Skateboarding conspiracies thread

[Dwyck]

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Nike owns Frog

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nah its a subsidiary of salba sauce and associates.

jesse gets converse. everyone else gets vans or lakai. brighton zoomer probably on vans payroll.

[Silky Johnson]

Santa Cruz skateboards is a money laundering front for white supremacists in the Santa Cruz mountains who sell meth and fedoras, Shrukien found out and quit because of it

[oroku1983]

He probably does a lot of fucked drugs tbh. Reminds me of this kid I used to hang out with who turned to using a lot of drugs

Can we get this narcotics officer banned please?

[PatoDuck]

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He probably does a lot of fucked drugs tbh. Reminds me of this kid I used to hang out with who turned to using a lot of drugs

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Can we get this narcotics officer banned please?

Funny coming form the guy who talked about killing themself on the Golden Gate Bridge like an idiot. “I’m a skate legend” up yours with your pride

[PatoDuck]

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He probably does a lot of fucked drugs tbh. Reminds me of this kid I used to hang out with who turned to using a lot of drugs

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Can we get this narcotics officer banned please?

Also not to mention you had Rick (who is currently our biggest kook) tell you your a kook and an idiot. I think that really debunks anything you say.

[Jerrys Kid]

The JT in JT Aultz's name stands for Jamie Thomas. The real Jamie Thomas made him shorten it to JT it to make sure kids didn't accidentally buy a JT Aultz board thinking it was his.

I know he lurks here, so I won't go too much further.

[weon]

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He probably does a lot of fucked drugs tbh. Reminds me of this kid I used to hang out with who turned to using a lot of drugs

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Can we get this narcotics officer banned please?

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Also not to mention you had Rick (who is currently our biggest kook) tell you your a kook and an idiot. I think that really debunks anything you say.

false. according to the hidden thread it is you.

[PatoDuck]

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He probably does a lot of fucked drugs tbh. Reminds me of this kid I used to hang out with who turned to using a lot of drugs

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Can we get this narcotics officer banned please?

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Also not to mention you had Rick (who is currently our biggest kook) tell you your a kook and an idiot. I think that really debunks anything you say.

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false. according to the hidden thread it is you.

hidden thread? What are you on about? Also Why you always on my dick?

[PatoDuck]

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He probably does a lot of fucked drugs tbh. Reminds me of this kid I used to hang out with who turned to using a lot of drugs

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Can we get this narcotics officer banned please?

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Also not to mention you had Rick (who is currently our biggest kook) tell you your a kook and an idiot. I think that really debunks anything you say.

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false. according to the hidden thread it is you.

we get you want to ride but why?

[old fat virgin loser]

Nike owns Frog

Frog Blazers?

hmmm

[feedmeseymour]

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Nike owns Frog

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Frog Blazers?

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hmmm

I will say congrats to them for this collab, but the shoes are ugly as all hell.

They will sell out fast to a bunch of dudes that dont skate but are down to wait in lines outside of their local nike sb shop.

from there they will sit in the box, never to be worn, in that lonely sneaker heads apartment. then one day years from now he will come up short for rent money and dust off that box, go on ebay, and realize that they are selling for cheaper than original msrp.

[Painted Baby]

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Nike owns Frog

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Frog Blazers?

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hmmm

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I will say congrats to them for this collab, but the shoes are ugly as all hell.

They will sell out fast to a bunch of dudes that dont skate but are down to wait in lines outside of their local nike sb shop.

from there they will sit in the box, never to be worn, in that lonely sneaker heads apartment. then one day years from now he will come up short for rent money and dust off that box, go on ebay, and realize that they are selling for cheaper than original msrp.

What is this magic, you witch? How can you see the future with such clarity?

[JosephSmith]

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Nike owns Frog

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Frog Blazers?

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hmmm

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I will say congrats to them for this collab, but the shoes are ugly as all hell.

They will sell out fast to a bunch of dudes that dont skate but are down to wait in lines outside of their local nike sb shop.

from there they will sit in the box, never to be worn, in that lonely sneaker heads apartment. then one day years from now he will come up short for rent money and dust off that box, go on ebay, and realize that they are selling for cheaper than original msrp.

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What is this magic, you witch? How can you see the future with such clarity?

Illuminati confirmed

[fakie nollie]

Newest conspiracy: John Hill poaches slap user responses to create content for his social media following. Very, very hard to prove but I think I'm onto something.

[feedmeseymour]

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Nike owns Frog

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Frog Blazers?

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hmmm

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I will say congrats to them for this collab, but the shoes are ugly as all hell.

They will sell out fast to a bunch of dudes that dont skate but are down to wait in lines outside of their local nike sb shop.

from there they will sit in the box, never to be worn, in that lonely sneaker heads apartment. then one day years from now he will come up short for rent money and dust off that box, go on ebay, and realize that they are selling for cheaper than original msrp.

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What is this magic, you witch? How can you see the future with such clarity?

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Illuminati confirmed

just using my Shalom mind power...

...cause you would have to be drunk to think those blazers are sick.

[PatoDuck]

I’m sorry but I really like those.

[johnes]

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Nike owns Frog

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Frog Blazers?

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[Get the strap]

The original skateboard industry and skateboard culture is crumbling down to nothing by our very own eyes to be watered down to a controlled environment by the global elitist whose ultimate goal is globalization, and the industry and culture will be replaced by the elitist vision of skateboarding as it pertains to globalization. There will be nothing left and human sacrifices have already been made and there will be more to come.

[Idk]

The original skateboard industry and skateboard culture is crumbling down to nothing by our very own eyes to be watered down to a controlled environment by the global elitist whose ultimate goal is globalization, and the industry and culture will be replaced by the elitist vision of skateboarding as it pertains to globalization. There will be nothing left and human sacrifices have already been made and there will be more to come.

Dude not so loud.

[KevinOHara]

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The original skateboard industry and skateboard culture is crumbling down to nothing by our very own eyes to be watered down to a controlled environment by the global elitist whose ultimate goal is globalization, and the industry and culture will be replaced by the elitist vision of skateboarding as it pertains to globalization. There will be nothing left and human sacrifices have already been made and there will be more to come.

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Dude not so loud.

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Dan Mancina can see.

[Allen.]

Dan Mancina can see.

Watching dude walk into the local indoor and tap around with his cane and slide around a manual pad was inspiring and nerve wracking at the same time. Found out he learned kickflip manuals later that night.

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Watching dude walk into the local indoor and tap around with his cane and slide around a manual pad was inspiring and nerve wracking at the same time. Found out he learned kickflip manuals later that night.

It's insane. Also the Mancina challenge sounds incredibly dumb and some kid is going to get hospitalized.

[Bony cawk]

Dan Mancina can see.

You better hope he doesn’t read this post

[Allen.]

Pretty sure Biebel got plugs or hair transplant or something. Definitely thought I was nuts for thinking that then I recalled how oddly vain dude is (tanning, getting his teeth “fixed”, wearing that Coca Cola onesie) and realized it’s very on brand for him to think having a weird Jadakiss hairline is acceptable or good.

[thomas kook]

dude it's insane how many dudes out there are getting the hairline transplant, and it's always the guys who take out a stack of 50s to pay for a single t-shirt at the shop who have them done. biebel's for sure got one

[Saycheeseordie]

EVAN SMITH TURNED DOWN SOTY LAST YEAR. Him and Tyson leaving Element.

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EVAN SMITH TURNED DOWN SOTY LAST YEAR. Him and Tyson leaving Element.

No one's seen a thread about either of those yet. I think you might be onto something

[Dustwardprez]

EVAN SMITH TURNED DOWN SOTY LAST YEAR. Him and Tyson leaving Element.

Hippies are Not eligible for SOTY unless the rules have changed.

[ChuckRamone]

the timing of thrasher’s slap blurb and the nine club’s 1010 interview are a little fishy eh?