Skateboarding conspiracies thread

[Vomit Lust]

Damn. Guess I should’ve paid more attention to my bushings and pivot cups. Probably why I never went pro.

Magnets would be sneaky. I’d love to see the internet uproar if somebody got caught doing that, like it matters. We took some of those solid rubber bungees, the kind that have an S hook on the ends, and strapped our feet to our boards skating this mini when I was a kid. Shit was dangerous but we were “landing” 540’s and shit on a 5’ ramp.

[Banned from the room]

Isn't putting magnets in your shoes something that conspiracy people do to stay healthy?

[Jerrys Kid]

Isn't putting magnets in your shoes something that conspiracy people do to stay healthy?

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[smellsdead]

when an emp goes off everyone will form mad max/dagger skate gangs and roam the world shredding.

hopefully like manwolfs

[JimGeko]

Gill Bates wants to inject a vaccine into Pobby Buleo containing nanobots and 5g reactive heavy metals.

[dannyprovolone]

Gill Bates wants to inject a vaccine into Pobby Buleo containing nanobots and 5g reactive heavy metals.

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[Silky Johnson]

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Gill Bates wants to inject a vaccine into Pobby Buleo containing nanobots and 5g reactive heavy metals.

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[conqueso]

elijah and jagger eaton are the same person

[JamesFardy]

i wouldnt be surprised if that instagram "proskateboardingnews" was shut down specifically by Nyjah huston/ lawyers. ALSO. I feel like anytime it gets brought up here a bunchhhh bs threads pop up to bury it. Might just me taking notice, but would like to hear what others think.

[Nanda Zinger]

Isn't putting magnets in your shoes something that conspiracy people do to stay healthy?

Remember the Paradox thread? Griptape with holograms on the underside to aid in whatever BS the owner, Ari believed in. I remember Duffy co-signed Paradox, which now makes sense.

[Eric Dolphy]

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Isn't putting magnets in your shoes something that conspiracy people do to stay healthy?

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Remember the Paradox thread? Griptape with holograms on the underside to aid in whatever BS the owner, Ari believed in. I remember Duffy co-signed Paradox, which now makes sense.

Holy shit, thank you for bringing this thread to my attention. I wonder where Ari is now.

How's GK Satoshi doing too? I hope he's living his best life

[Lou Strux]

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Isn't putting magnets in your shoes something that conspiracy people do to stay healthy?

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Remember the Paradox thread? Griptape with holograms on the underside to aid in whatever BS the owner, Ari believed in. I remember Duffy co-signed Paradox, which now makes sense.

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Holy shit, thank you for bringing this thread to my attention. I wonder where Ari is now.

How's GK Satoshi doing too? I hope he's living his best life

Miss that guy.
Paradoxically the reason I “came in from the cold” after years of lurking these boards was to goof on his quirky, polite sales techniques/market research.
I know... I’m an asshole.
He soon won me over, though, even if (to this day) I still say fuck those shitty Gring Kings.

[JamesFardy]

Rodney Mullen can’t drop in.

[dannyprovolone]

wheelbase

[fulltechnicalskizzy]

holy shit

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Rodney Mullen can’t drop in.

Rodney Mullen used to skate the Del Mar bowls

[DarthDingusMaximus]

Can Daewon not really skate rails or is he just lazy?.

[ChuckRamone]

Can Daewon not really skate rails or is he just lazy?.

He does a backside 50-50 on a small rail in some old video but I can't remember which one. I think maybe he doesn't like skating them though.

[RajeevWins]

Can Daewon not really skate rails or is he just lazy?.

You cant manual a rail.

Lol but seriously, his Round 3 part has a bunch of clips of him skating an exceptionally dangerous rail from the top of one semi truck to the other.

[Vomit Lust]

elijah and jagger eaton are the same person

Jagger Eaton on Scientology shoes.

[smellsdead]

mason silva

aka

moistened silver

aka

t 2020 mimetic sotyalloy



"skate with me if you want to live"

[Madam, I'm Adam]

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Can Daewon not really skate rails or is he just lazy?.

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You cant manual a rail.

Lol but seriously, his Round 3 part has a bunch of clips of him skating an exceptionally dangerous rail from the top of one semi truck to the other.

He did a 180 nosegrind on a rail in a random clip. Maybe a Danny Minnick clip? I can't recall. It was in his jheri curl days haha.

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Can Daewon not really skate rails or is he just lazy?.

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You cant manual a rail.

Lol but seriously, his Round 3 part has a bunch of clips of him skating an exceptionally dangerous rail from the top of one semi truck to the other.

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He did a 180 nosegrind on a rail in a random clip. Maybe a Danny Minnick clip? I can't recall. It was in his jheri curl days haha.

Are you thinking of the one he does in the credits of Skate More?

[ok boomer]

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Rodney Mullen can’t drop in.

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Rodney Mullen used to skate the Del Mar bowls

[Madam, I'm Adam]

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Can Daewon not really skate rails or is he just lazy?.

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You cant manual a rail.

Lol but seriously, his Round 3 part has a bunch of clips of him skating an exceptionally dangerous rail from the top of one semi truck to the other.

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He did a 180 nosegrind on a rail in a random clip. Maybe a Danny Minnick clip? I can't recall. It was in his jheri curl days haha.

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Are you thinking of the one he does in the credits of Skate More?

Could be! I barely even recall watching the credits of Skate More...

[Murge]

wheelbase

After getting a bigger wheelbase idk how much of a difference it makes. Just some foot readjusting. 

[DarthDingusMaximus]

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Can Daewon not really skate rails or is he just lazy?.

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You cant manual a rail.

Lol but seriously, his Round 3 part has a bunch of clips of him skating an exceptionally dangerous rail from the top of one semi truck to the other.

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He did a 180 nosegrind on a rail in a random clip. Maybe a Danny Minnick clip? I can't recall. It was in his jheri curl days haha.

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Are you thinking of the one he does in the credits of Skate More?

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Could be! I barely even recall watching the credits of Skate More...

All I'm saying is his concentration on manuals and flip in flip out he could absolutely destroy a rail or create a new ledge/rail genre with his tech wizardry. 

Tell me this if Tiago had the tech of Daewon and brought it to a ledge it'd be sick as fuck.

[WavyDavy]

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Isn't putting magnets in your shoes something that conspiracy people do to stay healthy?

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Remember the Paradox thread? Griptape with holograms on the underside to aid in whatever BS the owner, Ari believed in. I remember Duffy co-signed Paradox, which now makes sense.

What happened to Oxymoron riser pads?

[JamesFardy]

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Rodney Mullen can’t drop in.

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Rodney Mullen used to skate the Del Mar bowls

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Now that’s a fucking conspiracy

[Cool Ceith]

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Rodney Mullen can’t drop in.

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Rodney Mullen used to skate the Del Mar bowls

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Now that’s a fucking conspiracy

Now it's a tennis club.