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Re: Pros who kook themselves out of sponsorship
« Reply #90 on: January 28, 2019, 06:25:56 PM »

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Re: Pros who kook themselves out of sponsorship
« Reply #91 on: January 28, 2019, 06:31:22 PM »
Jeffwongdong came to Woodward when my homie was working and he was a huge asshole to everyone.

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Re: Pros who kook themselves out of sponsorship
« Reply #92 on: January 28, 2019, 06:31:58 PM »
this?

Yes.   Gnars for cringes. 
I'm posting from my blackberry wtf?!?!?

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Re: Pros who kook themselves out of sponsorship
« Reply #93 on: January 28, 2019, 07:40:14 PM »
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Greg Myers
Mike York
Ricardo Carvalho
Marc Jonson
Jason Jesse

does Lutzka count?

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yeah but still got himself kicked off chocolate...

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Re: Pros who kook themselves out of sponsorship
« Reply #94 on: January 28, 2019, 08:07:16 PM »
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this?
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Yes.   Gnars for cringes.

Did he microwave his upper lip or something?

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Re: Pros who kook themselves out of sponsorship
« Reply #95 on: January 28, 2019, 08:32:37 PM »


Did he microwave his upper lip or something?
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Coca Cola just came out my nose reading this shit.. I was thinking some type of infection after somebody gave him a dirty sanchez (shit smear)

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Re: Pros who kook themselves out of sponsorship
« Reply #96 on: January 28, 2019, 08:56:50 PM »
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jonny layton, maybe not fully but boy oh boy
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Total shame.

Dude had a sweet cock.

I mean switch 360 flip.

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Re: Pros who kook themselves out of sponsorship
« Reply #97 on: January 29, 2019, 12:56:52 AM »
i was at a party once and overheard jeffwon telling some girl, "i'm like a professional skater, but i do 3 times more what they do"

couldn't make this shit up.


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Re: Pros who kook themselves out of sponsorship
« Reply #98 on: January 29, 2019, 03:57:38 AM »
i was at a party once and overheard jeffwon telling some girl, "i'm like a professional skater, but i do 3 times more what they do"

couldn't make this shit up.

Does mingle in the scene then? I thought he would just be out on his own with the tripod.

Either that or you get invited to some wack parties my dude

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Re: Pros who kook themselves out of sponsorship
« Reply #99 on: January 29, 2019, 04:13:37 AM »
i was at a party once and overheard jeffwon telling some girl, "i'm like a professional skater, but i do 3 times more what they do"

couldn't make this shit up.

This is a triple flip joke, and its hilarious. 
I'm posting from my blackberry wtf?!?!?

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Re: Pros who kook themselves out of sponsorship
« Reply #100 on: January 29, 2019, 04:29:08 AM »
Damn I’m fucking dumb.
That’s funny, thanks for explaining joust

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Re: Pros who kook themselves out of sponsorship
« Reply #101 on: January 29, 2019, 11:14:15 AM »
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Greg Myers
Mike York
Ricardo Carvalho
Marc Jonson
Jason Jesse

does Lutzka count?

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  Mike York? Dude is super cool.
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yeah but still got himself kicked off chocolate...
  I think because he blew his knee out? I don't know

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Re: Pros who kook themselves out of sponsorship
« Reply #102 on: January 29, 2019, 11:17:41 AM »
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i was at a party once and overheard jeffwon telling some girl, "i'm like a professional skater, but i do 3 times more what they do"

couldn't make this shit up.
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Does mingle in the scene then? I thought he would just be out on his own with the tripod.

Either that or you get invited to some wack parties my dude

it was at aaron goure’s house in arizona. same weekend as tempe park halloween. i guess one of our friends thought it would be funny to invite him and it really was funny

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Re: Pros who kook themselves out of sponsorship
« Reply #103 on: January 29, 2019, 11:34:29 AM »
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i was at a party once and overheard jeffwon telling some girl, "i'm like a professional skater, but i do 3 times more what they do"

couldn't make this shit up.
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Does mingle in the scene then? I thought he would just be out on his own with the tripod.

Either that or you get invited to some wack parties my dude
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it was at aaron goure’s house in arizona. same weekend as tempe park halloween. i guess one of our friends thought it would be funny to invite him and it really was funny

Supposedly he wants to film an all nyc part. Should we do the same thing at my place? >:)

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Re: Pros who kook themselves out of sponsorship
« Reply #104 on: January 29, 2019, 12:11:00 PM »
James Brockman when he called Shuriken Shannon derogatory names, kooked out of n osiris sponsorship.

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Re: Pros who kook themselves out of sponsorship
« Reply #105 on: January 29, 2019, 12:39:07 PM »
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i was at a party once and overheard jeffwon telling some girl, "i'm like a professional skater, but i do 3 times more what they do"

couldn't make this shit up.
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Does mingle in the scene then? I thought he would just be out on his own with the tripod.

Either that or you get invited to some wack parties my dude
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it was at aaron goure’s house in arizona. same weekend as tempe park halloween. i guess one of our friends thought it would be funny to invite him and it really was funny
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Supposedly he wants to film an all nyc part. Should we do the same thing at my place? >:)

worth it. him and chase in the same room would be priceless

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Re: Pros who kook themselves out of sponsorship
« Reply #106 on: January 29, 2019, 02:11:03 PM »
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Greg Myers
Mike York
Ricardo Carvalho
Marc Jonson
Jason Jesse

does Lutzka count?

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  Mike York? Dude is super cool.
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yeah but still got himself kicked off chocolate...
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  I think because he blew his knee out? I don't know
They told him not to do a tech deck ad and he did it anyway. I guess he only got $200 for the ad. Can’t remeber if I read that in a 48 blocks interview from 11 years ago or what. He said he was drinking because of his knee injury and in a shitty relationship and needed money. Either way his video parts were always great in this old bastards opinion.

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Re: Pros who kook themselves out of sponsorship
« Reply #107 on: January 29, 2019, 02:44:12 PM »
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Greg Myers
Mike York
Ricardo Carvalho
Marc Jonson
Jason Jesse

does Lutzka count?

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  Mike York? Dude is super cool.
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yeah but still got himself kicked off chocolate...
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  I think because he blew his knee out? I don't know
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They told him not to do a tech deck ad and he did it anyway. I guess he only got $200 for the ad. Can’t remeber if I read that in a 48 blocks interview from 11 years ago or what. He said he was drinking because of his knee injury and in a shitty relationship and needed money. Either way his video parts were always great in this old bastards opinion.
  wtf never heard about the tech deck stuff that's incredible . Heard about the drinking and bad relationship

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Re: Pros who kook themselves out of sponsorship
« Reply #108 on: January 29, 2019, 03:08:23 PM »
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Greg Myers
Mike York
Ricardo Carvalho
Marc Jonson
Jason Jesse

does Lutzka count?

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  Mike York? Dude is super cool.
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yeah but still got himself kicked off chocolate...
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  I think because he blew his knee out? I don't know
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They told him not to do a tech deck ad and he did it anyway. I guess he only got $200 for the ad. Can’t remeber if I read that in a 48 blocks interview from 11 years ago or what. He said he was drinking because of his knee injury and in a shitty relationship and needed money. Either way his video parts were always great in this old bastards opinion.
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  wtf never heard about the tech deck stuff that's incredible . Heard about the drinking and bad relationship

first time i've heard about this as well. don't think it was from that 48 blocks interview though because there's no mention of tech deck in there - http://bklyn.48blocks.com/mike-york-2006/. had to dig up this thread from 2006 (before the days of "of"!) to find any reference to it - https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=3536.0.

even though it was nearly 13 years ago, i feel like i see this type of comment on slap at least once a week:

damn...chocolate's really goin down the shitter.

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Re: Pros who kook themselves out of sponsorship
« Reply #109 on: January 29, 2019, 03:29:53 PM »
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i was at a party once and overheard jeffwon telling some girl, "i'm like a professional skater, but i do 3 times more what they do"

couldn't make this shit up.
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Does mingle in the scene then? I thought he would just be out on his own with the tripod.

Either that or you get invited to some wack parties my dude
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it was at aaron goure’s house in arizona. same weekend as tempe park halloween. i guess one of our friends thought it would be funny to invite him and it really was funny
Is your crew the popular kids from a nickelodeon middle school sitcom? Invite someone to a party to make fun of them, what a absolute classic. Good job.

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Re: Pros who kook themselves out of sponsorship
« Reply #110 on: January 29, 2019, 03:44:28 PM »
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this?
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Damon Byrd 2.0

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Re: Pros who kook themselves out of sponsorship
« Reply #111 on: January 29, 2019, 03:49:38 PM »
no it;s just like when you hold out your trophy bass way in front of you so everyone thinks it was 6 lbs instead of 5 lbs 3 oz

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Re: Pros who kook themselves out of sponsorship
« Reply #112 on: January 29, 2019, 08:36:15 PM »
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i was at a party once and overheard jeffwon telling some girl, "i'm like a professional skater, but i do 3 times more what they do"

couldn't make this shit up.
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Does mingle in the scene then? I thought he would just be out on his own with the tripod.

Either that or you get invited to some wack parties my dude
[close]

it was at aaron goure’s house in arizona. same weekend as tempe park halloween. i guess one of our friends thought it would be funny to invite him and it really was funny
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Supposedly he wants to film an all nyc part. Should we do the same thing at my place? >:)
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worth it. him and chase in the same room would be priceless

If only I had still a photo of Chase and Manchild rolling spliffs on the sidewalk. It was like watching someone roll up in front of a mirror

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Re: Pros who kook themselves out of sponsorship
« Reply #113 on: January 30, 2019, 12:36:34 AM »
Damn, I feel for Jeff Wonsong after watching that video.

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Re: Pros who kook themselves out of sponsorship
« Reply #114 on: January 30, 2019, 01:10:35 AM »
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i was at a party once and overheard jeffwon telling some girl, "i'm like a professional skater, but i do 3 times more what they do"

couldn't make this shit up.
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Does mingle in the scene then? I thought he would just be out on his own with the tripod.

Either that or you get invited to some wack parties my dude
[close]

it was at aaron goure’s house in arizona. same weekend as tempe park halloween. i guess one of our friends thought it would be funny to invite him and it really was funny
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Is your crew the popular kids from a nickelodeon middle school sitcom? Invite someone to a party to make fun of them, what a absolute classic. Good job.

hey jeff, i’m just reporting what i saw.

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Re: Pros who kook themselves out of sponsorship
« Reply #115 on: January 30, 2019, 02:28:57 AM »
Is there a Jeffwondixon?

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Re: Pros who kook themselves out of sponsorship
« Reply #116 on: January 30, 2019, 07:40:11 AM »
Is there a Jeffwondixon?
There's a Clyde Dixon



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Re: Pros who kook themselves out of sponsorship
« Reply #117 on: January 30, 2019, 08:06:55 AM »
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that lad from Sheffield who was on Nike that got caught noncing, forgot his name
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Fuck, I even read that with an accent.

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Re: Pros who kook themselves out of sponsorship
« Reply #118 on: January 30, 2019, 08:13:28 AM »
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i was at a party once and overheard jeffwon telling some girl, "i'm like a professional skater, but i do 3 times more what they do"

couldn't make this shit up.
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Does mingle in the scene then? I thought he would just be out on his own with the tripod.

Either that or you get invited to some wack parties my dude
[close]

it was at aaron goure’s house in arizona. same weekend as tempe park halloween. i guess one of our friends thought it would be funny to invite him and it really was funny
[close]

Supposedly he wants to film an all nyc part. Should we do the same thing at my place? >:)
yes. also that clip of baca jumping like that in the cons vid has always been the best. great sig have some gnars.

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Re: Pros who kook themselves out of sponsorship
« Reply #119 on: January 30, 2019, 09:41:02 AM »
Gershon Moseley. He used to come to my half pipe when I was a little kid he was pretty cool then I reached out to him on Facebook and he denied ever knowing me and told me not to talk to him

Sounds like par for the course.  Of all the pros I've encountered over the decades, the lamest of all, by far and away, was Gershon Moseley.  Was at a small party with some skate buddies at a townhouse right near  Strands beach in OC.  We're all in our late teens and everybody's getting their buzz going. And somehow a raging drunk Gershon shows up.  Mind you he's in his early to mid-thirties and nobody knows who invited him. He starts vibing all the guys and talking himself up.  Due to the fact that there are a lot of fine females around and he's getting no attention, he starts to get frustrated and belligerent.  Then he starts trying to pick a fight with this scrawny teenager who's clearly afraid of him. If you look closely, Gershon is pretty fucking muscular, and probably outweighs the kid by at least 40 pounds.  The kid was trying to diffuse the situation but that pathetic bully Gershon was relentless and kept trying to goad him into a fight.  Other people had to intervene, and even then he was pushing them away to try to get at a clearly scared teen.  Seemed like a big act to try to impress the ladies but it's severely backfired and he ended up looking just so awful. 
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