I got a second job a few months ago, it's a cleaning job. Early morning work, floors, toilets, trash cans.I tell my family it's at offices and warehouses, which is partially true.
Fact is I have the keys to all three locations of a local strip club company.
It's not like I'm in there mopping up cum and throwing out used condoms, but I feel like my family would give me shit and try to get me to quit or something if I told them the truth. Can't tell my co-workers at my main job about it, theyre a bunch of gossipy bitches (even though it's mostly middle aged dudes) so i just lie to everyone.
The money is good, it's 30-50 dollars per location, not per hour, so if you clean quickly it works out well, to the point some weeks I make more cleaning than at the main job.
Anyway, kind of a mild confession, but a confession nonetheless.