because of animal rights and my love for them. It's seriously the hardest and most boring diet ever. Last time I was vegan I got down to 130 and I'm 6'1. I respect people that can eat vegan, just not for me.
"You were such a shitty parent that your kid couldn't even make it to term A guy who killed his child before it could be born because he was so shitty didn't do anything wrong.You know how the rest of us became positive members of society BY NOT BEING PIECES OF SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE"-Ronald Reagon

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #923 on: November 03, 2007, 06:21:18 PM »
to be honest I sometimes feel bad thinking about the animal that was slaughtered just so I could have a nice meal, but thats soon forgotten after I have the first delicious bite.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #924 on: November 03, 2007, 06:23:31 PM »
talk to shawn, hes overweight and a vegan, the best of both worlds
we toked a marley and i split back to the park, minding my own busineess when a rollerblader mean mugs..i let it go.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #925 on: November 03, 2007, 07:13:38 PM »
what the hell do they eat thats not imitation and enriched with flax seed

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #926 on: November 03, 2007, 09:19:59 PM »
what the hell do they eat thats not imitation and enriched with flax seed

Vegetables, rice, beans, peanutbutter and jelly sandwiches, pasta... it's not as ridiculous of a stretch as people make it out to be.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #927 on: November 04, 2007, 01:43:35 AM »
I lost my virginity last weekend.
This girl is not that attractive, but I keep coming back for more.
I've never had a girlfriend.
I'm 18 (a freshman in college).
I may be developing an alcohol problem.
I've tripped on robitussin many times in my youth (but not in about 4 years).
I've snorted coke before (it sucks).
I've tripped on acid and it was the probably most enlightening experience of my life.
I love life.
I have no idea what i want to do with my self, and often am quite lost.
I'm pretty drunk right now.
I don't give a fuck.


Zattarains  is my favorite food EVER.

Oh, and this is possibly the most motivational movie I've ever seen http://video.stumbleupon.com/#p=r7j72dfbwy
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #928 on: November 04, 2007, 07:53:27 AM »
I want someone i cant have
....atleast at the moment

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #929 on: November 06, 2007, 09:48:56 AM »
i dont actually really like anything at all, things i do exist in a spectrum of how much i dislike them

girls are fairly low on my spectrum of dislike. I would sooner go skating or something lame than hang out with a girl im into.

i have coedine for my knee, but i have been (in secret) on it consistently for 3 weeks now and everyone agrees that I am doing much better and I am much more pleasant to be around. They said I have done well to get over adversities in my life and I agree when on coedine, i have tried to go without them for a bit but it doesnt go so well.

i dont know if this is a confession, but sometimes if im at the campus library studying and a cute girl is sitting across from me ill think that she is touching my foot or something, and it will turn out to be a table leg. Also happens sometimes on busy skytrains or buses with poles and such.

I hate drinking, I hate the fact that most people need to be drunk to get over social limitations, really enjoy the company of strangers, and be outwardly friendly.


I actually really enjoy listening to regina spektor, nico, and young jeezy. I dont know which is more disturbing. Probably young jeezy.

I cant get into a girl that has fucked a couple of my friends no matter how perfect she is. I was honestly disgusted when i found out my ex girlfriend was fucking two different guys at the same time who were 27 and 23 when she was 16, I dont think it should matter but I cant help it. The thought would linger when I was with her.