Wifey loves her some Hangman, but she refuses to scissor me. Even when i say "Scissor me phatty ass!!!!!" She fucking hates it but it pops me so hard.
Dude. You might be the world champ of ass related wrestling puns. I have so much respect for that.
Hangman has Brett's attitude, Shawn's charisma, and Sunny's looks (too soon to joke about them both having a drinking problem?). Add an awesome theme and a gimmick that resonates with the audience and you have the perfect babyface, so wifey definitely knows how to pick em.
Kinda scared Wardlow is gonna fizzle out, but he's proven me wrong every time I've doubted him. Hopefully he can elevate the belt back where it belongs.
QT is one of my favorite parts of dark a lot of weeks. It's classic, timeless heel shtick and it gets me every time. I don't know if QT will still be actively competing by the time -1 is 19, but I would not be at all surprised if he ends up training him (assuming he wants to wrestle). Maybe he'll just do the Tim Storm thing where his head looks 60 but his body looks 40.
Man the Bray coming in and taking over the dark order thing is like a fantasy of mine at this point haha. I can't even imagine the pop he would get if there was a genuine surprise appearance. I would absolutely lose my shit. I feel like realistically he ends up back in WWE on a deal for less money and way less dates or tries to start his own thing... Which is going really well for authors of pain and the CYN crew hahaha..
I genuinely think Fuego and Serpentico could trade masks and gear and no one would notice.
The lucha Bros thing is really pissing me off. Especially with how good they are and how important they were to getting the company off the ground. At least give them some squash matches on tv... Fenix has a losing record overall and they're 1-3 as a tag team. If they job them out to the ass boys I might lose my mind.
I'm stealing that Brody Jenner line btw.
So I was sitting here with an old WCW tv from 1987 on and I look up and see a tag match this dude who looks exactly like a modern indy guy going for a "cool 80s wrestler" look and thought I vaguely recognized him. Then they said the name Chris Champion so I looked him up... It's fucking Yoshi Kwan! Here's the fucked up thing about him looking like a modern indy guy....apparently his gimmick was that he was a time traveler hahaha.