Author Topic: real confessions (Read 1744798 times)

longballlarry · « **Reply #1320 on:** March 05, 2008, 12:58:58 PM »

nah it's not nearly that serious.

EricLogan · « **Reply #1321 on:** March 05, 2008, 04:33:58 PM »

Well, I'm glad. That dude's foreskin looks like BP Richfield's frill

ps., confessional hammer gnar rewarded

max power · « **Reply #1322 on:** March 06, 2008, 01:57:51 PM »

that dick will haunt my dreams

B.P. Richfield · « **Reply #1323 on:** March 06, 2008, 02:53:19 PM »

About time to change my avatar I guess..

longballlarry · « **Reply #1324 on:** March 06, 2008, 10:42:08 PM »

what have i done.

dorm rat · « **Reply #1325 on:** March 06, 2008, 10:47:44 PM »

the right thing

EricLogan · « **Reply #1326 on:** March 07, 2008, 03:15:17 AM »

Quote from: max power on March 06, 2008, 01:57:51 PM

that dick will haunt my dreams

hahah, did you just find a picture of a hotdog to avoid looking at pictures of dicks?

GAY

max power · « **Reply #1327 on:** March 07, 2008, 06:53:16 AM »

i thought it was funnier with a sausage. i'm not afraid of looking at dicks.

max power · « **Reply #1328 on:** March 07, 2008, 07:02:31 AM »

Quote from: Good ol' Turd Ferguson on March 07, 2008, 03:15:17 AM

hahah, did you just find a picture of a hotdog to avoid looking at pictures of dicks?

GAY

just for you

ps. this is way better

jesus0nvi4gra · « **Reply #1329 on:** March 07, 2008, 04:04:03 PM »

That picture with this bumps and shit on the dick is gonna haunt me for days. I can't even look at it again to quote it.

bill hates · « **Reply #1330 on:** March 07, 2008, 04:06:47 PM »

Quote from: lenny on March 07, 2008, 12:07:33 PM

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That huge mug looks tiny compared to him.

i always look for fat peoples' packages but theyre never there
youd think theyd be larger than normal or something but they just kinda blend in
i cant be the only one who does this

vicky · « **Reply #1331 on:** March 07, 2008, 05:18:52 PM »

Quote from: jesus0nvi4gra on March 07, 2008, 04:04:03 PM

That picture with this bumps and shit on the dick is gonna haunt me for days. I can't even look at it again to quote it.

i feel you on that. ive been sick since ive seen it, seriously, that shit freaked me out

tony hawk · « **Reply #1332 on:** March 11, 2008, 08:16:43 AM »

okay whenever im late to school and i have to bring a note the next day
i always write them myself which is completely common
but then on the note i always write
"please excuse my son from showing up late, he had a (severe?) case of diarrhea and his tummy still hurts"
then i just kind of stand there in front of her and make the $:-\$ face
i used to do it because it was funny but now its just kind of emberassing
i cant stop doing it
the one im turning in today says
"please excuse my son from showing up late yesterday, he was walking to school and got diarrhea and walked back home"
its not even that funny anymore i just cant stop doing it

cold budweisers · « **Reply #1333 on:** March 11, 2008, 10:43:03 AM »

Quote from: tony hawk on March 11, 2008, 08:16:43 AM

souveir

SR Junky · « **Reply #1334 on:** March 11, 2008, 11:23:27 AM »

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longballlarry · « **Reply #1335 on:** March 11, 2008, 06:31:55 PM »

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professional · « **Reply #1336 on:** March 11, 2008, 08:33:09 PM »

sometimes I get really bummed I don't have a girlfriend but I never put forth an effort to talk to girls and when I do I end up becoming a good friend. I have almost no guy friends outside of skateboarding and the ones I do have are girls and are almost all so hot. I wish I could date them and have had the idea of pitching fooling around with one of my best girl friends but I keep getting the feeling that could wreak havoc on a great friendship.

i just recently also started talking to a girl that lives around the corner from me and I can't stop thinking about her. She's had a boyfriend for almost a year and I am just waiting for the day she dumps her boyfriend.

I also think the snow here is making me fully depressed. I think about it so much and dwell on the fact I can't do anything right now so I stay inside and I feel like I'm making such a big deal about it. I don't even fucking know right now.

defiantnate · « **Reply #1337 on:** March 13, 2008, 09:34:25 AM »

"My heart belongs to G-Unit"

tony hawk · « **Reply #1338 on:** March 18, 2008, 02:34:21 PM »

Quote from: professional on March 11, 2008, 08:33:09 PM

sometimes I get really bummed I don't have a girlfriend but I never put forth an effort to talk to girls and when I do I end up becoming a good friend. I have almost no guy friends outside of skateboarding and the ones I do have are girls and are almost all so hot. I wish I could date them and have had the idea of pitching fooling around with one of my best girl friends but I keep getting the feeling that could wreak havoc on a great friendship.

i just recently also started talking to a girl that lives around the corner from me and I can't stop thinking about her. She's had a boyfriend for almost a year and I am just waiting for the day she dumps her boyfriend.

I also think the snow here is making me fully depressed. I think about it so much and dwell on the fact I can't do anything right now so I stay inside and I feel like I'm making such a big deal about it. I don't even fucking know right now.

palmela handerson.

vicky · « **Reply #1339 on:** March 24, 2008, 05:22:02 PM »

i am seriously beyond unmotivated. i havent gone to class in 2 weeks and i dont really care, i try to skip work as much as possible even though i dont have money, all i do is skate and drink and im depressed and i keep lying to my mom about getting stuff done at school and im paying for this shit but i dont even care enough to show up. i dont know whats wrong with me and i wish i could kick this.

Rusty Champignon · « **Reply #1340 on:** March 24, 2008, 05:44:57 PM »

Quote from: vicky on March 24, 2008, 05:22:02 PM

i am seriously beyond unmotivated. i havent gone to class in 2 weeks and i dont really care, i try to skip work as much as possible even though i dont have money, all i do is skate and drink and im depressed and i keep lying to my mom about getting stuff done at school and im paying for this shit but i dont even care enough to show up. i dont know whats wrong with me and i wish i could kick this.

I have a similar problem as im doing badly in college, my recent exam results were terrible, and I know its important to do well yet I find it really hard to give a shit, a lot of the time when I should be in class I just think fuck it and then go to kfc

jesus0nvi4gra · « **Reply #1341 on:** March 25, 2008, 01:10:22 PM »

Quote from: Bill on March 25, 2008, 02:35:20 AM

I have no friends, but strangely enough have a girlfriend of almost three years. She doesn't really have that many friends herself, so I guess it works out. I used to get really bummed about it, but not so much anymore. I live vicariously through my favorite tv and movie characters, which, after months and months of doing so, doesn't seem that pathetic to me any longer.

Dude I know it. Dexter, Vinny Chase, Hank Moody, fuck even the chick from Weeds. Their lives are so much better than mine. I might as well join them for the ride.

barr · « **Reply #1342 on:** March 25, 2008, 06:15:25 PM »

When that BrooklynBrawlerIsntdaBombShit thread came out i was listening to madvillains "rhinestone cowboy" on repeat the whole time
and now everytime i hear that shit i just think of that thread
no homo

EricLogan · « **Reply #1343 on:** March 25, 2008, 08:19:04 PM »

depressed

artichoke · « **Reply #1344 on:** March 25, 2008, 08:27:21 PM »

Quote from: vicky on March 24, 2008, 05:22:02 PM

i am seriously beyond unmotivated. i havent gone to class in 2 weeks and i dont really care, i try to skip work as much as possible even though i dont have money, all i do is skate and drink and im depressed and i keep lying to my mom about getting stuff done at school and im paying for this shit but i dont even care enough to show up. i dont know whats wrong with me and i wish i could kick this.

Yeah.

I am even struggling to find motivation to get out of bed to skate because i'm pretty frustratingly bad at it right now. If I could get away with it I would spend the next month in bed waiting for something to change.

jrock · « **Reply #1345 on:** March 25, 2008, 08:45:23 PM »

i know the feeling...

longballlarry · « **Reply #1346 on:** April 01, 2008, 08:11:27 PM »

i look forward to watching rob and big and have seen every episode.
also, i spent like ten minutes trying to figure out if i should post this in this thread or in the not enough to justify it's own thread wondering where more people would look at it.
i settled on this one because it's more fitting.

longballlarry · « **Reply #1347 on:** April 01, 2008, 08:19:40 PM »

also, i will sometimes look at a thread i posted in repeatedly to see if anyone has said anything about what i just posted.
and it will sometimes take me several minutes to type a reply and i usually look it over like 20 times, and then just decide it's not funny or it's lame or something and just delete that shit. like just now. this shit took me like fucking 4 minutes to write and read over 50 times.

skaterdavid · « **Reply #1348 on:** April 01, 2008, 08:21:42 PM »

Quote from: longballlarry on April 01, 2008, 08:19:40 PM

i will sometimes look at a thread i posted in repeatedly to see if anyone has said anything about what i just posted.

Doctor Handsome · « **Reply #1349 on:** April 01, 2008, 08:50:19 PM »

I beat off in the back of my German class Freshman year in the dark while we were watching a movie. Not really a confession, more of a pride type thing. A bragging right I guess.

Author Topic: real confessions (Read 1744798 times)

bill hates

tony hawk

SR Junky

defiantnate

tony hawk

Rusty Champignon

jrock

Doctor Handsome