Author Topic: Skateboarding conspiracies thread (Read 175274 times)

HangtenNoseblunt · « **Reply #240 on:** July 10, 2018, 03:55:47 PM »

a triangle truckbase with 3 screws would be better but the 4 screw model breaks more boards so they dont change

my english is bad · « **Reply #241 on:** July 10, 2018, 04:14:32 PM »

Brad Staba and Brian Anderson were lovers

fakie nollie · « **Reply #242 on:** July 10, 2018, 06:21:32 PM »

Quote from: HangtenNoseblunt on July 10, 2018, 03:55:47 PM

a triangle truckbase with 3 screws would be better but the 4 screw model breaks more boards so they dont change

Elaborate, Neal de Grassi Nye the fucking skateboarding guy

HangtenNoseblunt · « **Reply #243 on:** July 10, 2018, 06:45:57 PM »

i dunno i just made it up but it sounds legit

HangtenNoseblunt · « **Reply #244 on:** July 10, 2018, 06:46:54 PM »

some shit about there being less holes in the board and triangles being stronger shapes

fulltechnicalskizzy · « **Reply #245 on:** July 10, 2018, 07:52:40 PM »

They have the tech to make Ollie Pop's flavor last 48 hours but then I wouldn't buy a pack every 24

paraquat · « **Reply #246 on:** July 10, 2018, 08:26:21 PM »

Quote from: HangtenNoseblunt on July 10, 2018, 06:46:54 PM

some shit about there being less holes in the board and triangles being stronger shapes

i think triangles are only strong if pressure is applied to the sides when it is upright. Man, I should have paid more attention in high school geometry.

ungzilla · « **Reply #247 on:** July 10, 2018, 08:30:46 PM »

Quote from: Brophy on July 10, 2018, 06:46:54 PM

shapes

Sad Hippo · « **Reply #248 on:** July 17, 2018, 07:15:51 PM »

Quote from: itsamwadting on July 17, 2018, 07:05:52 PM

pontus has multiple girlfriends and is overly interested in the polar teams sex lives

I remember reading on here years ago that he can't come back to the States because of some kiddy diddling shit.

Jud Nestorkins · « **Reply #249 on:** July 18, 2018, 03:40:06 AM »

Quote from: Kumiko on May 01, 2018, 06:50:31 AM

Klein had a rib removed so he could suck his own dick.

I thought that rumor was about was Marilyn Mason?

Nth syd bear · « **Reply #250 on:** July 18, 2018, 04:36:26 AM »

Anyone heard of this movie the whole 80’s nazi trend thing reminded me of this movie I saw when I was a kid

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surf_Nazis_Must_Die

Anyway that Casper/guy thing and that letter sounds like a whole lot of shit that people didn’t want to talk about or something.. but that fan fare letter or whatever was creepy

KoRnholio8 · « **Reply #251 on:** July 18, 2018, 05:12:20 AM »

tiago an iqui were coerced into getting drunk on the flight to USA and then reported for allegedly grabbing a lady by the hand by the "nike intelligence agency", because they didn't want to sign wit the swoosh - hence their temporary ban from USA

NIA will scale-up their coercion methods with time, resistance is futile.

brent · « **Reply #252 on:** July 18, 2018, 05:19:51 AM »

luc kampfen and chad timtim are the same people

paraquat · « **Reply #253 on:** July 18, 2018, 05:28:26 AM »

Quote from: KoRnholio8 on July 18, 2018, 05:12:20 AM

tiago an iqui were coerced into getting drunk on the flight to USA and then reported for allegedly grabbing a lady by the hand by the "nike intelligence agency", because they didn't want to sign wit the swoosh - hence their temporary ban from USA

NIA will scale-up their coercion methods with time, resistance is futile.

they got chipotle’d

Enfant Terrible · « **Reply #254 on:** July 18, 2018, 05:59:50 AM »

Anyone ever heard about Cory Kennedy being related to Jfk ?

AH1888 skateboards · « **Reply #255 on:** July 18, 2018, 06:58:09 AM »

Dylan reider faking his death. Whoever edited his last Fucking Awesome part gave us a hint by using the theme song from one flew over the cukoo's nest, its a movie about a guy who faked his mental illness. Obviously people helped him pull it off and he had to lose a shit load of weight to make it look like he had cancer. Faking your death is the ultimate cool guy thing you could do. Did nobody question why Huf is still selling a dead mans pro model shoe?

Atiba Applebum · « **Reply #256 on:** July 18, 2018, 07:02:39 AM »

Quote from: Enfant Terrible on July 18, 2018, 05:59:50 AM

Anyone ever heard about Cory Kennedy being related to Jfk ?

Wrong Kennedy brother to make a tasteless joke about

Enfant Terrible · « **Reply #257 on:** July 18, 2018, 07:06:21 AM »

Quote from: Atiba Applebum on July 18, 2018, 07:02:39 AM

Quote from: Enfant Terrible on July 18, 2018, 05:59:50 AM
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Anyone ever heard about Cory Kennedy being related to Jfk ?
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Wrong Kennedy brother to make a tasteless joke about

I'm being serious

AH1888 skateboards · « **Reply #258 on:** July 18, 2018, 07:39:09 AM »

Pierre Agnes the CEO of quicksilver also faked his death. They found his boat off the coast of france with no body. Pierre and Dylan are surfing on some island right now collecting money from their life insurance scams.

shit_for_brains · « **Reply #259 on:** July 18, 2018, 07:40:46 AM »

I always wonder about that really cool doctor who was removing people's ribs so they could suck their own dicks.

feedmeseymour · « **Reply #260 on:** July 18, 2018, 07:43:11 AM »

Quote from: shit_for_brains on July 18, 2018, 07:40:46 AM

I always wonder about that really cool doctor who was removing people's ribs so they could suck their own dicks.

Francis Xavier · « **Reply #261 on:** July 18, 2018, 09:04:40 AM »

Quote from: AH1888 skateboards on July 18, 2018, 06:58:09 AM

Dylan reider faking his death. Whoever edited his last Fucking Awesome part gave us a hint by using the theme song from one flew over the cukoo's nest, its a movie about a guy who faked his mental illness. Obviously people helped him pull it off and he had to lose a shit load of weight to make it look like he had cancer. Faking your death is the ultimate cool guy thing you could do. Did nobody question why Huf is still selling a dead mans pro model shoe?

As a cancer survivor, fuck you kook.

TheLowerBack · « **Reply #262 on:** July 18, 2018, 09:33:14 AM »

Can someone go into who's all been black balled from Thrasher and why? I know Danny G's story, but not anyone else's.

ungzilla · « **Reply #263 on:** July 18, 2018, 09:52:56 AM »

venmo me 50 dollars and sure

Skate_lurker_Rob · « **Reply #264 on:** July 18, 2018, 10:14:23 AM »

Quote from: TheLowerBack on July 18, 2018, 09:33:14 AM

Can someone go into who's all been black balled from Thrasher and why? I know Danny G's story, but not anyone else's.

I have heard that story as well, I've heard Bill Pepper was cause he beat up Phelper as the end of the year awards came up BP name got dropped for being annoying, Well Bill showed up at Highspeed productions and proceeding beat the piss out of Jake. Which I wouldn't mind doing myself to him and Andy Roy but I don't feel like catching hep c or worse yet Thrasher AIDS.

The rest of those guys I don't know the story, probably all speculative but that's my opinion.

SHIREFLIP · « **Reply #265 on:** July 18, 2018, 10:50:36 AM »

Quote from: Enfant Terrible on July 18, 2018, 05:59:50 AM

Anyone ever heard about Cory Kennedy being related to Jfk ?

You're thinking of Terry Kennedy.

Billy Bitchcakes · « **Reply #266 on:** July 18, 2018, 11:33:21 AM »

Quote from: Jud Nestorkins on July 18, 2018, 03:40:06 AM

Quote from: Kumiko on May 01, 2018, 06:50:31 AM
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Klein had a rib removed so he could suck his own dick.
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I thought that rumor was about was Marilyn Mason?

Marilyn Manson doesn't even skate anymore

shit_for_brains · « **Reply #267 on:** July 18, 2018, 11:44:48 AM »

Marilyn Manson is related to JFK

ungzilla · « **Reply #268 on:** July 18, 2018, 11:46:29 AM »

JFK had someone else's ribs removed so they could suck his dick

HangtenNoseblunt · « **Reply #269 on:** July 18, 2018, 11:50:36 AM »

ribsman had jfk removed so he could suck marilyn mansons dick

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