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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5130 on: July 25, 2014, 08:44:14 PM »
word, i'm 37 and in the last few yrs i've seen a lot of people go. mostly ODs, some suicides, some drunken accidents that might have been suicides. i know a lot of hobos so they die more frequently than normal folks. sometimes it's crazy shit like having stomach pains in asia and not carrying an insurance card. the 3rd world will straight let you die!
it's all equally sad though, i don't 'expect' my junkie friends to die anymore than my successful ones.
good deal on surviving a heart attack. that'd prolly make me take it easy.

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« Reply #5131 on: July 27, 2014, 05:58:27 PM »
alcohol is the best drug to stop doing

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« Reply #5132 on: July 28, 2014, 09:11:56 AM »
A lady from the phone company called to review my plan, I had no intention of changing anything, but I was bored and she had a nice voice so I kept talking to her for about half an hour.  Her last name was MacDonald, so she said if I wanted to reach her again to just think of a Big Mac.  Total bonerkill.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5133 on: July 28, 2014, 02:55:10 PM »
alcohol is the best drug to stop doing

Just saw that EE got his year sober. Good for him. Probably much easier being in the spotlight.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5134 on: July 29, 2014, 04:35:47 AM »
drugs r bad you guys, if you do drugs your gonna have abaaad time mmm'kay

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5135 on: July 30, 2014, 08:12:28 AM »
I've watched the new Blood Orange video somany times I think im legitimately in <3 with Samantha Urbani  :-[  ??? :'( :D
edit: between 2:56 3:00 in really on some next levs, made me question everything
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5136 on: August 01, 2014, 06:04:32 AM »
Being a 26-year old virgin, Ive finally found someone I like and who likes me back. We have had two sexy-time occasions where Ive eaten her out, but I wont get hard or stay hard for long, perhaps due to years of SSRI-medication and amitriptyline, 14 years of watching porn and just generally still being rather nervous around her. And of course stressing about it wont make it any better so its kind of a vicious cycle. She told me to take my time but I sense this one becoming a problem if it goes on for too long. I booked a doctors appointment for next tuesday.



So......................................anyone ever tried viagra?

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« Reply #5137 on: August 01, 2014, 06:20:31 AM »
Being a 26-year old virgin, Ive finally found someone I like and who likes me back. We have had two sexy-time occasions where Ive eaten her out, but I wont get hard or stay hard for long, perhaps due to years of SSRI-medication and amitriptyline, 14 years of watching porn and just generally still being rather nervous around her. And of course stressing about it wont make it any better so its kind of a vicious cycle. She told me to take my time but I sense this one becoming a problem if it goes on for too long. I booked a doctors appointment for next tuesday.



So......................................anyone ever tried viagra?
She hit the nail on the head. Take your time and don't think that every time you get sexual it has to be the time that you fuck. When it happens it happens just enjoy all the things that build up to. Talking to your doctor is a good idea and go easy on the porn. I've tried Viagra even though I've never had trouble getting it up, it works but you probably just have a mental (cock) block.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5138 on: August 01, 2014, 07:38:48 AM »
Being a 26-year old virgin, Ive finally found someone I like and who likes me back. We have had two sexy-time occasions where Ive eaten her out, but I wont get hard or stay hard for long, perhaps due to years of SSRI-medication and amitriptyline, 14 years of watching porn and just generally still being rather nervous around her. And of course stressing about it wont make it any better so its kind of a vicious cycle. She told me to take my time but I sense this one becoming a problem if it goes on for too long. I booked a doctors appointment for next tuesday.



So......................................anyone ever tried viagra?
Forgetting what sex in porn is like is prolly the best thing you can do man, dont think about it or compare just relax and let things happens as they may and do what feels good/natural over what you think "should" be happening good luck man  ;)

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5139 on: August 01, 2014, 12:53:33 PM »
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Being a 26-year old virgin, Ive finally found someone I like and who likes me back. We have had two sexy-time occasions where Ive eaten her out, but I wont get hard or stay hard for long, perhaps due to years of SSRI-medication and amitriptyline, 14 years of watching porn and just generally still being rather nervous around her. And of course stressing about it wont make it any better so its kind of a vicious cycle. She told me to take my time but I sense this one becoming a problem if it goes on for too long. I booked a doctors appointment for next tuesday.



So......................................anyone ever tried viagra?
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She hit the nail on the head. Take your time and don't think that every time you get sexual it has to be the time that you fuck. When it happens it happens just enjoy all the things that build up to. Talking to your doctor is a good idea and go easy on the porn. I've tried Viagra even though I've never had trouble getting it up, it works but you probably just have a mental (cock) block.


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i was 23 the first time i had sex and it definitely took me some time to get over the nervousness. this might be bad advice, but i found when i was a little drunk, i had all the confidence in the world. if i were sober, it was usually a struggle to get my dick hard because i was thinking too much about getting hard, getting the condom on, staying hard, not cumming too fast, not showing that i was nervous, acting like i knew what i was doing even though she knew i didnt, ect. having a good buzz definitely loosened me up and allowed me to relax and experience good sex, but as im sure everyone knows, a little too much booze can ruin a great time, so pounding a bunch of shots before you start going at it is probably a really bad idea.

i know the nervousness sucks but youll get over it dude. everyone does. and like soda said, just because you guys are getting sexual doesnt mean you have to rush to get your dick inside her. take it slow and just enjoy the fact that youre with a chick that you like and youve both got your cloths off. and overall, dont make it about you getting it in. just try to make her feel good and sexy. compliment her, touch her all over, pay attention to her. women love compliments and when a man pays attention to them, especially during sex, so try to focus on that. believe me, it will make her feel really good if she sees that youre totally focused on her and how beautiful she is instead of whether or not your dick is hard enough to fuck. no girl wants to fuck a guy whos totally focused on himself the whole time.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5140 on: August 01, 2014, 02:52:24 PM »
i def had to transition from porn to real sex the first couple times, it was super embarassing. i wasnt limp but it just didnt feel that great cuz i was only used to visual stimulation. also u maybe so excited that when u do finally get a thick boner ur gonna cum in like two thrusts, so u have that to look forward to at first as well.
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« Reply #5141 on: August 01, 2014, 11:58:51 PM »
so last week for my communications class we had to record who we talked to through text messages and social media for a whole 24 hours..... i had 3 lines filled one was my mother and the other 2 were my friends that i met on xbox live when i was in middle school (never met them in real life). When i got to class i see literally everyone else's paper completely filled from top to bottom. just made me feel like shit cause those are the 3 people who answer my texts now

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« Reply #5142 on: August 02, 2014, 12:58:55 AM »
so last week for my communications class we had to record who we talked to through text messages and social media for a whole 24 hours..... i had 3 lines filled one was my mother and the other 2 were my friends that i met on xbox live when i was in middle school (never met them in real life). When i got to class i see literally everyone else's paper completely filled from top to bottom. just made me feel like shit cause those are the 3 people who answer my texts now
Don't feel bad about that. Seriously, you go to a community college with a bunch of 19 year olds, of course they're on their phones talking to people way more than you.  If it makes you feel better I don't have a facebook and talk to my mom once a week.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5143 on: August 02, 2014, 02:28:37 AM »
23 and 26!?!  Absolutely no diss but how does that even happen? 

Did you dudes grow up in remote areas?

You are both good posters on here. Funny and shit. Are you in the states?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5144 on: August 02, 2014, 11:58:40 AM »
23 and 26!?!  Absolutely no diss but how does that even happen? 

Did you dudes grow up in remote areas?

You are both good posters on here. Funny and shit. Are you in the states?
For me it is due to a couple of things. Ive always had really, really bad social anxiety, which I have been working hard to get better (I think its such a part of my personality that there is no "cure", but it can get easier to deal with). Most of my friends consist/used to consist of people similar to me, loners, social outcasts and nerds, so there wasn?t really a lot of partying or women around me growing up.

I used to be bullied a lot by girls in my younger days and never had any female friends growing up, I guess I used to just associate them with getting hurt so I isolated myself. Also, I used to be pretty fat and that along with other things lead to really low self-esteem, couldn?t really consider anyone being into me as a possibility.

Thanks for the tips, we are seeing again tomorrow and having some wine so I hope it will lead to hardcore ass-to-mouth action  :D.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5145 on: August 02, 2014, 12:04:42 PM »
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23 and 26!?!  Absolutely no diss but how does that even happen? 

Did you dudes grow up in remote areas?

You are both good posters on here. Funny and shit. Are you in the states?
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For me it is due to a couple of things. Ive always had really, really bad social anxiety, which I have been working hard to get better (I think its such a part of my personality that there is no "cure", but it can get easier to deal with). Most of my friends consist/used to consist of people similar to me, loners, social outcasts and nerds, so there wasn?t really a lot of partying or women around me growing up.

I used to be bullied a lot by girls in my younger days and never had any female friends growing up, I guess I used to just associate them with getting hurt so I isolated myself. Also, I used to be pretty fat and that along with other things lead to really low self-esteem, couldn?t really consider anyone being into me as a possibility.

Thanks for the tips, we are seeing again tomorrow and having some wine so I hope it will lead to hardcore ass-to-mouth action  :D.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5146 on: August 02, 2014, 01:44:18 PM »
I'm 25 year old Bronson except for the friends part. I didn't have any until I was 17. Does this mean I'm destined to make sex at a woman a year from now?
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5147 on: August 02, 2014, 01:46:38 PM »
Oh, and my confession, I pissed the bed until I was 14.
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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« Reply #5148 on: August 02, 2014, 01:50:24 PM »
According to every definition I can find I am an alcoholic but I'm still pretty sure that I'm fine.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5149 on: August 02, 2014, 02:09:44 PM »
I'm 25 year old Bronson except for the friends part. I didn't have any until I was 17. Does this mean I'm destined to make sex at a woman a year from now?
If it you believe that it does 100% it may be a big help

Confession: I realized int he last couple days how stupid I was for thinking I was to heartbroken to deal with girls and turned down chances with some SEXY girls, NEVER DO THIS, FUCK

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5150 on: August 02, 2014, 05:38:56 PM »
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23 and 26!?!  Absolutely no diss but how does that even happen?  

Did you dudes grow up in remote areas?

You are both good posters on here. Funny and shit. Are you in the states?
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For me it is due to a couple of things. Ive always had really, really bad social anxiety, which I have been working hard to get better (I think its such a part of my personality that there is no "cure", but it can get easier to deal with). Most of my friends consist/used to consist of people similar to me, loners, social outcasts and nerds, so there wasn?t really a lot of partying or women around me growing up.

I used to be bullied a lot by girls in my younger days and never had any female friends growing up, I guess I used to just associate them with getting hurt so I isolated myself. Also, I used to be pretty fat and that along with other things lead to really low self-esteem, couldn?t really consider anyone being into me as a possibility.

Thanks for the tips, we are seeing again tomorrow and having some wine so I hope it will lead to hardcore ass-to-mouth action  :D.

Man. Hats off to you dude. Takes fucking balls to even type those words, even if it's on a anonymous forum.
I have been taking 50-100mg of Luvox for a long, long time.  It's not that big of a dose but boy does it help.  I do get side effects from them but the pros outweigh the cons.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5151 on: August 02, 2014, 05:41:11 PM »
According to every definition I can find I am an alcoholic but I'm still pretty sure that I'm fine.

Be careful dude. It snags the best of us.

How old are you?

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« Reply #5152 on: August 02, 2014, 10:42:44 PM »
Haha just kidding about before I'm totally fine!

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5153 on: August 02, 2014, 10:58:31 PM »
Just got denied for SSI. They said my condition is not severe enough. Apparently being on the highest possible dosage of medication and being hospitalized a couple times is nothing. Now I gotta get some damn lawyer leeches to get it for me.
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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« Reply #5154 on: August 02, 2014, 11:09:23 PM »
Just got denied for SSI. They said my condition is not severe enough. Apparently being on the highest possible dosage of medication and being hospitalized a couple times is nothing. Now I gotta get some damn lawyer leeches to get it for me.
that's how the system works. god forbid a mentally ill person gets all that backed up cash. i got turned down by a sheisty lawyer who actually won ssi for my brother. i'm young and healthy and don't have enough of a 'mental health history' but i took a CT scan the other day and hopefully it still shows that i've got deteriorated frontal lobes and can't remember shit. its a hard fight and it definitely seems like people who deserve it get skipped over for faking addicts but maybe that's like blaming stuff on immigrants and welfare moms?
i don't know, my brother went on a facebook rant claiming i molested him amongst other things. he had the cops here the other day trying to get me arrested but he's dumb as shit. they accused him of dealing heroin and told my mother to section 35 his ass. meanwhile, i want her to pay me $200 from his lump sum for defamation of character. he offered some homeless kids a G to kill me, one of em told me, i told my mother and she awarded me $50 of his money for my traffic board. keep it up, shitbird! i'm all about that inhouse tort!

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« Reply #5155 on: August 02, 2014, 11:22:47 PM »
Damn, I can't even imagine that. When people talk about their family being fucked up it really bothers me. I may not be close to my family members but I love them so damn much I can't imagine being in any sort of financial or legal fights. Sucks balls.
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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« Reply #5156 on: August 02, 2014, 11:30:42 PM »
yeah, it sucks pretty good. i've got more of a heart but we've coddled this kid his whole life. i've spent yrs on the streets cause i was a shit drunk/sometime junk bomb. my brother racked up 3 yrs of school debt before he junked out, stole checks from my mother, got physical w/ her a few times, just everything horrible, worse than what i did but he never gets kicked out for any length of time or sits in county. also, we've got schizophrenia running in my family so he gets a pass even when he's being manipulative whereas i'm just perceived 'lazy'.
i like to think i'm as nuts as the next guy but its not up for me to decide. i've done some bad shit, beat up my dad when i was early 20s, been kind of a terror but i'm just a fat old man who wants to ride his skateboard and be left alone. this sounds horrible but i hope the kid ODs and it'll be sad for a wk, relief for a lifetime.
oh well, i'll forget [if not forgive] if i get some scrill towards a new setup/trip to providence tomorrow and it'll be a good lesson for him to not spread bullshit on the internet.

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« Reply #5157 on: August 03, 2014, 08:45:43 AM »
yeah, it sucks pretty good. i've got more of a heart but we've coddled this kid his whole life. i've spent yrs on the streets cause i was a shit drunk/sometime junk bomb. my brother racked up 3 yrs of school debt before he junked out, stole checks from my mother, got physical w/ her a few times, just everything horrible, worse than what i did but he never gets kicked out for any length of time or sits in county. also, we've got schizophrenia running in my family so he gets a pass even when he's being manipulative whereas i'm just perceived 'lazy'.
i like to think i'm as nuts as the next guy but its not up for me to decide. i've done some bad shit, beat up my dad when i was early 20s, been kind of a terror but i'm just a fat old man who wants to ride his skateboard and be left alone. this sounds horrible but i hope the kid ODs and it'll be sad for a wk, relief for a lifetime.
oh well, i'll forget [if not forgive] if i get some scrill towards a new setup/trip to providence tomorrow and it'll be a good lesson for him to not spread bullshit on the internet.


That's how it goes with younger brothers, my 2 brothers have done some pretty bad shit but as the oldest I still caught the most shit when we were young. 

Providence is always a good time, I hope they get a shark sighting.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5158 on: August 03, 2014, 11:56:29 AM »
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yeah, it sucks pretty good. i've got more of a heart but we've coddled this kid his whole life. i've spent yrs on the streets cause i was a shit drunk/sometime junk bomb. my brother racked up 3 yrs of school debt before he junked out, stole checks from my mother, got physical w/ her a few times, just everything horrible, worse than what i did but he never gets kicked out for any length of time or sits in county. also, we've got schizophrenia running in my family so he gets a pass even when he's being manipulative whereas i'm just perceived 'lazy'.
i like to think i'm as nuts as the next guy but its not up for me to decide. i've done some bad shit, beat up my dad when i was early 20s, been kind of a terror but i'm just a fat old man who wants to ride his skateboard and be left alone. this sounds horrible but i hope the kid ODs and it'll be sad for a wk, relief for a lifetime.
oh well, i'll forget [if not forgive] if i get some scrill towards a new setup/trip to providence tomorrow and it'll be a good lesson for him to not spread bullshit on the internet.
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That's how it goes with younger brothers, my 2 brothers have done some pretty bad shit but as the oldest I still caught the most shit when we were young. 

Providence is always a good time, I hope they get a shark sighting.

We would love to have Da' Tits in Providence, he is always welcome!

PM me if you're ever in the area, we'll fucking skate/get into some fun . . .
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« Reply #5159 on: August 03, 2014, 09:45:19 PM »
Watching Toy Story 3, ending got me all fucked up.