Skateboarding conspiracies thread

[Goldeneggs]

it sucks because i have a Madness deck, too.

Madness uses a lot of Wikileak confirmed pedo symbolism.

https://wikileaks.org/wiki/FBI_pedophile_symbols

Madness also frequently rips off classic paintings like Cronos eating his children, which is also a theme these pedos are down with.

[pdknox]

have people gas you up after you drop 7x7 yet not be mentioned https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=111494.0

be soty yet not be mentioned in https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=111494.0

ha.

[pdknox]

rhino actually lives in a condo and his hoa fees cover lawn maintenance

ha.

[Jerrys Kid]

The JT in JT Aultz's name stands for Jamie Thomas. He was going to go by the name Jamie Thomas Aultz, until the Jamie Thomas from Zero threatened Jim Thebaud with a lawsuit for name infringement.

So Jamie Thomas Aultz had to shorten his name to JT Aultz.

[doublesteveburger]

the lakai symbol is just the nike swoosh with a little extra flare and not enough awareness

[Owen]

The JT in JT Aultz's name stands for Jamie Thomas. He was going to go by the name Jamie Thomas Aultz, until the Jamie Thomas from Zero threatened Jim Thebaud with a lawsuit for name infringement.

So Jamie Thomas Aultz had to shorten his name to JT Aultz.

He then changed his name to Jim Thebaud Aultz

[Sick_McCrank_]

Skateboarding is a welcoming culture for outsiders.

[johnes]

Nike is about to purchase adidas for 2.6 billion dollars

[GuessAgain?]

Nike is about to purchase adidas for 2.6 billion dollars

damnnn they really be low balling them like that

[essal]

if that's a conspiracy then it's evidence that conspiracy theorists are dumb as fuck.

[mclovin1336]

Skateboarding is a welcoming culture for outsiders.

[Allen.]

Not explicitly a skateboarding conspiracy but a skateboarding adjacent conspiracy.

Some of the supreme re-sellers are dummy accounts head up by supreme employees to sell their merch at resale value instead of store price.

[Christmas Complete]

Zach Allen orchestrated the Figgy allegations to get back at Emerica for letting him go.

[spungo]

it sucks because i have a Madness deck, too.

Madness uses a lot of Wikileak confirmed pedo symbolism.

https://wikileaks.org/wiki/FBI_pedophile_symbols

Madness also frequently rips off classic paintings like Cronos eating his children, which is also a theme these pedos are down with.

Whatever, Mike Carroll had a board that just said NAMBLA on it, way ahead of the pedo curve

[lazer69]

The person that keeps vandalizing Chevy Chase skatepark is a local mad at people outside having fun.

[JamesFardy]

I’ve heard that some videos “sped up” their skate videos to “fit the soundtrack” specifically James Brockman in New Blood.

[Sick_McCrank_]

I’ve heard that some videos “sped up” their skate videos to “fit the soundtrack” specifically James Brockman in New Blood.

It’s all fair game as long as no one notices. There are many tricks. 
I’d rather have a video that’s nice to watch than a „technically“ correct video.

[lk130]

[smellsdead]

this thunder trucks logois actually a buttplug with a handle going into an ass wearing fishnets

just sayin

[Loady McGee]

this thunder trucks logois actually a buttplug with a handle going into an ass wearing fishnets

just sayin

Mind blown. Now I can't unsee it.

[Grind King Rims]

Wait, I thought that was obvious. What did you guys see it as before now?

[HombreezysShittyPasta]

Homie nailed it with the Madness graphics. Sus shit. All that about Braille is common sense at this point

[cosmicgypsies]

Not explicitly a skateboarding conspiracy but a skateboarding adjacent conspiracy.

Some of the supreme re-sellers are dummy accounts head up by supreme employees to sell their merch at resale value instead of store price.

on a similar note i'd imagine a good majority of the "dunk raffles" sell 1/2 pairs and the rest go out the backdoor/straight to stockx

[ChuckRamone]

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this thunder trucks logois actually a buttplug with a handle going into an ass wearing fishnets

just sayin

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Mind blown. Now I can't unsee it.

I wonder if anyone has ever jerked off to the Thunder Trucks logo.

[Atiba Applebum]

Wait, I thought that was obvious. What did you guys see it as before now?

A toucan emerging from a fishnetted arse

[Lowcalcium]

Westagate never got SOTY because Phelps thought he was too well adjusted and not hellride enough.

Also Phelps screamed at Patrick O'Dell because he filmed Westgate building a makeup stand for his wife...not hellride enough for the Phelpers

[lamfordie]

It was Phelps dying wish to give Milton SOTY

[Jollyoli]

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this thunder trucks logois actually a buttplug with a handle going into an ass wearing fishnets

just sayin

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Mind blown. Now I can't unsee it.

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I wonder if anyone has ever jerked off to the Thunder Trucks logo.

If anywhere, this is the right place to ask.

[ChuckRamone]

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Wait, I thought that was obvious. What did you guys see it as before now?

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A toucan emerging from a fishnetted arse

Or the Egyptian god Thoth.

[Atiba Applebum]

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Wait, I thought that was obvious. What did you guys see it as before now?

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A toucan emerging from a fishnetted arse

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Or the Egyptian god Thoth.

Much better