Author Topic: real confessions (Read 1977800 times)

cheep · « **Reply #1350 on:** April 02, 2008, 07:24:16 AM »

i wish i could remember friday night at tampa pro... have no recollection of anything between the time i got kicked out of czar bar and 7am when i realized i was deep in the ghetto, had no money, and had to walk over 3 hours to get back to the skatepark.

LloydChristmas · « **Reply #1351 on:** April 02, 2008, 07:57:46 AM »

Quote from: vicky on April 02, 2008, 06:30:22 AM

also, ive realized that i have an unhealthy obsession with certain things. seinfeld for example i have managed to include in every day conversations because i know the scripts and episodes so well and i cant think of pretzels and soup and other foods without thinking of seinfeld.

same here, but all my friends share the same problem so it's cool. i tried to say something to a friend the other day about being off the wagon, (or is it <i>on</i> the wagon), and we got completely sidetracked on seinfeld.

sven thorkel · « **Reply #1352 on:** April 02, 2008, 09:55:05 PM »

Quote from: tonycoxhox on April 01, 2008, 09:46:40 PM

thats nothing.

i jacked off 4 times in one school day all in class once. i used my palm and nobody knew. I HOPE.

ohh tony. i wish i could pull it off like you. no pun intended

sergioflorez · « **Reply #1353 on:** April 05, 2008, 12:39:57 AM »

Quote from: sven thorkel on April 02, 2008, 09:55:05 PM

Quote from: tonycoxhox on April 01, 2008, 09:46:40 PM
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thats nothing.

i jacked off 4 times in one school day all in class once. i used my palm and nobody knew. I HOPE.
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ohh tony. i wish i could pull it off like you. no pun intended

heres my jacking off story. i dont know what went over me but...

fresh of out the operating room a few months ago. my grandma called me down to each lunch in the dining hall. by the time i get there everybody finished eating and went back upstairs. with the dining area to myself, i get this urge to rub my pants. i was real sly at first. with my hand in my pants. then i whip it out and go about my business. finish things off with a table napkin. my emotions got the best of me. i couldn't help it.

Perfection* · « **Reply #1354 on:** April 05, 2008, 12:44:46 AM »

sergio is all foreign, weird, and cool

vicky · « **Reply #1355 on:** April 05, 2008, 08:16:13 AM »

i think im afraid of commitment. when i see people holding hands i think its a joke, how can they actually be happy and want to be holding hands? i hope this passes because i dont want to be alone when im older and i dont want to just settle for the sake of settling, but at the moment any kind of relationship makes me want to vomit and i feel like an idiot.

longballlarry · « **Reply #1356 on:** April 05, 2008, 08:47:16 AM »

i masturbated in an airplane bathroom once.

EricLogan · « **Reply #1357 on:** April 05, 2008, 10:11:47 AM »

Quote from: vicky on April 05, 2008, 08:16:13 AM

i think im afraid of commitment. when i see people holding hands i think its a joke, how can they actually be happy and want to be holding hands? i hope this passes because i dont want to be alone when im older and i dont want to just settle for the sake of settling, but at the moment any kind of relationship makes me want to vomit and i feel like an idiot.

Shit's dope, don't hate

hatehatehatehate · « **Reply #1358 on:** April 05, 2008, 06:08:24 PM »

you name it, i have probably masterbated there. planes, in cars, every bathroom at my old school, bathrooms worldwide. just gettin the easy one out of the way. i havnt in a while though. thinking back on it, shit. it was pretty fun. seriously so many places. ahahaha...

bbk · « **Reply #1359 on:** April 05, 2008, 07:00:30 PM »

I started jacking off in class one time when we watched some movie and I sat in the back, but I finished the job in a bathroom...
one time when i was walking home from the bus stop I was insanely horny for no reason, so I walked in to the woods and did it in the middle of the day... jacking off is totally rad!

defiantnate · « **Reply #1360 on:** April 05, 2008, 08:43:40 PM »

You haven't lived until you enjoy a jerk at work...

tonycoxhox · « **Reply #1361 on:** April 05, 2008, 10:13:18 PM »

Quote from: bbk on April 05, 2008, 07:00:30 PM

I started jacking off in class one time when we watched some movie and I sat in the back, but I finished the job in a bathroom...
one time when i was walking home from the bus stop I was insanely horny for no reason, so I walked in to the woods and did it in the middle of the day... jacking off is totally rad!

yeah man, those sudden urge public jack offs are amazing

Mackattack · « **Reply #1362 on:** April 05, 2008, 10:34:53 PM »

One time i was staying at my grandmas and i was beatin off in the bathroom. There was a window looking out over the front of the house and i looked out of it for some reason.
My cousin was out in front, and lo and behold, she looked right up at the window as i looked out. She couldnt see the lower half of my body, but needless to say, making eye contact with your cousin while rubbing one out isnt pleasant.

longballlarry · « **Reply #1363 on:** April 06, 2008, 09:30:53 PM »

yo, masturbation is so hilarious!

oyolar · « **Reply #1364 on:** April 07, 2008, 10:54:29 AM »

Quote from: longballlarry on April 01, 2008, 08:11:27 PM

i look forward to watching rob and big and have seen every episode.

same. i don't care if it's scripted, it's hilarious. and i think rob would do some of that shit regardless of the cameras, so i don't feel like he's being fake like bam was.

ahlee · « **Reply #1365 on:** April 07, 2008, 10:59:54 AM »

Quote from: longballlarry on April 06, 2008, 09:30:53 PM

yo, masturbation is so hilarious!

imagine someone bursting through the door, and there you are. fwapping like a madman laughing your ass off.

jesus0nvi4gra · « **Reply #1366 on:** April 07, 2008, 11:41:03 AM »

Quote from: Publius Fannius Synistor on April 02, 2008, 01:59:19 AM

I don't know how it's possible to whack off in a place like a classroom full of people without them noticing.

I got an HJ in the back of a 2 Door Ford Focus with 5 people in the car, and nobody knew. It can be done.

BallDontLie · « **Reply #1367 on:** April 07, 2008, 11:44:43 AM »

Wacked when my ex was sleeping once. She woke up and we made the most awkward eye contact ever. Then she feel back asleep and i kept beating it.

ahlee · « **Reply #1368 on:** April 07, 2008, 12:01:56 PM »

Quote from: TortugaSorpresa on April 07, 2008, 11:44:43 AM

Wacked when my ex was sleeping once. She woke up and we made the most awkward eye contact ever. Then she feel back asleep and i kept beating it.

my coworker told me he once beat off and nutted onto his sleeping wifes face cause he thought it was hilarious.

a few weeks later he attempted it again and she woke up before he could, and she knew exactly what was up and told him to not even think about it.

BallDontLie · « **Reply #1369 on:** April 07, 2008, 01:21:19 PM »

Even worse i was wackin it to her friend i saw earlier that day. bitch was fine

smallest dick here · « **Reply #1370 on:** April 07, 2008, 09:01:22 PM »

my dick is small

kilgore. · « **Reply #1371 on:** April 07, 2008, 09:34:10 PM »

Quote from: jesus0nvi4gra on April 07, 2008, 11:41:03 AM

Quote from: Publius Fannius Synistor on April 02, 2008, 01:59:19 AM
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I don't know how it's possible to whack off in a place like a classroom full of people without them noticing.
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I got an HJ in the back of a 2 Door Ford Focus with 5 people in the car, and nobody knew. It can be done.

i lol'd

Rusty Champignon · « **Reply #1372 on:** April 08, 2008, 05:59:29 AM »

Quote from: smallest dick here on April 07, 2008, 09:01:22 PM

my dick is small

smaller than 5inchdick's dick?

smallest dick here · « **Reply #1373 on:** April 08, 2008, 02:48:01 PM »

probably

bbk · « **Reply #1374 on:** April 11, 2008, 04:28:40 PM »

I just watched plan B in dominican republic part II, and I enjoyed shecklers skating.... he was looking proper, I think I'll really like his plan b part... he still the biggest kook ever though, don't hate me too much....

NEVER BACK DOWN · « **Reply #1375 on:** April 11, 2008, 04:50:02 PM »

Quote from: bbk on April 11, 2008, 04:28:40 PM

I just watched plan B in dominican republic part II, and I enjoyed shecklers skating.... he was looking proper, I think I'll really like his plan b part... he still the biggest kook ever though, don't hate me too much....

Fuck YEAH!

Ryan is my dude. I'd put money on him in any skateboard battle.

Rode dirtbikes up at The Reserve in Palo Alto with that dude, fucking HEAVY testes bro.

vicky · « **Reply #1376 on:** April 11, 2008, 05:39:02 PM »

i check epicly laterd and other sites similiar to it religiously.

LloydChristmas · « **Reply #1377 on:** April 11, 2008, 07:08:45 PM »

i constantly keep tabs on specific people's posts all the time...(^^^)

FakieFlipCG · « **Reply #1378 on:** April 11, 2008, 07:48:10 PM »

i pull out my armpit hair sometimes.

longballlarry · « **Reply #1379 on:** April 11, 2008, 10:45:13 PM »

Quote from: LloydChristmas on April 11, 2008, 07:08:45 PM

i constantly keep tabs on specific people's posts all the time...(^^^)

me too.

Author Topic: real confessions (Read 1977800 times)

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smallest dick here

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smallest dick here

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