real confessions

[SodaJerk]

This page is live.

[mynameisnotjeff]

Chose an important class for a major and chose a terrible teacher and barely realized it now. Doubt I can pass.

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way to ruin a good thing

[Wizard Fight]

I took a bottle of dog drugs from the family medicine cabinet while visiting my folks this past weekend.

Turn up! What kind? I've stolen dog pain pills before.

[glutton.]

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I took a bottle of dog drugs from the family medicine cabinet while visiting my folks this past weekend.

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Turn up! What kind? I've stolen dog pain pills before.

Fuck that shit. Someone stole Tramadol from my apartment when my dog had panosteitis, which is bone inflammation. It's why I don't bother with bar chicks anymore.

[iKobrakai]

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I took a bottle of dog drugs from the family medicine cabinet while visiting my folks this past weekend.

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Turn up! What kind? I've stolen dog pain pills before.

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Fuck that shit. Someone stole Tramadol from my apartment when my dog had panosteitis, which is bone inflammation. It's why I don't bother with bar chicks anymore.

I feel sorry for your dog. And I pity the fool who abuses Tramadol, almost not a narcotic. What a bunch of sissies, if you want to get high, get some real drugs. Not to say that I didn't steal other peoples drugs, but I was a wreck addict with no soul.

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

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I took a bottle of dog drugs from the family medicine cabinet while visiting my folks this past weekend.

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Turn up! What kind? I've stolen dog pain pills before.

#teamdogdrugs in full effect right here!
Trending like yo sick labrador

[tobey]

When you are a side dude catching main dudes feelings.....

Shouldn't of ruined a good fuck buddy

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

damn its the end of an era.....
Probably not going to be too much of seeing that couple.  Nothing to do with their daughter or anything, just had a bit of a disagreement and for a dude who likes watching his wife get fucked by a college kid he is pretty petty

dayum the rest of the story was so crazy too...
What was the petty disagreement if you don't mind me asking?

[pencil]

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damn its the end of an era.....
Probably not going to be too much of seeing that couple.  Nothing to do with their daughter or anything, just had a bit of a disagreement and for a dude who likes watching his wife get fucked by a college kid he is pretty petty

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dayum the rest of the story was so crazy too...
What was the petty disagreement if you don't mind me asking?

I just mentioned I was going on a date like real casual and dude got all pissy about it.  He started off saying "well you fucking someone else brings in unwanted chance of STDs" and shit like that at which point I brought up the fact that there was never a formal agreement that I was only fucking his wife. 
Idk... I mean I was only fucking his wife (well his daughter too but that was just like a one weekend thing) but he ended up admitting he was just worried I was going to leave them behind and shit.  Like I said, for someone who enjoys watching me call his wife a dirty slut and a bunch of other lewd things, I was so surprised he was acting all possessive over me?
What almost guaranteed I was never going to see them again was when I was like "well what youre going to keep paying me to come bang your wife and shit like how do you think I am taking this girl out?" and at that point he gets all crazy like "SO YOURE ONLY FUCKING MY WIFE IN FRONT OF ME CAUSE I PAY YOU NOT CAUSE YOU ENJOY IT?!" and I kind of had to be like "well.... yeah.... I mean I would fuck your wife but I dont think Id agree to do it in front of you if it werent for money (because forreal its not like I had the fetish of having someone watch me have sex or anything, and the first time it happened I think I only sustained a boner thinking about the money instead of how FUCKING SURREAL THAT SITUATION IS)" and he got all butthurt thinking I dont like him and shit.

I still smashed this past week but he was super bummed and he was like "oh i only have 2/3rds but we can run to the ATM" and I was like nah fool lets just bounce"

side note tho things went super well with the chick I saw.  I didnt fuck her or anything but then again I kind of want to actually give her a shot.  Havent been in a relationship for a while and she is super down to earth and just making out with her felt 100x more sensual than this other lady

[JB]

can we get pics of the wife now? i know youre not there to take them, but they had to show you some pics before you met them the first time, right?

[mynameisnotjeff]

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damn its the end of an era.....
Probably not going to be too much of seeing that couple.  Nothing to do with their daughter or anything, just had a bit of a disagreement and for a dude who likes watching his wife get fucked by a college kid he is pretty petty

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dayum the rest of the story was so crazy too...
What was the petty disagreement if you don't mind me asking?

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I just mentioned I was going on a date like real casual and dude got all pissy about it.  He started off saying "well you fucking someone else brings in unwanted chance of STDs" and shit like that at which point I brought up the fact that there was never a formal agreement that I was only fucking his wife. 
Idk... I mean I was only fucking his wife (well his daughter too but that was just like a one weekend thing) but he ended up admitting he was just worried I was going to leave them behind and shit.  Like I said, for someone who enjoys watching me call his wife a dirty slut and a bunch of other lewd things, I was so surprised he was acting all possessive over me?
What almost guaranteed I was never going to see them again was when I was like "well what youre going to keep paying me to come bang your wife and shit like how do you think I am taking this girl out?" and at that point he gets all crazy like "SO YOURE ONLY FUCKING MY WIFE IN FRONT OF ME CAUSE I PAY YOU NOT CAUSE YOU ENJOY IT?!" and I kind of had to be like "well.... yeah.... I mean I would fuck your wife but I dont think Id agree to do it in front of you if it werent for money (because forreal its not like I had the fetish of having someone watch me have sex or anything, and the first time it happened I think I only sustained a boner thinking about the money instead of how FUCKING SURREAL THAT SITUATION IS)" and he got all butthurt thinking I dont like him and shit.

I still smashed this past week but he was super bummed and he was like "oh i only have 2/3rds but we can run to the ATM" and I was like nah fool lets just bounce"

side note tho things went super well with the chick I saw.  I didnt fuck her or anything but then again I kind of want to actually give her a shot.  Havent been in a relationship for a while and she is super down to earth and just making out with her felt 100x more sensual than this other lady

Good to hear that, good luck!

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pics or it never happened

[Jake From State Farm]

Did coke for the first time a few days ago. Experience was a 9/10, would do it again.

[pencil]

They sent me pictures over kik but I didnt save them or anything so youre just gonna have to trust me on this one.  The only picture I do  have is one time her husband wasnt there and I came inside her and he wanted to see a picture.  I think its still in my iMessages or I could probably ask him for that one.

[shags6]

Did you fuck the daughter when they went away on that trip? I want to hear the story.

[JB]

I just went to rehab for three months and am in a halfway house in Nashville, turn up.

Did coke for the first time a few days ago. Experience was a 9/10, would do it again.

this page goes full circle.

[shit_for_brains]

I like only checking this thread once a week or so because it's a rollercoaster of emotions.

[iKobrakai]

I like only checking this thread once a week or so because it's a rollercoaster of emotions.

Well, I'll keep the feelings going. I like this super cute girl at my University, talk to her every chance I get and recieve some good feedback. Can't pull the trigger, though. Still feel like a no-good bum.

[pencil]

Did you fuck the daughter when they went away on that trip? I want to hear the story.

Its not much of a story.  I texted her and asked if she was throwing a party since her parents were out of town and she said no.  I asked what she was doing then and her friend had ditched her for the night to go hang out with some college kids.  I pulled the ol "haha well at least im not the only one who doesnt have weekend plans then" and she invited me over.  We get to talking about why she didnt just go with her friend and she says there was this guy there she had gotten with or something and how he was a douche, mean while im all


So yeah thats basically it.  It wasnt like I said "oh im fucking your mom in front of your dad and they pay me lets fuck lol"

[SodaJerk]

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Did you fuck the daughter when they went away on that trip? I want to hear the story.

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Its not much of a story.  I texted her and asked if she was throwing a party since her parents were out of town and she said no.  I asked what she was doing then and her friend had ditched her for the night to go hang out with some college kids.  I pulled the ol "haha well at least im not the only one who doesnt have weekend plans then" and she invited me over.  We get to talking about why she didnt just go with her friend and she says there was this guy there she had gotten with or something and how he was a douche, mean while im all


So yeah thats basically it.  It wasnt like I said "oh im fucking your mom in front of your dad and they pay me lets fuck lol"

For real though, how did they compare? Any familial traits? This is important to us who may never achieve the mother daughter combo.

[SlappyBag]

"College was pretty cool. I fucked an entire family."

Just want this back up on the thread

[pencil]

ummm familial traits... I guess they are both kind of loud.  The daughter is louder for sure but they are both vocal when they get fucked.
I dont know if I can do a fair comparison though because they are two different scenarios.  When Im fucking the wife the husband is there and she kind of berates him about how she is "getting fucked by a young stud (her words not mine)" and how he "could never get her off so someone else has to"

The daughter wasnt as willing to suck dick.  She really wasnt down for much foreplay at all.  She just wanted to get fucked.  Her mom definitely has more experience and knows how to get herself off.

Similarities though? The common denominator is that the man of the house isnt really a man of action so they both seem to enjoy rougher sex.  The daughter was weird though because I dont really know her limits so I didnt go as far as I would with her mom lol.  They both let me bust on their face too 

[shags6]

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Did you fuck the daughter when they went away on that trip? I want to hear the story.

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Its not much of a story.  I texted her and asked if she was throwing a party since her parents were out of town and she said no.  I asked what she was doing then and her friend had ditched her for the night to go hang out with some college kids.  I pulled the ol "haha well at least im not the only one who doesnt have weekend plans then" and she invited me over.  We get to talking about why she didnt just go with her friend and she says there was this guy there she had gotten with or something and how he was a douche, mean while im all


So yeah thats basically it.  It wasnt like I said "oh im fucking your mom in front of your dad and they pay me lets fuck lol"

A couple months ago I picked up some girl at an art show and took her to a Chinese resteraunt, sitting at the table she opened up about allll of her previous relationships and how they went bad. It got sick of hearing all of those stories so I played the fake phone call card and left.........if only I knew at a time that the list of exes was an invitation for sex.

[SodaJerk]

ummm familial traits...  They both let me bust on their face too 

That's good enough for me. Good job pencil

[somethingmustbreaknow]

pencil, legend.

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

ummm familial traits... I guess they are both kind of loud.  The daughter is louder for sure but they are both vocal when they get fucked.
I dont know if I can do a fair comparison though because they are two different scenarios.  When Im fucking the wife the husband is there and she kind of berates him about how she is "getting fucked by a young stud (her words not mine)" and how he "could never get her off so someone else has to"

The daughter wasnt as willing to suck dick.  She really wasnt down for much foreplay at all.  She just wanted to get fucked.  Her mom definitely has more experience and knows how to get herself off.

Similarities though? The common denominator is that the man of the house isnt really a man of action so they both seem to enjoy rougher sex.  The daughter was weird though because I dont really know her limits so I didnt go as far as I would with her mom lol.  They both let me bust on their face too 

#LEGEND

[mynameisnotjeff]

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ummm familial traits... I guess they are both kind of loud.  The daughter is louder for sure but they are both vocal when they get fucked.
I dont know if I can do a fair comparison though because they are two different scenarios.  When Im fucking the wife the husband is there and she kind of berates him about how she is "getting fucked by a young stud (her words not mine)" and how he "could never get her off so someone else has to"

The daughter wasnt as willing to suck dick.  She really wasnt down for much foreplay at all.  She just wanted to get fucked.  Her mom definitely has more experience and knows how to get herself off.

Similarities though? The common denominator is that the man of the house isnt really a man of action so they both seem to enjoy rougher sex.  The daughter was weird though because I dont really know her limits so I didnt go as far as I would with her mom lol.  They both let me bust on their face too 

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#LEGEND

[pencil]

lmao thanks for all the positive words fellas.  didnt mean to hijack this thread but its forreal nice to air out the truth somewhere

[iKobrakai]

lmao thanks for all the positive words fellas.  didnt mean to hijack this thread but its forreal nice to air out the truth somewhere

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