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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1440 on: May 03, 2008, 01:46:29 PM »
Seriously can not fucking stand to watch Chris Haslam skate.
No denying that he's ridiculously talented, but I'm pretty particular about what I like to watch when it comes to skateboarding and his stuff is always way too dork tricky to be enjoyable for me.
Plus I remember watching his epicly laterd last summer when I was tripping, and something about him just seemed so phony. It's entirely possible that I misinterpreted things due to my altered state, but that experience has forever tainted him for me.
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« Reply #1441 on: May 03, 2008, 02:28:51 PM »
Last night, got to see a friend's hot mom naked. Her door was open and she just got outta the shower. whacking material for days. Feels like junior high again or something.

i live for these types of things

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1442 on: May 03, 2008, 03:55:56 PM »
im pretty sick of japan again


 and i bet lots of people are thinking "how can you be bored in japan?"

 you would have to live here for a long time to experience the crappiness of a lot of things.

explain good sir. ive been itching to go for a long time now. whats not to like?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1443 on: May 03, 2008, 05:05:30 PM »
Seriously can not fucking stand to watch Chris Haslam skate.
No denying that he's ridiculously talented, but I'm pretty particular about what I like to watch when it comes to skateboarding and his stuff is always way too dork tricky to be enjoyable for me.
Plus I remember watching his epicly laterd last summer when I was tripping, and something about him just seemed so phony. It's entirely possible that I misinterpreted things due to my altered state, but that experience has forever tainted him for me.

He's a really nice dude, and really talented as well.  His odd image may be offputting to the cynical, but he seriously is the nicest dude and has tons of fun while skating.  I'm usually insanely critical of skating as well, so I'm not just being nice or whatever.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1444 on: May 03, 2008, 06:36:31 PM »
i reeeeeeeally don't like Tom Penny's skating.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1445 on: May 03, 2008, 08:48:37 PM »
ive never rode his dick as hard as everyone else has. i think he's really good, but i honestly dont like his style at all.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1446 on: May 03, 2008, 08:52:01 PM »
yea itd entirely possible i that im just being a bitch and thats why i dont like him, but i just needed to get hthat off my chest and i didnt wanna be a downer in that toher thread about him



tom penny is sick as fuck though
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« Reply #1447 on: May 03, 2008, 09:24:30 PM »
i think haslam is sick, but it looks like he's always riding a toy store board

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1448 on: May 03, 2008, 09:25:18 PM »
I just tried to post some confessions but you guys are braver than I. Couldn't do it.


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« Reply #1449 on: May 03, 2008, 09:44:00 PM »
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1450 on: May 03, 2008, 09:48:39 PM »
Its time to get a new shtick bud, its getting boring.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1451 on: May 03, 2008, 10:12:25 PM »
I don't understand.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1452 on: May 03, 2008, 10:17:17 PM »
I don't understand.

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« Reply #1453 on: May 03, 2008, 10:39:25 PM »
-i cried like crazy in a local diner after my breakup with my first girlfriend. it all started when my cousin asked me about her. i couldnt hold back. snot dripping and all. i made a big scene that night. the people eating across from me tried to cheer me up.

-i freak myself out sometimes at night. i would wake up in my room and it would feel like the room is shaking. then i'd let out a scream. this has been happening since childhood.

-my childhood dream was to become an airplane pilot. civil or military. i didn't care. i just wanted to fly. the closest i came to that was a $35 introductory flight at a cessna learn to fly center in long island. even tried joining the navy with aspirations for something in the aviation field. i failed my physical twice because of my knees. the duck walk has scarred me for life. heh

-i did not bust my first nut until after i graduated middle school. i didnt have a clear concept of what masturbation was at that time. no proper sex education (i could thank the strict catholic school for that mess), not something i really talked about with friends. i recieved my first computer, after about a week of checking out free porn on the net. i start rubbing my jeans and that eventually lead to me stroking my dick. i was in awe of the sperm building up like an atomic mushroom cloud at the tip.

-there was a time where i would lurk constantly around stamford on my skateboard alone. same route, every week. not even skating, just pushing around. that all changed when i brought my first car.

-its safe to say ive only smoked weed less than 10 times in my life. never brought drugs or anything. it was more of a social thing. if somebody offered then i was up for it.

-wow i just re-read this mess. i miss the constant lurking in stamford and nyc. i miss skating in general. my knee has turned to shit. my car broke down. im still on medical absence from work. a lot of free time. its really getting to me. i come back home and i've become this vegetable. no motivation. no hopes. im just here. a thing. i dont know how to explain it. no doctor. no support. no physical therapy. i have to do everything on my own. its a struggle to even stretch nowadays. my knee is still swollen. im fucking myself over.

-ive been on the 5 pajas a day plan. get up watch porn. beat off. wait a half an hour beat off again. good times. not.

-i am socially awkward

-i have an obsession with all things skateboarding. after 2 knee surgerys. countless knee sprains (all on the same knee by the way). its still the thing i think about the most. day in day out. i'll image myself doing tricks i have not even come close to landing. i would have moments where i would write down imaginary lines and trick selections on the computer. no ledge, rail, or transition is spared. i would imagine lines as i walk on the sidewalk. everyday obstacles become daydream skate spots. a back lip on that fine piece of marble. powerslides, skids, and reverts between taxis and pedestrians. my life has revolved around skateboarding for most of my teenage years. i cant even go into a skateshop without turning into a talking skate encyclopedia. then i weird out the shop owner. im a kook.

-i felt up my school bus driver's boob in 9th grade. i did it in a sly manner. most of the kids were off. i moved up a chair. and slipped my hand up front to cop a feel. totally regret ever doing that.

-one big problem i have is not being truthful with most of the people i associate with. i love to lie. lies take a hold of me and make me into a person i never was. a person i wish i was. lies that have saved my neck from embarrassment have only come back to haunt me. i have been able to come clean about a lot of shit, and it feels good to let it all out. like a breath of fresh of air. i was able to bring forth my biggest problems and problems surrounding my family and put them behind me.

-the college life hasnt been good to me. i dont even remember high school math. im moving in with my girlfriend this july and going to CU Denver. shes about to get her masters degree and i havent even completed 4 years as an undergrad.

-i love retro porn. anything from the late 70s, to mid 80s, and earlier still. as early as the 1940s. hairy snatch, afros, muttonchops, funky basslines, excessive makeup, and all that jazz.

-i love to dance. be it in the club environment. be it at home. electroboogie, house, ghetto, disco, hyphy, whatever. alone, with my girl, or with my drink. i turn into a big fruitcake on the dancefloor.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1454 on: May 03, 2008, 10:48:52 PM »
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-i cried like crazy in a local diner after my breakup with my first girlfriend. it all started when my cousin asked me about her. i couldnt hold back. snot dripping and all. i made a big scene that night. the people eating across from me tried to cheer me up.

-i freak myself out sometimes at night. i would wake up in my room and it would feel like the room is shaking. then i'd let out a scream. this has been happening since childhood.

-my childhood dream was to become an airplane pilot. civil or military. i didn't care. i just wanted to fly. the closest i came to that was a $35 introductory flight at a cessna learn to fly center in long island. even tried joining the navy with aspirations for something in the aviation field. i failed my physical twice because of my knees. the duck walk has scarred me for life. heh

-i did not bust my first nut until after i graduated middle school. i didnt have a clear concept of what masturbation was at that time. no proper sex education (i could thank the strict catholic school for that mess), not something i really talked about with friends. i recieved my first computer, after about a week of checking out free porn on the net. i start rubbing my jeans and that eventually lead to me stroking my dick. i was in awe of the sperm building up like an atomic mushroom cloud at the tip.

-there was a time where i would lurk constantly around stamford on my skateboard alone. same route, every week. not even skating, just pushing around. that all changed when i brought my first car.

-its safe to say ive only smoked weed less than 10 times in my life. never brought drugs or anything. it was more of a social thing. if somebody offered then i was up for it.
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-wow i just re-read this mess. i miss the constant lurking in stamford and nyc. i miss skating in general. my knee has turned to shit. my car broke down. im still on medical absence from work. a lot of free time. its really getting to me. i come back home and i've become this vegetable. no motivation. no hopes. im just here. a thing. i dont know how to explain it. no doctor. no support. no physical therapy. i have to do everything on my own. its a struggle to even stretch nowadays. my knee is still swollen. im fucking myself over.

-ive been on the 5 pajas a day plan. get up watch porn. beat off. wait a half an hour beat off again. good times. not.

-i am socially awkward

-i have an obsession with all things skateboarding. after 2 knee surgerys. countless knee sprains (all on the same knee by the way). its still the thing i think about the most. day in day out. i'll image myself doing tricks i have not even come close to landing. i would have moments where i would write down imaginary lines and trick selections on the computer. no ledge, rail, or transition is spared. i would imagine lines as i walk on the sidewalk. everyday obstacles become daydream skate spots. a back lip on that fine piece of marble. powerslides, skids, and reverts between taxis and pedestrians. my life has revolved around skateboarding for most of my teenage years. i cant even go into a skateshop without turning into a talking skate encyclopedia. then i weird out the shop owner. im a kook.

-i felt up my school bus driver's boob in 9th grade. i did it in a sly manner. most of the kids were off. i moved up a chair. and slipped my hand up front to cop a feel. totally regret ever doing that.

-one big problem i have is not being truthful with most of the people i associate with. i love to lie. lies take a hold of me and make me into a person i never was. a person i wish i was. lies that have saved my neck from embarrassment have only come back to haunt me. i have been able to come clean about a lot of shit, and it feels good to let it all out. like a breath of fresh of air. i was able to bring forth my biggest problems and problems surrounding my family and put them behind me.

-the college life hasnt been good to me. i dont even remember high school math. im moving in with my girlfriend this july and going to CU Denver. shes about to get her masters degree and i havent even completed 4 years as an undergrad.

-i love retro porn. anything from the late 70s, to mid 80s, and earlier still. as early as the 1940s. hairy snatch, afros, muttonchops, funky basslines, excessive makeup, and all that jazz.

-i love to dance. be it in the club environment. be it at home. electroboogie, house, ghetto, disco, hyphy, whatever. alone, with my girl, or with my drink. i turn into a big fruitcake on the dancefloor.

You sergio sound like a rad individual. +1 for being you
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1455 on: May 03, 2008, 11:02:28 PM »
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I don't understand.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1456 on: May 04, 2008, 11:04:41 AM »
the bouncing tits thread makes me have anxiety. i always envied girls with small boobs for their ability to not have to wear bras.
we could get matching halter tops and do kickturns over the dick at fdr, people wouldn't know what to do. I would be a c cup massacre.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1457 on: May 04, 2008, 12:56:51 PM »
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im pretty sick of japan again


 and i bet lots of people are thinking "how can you be bored in japan?"

 you would have to live here for a long time to experience the crappiness of a lot of things.
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explain good sir. ive been itching to go for a long time now. whats not to like?

 if its new to you, its really great. the first few days i was back here were filled with surprises and wows and aahs. then i got used to it again.

 there are many reasons that i am sick of japan, and i dont think i can figure them all out. a lot of my friends want to leave though, but maybe thats just like any person whos lived in the same country for too long.

 first of all to be honest one big reason is the lack of pot. its so uselesly strict here and a lot of people are falsely educated about it and think its an addictive terrible drug that makes you really dumb. lots of places near tokyo seem to have more dealers than around where i live, but recently a lot of them have been getting caught or quitting because of the huge risk of getting caught.

 on the other side, the lack of pot makes the times that you actually do pot very special and edgy and x-treme. you can act really stupid infront of people and they will leave you alone. doing pot with my friends in japan is always the best days of my year.


 then theres the fact that im white and you dont really see many white teens too often here. at first its kind of nice, but sometimes when youre on a train and people look at you you want to run away. i sometimes over hear girls talking and laughing about how i look like some movie star and sometimes i hear asshole teens making pointing out that im a foreigner and laughing. over the years they have gotten used to more foreigners though. when i was a kid, people would see me and say "look! a foreigner!". now a lot of people leave you alone and treat you like a normal person. sometimes people treat you like shit just because you arent japanese though. people at shops try and get their co workers to serve me because they think that they will have a hard time understanding me. sometimes i look at business men and they look like they are thinking "get the fuck out of my country". maybe thats just me being too sensitive and over thinking about it though.

 sometimes people are nice to you because youre white, and its nice sometimes. they try their best to speak english and they say funny cute things.

 
 then theres the people who are usually much less friendly than the people i see in canada. you always see over worked business men giving each other bad looks. the culture is way different, and most people worry about being polite compared to being a nice person. its just my taste, but i would rather go to a video shop and get comments on what i rented and talk about stuff with the workers instead of getting bowed at and getting the same thing said to me every single time i rent videos. it makes a lot of the people unkind too, because they have to act like they are lower than the customer.

 in japan when you are younger or are in a lower rank, you have to use a slightly different way of talking which shows your "respect". because of that, sometimes its hard to make friends quickly with a person that is higher rank than you because you are constantly acting like a slave to them. i dislike this culture, and i wish everyone treated everyone equally. thats just my opinion though and many japanese think that its a good thing and that they should keep their culture.

 then theres the teens. in canada i had lots of different friends. girls, boys, everyone was totally into making new friends. in japan i have had the same friends for years. now that we have hung out with each other for so long we are like brothers, and we can talk about stuff we can only understand and its truly great to have friends like this. the bad thing is that i get bored a lot because i am with the same people most of the time, and i dont have interesting arguments and hear new ideas because me and my friends basically have the same views on everything.

 there are lots of people that have lots of friends here, but the thing is that you have to be normal to hang out with the "cool" people. if you say things out of the ordinary, people think youre weird and thats usually viewed as a bad thing. i am a huge fan of weirdness and i love it when people do weird stuff, but most of the out going people here dont support it, and they all sound the same sometimes. if you are weird you are usually a geek here, and lots of the weird people are into anime and things that im not into at all. if you want a good looking girl friend, you have to try so damn hard to act normal and cool. im sure its like this in a lot of places, but in canada it seemed like there were a type of interesting people that werent geeks that enjoyed people who acted differently.

 then theres the mass amount of buildings and bridges and cars and everything. it looks so cool at first, but after a while it gets depressing sometimes.

 
 japan is a very unique place that in my opinion is the funnest places to visit. its packed with good things youd only see in japan and im grateful that i spent most of my life here. but i think ive had enough of it and its time to move and explore other places. im here for 2 more months and honestly i wish i could go back to canada next week with my japanese friend thats moving there with me. im just sick of a lot of stuff. im sure that a lot of bad things ive said about japan can be argued, but thats how i view japan right now. its hard to criticize something that has so many sides to it. any questions are welcome if you dont understand what im trying to say.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1458 on: May 04, 2008, 01:08:32 PM »
the bouncing tits thread makes me have anxiety. i always envied girls with small boobs for their ability to not have to wear bras.

 i hate big boobs too!
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« Reply #1459 on: May 04, 2008, 01:49:46 PM »
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the bouncing tits thread makes me have anxiety. i always envied girls with small boobs for their ability to not have to wear bras.
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 i hate big boobs too!
as much as i can appreciate a nice full rack, and stare at a gif of them for hours on end.. im more of a medium sized titty guy

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« Reply #1460 on: May 04, 2008, 02:43:28 PM »
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the bouncing tits thread makes me have anxiety. i always envied girls with small boobs for their ability to not have to wear bras.
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 i hate big boobs too!
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as much as i can appreciate a nice full rack, and stare at a gif of them for hours on end.. im more of a medium sized titty guy

Ditto. Anything more than a handful is too much.

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« Reply #1461 on: May 04, 2008, 03:31:13 PM »
Don't you get it, she's just bragging about her huge tits!

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« Reply #1462 on: May 04, 2008, 04:04:46 PM »
^that's what I thought too. medium sized for me too though.

On the Japan topic: You don't live in Tokyo, do you? What's it like there? I always figured that life in big cities can be approximately the same no matter where you go.

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« Reply #1463 on: May 04, 2008, 04:09:56 PM »
i live in nagoya which is fairly large " As of 2000, Chūkyō Metropolitan Area has 8.74 million people, of which 2.17 million live in the city of Nagoya." but not as big as tokyo. tokyo is good but tiring. its so cool though.
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« Reply #1464 on: May 04, 2008, 04:15:42 PM »
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the bouncing tits thread makes me have anxiety. i always envied girls with small boobs for their ability to not have to wear bras.
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 i hate big boobs too!

big boobs are actually the worst. clothing never fits right, i drop food on them and the food sits there for like an hour until i look down and see that half a bag of popcorn is sitting there, and i always accidently rub them against people and im then forced to listen to awkward sexual innuendos.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1465 on: May 04, 2008, 04:54:40 PM »
I've never smoked weed or done drugs or anything like that, and I don't really ever want to.  I feel guilty about a lot of really stupid stuff too.  Skating is my entire life, and I skate from after school until it gets dark on weekdays and all day on the weekends, and I always feel guilty when my friends don't have time to skate.  I have a 4.1 GPA, and it is the worst feeling to get good grades because I barely work at all in school, and my freinds try so hard to do good and they still get shot down.  I think a lot about how the universe works and the human mind, and I think all that stuff is really interesting, but sometimes I pretend to not give a shit.  I am only 15 too, and I watch CNN.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1466 on: May 04, 2008, 05:02:59 PM »
I've never smoked weed or done drugs or anything like that, and I don't really ever want to.  I feel guilty about a lot of really stupid stuff too.  Skating is my entire life, and I skate from after school until it gets dark on weekdays and all day on the weekends, and I always feel guilty when my friends don't have time to skate.  I have a 4.1 GPA, and it is the worst feeling to get good grades because I barely work at all in school, and my freinds try so hard to do good and they still get shot down.  I think a lot about how the universe works and the human mind, and I think all that stuff is really interesting, but sometimes I pretend to not give a shit.  I am only 15 too, and I watch CNN.
this is how i know youre lying about your 4.1 gpa

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1467 on: May 04, 2008, 07:06:49 PM »
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the bouncing tits thread makes me have anxiety. i always envied girls with small boobs for their ability to not have to wear bras.
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 i hate big boobs too!
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big boobs are actually the worst. clothing never fits right, i drop food on them and the food sits there for like an hour until i look down and see that half a bag of popcorn is sitting there, and i always accidently rub them against people and im then forced to listen to awkward sexual innuendos.
Yeah, but they'll get you a high rep on slap so it more than makes up for it, right?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1468 on: May 04, 2008, 07:16:21 PM »
I've never smoked weed or done drugs or anything like that, and I don't really ever want to.  I feel guilty about a lot of really stupid stuff too.  Skating is my entire life, and I skate from after school until it gets dark on weekdays and all day on the weekends, and I always feel guilty when my friends don't have time to skate.  I have a 4.1 GPA, and it is the worst feeling to get good grades because I barely work at all in school, and my freinds try so hard to do good and they still get shot down.  I think a lot about how the universe works and the human mind, and I think all that stuff is really interesting, but sometimes I pretend to not give a shit.  I am only 15 too, and I watch CNN.
I hate to post twice in a row but... Oh fucking wow you have a 4.1 GPA and skate all day, SOOOOO fucking embarrassing. This isn't the "try to play off bragging as a humble confession" thread.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1469 on: May 04, 2008, 07:45:11 PM »
I've never smoked weed or done drugs or anything like that, and I don't really ever want to.  I feel guilty about a lot of really stupid stuff too.  Skating is my entire life, and I skate from after school until it gets dark on weekdays and all day on the weekends, and I always feel guilty when my friends don't have time to skate.  I have a 4.1 GPA, and it is the worst feeling to get good grades because I barely work at all in school, and my freinds try so hard to do good and they still get shot down.  I think a lot about how the universe works and the human mind, and I think all that stuff is really interesting, but sometimes I pretend to not give a shit.  I am only 15 too, and I watch CNN.

I'm calling bullshit.