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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1380 on: April 11, 2008, 11:27:01 PM »
I found out who beautifull is, and I'm not telling anyone.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1381 on: April 12, 2008, 12:25:08 AM »
Eric Logan just told me who beautifull is.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1382 on: April 12, 2008, 01:45:57 AM »
me too
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1383 on: April 12, 2008, 02:09:10 AM »
i check epicly laterd and other sites similiar to it religiously.

im not going to lie. i do the same. before epicly laterd, endlessbummer, etc. i use to frequent merlin bronques' photoblog. lastnightsparty.  :-[ its like a precursor to cobrasnake and pinkmafia. ugh.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1384 on: April 12, 2008, 03:11:01 AM »
once when I was watching porn I came and it shot right up and hit me in the eye resulting in a bloodshot eye for a day or two, ive never told anyone this

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1385 on: April 12, 2008, 10:04:35 AM »
I....DROPPED THE SCREW....IN THE TUNA!!
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1386 on: April 13, 2008, 04:23:19 PM »
i sharted in my sleep about a week ago.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1387 on: April 13, 2008, 04:25:42 PM »
I was behind all the Life Of Ryan accounts.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1388 on: April 13, 2008, 04:31:55 PM »

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1389 on: April 13, 2008, 05:17:16 PM »
I....DROPPED THE SCREW....IN THE TUNA!!

i laughed about this for a good 15 minutes, i never even saw that whole episode, just from where he does that freakout to the credits

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1390 on: April 14, 2008, 01:04:21 AM »
Nevermind.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1391 on: April 14, 2008, 01:19:06 AM »
oh come on dude, let it out.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1392 on: April 14, 2008, 01:23:09 AM »
oh come on dude, let it out.

If you're ever in Boston i'll buy you a beer and tell you all about it, but I don't feel like dumping it all out on a message board.  In short, i'm depressed and whiny.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1393 on: April 14, 2008, 01:31:41 AM »
I don't remember anything I say on here.

Im not full of myself in real life but I most likely come off that because in real life I can't stand myself and fell Im suffacating when I around family/other stariotypes.


I hate typing, I can't do it.

I don't like swearing and do it way to much but it just comes out.

I always conplain and I really should be happy because things could always be worse.

I was tiredofitall/imsocool!!!

My favorite page in a while was the last one on this thread, something I can feel normal talking about.

If I had the chance I would punch BB and or atm in the face with a handful of others on this forum.

I think Im in really bad health but I would still never tell anyone.

Haven't skated in forever but I now really want to.

I can't stand talking about skateboarding right now.

I bet people think I ride marty's ass but I don't care, if only you saw how many people love to follow BB.

This whole thing is way to negative.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1394 on: April 14, 2008, 05:50:33 AM »
I was behind all the Life Of Ryan accounts.
They were more entertaining than people said.


I was DB Helicopter.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1395 on: April 14, 2008, 04:10:07 PM »
I was behind Chris Hansen













psych

I could never pull that off. Respect.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1396 on: April 14, 2008, 04:14:49 PM »
I saw the name "Chris Hansen is back" but nothing happened.
I was behind Chris Hansen













psych

I could never pull that off. Respect.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1397 on: April 14, 2008, 04:32:59 PM »
I'm asian

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1398 on: April 15, 2008, 11:48:41 AM »
I can understand wanting to punch ATM in the face but what's so bad about Brooklyn Brawler? Is the only reason you hate him becuase so many people on this forum are on his dick?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1399 on: April 15, 2008, 01:21:34 PM »
no they got into a word fight on here months ago, and BB has given him shit ever since





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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1400 on: April 15, 2008, 06:37:06 PM »
I don't remember anything I say on here.

Im not full of myself in real life but I most likely come off that because in real life I can't stand myself and fell Im suffacating when I around family/other stariotypes.


I hate typing, I can't do it.

I don't like swearing and do it way to much but it just comes out.

I always conplain and I really should be happy because things could always be worse.

I was tiredofitall/imsocool!!!

My favorite page in a while was the last one on this thread, something I can feel normal talking about.

If I had the chance I would punch BB and or atm in the face with a handful of others on this forum.

I think Im in really bad health but I would still never tell anyone.

Haven't skated in forever but I now really want to.

I can't stand talking about skateboarding right now.

I bet people think I ride marty's ass but I don't care, if only you saw how many people love to follow BB.

This whole thing is way to negative.

youre 13 right

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1401 on: April 15, 2008, 06:45:18 PM »
I can understand wanting to punch ATM in the face but what's so bad about Brooklyn Brawler? Is the only reason you hate him becuase so many people on this forum are on his dick?
We never made the super team. Asian and ginger team up never happened and Im pissed.
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I don't remember anything I say on here.

Im not full of myself in real life but I most likely come off that because in real life I can't stand myself and fell Im suffacating when I around family/other stariotypes.


I hate typing, I can't do it.

I don't like swearing and do it way to much but it just comes out.

I always conplain and I really should be happy because things could always be worse.

I was tiredofitall/imsocool!!!

My favorite page in a while was the last one on this thread, something I can feel normal talking about.

If I had the chance I would punch BB and or atm in the face with a handful of others on this forum.

I think Im in really bad health but I would still never tell anyone.

Haven't skated in forever but I now really want to.

I can't stand talking about skateboarding right now.

I bet people think I ride marty's ass but I don't care, if only you saw how many people love to follow BB.

This whole thing is way to negative.
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youre 13 right
no way dog,14

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1402 on: April 15, 2008, 06:49:23 PM »
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I can understand wanting to punch ATM in the face but what's so bad about Brooklyn Brawler? Is the only reason you hate him becuase so many people on this forum are on his dick?
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We never made the super team. Asian and ginger team up never happened and Im pissed.
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I don't remember anything I say on here.

Im not full of myself in real life but I most likely come off that because in real life I can't stand myself and fell Im suffacating when I around family/other stariotypes.


I hate typing, I can't do it.

I don't like swearing and do it way to much but it just comes out.

I always conplain and I really should be happy because things could always be worse.

I was tiredofitall/imsocool!!!

My favorite page in a while was the last one on this thread, something I can feel normal talking about.

If I had the chance I would punch BB and or atm in the face with a handful of others on this forum.

I think Im in really bad health but I would still never tell anyone.

Haven't skated in forever but I now really want to.

I can't stand talking about skateboarding right now.

I bet people think I ride marty's ass but I don't care, if only you saw how many people love to follow BB.

This whole thing is way to negative.
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youre 13 right
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no way dog,14
your cock is probably bigger than mine so be happy about that

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1403 on: April 15, 2008, 07:25:43 PM »
Gather up some dough and buy a penis enlarger bro.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1404 on: April 18, 2008, 04:14:38 AM »
I'm getting tired of people always expecting me to be funny and encouraging me to drink more, so I ease up a little.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1405 on: April 20, 2008, 10:54:29 AM »
Sometimes I wash my pubes with shampoo and conditioner.
"You were such a shitty parent that your kid couldn't even make it to term A guy who killed his child before it could be born because he was so shitty didn't do anything wrong.You know how the rest of us became positive members of society BY NOT BEING PIECES OF SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE"-Ronald Reagon

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1406 on: April 20, 2008, 11:47:03 AM »
i thought everybody did this ^^
I used to post

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1407 on: April 20, 2008, 01:58:46 PM »
^^ not dudes with screennames like cigarettebeer
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1408 on: April 20, 2008, 02:21:21 PM »
I use to do that.


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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1409 on: April 20, 2008, 03:50:13 PM »
I was thinking maybe I should change my name to Cloves and Champagne because I take such excellent care of my pubes.
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"You were such a shitty parent that your kid couldn't even make it to term A guy who killed his child before it could be born because he was so shitty didn't do anything wrong.You know how the rest of us became positive members of society BY NOT BEING PIECES OF SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE"-Ronald Reagon