real confessions

[slurthic]

ya im from mass, cape cod to be exact

[A-Bo]

ever skate the chatham park? it was kind of falling a part but i had so much fun there. Is it still there? I havent been in like 2 years

[ahlee]

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--last winter i was at skaters edge and some little kid bought a new complete, it was an alien workshop with koston indys and popwar wheels. he left it under a table all night and i threw my sweatshirt over that shit and walked right out

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You go to skaters edge you from MA?

Hm..1 post.. i think he wants his board back.

[SimonP]

tryin to quit smoking cigs

its been 3 days...

[tonycoxhox]

i love tom delonge

[slurthic]

nah i havent been to the chatham park, but it is falling apart from what ive seen

i live in bourne which is upper cape, chatham is like 45-50 minutes away `

[mikefork]

ever skate the chatham park? it was kind of falling a part but i had so much fun there. Is it still there? I havent been in like 2 years

i went a couple of months ago. they took out the vert ramp and all the wood ramps, and put these metal piles in their place. that green monster and egg shell bowl are sick though

[somekid]

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--when i used to deliver pizzas for this place i wouldnt sign out the delivery and i would just throw away the slips a few times a night. this way i would bring in 80 to 100 dollars extra everynight and i never got caught

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--i used to beat off at work all the time, it was so boring i had nothing else to do

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 both of those sound very familiar to what i have done.

i had a construction job building a gated community for a while when i lived down south... i had to be the first on site to unlock the site, and the big shipping containers full of supplies and tools and shit for the workers. i also had to unlock the model homes that were already completed that the real estate agents used to help sell the houses that at this point were just lots... the houses were all done up to appear that families already lived in them, with lavish entertainment centers and whatnot. i can't count the number of times i rubbed one out in those mansions, watching porn on huge plasmas. never got caught.

[baxter]

Hahahaha sweet

[OJ Simpson]

fuck this thread.

[Jackson Version 2.01]

--i talk a lot of shit about most of my friends except for one of them. i guess i could call him my only real friend

yes sir, I feel ya

[lenny]

--i used to think eating pussy was so awkward, now i like it

I think thats true for almost everybody.

[ahlee]

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--i used to think eating pussy was so awkward, now i like it

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I think thats true for almost everybody.

It would only be akward if it ate you back.

[lenny]

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--i used to think eating pussy was so awkward, now i like it

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I think thats true for almost everybody.

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It would only be akward if it ate you back.

Like if it nibbled on your nose a bit? Or if it bit both your lips off?

[ahlee]

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--i used to think eating pussy was so awkward, now i like it

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I think thats true for almost everybody.

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It would only be akward if it ate you back.

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Like if it nibbled on your nose a bit? Or if it bit both your lips off?

well digging your nose in a puss while eating it is a great tactic, girls dig a good shnoz massaaage

[lenny]

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--i used to think eating pussy was so awkward, now i like it

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I think thats true for almost everybody.

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It would only be akward if it ate you back.

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Like if it nibbled on your nose a bit? Or if it bit both your lips off?

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well digging your nose in a puss while eating it is a great tactic, girls dig a good shnoz massaaage

And if you have skills, you can blow it in there and she'll have no idea.

[ahlee]

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--i used to think eating pussy was so awkward, now i like it

[close]

I think thats true for almost everybody.

[close]

It would only be akward if it ate you back.

[close]

Like if it nibbled on your nose a bit? Or if it bit both your lips off?

[close]

well digging your nose in a puss while eating it is a great tactic, girls dig a good shnoz massaaage

[close]

And if you have skills, you can blow it in there and she'll have no idea.

when i initially read this, i thought you meant like.. blow your load. so i was trying to picture eating a girl out while fucking her, being bent way the fuck over. wow.

[lenny]

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--i used to think eating pussy was so awkward, now i like it

[close]

I think thats true for almost everybody.

[close]

It would only be akward if it ate you back.

[close]

Like if it nibbled on your nose a bit? Or if it bit both your lips off?

[close]

well digging your nose in a puss while eating it is a great tactic, girls dig a good shnoz massaaage

[close]

And if you have skills, you can blow it in there and she'll have no idea.

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when i initially read this, i thought you meant like.. blow your load. so i was trying to picture eating a girl out while fucking her, being bent way the fuck over. wow.

Wow indeed.

[OJ Simpson]

ok i did do it. like you  never thought of killing your bitch? fuck it im rich

[hatehatehatehate]

i fell asleep at the lakai premiere.

woke up to my friend nick saying "you wanna smoke a cigarette" and the credits were going...

i'm pretty sure i fell asleep during AO's part. missed everyones part i went there to see pretty much.

it was one of the worst/funniest things thats happened to me in a while. wow.

[ahlee]

i am not surprised.

[*Kevin*Arnold*]

Once, after a date in which Winnie let me get to 2nd base but wouldn\'t let me slide in 3rd, I sat outside her house, sore and thinking. Mrs. Cooper had forgotten to draw her shades, and got undressed right before my eyes. There I sat, masturbating over Winnie\'s mother lotioning herself up before bed. She turned at the window, and I was unsure if I had been discovered. Frightened, I ejaculated on the side panels of the Cooper residence and raced home on my bicycle. I didn\'t figure out until several months later, that Mrs. Cooper did indeed see me, but found it rather \"flattering\". Afterwards, she winked at me, and continued to prepare supper.

[Tom Anderson]

depending on the color of the house, i'm sure thats quite a visibile load.

[max power]

about 8 years ago i was visiting my cousin and i found some horrible shit on his computer. kiddie porn. 11 year olds and younger getting fucked by dudes. i was so disgusted. he was about 16-17 at the time. a few months later i hear through the family channels that he's been banned from using the internet after his mom found it. i'll never be the same around that dude, especially after i have kids.

[evan_7]

about 8 years ago i was visiting my cousin and i found some horrible shit on his computer. kiddie porn. 11 year olds and younger getting fucked by dudes. i was so disgusted. he was about 16-17 at the time. a few months later i hear through the family channels that he's been banned from using the internet after his mom found it. i'll never be the same around that dude, especially after i have kids.

people like that blow my mind.

[Blue Fescue]

about 8 years ago i was visiting my cousin and i found some horrible shit on his computer. kiddie porn. 11 year olds and younger getting fucked by dudes. i was so disgusted. he was about 16-17 at the time. a few months later i hear through the family channels that he's been banned from using the internet after his mom found it. i'll never be the same around that dude, especially after i have kids.

Don't worry, the internet ban will cure him.

[baxter]

about 8 years ago i was visiting my cousin and i found some horrible shit on his computer. kiddie porn. 11 year olds and younger getting fucked by dudes. i was so disgusted. he was about 16-17 at the time. a few months later i hear through the family channels that he's been banned from using the internet after his mom found it. i'll never be the same around that dude, especially after i have kids.

Im so grossed out on this, how what ashlfjadgsf.sdgjagjdh;gs.

[A-Bo]

Once, after a date in which Winnie let me get to 2nd base but wouldn\'t let me slide in 3rd, I sat outside her house, sore and thinking. Mrs. Cooper had forgotten to draw her shades, and got undressed right before my eyes. There I sat, masturbating over Winnie\'s mother lotioning herself up before bed. She turned at the window, and I was unsure if I had been discovered. Frightened, I ejaculated on the side panels of the Cooper residence and raced home on my bicycle. I didn\'t figure out until several months later, that Mrs. Cooper did indeed see me, but found it rather \"flattering\". Afterwards, she winked at me, and continued to prepare supper.

best fake account ever

[forrest gump]

alright here goes...

I cheated on Jenny before she... passed away
Me and Lt. Dan got lonely one time out of the shrimping boat and kind of gay'd off.
and honestly, Im not really "slow" I just act like I am so i never get in troube, it really feels good to get that off my chest,


O ya and I hit Forrest Jr. one time, teach him to ask for help on his homework when im tryin to watch the game.

[skatebording sucks]

alright here goes...

I cheated on Jenny before she... passed away
Me and Lt. Dan got lonely one time out of the shrimping boat and kind of gay'd off.
and honestly, Im not really "slow" I just act like I am so i never get in troube, it really feels good to get that off my chest,


O ya and I hit Forrest Jr. one time, teach him to ask for help on his homework when im tryin to watch the game.