real confessions

[iKobrakai]

Just a reminder that Alex Olson never deserved to go pro.

[honey island]

Joey Brezinski’s skateboarding is entertaining to me. I’m so fucking sorry.

i still come back to this post regularly.


post of the year for me.

[butterballs for jerry]

I got a second job a few months ago, it's a cleaning job. Early morning work, floors, toilets, trash cans.I tell my family it's at offices and warehouses, which is partially true.

Fact is I have the keys to all three locations of a local strip club company.

It's not like I'm in there mopping up cum and throwing out used condoms, but I feel like my family would give me shit and try to get me to quit or something if I told them the truth. Can't tell my co-workers at my main job about it, theyre a bunch of gossipy bitches (even though it's mostly middle aged dudes) so i just lie to everyone.

The money is good, it's 30-50 dollars per location, not per hour, so if you clean quickly it works out well, to the point some weeks I make more cleaning than at the main job.

Anyway, kind of a mild confession, but a confession nonetheless.

[Bagelskate]

I got a second job a few months ago, it's a cleaning job. Early morning work, floors, toilets, trash cans.I tell my family it's at offices and warehouses, which is partially true.

Fact is I have the keys to all three locations of a local strip club company.

It's not like I'm in there mopping up cum and throwing out used condoms, but I feel like my family would give me shit and try to get me to quit or something if I told them the truth. Can't tell my co-workers at my main job about it, theyre a bunch of gossipy bitches (even though it's mostly middle aged dudes) so i just lie to everyone.

The money is good, it's 30-50 dollars per location, not per hour, so if you clean quickly it works out well, to the point some weeks I make more cleaning than at the main job.

Anyway, kind of a mild confession, but a confession nonetheless.

Sounds like a plot to a porno

[Dwyck]

zach allen should just skate plazas he's got a good style and he shouldn't just be doing boring copies of tfunks rail tricks

[mynameisnotjeff]

zach allen should just skate plazas he's got a good style and he shouldn't just be doing boring copies of tfunks rail tricks

I forgot he was around. I feel that he hasn't found his thing yet. The Boss picked him up so there should be something special in him. He probably just needs time to mature and find his thing.

[iKobrakai]

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zach allen should just skate plazas he's got a good style and he shouldn't just be doing boring copies of tfunks rail tricks

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I forgot he was around. I feel that he hasn't found his thing yet. The Boss picked him up so there should be something special in him. He probably just needs time to mature and find his thing.

I remember when that David Gonzalez looking rail chopper got on, was not a fan. Then he droped a good ass part! I can't remember his name, but you know the guy, right?

[JollyOli]

I'd rather go fast and slam than go slow and make.
This attitude has lost me so many tricks, I can't even do them going slow anymore.

[rawr1922]

I enjoy watching Vinnie banh skate

[L33Tg33k]

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zach allen should just skate plazas he's got a good style and he shouldn't just be doing boring copies of tfunks rail tricks

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I forgot he was around. I feel that he hasn't found his thing yet. The Boss picked him up so there should be something special in him. He probably just needs time to mature and find his thing.

The only thing special about Zach Allen is the fact he's fully hooked up and is demonstrably worse at skating the a lot of shop sponsored kids. It's quite the gift.

[SodaJerk]

I enjoy watching Vinnie banh skate

I refuse to believe you.

[Dwyck]

i was listening to a soulja boy song called "tony hawk" where he says, "360 Hurricane, Tony Hawk" and such but I think a 360 Hurricane is just a 360 smith. not sure, maybe a 3 feeble

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zach allen should just skate plazas he's got a good style and he shouldn't just be doing boring copies of tfunks rail tricks

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I forgot he was around. I feel that he hasn't found his thing yet. The Boss picked him up so there should be something special in him. He probably just needs time to mature and find his thing.

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The only thing special about Zach Allen is the fact he's fully hooked up and is demonstrably worse at skating the a lot of shop sponsored kids. It's quite the gift.

Neither of us are wrong in this instance

[DanTheDoucher]

I enjoy watching Vinnie banh skate

You need some major shalom in your life.

[DarthDingusMaximus]

Just a reminder that Alex Olson never deserved to go pro.

He reminds me of an entitled white chick who didn't get picked to be on the cheerleader team, (Anti-Hero) being the team and since then he's used his cool guy arrogance to be as insufferable as Bam Margera.

[mynameisnotjeff]

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Just a reminder that Alex Olson never deserved to go pro.

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He reminds me of an entitled white chick who didn't get picked to be on the cheerleader team, (Anti-Hero) being the team and since then he's used his cool guy arrogance to be as insufferable as Bam Margera.

Not sure if I still follow him but he can get as annoying as Mikey Taylor (I like his smith grinds and he seemed like an OK person at first)

[iKobrakai]

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Just a reminder that Alex Olson never deserved to go pro.

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He reminds me of an entitled white chick who didn't get picked to be on the cheerleader team, (Anti-Hero) being the team and since then he's used his cool guy arrogance to be as insufferable as Bam Margera.

[close]

Not sure if I still follow him but he can get as annoying as Mikey Taylor (I like his smith grinds and he seemed like an OK person at first)

For sure. It was kind of funny how Girl turned Mike Mo and Malto pro at the same time as Olson. Not to sound like a conspiracy nut, but come on...

[shitsandwich]

I enjoy watching Vinnie banh skate

I prefer Cody Davis tbh

[Madam, I'm Adam]

I don’t care about kader or his skating. There, I said it.

I get where you’re coming from. Really, the only mondo beyondo thing I’ve seen him do is the tail drop at the dime glory challenge. But his style is clearly becoming way more powerful and controlled so hopefully he’ll blow minds in the upcoming video. I liked the bs shifty flip he posted recently. I feel bad for him too, apparently he’s had a lot of concussions.

[Francis Xavier]

I dropped three slices of pizza on my skate shoes and ate them anyway.

[Dwyck]

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I enjoy watching Vinnie banh skate

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I prefer Cody Davis tbh

Cody Davis and that "@icelandic..."-something guy fucking rip. Davis is clearly making terrible life decisions rn though

[weon]

I dropped three slices of pizza on my skate shoes and ate them anyway.

not common but also not unheard of:



hope you have another pair

[behavioralguide]

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I enjoy watching Vinnie banh skate

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I prefer Cody Davis tbh

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Cody Davis and that "@icelandic..."-something guy fucking rip. Davis is clearly making terrible life decisions rn though

another victim of #dreamchasing
https://www.gofundme.com/f/1pusp68io0?utm_medium=copy_link&utm_source=customer&utm_campaign=p_na+share-sheet&rcid=9f61f669ca7d444590afe73a738cfa19

[Owen]

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I enjoy watching Vinnie banh skate

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I prefer Cody Davis tbh

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Cody Davis and that "@icelandic..."-something guy fucking rip. Davis is clearly making terrible life decisions rn though

[close]

another victim of #dreamchasing
https://www.gofundme.com/f/1pusp68io0?utm_medium=copy_link&utm_source=customer&utm_campaign=p_na+share-sheet&rcid=9f61f669ca7d444590afe73a738cfa19

This is fucking insane. What is wrong with people. I felt like a baby boomer reading that. Maybe millennials are as entitled as older generations say. Get a fucking job/pay yo fare

[doublesteveburger]

My car broke down a week before my girlfriends birthday and now I can't buy her shit but my girlfriend feels like a platonic roommate lately anyway because i fucked up and she wants out but we signed a lease and now she's stuck with me it seems and all i do all day is strive to be in solitude because i can't take the tension in this shitty apartment or typing out run-on sentences like some asshole that just ate an entire bag of Mama pork flavor ramen sans water ala bag of chips style like I used to when I was a regular jr steveburger.


I'm gonna go skate. Love you guys. Vinnie Bahn sucks by the way what the hell is wrong with you.

[doublesteveburger]

oh my confession was that I ate that ramen without cooking it

[Paco Supreme]

Chin up man, skating around is better than solitude confinement.

Vinnie Bahn sucks by the way what the hell is wrong with you.

[50mm]

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I don’t care about kader or his skating. There, I said it.

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I get where you’re coming from. Really, the only mondo beyondo thing I’ve seen him do is the tail drop at the dime glory challenge. But his style is clearly becoming way more powerful and controlled so hopefully he’ll blow minds in the upcoming video. I liked the bs shifty flip he posted recently. I feel bad for him too, apparently he’s had a lot of concussions.

Really?? That's a bummer man. That shit can catch up with you. Kinda weird because I was just thinking about him and concussions the other day. He eats a lot of shit but concussions are no joke. When Dave Mirra killed himself I was immediately thinking concussions.

[the snake]

I dropped three slices of pizza on my skate shoes and ate them anyway.

you are what you eat, keep walking, bro shoe

[smellsdead]

feeling awful for not picking up a turtle on the road before work yesterday. fuck man i hope hes ok.

[Francis Xavier]

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I dropped three slices of pizza on my skate shoes and ate them anyway.

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you are what you eat, keep walking, bro shoe

HELLRIDE