Author Topic: real confessions (Read 1976895 times)

Lumpy Oatmeal · « **Reply #1410 on:** April 20, 2008, 05:54:27 PM »

glamorous by fergie has 10 plays on my itunes

baxty · « **Reply #1411 on:** April 22, 2008, 06:59:23 PM »

I use to have that song on my itunes. Each time I listened to it I would fast forward with about a second to go in the song so it says it never played.

Bill · « **Reply #1412 on:** April 22, 2008, 11:57:57 PM »

I secretly write tv show and movie scripts in my spare time even though they most likely will never be made. I'd like to do it professionally, but I'm 99% sure it'll never happen.

CigaretteBeer · « **Reply #1413 on:** April 23, 2008, 06:24:20 PM »

My penis gets bigger when I see another mans penis

Mackattack · « **Reply #1414 on:** April 23, 2008, 09:13:09 PM »

Quote from: cigarettebeer on April 23, 2008, 06:24:20 PM

My penis gets bigger when I see another mans penis

noice...

kilgore. · « **Reply #1415 on:** April 23, 2008, 09:22:40 PM »

sometimes when i'm alone, i have fake seizures.

jrock · « **Reply #1416 on:** April 23, 2008, 11:15:41 PM »

starting to worry that this is going to be me in 20 years:

snitchers · « **Reply #1417 on:** April 23, 2008, 11:48:49 PM »

Quote from: diabolik! on April 23, 2008, 11:15:41 PM

starting to worry that this is going to be me in 20 years:

ugghhhhh

EricLogan · « **Reply #1418 on:** April 24, 2008, 01:23:56 AM »

Fuck, man. That's pretty intense

jesus0nvi4gra · « **Reply #1419 on:** April 25, 2008, 04:44:15 PM »

I actually enjoy the song "Smell Yo Dick"

jrock · « **Reply #1420 on:** April 25, 2008, 09:23:42 PM »

Quote from: Good ol' Turd Ferguson on April 24, 2008, 01:23:56 AM

Fuck, man. That's pretty intense

thats pretty much how I've been living for the past year or so, thats why I got so nervous when I saw it. At this point I think i've seen every single episode of Seinfeld, Homicide: life on the street (including the tv movie), king of the hill, NYPD blue ,x files (except for the shitty new Agent Dogett ones), and all 3 or 4 different Law and Orders. i think i need a hobby...

EricLogan · « **Reply #1421 on:** April 26, 2008, 01:02:14 AM »

Quote from: diabolik! on April 25, 2008, 09:23:42 PM

Quote from: Good ol' Turd Ferguson on April 24, 2008, 01:23:56 AM
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Fuck, man. That's pretty intense

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thats pretty much how I've been living for the past year or so, thats why I got so nervous when I saw it. At this point I think i've seen every single episode of Seinfeld, Homicide: life on the street (including the tv movie), king of the hill, NYPD blue ,x files (except for the shitty new Agent Dogett ones), and all 3 or 4 different Law and Orders. i think i need a hobby...

haha I'll renew my xbox live if you wanna freeskate?

dregs2 · « **Reply #1422 on:** April 26, 2008, 11:14:24 AM »

Quote from: cigarettebeer on April 20, 2008, 10:54:29 AM

Sometimes I wash my pubes with shampoo and conditioner.

me too

lenny · « **Reply #1423 on:** April 26, 2008, 07:42:41 PM »

Quote from: jesus0nvi4gra on April 25, 2008, 04:44:15 PM

I actually enjoy the song "Smell Yo Dick"

Allen. · « **Reply #1424 on:** April 26, 2008, 09:57:41 PM »

I talk too much shit.

BriDen · « **Reply #1425 on:** April 27, 2008, 11:58:14 PM »

I bitch and complain a lot, but all things considered, I've got a good life. I love my family and my friends, and could not imagine living without them. I take so much shit for granted, and I almost hate myself for it.

bill hates · « **Reply #1426 on:** April 28, 2008, 12:00:51 AM »

i downloaded britney spears' last album a while back and loved it for about a month

CigaretteBeer · « **Reply #1427 on:** April 29, 2008, 05:39:22 PM »

I gnar'd nickdagger to see what it felt like and my computer froze.

defiantnate · « **Reply #1428 on:** April 29, 2008, 07:46:45 PM »

Anyone remember the Big Brother Kid's Issue? Well, I kinda thought Sheckler was alright then (when he was 8 years old).

Uhh... I used to enjoy Jereme Rogers too.

artichoke · « **Reply #1429 on:** April 29, 2008, 10:18:54 PM »

Quote from: jesus0nvi4gra on April 25, 2008, 04:44:15 PM

I actually enjoy the song "Smell Yo Dick"

I cannot kook you enough for that.

vicky · « **Reply #1430 on:** April 30, 2008, 07:47:08 AM »

i feel really fucking worthless between the ex bf and my job. today at work i had to pretty much beg for a 50 cent raise even though ive been here for a year. beg. and he made sure to make it seem like i wasnt worth it but hes doing me a favor for doing so. im so fucking sick of everything.

defiantnate · « **Reply #1431 on:** April 30, 2008, 07:46:35 PM »

That sucks vicky, I feel like an unappreciated piece of shit at work too, and they won't give me a raise for a couple months because I got written up... Work is bullshit and I wish I could skate for a living.

tonycoxhox · « **Reply #1432 on:** May 02, 2008, 04:47:33 AM »

im pretty sick of japan again

and i bet lots of people are thinking "how can you be bored in japan?"

you would have to live here for a long time to experience the crappiness of a lot of things.

BallDontLie · « **Reply #1433 on:** May 02, 2008, 05:57:06 AM »

Last night, got to see a friend's hot mom naked. Her door was open and she just got outta the shower. whacking material for days. Feels like junior high again or something.

vicky · « **Reply #1434 on:** May 02, 2008, 07:35:49 AM »

every time i go to the eye doctors to get an eye exam i become hopeless because im going blind.

dirtjers · « **Reply #1435 on:** May 02, 2008, 08:40:13 AM »

Quote from: diabolik! on April 25, 2008, 09:23:42 PM

Quote from: Good ol' Turd Ferguson on April 24, 2008, 01:23:56 AM
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Fuck, man. That's pretty intense

[close]

thats pretty much how I've been living for the past year or so, thats why I got so nervous when I saw it. At this point I think i've seen every single episode of Seinfeld, Homicide: life on the street (including the tv movie), king of the hill, NYPD blue ,x files (except for the shitty new Agent Dogett ones), and all 3 or 4 different Law and Orders. i think i need a hobby...

well, i watched seasons 1-6 all the way through, and i'm down to chat about da files if you're down!

longballlarry · « **Reply #1436 on:** May 02, 2008, 01:52:32 PM »

Quote from: vicky on May 02, 2008, 07:35:49 AM

every time i go to the eye doctors to get an eye exam i become hopeless because im going blind.

so there is a chinese guy who goes to an eye doctor and while the eye doctor is examining him, the doctor says:
"do you have a cataract?"
and the chinese guy says:
"no, i have a rincoln continental"

lenny · « **Reply #1437 on:** May 02, 2008, 02:07:02 PM »

Quote from: dirtjers on May 02, 2008, 08:40:13 AM

Quote from: diabolik! on April 25, 2008, 09:23:42 PM
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Quote from: Good ol' Turd Ferguson on April 24, 2008, 01:23:56 AM
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Fuck, man. That's pretty intense

[close]

thats pretty much how I've been living for the past year or so, thats why I got so nervous when I saw it. At this point I think i've seen every single episode of Seinfeld, Homicide: life on the street (including the tv movie), king of the hill, NYPD blue ,x files (except for the shitty new Agent Dogett ones), and all 3 or 4 different Law and Orders. i think i need a hobby...
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well, i watched seasons 1-6 all the way through, and i'm down to chat about da files if you're down!

I watched the episode where the guy can make it rain, snow, etc... and the whole way through mulder and scully were all...

thats^^ probably not actually funny, but i'm really hung over, so fuck it.

jrock · « **Reply #1438 on:** May 02, 2008, 03:06:11 PM »

haha, that was a decent episode. some chick from saturday night live was in that one, only she got really fat...

max power · « **Reply #1439 on:** May 02, 2008, 08:47:28 PM »

i stand by that the best one ever was the one in washington with the bugs that cocooned people. well, that or the fluke, or maybe the fiji mermaid. fuck it. there were so many good ones.

Author Topic: real confessions (Read 1976895 times)

baxty

Mackattack

kilgore.

jrock

jrock

BriDen

bill hates

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