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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1410 on: April 15, 2008, 06:49:23 PM »
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I can understand wanting to punch ATM in the face but what's so bad about Brooklyn Brawler? Is the only reason you hate him becuase so many people on this forum are on his dick?
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We never made the super team. Asian and ginger team up never happened and Im pissed.
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I don't remember anything I say on here.

Im not full of myself in real life but I most likely come off that because in real life I can't stand myself and fell Im suffacating when I around family/other stariotypes.


I hate typing, I can't do it.

I don't like swearing and do it way to much but it just comes out.

I always conplain and I really should be happy because things could always be worse.

I was tiredofitall/imsocool!!!

My favorite page in a while was the last one on this thread, something I can feel normal talking about.

If I had the chance I would punch BB and or atm in the face with a handful of others on this forum.

I think Im in really bad health but I would still never tell anyone.

Haven't skated in forever but I now really want to.

I can't stand talking about skateboarding right now.

I bet people think I ride marty's ass but I don't care, if only you saw how many people love to follow BB.

This whole thing is way to negative.
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youre 13 right
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no way dog,14
your cock is probably bigger than mine so be happy about that

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1411 on: April 15, 2008, 07:25:43 PM »
Gather up some dough and buy a penis enlarger bro.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1412 on: April 18, 2008, 04:14:38 AM »
I'm getting tired of people always expecting me to be funny and encouraging me to drink more, so I ease up a little.
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i always pictured mike mo as a no personality skater. i could have sworn he would just text message "yo" and "whats up?" all day. i guess im wrong

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1413 on: April 20, 2008, 10:54:29 AM »
Sometimes I wash my pubes with shampoo and conditioner.
"You were such a shitty parent that your kid couldn't even make it to term A guy who killed his child before it could be born because he was so shitty didn't do anything wrong.You know how the rest of us became positive members of society BY NOT BEING PIECES OF SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE"-Ronald Reagon

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1414 on: April 20, 2008, 11:47:03 AM »
i thought everybody did this ^^
I used to post

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1415 on: April 20, 2008, 01:58:46 PM »
^^ not dudes with screennames like cigarettebeer
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1416 on: April 20, 2008, 02:21:21 PM »
I use to do that.


Rob and Big is over forever and I know that because I watched the last one.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1417 on: April 20, 2008, 03:50:13 PM »
I was thinking maybe I should change my name to Cloves and Champagne because I take such excellent care of my pubes.
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"You were such a shitty parent that your kid couldn't even make it to term A guy who killed his child before it could be born because he was so shitty didn't do anything wrong.You know how the rest of us became positive members of society BY NOT BEING PIECES OF SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE"-Ronald Reagon

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1418 on: April 20, 2008, 05:54:27 PM »
glamorous by fergie has 10 plays on my itunes
and yall dont need to be worryin about my rep, if yall really need to know, its cause no other rapper on here gully enough to do the dirt dolo i done
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1419 on: April 22, 2008, 06:59:23 PM »
I use to have that song on my itunes. Each time I listened to it I would fast forward with about a second to go in the song so it says it never played.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1420 on: April 22, 2008, 11:57:57 PM »
I secretly write tv show and movie scripts in my spare time even though they most likely will never be made. I'd like to do it professionally, but I'm 99% sure it'll never happen.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1421 on: April 23, 2008, 06:24:20 PM »
My penis gets bigger when I see another mans penis
"You were such a shitty parent that your kid couldn't even make it to term A guy who killed his child before it could be born because he was so shitty didn't do anything wrong.You know how the rest of us became positive members of society BY NOT BEING PIECES OF SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE"-Ronald Reagon

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1422 on: April 23, 2008, 09:13:09 PM »
My penis gets bigger when I see another mans penis

noice...

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1423 on: April 23, 2008, 09:22:40 PM »
sometimes when i'm alone, i have fake seizures.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1424 on: April 23, 2008, 11:15:41 PM »
starting to worry that this is going to be me in 20 years:




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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1425 on: April 23, 2008, 11:48:49 PM »
starting to worry that this is going to be me in 20 years:





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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1426 on: April 24, 2008, 01:23:56 AM »
Fuck, man. That's pretty intense

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1427 on: April 25, 2008, 04:44:15 PM »
I actually enjoy the song "Smell Yo Dick"

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1428 on: April 25, 2008, 09:23:42 PM »
Fuck, man. That's pretty intense

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thats pretty much how I've been living for the past year or so, thats why I got so nervous when I saw it.  At this point I think i've seen every single episode of Seinfeld, Homicide: life on the street (including the tv movie), king of the hill, NYPD blue ,x files (except for the shitty new Agent Dogett ones), and all 3 or 4 different Law and Orders.  i think i need a hobby...

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1429 on: April 26, 2008, 01:02:14 AM »
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Fuck, man. That's pretty intense

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thats pretty much how I've been living for the past year or so, thats why I got so nervous when I saw it.  At this point I think i've seen every single episode of Seinfeld, Homicide: life on the street (including the tv movie), king of the hill, NYPD blue ,x files (except for the shitty new Agent Dogett ones), and all 3 or 4 different Law and Orders.  i think i need a hobby...

haha I'll renew my xbox live if you wanna freeskate?
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1430 on: April 26, 2008, 11:14:24 AM »
Sometimes I wash my pubes with shampoo and conditioner.
me too

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1431 on: April 26, 2008, 07:42:41 PM »
I actually enjoy the song "Smell Yo Dick"

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1432 on: April 26, 2008, 09:57:41 PM »
I talk too much shit.
For someone w.no signature ur awfully hostile, & that is why I do this

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1433 on: April 27, 2008, 11:58:14 PM »
I bitch and complain a lot, but all things considered, I've got a good life. I love my family and my friends, and could not imagine living without them. I take so much shit for granted, and I almost hate myself for it.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1434 on: April 28, 2008, 12:00:51 AM »
i downloaded britney spears' last album a while back and loved it for about a month

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1435 on: April 29, 2008, 05:39:22 PM »
I gnar'd nickdagger to see what it felt like and my computer froze.
"You were such a shitty parent that your kid couldn't even make it to term A guy who killed his child before it could be born because he was so shitty didn't do anything wrong.You know how the rest of us became positive members of society BY NOT BEING PIECES OF SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE"-Ronald Reagon

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1436 on: April 29, 2008, 07:46:45 PM »
Anyone remember the Big Brother Kid's Issue? Well, I kinda thought Sheckler was alright then (when he was 8 years old).

Uhh... I used to enjoy Jereme Rogers too.


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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1437 on: April 29, 2008, 10:18:54 PM »
I actually enjoy the song "Smell Yo Dick"

I cannot kook you enough for that.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1438 on: April 30, 2008, 07:47:08 AM »
i feel really fucking worthless between the ex bf and my job. today at work i had to pretty much beg for a 50 cent raise even though ive been here for a year. beg. and he made sure to make it seem like i wasnt worth it but hes doing me a favor for doing so. im so fucking sick of everything.
we could get matching halter tops and do kickturns over the dick at fdr, people wouldn't know what to do. I would be a c cup massacre.

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« Reply #1439 on: April 30, 2008, 07:46:35 PM »
That sucks vicky, I feel like an unappreciated piece of shit at work too, and they won't give me a raise for a couple months because I got written up... Work is bullshit and I wish I could skate for a living.