real confessions

[JB]

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All of us posters are just boys, Pencil is a legend

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that being said, its weird being in their house and in a bed that isnt theirs

2 down, 1 to go?

[Iceman]

I'm honestly surprised how many people here are unfamiliar with cuckolding.

how long has it been happening to you? 

[Justis]

My dad was diagnosed with leukemia 3 weeks ago and has only gotten worse. He  just got put on medically induced coma, pains me too much to go see him, got to talk to him before they put him on and I just dont know if I want the possibly last time seeing him being like that /:

[perverted super otaku!]

Damn Justis, all the best to you, your Dad and your family.

[JB]

My dad was diagnosed with leukemia 3 weeks ago and has only gotten worse. He  just got put on medically induced coma, pains me too much to go see him, got to talk to him before they put him on and I just dont know if I want the possibly last time seeing him being like that /:

i wish the best for you dude. thats got to be so hard. i know id be a mess if that were my situation right now.

[shark tits]

sorry justis. i don't know what to tell ya but glad ya got to talk to him before at least.

[pencil]

Yo justis im really sorry to hear that man. Its funny to talk about how Im basically fucking an entire family but I sincerely mean that I will keep you and your fam in my prayers.

And before anyone says "hurr durr how does that even help?" just fuck off.  Keep your head up tho man, you seem to have a real good head on your shoulders

[the snake]

sorry Justis, stay strong, man

[pinche gringo]

I'm really sorry to hear this Justis. Do whatever you feel is right for you. Everyone deals with this type of thing differently and anyway you choose is ok. I lost my father a year and a half ago and it is by far the heaviest thing I have ever experienced. My father was essentially comatosed by the time I got to California. I visited him everyday until deciding to take him off life support. My wife and I stayed with him until he passed. The thought I couldn't shake was that he was one of the first people to see me into this world and I was the last to see him living. My deepest condolences.

[paraquat]

Sorry justis. Went through that too. Stuff is nasty. Stay up buddy.

[Justis]

Hey thanks for all the  support for real guys, his illness is super untimely and it's time for me to step up for my family now

[Paul Cicero]

Hey thanks for all the  support for real guys, his illness is super untimely and it's time for me to step up for my family now

I live in Australia, but if you end up spending all your money on family and can't afford skate stuff for yourself i'll post you some gear. All the best mate.

[pencil]

if anyone is feeling down and needs a pick me up you should know I just called my probation officer and told him I smoked weed then said APRIL FOOLS and he wasnt too hyped and I gotta go take a drug test lol

[JB]

if anyone is feeling down and needs a pick me up you should know I just called my probation officer and told him I smoked weed then said APRIL FOOLS and he wasnt too hyped and I gotta go take a drug test lol

thats hilarious. my PO probably wouldve sent me directly to jail without collecting $200 if i pulled that one. she was the meanest, most unpleasant woman ive ever met in my life.

[pencil]

My PO just laughed and asked me if I was stupid, said he had to mark it down in my file that I said that but if my results are negative he isnt going to violate me or anything.  The head of the court ordered rehab I go to wasnt to psyched on it though.  She said that if that was some kind of subconscious way of admitting to using and I pissed dirty then I would have to spend a night in jail and do 30 12-step meetings in 30 days.  I told her dont worry I sent my twin sister to drop for me and SHE doesnt use APRIL FOOLS and she told me I have to do the 30 in 30 anyway.  I dont even have a sister, let alone a twin.  Plus the test place would obviously not let that fly, seeing as how they ask for ID.  SMH some people just arent in the holiday spirit....

Im also going to tell mr and mrs cuckold that i fucked their daughter then do the ol APRIL FOOLS and hope they have a better sense of humor

[SodaJerk]

My PO just laughed and asked me if I was stupid, said he had to mark it down in my file that I said that but if my results are negative he isnt going to violate me or anything.  The head of the court ordered rehab I go to wasnt to psyched on it though.  She said that if that was some kind of subconscious way of admitting to using and I pissed dirty then I would have to spend a night in jail and do 30 12-step meetings in 30 days.  I told her dont worry I sent my twin sister to drop for me and SHE doesnt use APRIL FOOLS and she told me I have to do the 30 in 30 anyway.  I dont even have a sister, let alone a twin.  Plus the test place would obviously not let that fly, seeing as how they ask for ID.  SMH some people just arent in the holiday spirit....

Im also going to tell mr and mrs cuckold that i fucked their daughter then do the ol APRIL FOOLS and hope they have a better sense of humor

You crazy for April fools.

[pencil]

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My PO just laughed and asked me if I was stupid, said he had to mark it down in my file that I said that but if my results are negative he isnt going to violate me or anything.  The head of the court ordered rehab I go to wasnt to psyched on it though.  She said that if that was some kind of subconscious way of admitting to using and I pissed dirty then I would have to spend a night in jail and do 30 12-step meetings in 30 days.  I told her dont worry I sent my twin sister to drop for me and SHE doesnt use APRIL FOOLS and she told me I have to do the 30 in 30 anyway.  I dont even have a sister, let alone a twin.  Plus the test place would obviously not let that fly, seeing as how they ask for ID.  SMH some people just arent in the holiday spirit....

Im also going to tell mr and mrs cuckold that i fucked their daughter then do the ol APRIL FOOLS and hope they have a better sense of humor

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You crazy for April fools.

you could say im an april FOOL!!!

[mynameisnotjeff]

Im also going to tell mr and mrs cuckold that i fucked their daughter then do the ol APRIL FOOLS and hope they have a better sense of humor

Alright guys, do we start taking bets that he will lose his junk or start saving up for his funeral?

[Buck Bundy]

Looonnggg time lurker...I first remember pontoon boats sinking post and BB's quote about robin from vans...in slap print. Then the amazement of COTG and BeerCigs post. (And the nic rix tit flick) So good. I think I skated with Gipper at the palatine banks in IL, back in the day...which is dope cause the Gips always stirring up the pot! And I love it. Over the last decade I've gone through a lot. Depression, drugs, drinking. I have a lot ahead of me. But the slap community has always made me feel apart of something. We all have our shit, but seem to have so much commion ground. My drunken confession to strangers

[shags6]

I havent spoken to my ex in over a year or thought of her and I just woke up from a good nights sleep madly, intoxicatingly in love with her.

[mynameisnotjeff]

I havent spoken to my ex in over a year or thought of her and I just woke up from a good nights sleep madly, intoxicatingly in love with her.

It happens, but just remember why you broke up in the first place

[iKobrakai]

I havent spoken to my ex in over a year or thought of her and I just woke up from a good nights sleep madly, intoxicatingly in love with her.

I don't know, Davie...

[perverted super otaku!]

I havent spoken to my ex in over a year or thought of her and I just woke up from a good nights sleep madly, intoxicatingly in love with her.

get very baked and think about for added perspective

[shags6]

We broke up in the first place because she was "too hot" if that makes any sense......and another confession: today I was taking a violent shit and I needed something to grab on to to brace myself. Think of going really fast on a motorcycle and needing to grip the handlebars not to fall off. Anyways, the handlebars were my nuts and I ended up squeezing so hard a ball practically shot up into my body. It was really scary and I had to ease it down back to the sack. Sorry, I just had to get that off of my chest.

[pencil]

damn its the end of an era.....
Probably not going to be too much of seeing that couple.  Nothing to do with their daughter or anything, just had a bit of a disagreement and for a dude who likes watching his wife get fucked by a college kid he is pretty petty

[iKobrakai]

We broke up in the first place because she was "too hot" if that makes any sense......and another confession: today I was taking a violent shit and I needed something to grab on to to brace myself. Think of going really fast on a motorcycle and needing to grip the handlebars not to fall off. Anyways, the handlebars were my nuts and I ended up squeezing so hard a ball practically shot up into my body. It was really scary and I had to ease it down back to the sack. Sorry, I just had to get that off of my chest.

Bold text = No need for medical attention, completely normal.

Regular text = In dire need of medical attention, completely not normal.

[Wizard Fight]

I just went to rehab for three months and am in a halfway house in Nashville, turn up.

[shark tits]

I just went to rehab for three months and am in a halfway house in Nashville, turn up.

slap is all quitting drugs, we're pussies. how'd ya end up in tenn, weren't you in portland? i've got $1600 stashed, let's relapse w/ pep. nah, good for you if you were running amok [and by being in rehab i'm guessing you were]. come by mass this summer if ya got nothing to do.

[Wizard Fight]

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I just went to rehab for three months and am in a halfway house in Nashville, turn up.

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slap is all quitting drugs, we're pussies. how'd ya end up in tenn, weren't you in portland? i've got $1600 stashed, let's relapse w/ pep. nah, good for you if you were running amok [and by being in rehab i'm guessing you were]. come by mass this summer if ya got nothing to do.

I was kinda just sitting at home in Oregon wishing I was dead, went to visit my parents in Georgia over Xmas and they put it together for me.

[doublesteveburger]

I took a bottle of dog drugs from the family medicine cabinet while visiting my folks this past weekend.