Some shitcunt ex-gf convinced me to reverse a break-up and told me she'd stop doing drugs n shit (OCs), she didn't, i felt like a fucking chump. It's whatever though, she sends me a "happy birthday" text every year and I haven't spoken to her in about four years. So she clearly feels guilty or something, whatever it is, but I enjoy ignoring her and I hope it makes her feel awful.
Your mother, Snooki from Jersey Shore, and a meth-head Juggalo girl. Fuck one, marry one, kill one, GO