Author Topic: real confessions (Read 1744684 times)

odp · « **Reply #2430 on:** December 28, 2009, 11:08:27 PM »

i have no idea how to talk to girls in places where there are more than a few people. i don't know if it's because i'm too busy watching everything around me or what. i never know what to say because it's not like i can initiate a conversation over music or many people talking, but then when i get home i say "fuck dude, you should have just said "hey what's your name?"...." fucking a. there was a girl playing a harmonica in the bar tonight and i had mine in my coat pocket. did i break it out and woo her into my bed with a sick mouth harp session? NO! i kept talking about asheville north carolina with a kid from south carolina.

Nic · « **Reply #2431 on:** December 29, 2009, 09:34:06 AM »

Quote from: odp on December 28, 2009, 11:08:27 PM

i have no idea how to talk to girls in places where there are more than a few people. i don't know if it's because i'm too busy watching everything around me or what. i never know what to say because it's not like i can initiate a conversation over music or many people talking, but then when i get home i say "fuck dude, you should have just said "hey what's your name?"...." fucking a. there was a girl playing a harmonica in the bar tonight and i had mine in my coat pocket. did i break it out and woo her into my bed with a sick mouth harp session? NO! i kept talking about asheville north carolina with a kid from south carolina.

When I first read that I thought it said herp session then I pictured the mustache ride board from Roger.

Smurph · « **Reply #2432 on:** December 29, 2009, 10:28:25 AM »

Quote from: faster! on December 22, 2009, 09:10:01 AM

for the last week or so i've been blindly kooking people. its kind of amusing because i never really did it before but i've handed out more kooks in the past few days than i have in all my time here. anyway, if any of you feel you were kooked for no apparent reason, it was probably me.

Ha! I was wondering why I went down this week. I thought my posts were especially objective this week and all.

oyolar · « **Reply #2433 on:** December 29, 2009, 05:55:23 PM »

Quote from: Smurph on December 29, 2009, 10:28:25 AM

Quote from: faster! on December 22, 2009, 09:10:01 AM
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for the last week or so i've been blindly kooking people. its kind of amusing because i never really did it before but i've handed out more kooks in the past few days than i have in all my time here. anyway, if any of you feel you were kooked for no apparent reason, it was probably me.
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Ha! I was wondering why I went down this week. I thought my posts were especially objective this week and all.

Kook'd.

bosnianslut · « **Reply #2434 on:** December 30, 2009, 04:15:17 PM »

I was on the bus when that awful N-Dubz song 'Number 1' came on. I absentmindedly started singing along, causing some guy to give me a real mean stare.

kevbo999 · « **Reply #2435 on:** December 30, 2009, 04:29:14 PM »

I would've expected a heavier confession from a Bosnian slut.

odp · « **Reply #2436 on:** December 30, 2009, 10:40:32 PM »

..... AND.... i was out at the first exc charity event for my buddies magazine/promotion organization that i've been writing for tonight and despite the band playing, sick dj, free drinks, and my shit being promoted which made me kinda cool in this place, the only girl i ended up dancing with weighed more than me. i think i've got a thing for thick women..... her name is kelly.

honestly, by means of aesthetics, i dig a girl who is nice and tight looking, but when i start jiving with a girl who is a little thick all i can think about is the power of her thighs wrapping around me face.... ahhh. REAL CONFESSIONS!

everypennyfedcar · « **Reply #2437 on:** December 31, 2009, 11:44:04 PM »

thats really just A+

Smurph · « **Reply #2438 on:** January 01, 2010, 12:07:00 PM »

At this crazy new year's party last night I went into uber-destructo mode. My friend and I pissed all over some dude's room, took loads of things from it and dropped the shit off a bridge onto cars. I'm still a bit drunk. $:-\$

skate_bored · « **Reply #2439 on:** January 03, 2010, 09:46:05 AM »

got drunk and accidently told my girlfriend i was in love with her....

Foray · « **Reply #2440 on:** January 03, 2010, 11:25:58 AM »

Quote from: skate_bored on January 03, 2010, 09:46:05 AM

got drunk and accidently told my girlfriend i was in love with her....

we're all invited to the wedding right?

skate_bored · « **Reply #2441 on:** January 03, 2010, 01:31:21 PM »

Quote from: Foray on January 03, 2010, 11:25:58 AM

Quote from: skate_bored on January 03, 2010, 09:46:05 AM
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got drunk and accidently told my girlfriend i was in love with her....
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we're all invited to the wedding right?

haha. it was just one of those things that i shouldnt have said probably. i mean, she was stoked and said shes felt the same way for a while, but still...makes things feel a lot more serious all of a sudden.

heckler · « **Reply #2442 on:** January 04, 2010, 08:03:21 AM »

Nobody wants to be with someone they love, they want to be with someone who hates them.

Allen. · « **Reply #2443 on:** January 05, 2010, 12:34:45 AM »

No job.
Gaining weight because it's winter and I live in Michigan.
Downloading torrents currently to anything that I feel like.
Made it almost three days without a cigarette and broke down, no one knows.
I somehow figure out ways to pay for some of my friends to be with me to skate indoor parks, even if it means paying their way, I can't skate alone, and much less, I don't want to be alone.
I'm pathetic.

scootboard · « **Reply #2444 on:** January 05, 2010, 12:37:42 AM »

Quote from: frank gerwer's nose on January 04, 2010, 08:03:21 AM

Nobody wants to be with someone they love, they want to be with someone who hates them.

shitty uncle talk 101

cigarettedeer · « **Reply #2445 on:** January 05, 2010, 02:39:18 PM »

People talking about how drunk they get over the internet is some 00's shit that needs to end

Smurph · « **Reply #2446 on:** January 05, 2010, 04:43:46 PM »

Quote from: cigarettedeer on January 05, 2010, 02:39:18 PM

People talking about how drunk they get over the internet is some 00's shit that needs to end

Yes, I'm aware that's more than likely directed at me; but it is the confession thread and I was guilty about it so I wrote it. Generally I'm the same as you in the sense that I can't tolerate listening/reading about how drunk somebody is.
By the 21st shot I still wasn't drunk and I was out of money. It's so annoying being light-headed...' I hear this crap every day in college and I just want to dig them.

Stoeipoes · « **Reply #2447 on:** January 05, 2010, 05:25:33 PM »

Quote from: skate_bored on January 03, 2010, 01:31:21 PM

Quote from: Foray on January 03, 2010, 11:25:58 AM
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got drunk and accidently told my girlfriend i was in love with her....
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we're all invited to the wedding right?
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haha. it was just one of those things that i shouldnt have said probably. i mean, she was stoked and said shes felt the same way for a while, but still...makes things feel a lot more serious all of a sudden.

The exact same thing happened to me when I was drunk. man...

Livin The Psychedelic Lif · « **Reply #2448 on:** January 05, 2010, 07:16:36 PM »

Quote from: Stoeipoes on January 05, 2010, 05:25:33 PM

Quote from: skate_bored on January 03, 2010, 01:31:21 PM
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Quote from: Foray on January 03, 2010, 11:25:58 AM
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Quote from: skate_bored on January 03, 2010, 09:46:05 AM
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got drunk and accidently told my girlfriend i was in love with her....
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we're all invited to the wedding right?
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haha. it was just one of those things that i shouldnt have said probably. i mean, she was stoked and said shes felt the same way for a while, but still...makes things feel a lot more serious all of a sudden.
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The exact same thing happened to me when I was drunk. man...

Damn the best part is when you say "I love you", and their face just lights up and your like "aww fuck" ( in your head).
Best slip ups for sure.
FFFFUUUUUUU

Upgrayedd · « **Reply #2449 on:** January 06, 2010, 06:50:08 PM »

i was seeing this on girl who wouldnt leave me alone, so i was "i think i love you" and she got REALLY disturbed by it and left. II was hoping she wouldnt get all "AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW" but thankfully she did not.

Foray · « **Reply #2450 on:** January 09, 2010, 07:54:41 AM »

i've known my girlfriend for about five years. to this day i have somehow managed to not purposely fart in front of her, at all. how do you guys do it? do you make them silent? will she still love me after she witnesses the potential filth that can come out of me at any minute? has this already been answered?

two times recently i hit the hash a little too hard and accidentally let out a simultaneous cough/car horn fart and she didn't say anything, so i think i'm alright in the meantime. but lately i've had a shitty diet and would just love to blast off residual gases around her without pretending to take a piss(silent) or change the laundry(silent-some noise).

Doctor Handsome · « **Reply #2451 on:** January 09, 2010, 08:09:13 AM »

Quote from: Foray on January 09, 2010, 07:54:41 AM

i've known my girlfriend for about five years. to this day i have somehow managed to not purposely fart in front of her, at all. how do you guys do it? do you make them silent? will she still love me after she witnesses the potential filth that can come out of me at any minute? has this already been answered?

two times recently i hit the hash a little too hard and accidentally let out a simultaneous cough/car horn fart and she didn't say anything, so i think i'm alright in the meantime. but lately i've had a shitty diet and would just love to blast off residual gases around her without pretending to take a piss(silent) or change the laundry(silent-some noise).

Five years and you haven't farted in front of her? Have you guys at least had sex?

Foray · « **Reply #2452 on:** January 09, 2010, 08:16:44 AM »

yes. it just seems like weird level of comfort i don't want to share with a woman.

jeremyrandall · « **Reply #2453 on:** January 09, 2010, 08:24:56 AM »

Quote from: skate_bored on January 03, 2010, 01:31:21 PM

Quote from: Foray on January 03, 2010, 11:25:58 AM
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Quote from: skate_bored on January 03, 2010, 09:46:05 AM
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got drunk and accidently told my girlfriend i was in love with her....
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we're all invited to the wedding right?
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haha. it was just one of those things that i shouldnt have said probably. i mean, she was stoked and said shes felt the same way for a while, but still...makes things feel a lot more serious all of a sudden.

Oh man...I'm getting close to this situation. I've been with my girlfriend awhile now...and I definitely like her alot. It almost slipped out last week and I stopped it just in time. I mean I like her alot...but I'm also still wanting to move away from this shit hole. Once you say "I love you" you can't just up and move away.

odp · « **Reply #2454 on:** January 09, 2010, 02:22:48 PM »

Quote from: jeremyrandall on January 09, 2010, 08:24:56 AM

Quote from: skate_bored on January 03, 2010, 01:31:21 PM
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Quote from: Foray on January 03, 2010, 11:25:58 AM
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Quote from: skate_bored on January 03, 2010, 09:46:05 AM
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got drunk and accidently told my girlfriend i was in love with her....
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we're all invited to the wedding right?
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haha. it was just one of those things that i shouldnt have said probably. i mean, she was stoked and said shes felt the same way for a while, but still...makes things feel a lot more serious all of a sudden.
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Oh man...I'm getting close to this . I've been with my girlfriend awhile now...and I definitely like her alot. It almost slipped out last week and I stopped it just in time. I mean I like her alot...but I'm also still wanting to move away from this shit hole. Once you say "I love you" you can't just up and move away.

i did it. i felt like a dickhead when her next relationship was with a faux hawked dyke. We've only recently become friends again.

just move away, man.

odp · « **Reply #2455 on:** January 09, 2010, 02:29:02 PM »

i have an open opportunity to move in with my oldest friend who lives in a small mountain town. I want to do it, fuck, i've wanted to do it for a long ass time, but i find a reason to avoid moving every time that i return invigorated after spending a week in the hills. other than living at my parents house again, not skating, being sober, exercising, working 4 days a week, disparaging people my age who are 60 years old and 13 at the same time, and dreaming of living somewhere else, i'm doing a whole lot of nothing special.

kilgore. · « **Reply #2456 on:** January 13, 2010, 01:56:33 PM »

Quote from: scootboard on January 05, 2010, 12:37:42 AM

Quote from: frank gerwer's nose on January 04, 2010, 08:03:21 AM
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Nobody wants to be with someone they love, they want to be with someone who hates them.
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shitty uncle talk 101

HAHAHAHA

alrightythen · « **Reply #2457 on:** January 15, 2010, 02:42:45 PM »

im drunk right now just like skate bored hes drunk all the time and im drunk just like him

jack burton · « **Reply #2458 on:** January 15, 2010, 05:32:55 PM »

Quote from: Foray on January 09, 2010, 07:54:41 AM

i've known my girlfriend for about five years. to this day i have somehow managed to not purposely fart in front of her, at all. how do you guys do it? do you make them silent? will she still love me after she witnesses the potential filth that can come out of me at any minute? has this already been answered?

two times recently i hit the hash a little too hard and accidentally let out a simultaneous cough/car horn fart and she didn't say anything, so i think i'm alright in the meantime. but lately i've had a shitty diet and would just love to blast off residual gases around her without pretending to take a piss(silent) or change the laundry(silent-some noise).

if a girl was weirded out by me farting she wouldnt be the girl for me. maybe im just disgusting. dont know.

jeremyrandall · « **Reply #2459 on:** January 15, 2010, 06:52:12 PM »

Quote from: jack burton on January 15, 2010, 05:32:55 PM

Quote from: Foray on January 09, 2010, 07:54:41 AM
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i've known my girlfriend for about five years. to this day i have somehow managed to not purposely fart in front of her, at all. how do you guys do it? do you make them silent? will she still love me after she witnesses the potential filth that can come out of me at any minute? has this already been answered?

two times recently i hit the hash a little too hard and accidentally let out a simultaneous cough/car horn fart and she didn't say anything, so i think i'm alright in the meantime. but lately i've had a shitty diet and would just love to blast off residual gases around her without pretending to take a piss(silent) or change the laundry(silent-some noise).
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if a girl was weirded out by me farting she wouldnt be the girl for me. maybe im just disgusting. dont know.

Agreed. So many dudes act all different around their girlfriends. I didn't have one till I was 23...so maybe that helped me out...but I just don't give a shit. I fart and burp, I look at porn, I do everything the same with my GF around and she LOVES me!! I'm not interested in a girl who wants to change me. I want a girl who likes me just how I am. Lived for years without one...so I'll gladly do it again if she isn't down for me being myself.

Author Topic: real confessions (Read 1744684 times)

odp

Nic

kevbo999

odp

cigarettedeer

Livin The Psychedelic Lif

Doctor Handsome

odp

odp