worse than dad jokes : shitty hack jokes
for example, guy with beer gut says “ya ive been doing a lot of 12 ounce curls”
Those are pretty awful for sure. I hate this one also, for lack of a better example, but when that shitbag would say CONCAST, and then explain its meaning EVERY TIME.
People who instead of saying something simple/short, they pull the old as useless as a football bat or cold like a witch tit. Please can you just leave that shit out and say useless or cold? You could even make a better emphasis with the good old, it's fucking cold or fucking useless, Christ. That person will always have a ton those also, just waiting to be dropped with a disturbing sense of anticipation of bringing them up. The longer you suffer in their presence the more of those you are going to hear. These people also seem to be the type who think they are hilarious, regardless of the painful silence or pretend chuckle, and they will never stop.
Anyone who uses the term, 'slappy vert day' instead of you know...
I feel better now letting that out, thank you.