Author Topic: Skateboarding Related Craigslist Missed Connections (Read 7106 times)

concerned_parent · « **on:** June 30, 2017, 05:04:14 AM »

y'all should lurk craigslist and see what comes up for some sk8r-thirsty bro's and braud's

https://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/mis/6192731076.html

Skater girl at Penn Station - m4w (Midtown)

Saw you at Penn Station with your board...a Blind deck if I'm remembering it right, black wheels.

You were pretty short and had light brown hair that went past your shoulders, dark t-shirt, cutoff shorts, colored bracelets and black and white Chucks.

I was in the maze of people with my board, dark jeans, nikes, short hair.

Wanna meet up and skate some parks?

https://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/mis/6197612686.html

Check in table at Nike Go Skate Day NYC 2017... - m4w (Lower East Side)

I know this is a ridiculous longshot but...
Me, my son and a small crew of his friends showed up for the Go Skate Day event at LES skatepark on June 21st. After waiting for almost 2 hours to get in, you were working at the check in table and I approached you to ask if we all could fill out the forms early to save some time. I actually hesitated at first, you are incredibly attractive and I didn't want to sound like a fool asking you to help us out. But you were extremely nice, showed me the biggest genuine smile let us all fill out the forms. After you couldn't figure out how to put my wristband on, you got it and I looked you in the eyes, smiled and thanked you for all your help. I felt a connection there, and in some fantastical part of my brain, I thought you might see my phone number on the form and text me or something, but I'm completely aware that doesn't happen in reality.
I did try finding ways to talk to you throughout the day, but you were busy working, loads of people around, and I never found the opportune moment. We shared a bunch of glances though and now I'm siting here, really kicking myself in the ass for not talking to you.
Me: 6', athletic build, shaved head, salt and pepper beard wearing a white Adidas tee, bright blue shorts and white Adidas kicks.
You: 5'6" or so, incredibly fit, pin straight brown hair, tanned skin and a really great smile. You were wearing black leggings, a Nike tee and Nike running sneakers.
By any remote chance you see this and feel so inclined, please contact me. I'd love to take the chance to get to know you, and make up for the chance that I didn't take that day.

https://hudsonvalley.craigslist.org/mis/6175202527.html

you wore all black on monday in nyack brick house you skateboard - m4w (nyack)

you are young girl dressed in all black
you had a small pizza
i was with my mom
you were alone
i want to adopt you!

Grind King Rims · « **Reply #1 on:** June 30, 2017, 07:18:08 AM »

I don't have anything to contribute, but I'm completely in support of this thread.

KoRnholio8 · « **Reply #2 on:** June 30, 2017, 07:20:10 AM »

Quote from: concerned_parent on June 30, 2017, 05:04:14 AM

https://hudsonvalley.craigslist.org/mis/6175202527.html

you wore all black on monday in nyack brick house you skateboard - m4w (nyack)

you are young girl dressed in all black
you had a small pizza
i was with my mom
you were alone
i want to adopt you!

Creepy AF.

JB · « **Reply #3 on:** June 30, 2017, 07:41:13 AM »

Quote from: KoRnholio8 on June 30, 2017, 07:20:10 AM

Quote from: concerned_parent on June 30, 2017, 05:04:14 AM
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https://hudsonvalley.craigslist.org/mis/6175202527.html

you wore all black on monday in nyack brick house you skateboard - m4w (nyack)

you are young girl dressed in all black
you had a small pizza
i was with my mom
you were alone
i want to adopt you!
[close]

~~Creepy~~ Poetic AF.

Little Debbie · « **Reply #4 on:** June 30, 2017, 07:44:08 AM »

the Hudson Valley in general is a weird, sleepy, creepy place

SodaJerk · « **Reply #5 on:** June 30, 2017, 09:53:29 AM »

Stacked girl with tha phat ass
I skated past you on the street, can't remember which one
You have a phat ass and tig ol'bitties and lips that could suck a golf ball through six foot of garden hose
You were blonde/brunette/dark haired, Japanese or Puerto Rican or Scandinavian or some shit whatever but you definitely looked DTF
I'm middle aged still ride a skateboard and like to party
If this sounds familiar hit me up

planman · « **Reply #6 on:** June 30, 2017, 10:42:22 AM »

Surprisingly, Chicago has nothing. I fully back this thread though.

JB · « **Reply #7 on:** June 30, 2017, 10:52:29 AM »

Not as good as some on here, but this is what I found.

I caught you before you fell at modern skate park in Madison heights

We both were skateboarding on Saturday around 8. You were coming down a ramp and I fell off my board and it was heading in your direction. I first try to grab the board but it was to late so I grab you around your waist to make sure you didn't fall. I thought you were very cute and the fact that you skateboard is hot. I was going to applauge and see if I could take you to dinner, but I looked around and you were gone. Maybe I'll see you up at the skatepark again or if you see this post, and are interested in going out sometime, disc robe what you were wearing and what color t shirt I was wearing if you can remember!

happenstance · « **Reply #8 on:** June 30, 2017, 10:53:40 AM »

SF Bay Area (not as entertaining):

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Boston Skateboard Girl - m4w (berkeley north / hills)

We shared an Uber this morning. You were cute and I would've liked to get your number, but I wasn't sure if you were getting out where I was. Hopefully you see this and we can get a drink sometime.

Zimmer · « **Reply #9 on:** June 30, 2017, 12:42:46 PM »

Quote from: KoRnholio8 on June 30, 2017, 07:20:10 AM

Quote from: concerned_parent on June 30, 2017, 05:04:14 AM
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https://hudsonvalley.craigslist.org/mis/6175202527.html

you wore all black on monday in nyack brick house you skateboard - m4w (nyack)

you are young girl dressed in all black
you had a small pizza
i was with my mom
you were alone
i want to adopt you!
[close]

Creepy AF.

I also want to adopt a young beautiful woman, I repeat. Young beautiful woman.

doublesteveburger · « **Reply #10 on:** June 30, 2017, 01:10:17 PM »

Just skimmed my locations missed connections, Jesus fucking Christ.

This thread is going to be so good.

jim · « **Reply #11 on:** June 30, 2017, 03:15:04 PM »

slipknot hat at the good charlotte show

You had a slipknot hat on and a red and black checkered shirt. I think you were really cute and couldnt stop looking at you. But im shy so im a loser that said nothing haha

colin · « **Reply #12 on:** June 30, 2017, 07:04:04 PM »

Quote from: concerned_parent on June 30, 2017, 05:04:14 AM

y'all should lurk craigslist and see what comes up for some sk8r-thirsty bro's and braud's

https://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/mis/6192731076.html

Skater girl at Penn Station - m4w (Midtown)

Saw you at Penn Station with your board...a Blind deck if I'm remembering it right, black wheels.

You were pretty short and had light brown hair that went past your shoulders, dark t-shirt, cutoff shorts, colored bracelets and black and white Chucks.

I was in the maze of people with my board, dark jeans, nikes, short hair.

Wanna meet up and skate some parks?

Playing it cool

Silky Johnson · « **Reply #13 on:** June 30, 2017, 07:29:37 PM »

Just a skaterboi trying to holla

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Blonde leaving dsw in Morgan hill - m4w (morgan hill) hide this posting
body: curvy
I saw you walking out of dsw in Morgan hill around 330 on Friday. You were wearing a white shirt and blue jeans and left in a red ford suv's. I tried to catch up with you just to tell you how stunning you looked.

Anyhow if there's any chance you see this and could be interested in a local 33 year old skater style guy I'd love to say hi in person

Grind King Rims · « **Reply #14 on:** July 01, 2017, 05:53:13 PM »

Couldn't find anything in the missed connections, so here's one from the casual encounters.

Chav/scally/skater type wanted to wank and suck off - m4m (Port Talbot)

age: 57
Guy 57 looking for a fit chav/scally/council estate/skater lad trackies/baseball cap type to wank off. I can accom only and you must provide a face pic before I will even reply. Would love you to film me making you spunk for my own use if that's ok with you.

YOU MUST BE AT LEAST 18 !! Straight/gay/bi/curious no matter.

Put SCALLY in your reply. I will make you spunk loads and can use toys and wank you to porn if you want.

oldgoodburger · « **Reply #15 on:** July 01, 2017, 07:17:47 PM »

quartersnacks has been posting ones from the city for a minute now

lampshade · « **Reply #16 on:** July 02, 2017, 03:15:10 AM »

Quote from: Grind King Rims on July 01, 2017, 05:53:13 PM

Couldn't find anything in the missed connections, so here's one from the casual encounters.

Chav/scally/skater type wanted to wank and suck off - m4m (Port Talbot)

age: 57
Guy 57 looking for a fit chav/scally/council estate/skater lad trackies/baseball cap type to wank off. I can accom only and you must provide a face pic before I will even reply. Would love you to film me making you spunk for my own use if that's ok with you.

YOU MUST BE AT LEAST 18 !! Straight/gay/bi/curious no matter.

Put SCALLY in your reply. I will make you spunk loads and can use toys and wank you to porn if you want.

Are you sure this isn't a posting trying to find new riders for Palace?

SodaJerk · « **Reply #17 on:** July 02, 2017, 03:19:59 AM »

Quote from: lampshade on July 02, 2017, 03:15:10 AM

Quote from: Grind King Rims on July 01, 2017, 05:53:13 PM
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Couldn't find anything in the missed connections, so here's one from the casual encounters.

Chav/scally/skater type wanted to wank and suck off - m4m (Port Talbot)

age: 57
Guy 57 looking for a fit chav/scally/council estate/skater lad trackies/baseball cap type to wank off. I can accom only and you must provide a face pic before I will even reply. Would love you to film me making you spunk for my own use if that's ok with you.

YOU MUST BE AT LEAST 18 !! Straight/gay/bi/curious no matter.

Put SCALLY in your reply. I will make you spunk loads and can use toys and wank you to porn if you want.

[close]

Are you sure this isn't a posting trying to find new riders for Palace?

Ahahahaha

Noseskidder · « **Reply #18 on:** July 02, 2017, 04:30:51 AM »

I screen shot this a while ago.

badfomyhealth · « **Reply #19 on:** July 02, 2017, 10:38:21 AM »

concerned_parent · « **Reply #20 on:** July 05, 2017, 07:08:48 AM »

https://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/mis/6203898984.html

Guy on skates seeks girl on bike... - m4w (Midtown West)

...who paced me through a stretch of Times Square, then said my skating was "beautiful to watch." I don't know if that was flirtation or just a friendly compliment, but I was glad to hear it, either way.

I'd have liked ride together a bit more, but you sped off and turned uptown. But who knows--maybe you'll see this and we can do that again some time.

Jim and Dan · « **Reply #21 on:** July 05, 2017, 08:21:09 AM »

Looking for a freaky "girlfriend" - mw4w (Providence)

body: average
height: 5'5" (165cm)
status: partnered
drugs: sometimes
age: 21

Hi
I'm looking for a cool ass girl thats down to be like a 3rd partner for me nd my man we like trying new things in bed.
We have been wanting a 3some for while i just cant find a girl. We have done dp nd i love it would like to try it with another female

What im looking for -
Im looking for a sexy girl age- 21-35. Down to do anything everything in bed anal, dp, eat pussy and suck dick like its yours. Be our on call pornstar

If you know of any guys interested in dp lmk. I love 2 dicks at once its the best id love to have another girl to play with so hit me up we can talk nd meet.😊

Alittle bit about me nd him-
im 21 spanish really skinny but cant take the 🍆. Hes 24. Also spanish his 🍆 is nice nd big. 😬
Im pretty hes good looking we just looking to have some safe fun.

Oooooooooh so subtle...

concerned_parent · « **Reply #22 on:** July 17, 2017, 10:36:58 AM »

https://baltimore.craigslist.org/mis/d/hot-muscular-black-guy/6200685922.html

Hot Muscular Black guy w/skateboard Harundale Wells Fargo - m4m (glen burnie/Harundale)

Was at the wells fargo atm machine in Harundale area today at approx. 1pm There was a gorgeous very muscular black guy at the atm out front with a skateboard. Almost hit another car staring at him,

skateordie · « **Reply #23 on:** July 17, 2017, 02:06:45 PM »

i read one a few years ago now (hence, no link) that read something like:

"i saw you skating under the bqe. i was the girl in the back of the cop car. it's not what you think. get in touch if you read this."

i hope this bonnie found her clyde.

planman · « **Reply #24 on:** July 17, 2017, 05:31:01 PM »

Girl who rode my skateboard at food truck festival

Looking for the girl with the black Vans who rode my skateboard after the Uptown food truck fair. I didn't wanna be that guy who hits on someone the first time they meet but I'm kicking myself for not at least getting your name. You're really pretty and you have good taste in skateboard wheels. You also made my Snap story a little more interesting.

also completely unrelated to skateboarding but still a good laugh

Thanks to the Mom letting me look up her dress - m4w (MKE airport) hide this posting

I'd just like to say thank you to the gorgeous milf at the airport today who caught my blantantly looking up her skirt today and instead of readjusting, let me sneak a peak 3-4 more times before you had to board your flight.

sectachrome · « **Reply #25 on:** July 18, 2017, 08:45:16 AM »

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N Garo ave skater boys - m4m

I live on n garo ave i see some sexy ass white boys on skateboards you look like you have a nice dick all off you whats up

smellsdead · « **Reply #26 on:** March 23, 2018, 01:49:36 AM »

US Congress just passed HR 1865, "FOSTA", seeking to subject websites to criminal and civil liability when third parties (users) misuse online personals unlawfully.

Any tool or service can be misused. We can't take such risk without jeopardizing all our other services, so we are regretfully taking craigslist personals offline. Hopefully we can bring them back some day.

To the millions of spouses, partners, and couples who met through craigslist, we wish you every happiness!

-from the horses mouth

missed connections is no more wtf

roba · « **Reply #27 on:** March 23, 2018, 02:01:24 AM »

Quote from: concerned_parent on June 30, 2017, 05:04:14 AM

i want to adopt you!

feedmeseymour · « **Reply #28 on:** March 23, 2018, 05:34:05 AM »

Quote from: badfomyhealth on July 02, 2017, 10:38:21 AM

weck went to coachella i guess...

bo golden · « **Reply #29 on:** March 23, 2018, 08:50:21 AM »

i know this is a long shot.
i saw you on SLAP.
you said something stupid.
wanna go skate?

Author Topic: Skateboarding Related Craigslist Missed Connections (Read 7106 times)

Grind King Rims

Little Debbie

doublesteveburger

colin

Grind King Rims

oldgoodburger

feedmeseymour

bo golden