okay whenever im late to school and i have to bring a note the next day
i always write them myself which is completely common
but then on the note i always write
"please excuse my son from showing up late, he had a (severe?) case of diarrhea and his tummy still hurts"
then i just kind of stand there in front of her and make the
face
i used to do it because it was funny but now its just kind of emberassing
i cant stop doing it
the one im turning in today says
"please excuse my son from showing up late yesterday, he was walking to school and got diarrhea and walked back home"
its not even that funny anymore i just cant stop doing it